Chapter 607: Cave House
According to custom, the night in the cave room is the most difficult time for the bride. There is a local rule handed down from the elders: kick the bride. said, "The new daughter-in-law is on the kang, and the small life is prosperous."
When the bride was in the cave room at night, after a series of programs such as biting apples, lighting cigarettes, touching blind beards, etc., several descendants jumped on the kang. The particular ones also know that they take off their shoes, most of them are on the kang with their shoes on, two or three or four young men, pulling the legs of the legs, holding the arms of the arms, lifting the bride up, into the air together, and then suddenly jumping on the kang.
With a muffled sound, the bride screamed and was kicked all over her body, and tears were about to fall. Generally, there is a leader, shouting the trumpet next to him, what "a cornucopia is a jump, the second kick grandpa hugs his grandson early, the third kick is happy to add joy, and the fourth kick is white-headed and does not change ......his heart" and so on.
It is useless for the bride to beg for mercy, unless the bride can perform all kinds of deliberately difficult programs proposed by these descendants, so as to avoid "this catastrophe". Otherwise, the groom volunteered to go up and fight for the bride.
Tian Qingqing also made psychological preparations. Because it's a "lone battle", it's a big deal to use a little ability, or make them unable to jump, or they don't hurt when they jump, and don't let them see jokes anyway.
However, not many people come at night. A few neighbors came to sit for a while, laughed and laughed, and went back early. This made Tian Qingqing both happy and a little disappointed - she knew that people were reined in because of Wen Xiaoxu's illness, but she wanted to make the wedding vigorous and didn't want to miss any link.
The two neighbors in Ben Hutong made the bed, both of whom Tian Qingqing knew. One is called sister-in-law, and the other is called sister-in-law. Since Wen Xiaoxu didn't get up, the two of them only moved symbolically. Sprinkled two handfuls of red dates, peanuts, longan, and chestnuts. It means "early birth of a noble son".
When I pull a quilt. The two of them also sang and said in harmony: "Stretch, long, have a child called Auntie; Stretch, drag, have a child called grandma. Although it was simple and straightforward, it made Wen Xiaoxu in the bed blush.
The last procedure is potty pulling. This is also particular: it must be a little girl who has not come out of the cabinet. If the groom does not have a sister, he can also have a girl in his neighbor's or relative's sister-in-law's place.
The so-called pull basin. It is to put the pre-bought bedpan under the south wall. When holding the basin, the basin must not leave the ground, and the person pulling the basin must walk backwards with his waist bent. As he walked, he had to say, "Auntie pulls the basin, here is a little nephew!" "Pull it all the way to the cave room.
Wen Xiaoxu's third sister, Sanduo Wen Xiaocong, is honored to be this role.
After all the procedures were completed, Du Jinxia took two brooms and poked them under the windowsill outside the new house, and then entered the house and said to Tian Qingqing: "I'm tired all day." Rest early, too! After saying that, he closed the door and left.
Poke the broom is also particular: it turns out that the more people listen to the room on the night of the cave room. The more prosperous the children and grandchildren. In winter, when the weather is cold and no one listens to the room, the family pokes two brooms under the windowsill outside the cave room, and the right to "listen to the room".
Tian Qingqing called a basin of face water. I washed it myself and wiped it for Wen Xiaoxu. Although Wen Xiaoxu was very obedient, his eyes kept avoiding Tian Qingqing.
Tian Qingqing looked at him who was sick and weak. I have been beating a small drum in my heart: Do you want to go tonight? The verbena has been found, fried and placed in the space.
After Tian Qingqing came back. Tian Miaomiao returned the space to her. Due to the snow and the road is not easy to walk, she gave the wholesale department two days of goods this morning, and there is enough time to accompany Wen Xiaoxu tonight.
Today is the sixteenth day of the lunar month, the middle of the month. It is also the eighteenth day of Aunt Tian Qingqing's menstruation.
The best time for a woman to conceive is the ovulation period, the ovulation day is the first 14 days of the next aunt, the first five days plus the last four days for a total of 10 days, and intercourse during the ovulation period can improve the chance of pregnancy.
And today is Tian Qingqing's last day of ovulation, which is also the main reason why Tian Qingqing has to choose to get married today.
Today is the last day of pregnancy, and if you miss tonight, you'll have to wait for the next month. Can Wen Xiaoxu wait?
This time, I fell ill, although it is said to be because of climate change. But Tian Qingqing knew that it was actually a symbol of his aggravated condition. People who drink space water often do not have a cold or flu. My own family is a good example of this.
Do you want to do it tonight?
Is it really necessary to kill chickens for eggs?
Tian Qingqing's heart was in turmoil. Sitting on the edge of the bed with his back to Wen Xiaoxu, his two eyebrows twisted into pimples.
What to do?
"It's a matter of time." Another voice sounded in my head: "Even if there is a month, the situation will definitely not be as good as today." It's time to seize the day. ”
Tian Qingqing: "I really can't bear him like this now, because I'm not sure." ”
"There's a silver lining to do the same." Another voice said, "This is the only way to save him." While there may be failures, giving up tonight would be tantamount to giving up on him completely. So what's the point of you having this wedding? ”
Tian Qingqing: "If you say that, you can only take risks?" ”
"That's right! There are two consequences of taking risks: one is inevitability, and the other is survival. ”
Tian Qingqing bit her lower lip and finally made up her final decision. Taking the opportunity to pour out the washing water, he entered the space and took out the fried deer whip herbal juice that had been prepared there.
"Brother Xiaoxu, people say that you have to drink a glass of wine on your wedding night, let's drink one too." Tian Qingqing said with a smile, and helped Wen Xiaoxu, who was lying down, to let him sit half-lying and half-sitting on the quilt.
"Qingqing, it's been a whole day, and my heart is like twenty-five little mice, scratching my heart with a hundred claws. Qingqing, you shouldn't have taken this step. Wen Xiaoxu turned his face against the wall and said weakly: "I can't give you happiness." ”
"What if I give it to you?" Tian Qingqing pursued his gaze and said playfully.
"Qingqing, don't be funny. I regret saying yes now. ”
"There is no regret medicine in the world. Come, drink this glass of wine, and we will be a real husband and wife. ”
Tian Qingqing said, handed the wine glass in his hand to Wen Xiaoxu, picked one up himself, and put his arm into the crook of his arm, and held up his hand holding the wine glass with the other hand, "Drink, let's rest after drinking." ”
"Qingqing, I ......"
"Just this little cup, symbolizes. It is not dangerous to the body. As soon as he said that, Wen Xiaoxu half-pushed and half-drank, and drank it all.
Tian Qingqing also drank it all. Then he kissed Wen Xiaoxu on the cheek, leaned close to his ear and whispered: "Brother Xiaoxu, tonight I will make you a real man, and I will also be a real woman." ”
Wen Xiaoxu twisted his head to the side in shame. (To be continued) (To be continued) R655