Chapter 08: Dahua Wonderland
Hua Tao stared at the beautiful Baixi, and suddenly spoke again: "Ah Xue, let's go sell strong pills!" ”
"What do you say? Bolas? I'll knock you to death, no! Hua Xueying gritted her teeth and raised her head and waved her fist at Hua Tao.
"There's nothing that can't be done, the vicissitudes of life, and today, Fahrenheit has declined, and if there is no unconventional strategy, it can only keep slipping." Hua Tao didn't dodge, he was sure that the pink fist would not fall on his head.
"Even if it slips, it won't work, I can't let people poke Fahrenheit's backbone."
"Then how are you going to revive Dahuatang?"
"Isn't there a fetal soup...... Hua Xueying said this, obviously with a weak expression.
"Don't be funny! You've been drinking fetal soup for three years, have you earned a penny? I dare to conclude that even if it is open for another thirty years, you will not be able to revive Dahuatang! Hua Tao sneered.
Hua Xueying's face flushed, she was ice and snow smart, Hua Tao said these are the truth, but let her go against her father's wishes to refine what strong pills, she really can't make up her mind: "Ah Tao, the only one who can revive Dahuatang is the Great Three Treasures, my father left the refining drawings of the Great Three Treasures, I want to try to refine them." ”
"Really? You said earlier, there are tall treasures, what are you doing indiscriminately! Hua Tao was pleasantly surprised. The beautiful senior sister just said that the big three treasures are Hua's most proud means of practicing medicine, and if they are really refined, not to mention the revitalization of Dahuatang, the business surplus can definitely be guaranteed.
"Hehe, of course, the difficulty is very high, I heard my father say that it cost nearly three million to refine the treasure shovel back then."
"Three million? Then you sue me, how much liquidity do you have? Hua Tao almost fainted, and asked angrily.
"I have no funds, I just lost a million, and I haven't settled the rent for next month." Hua Xueying couldn't help but lower her head, she had already clanged, except for the remaining medicinal materials in the Great Hua Hall, there was very little left.
Hua Tao Huo Ran turned around and pointed out the door: "Ah Xue, look outside, the conference hall, the big bath city, the big hotel, how many handsome men and women are swaggering through the market, I dare to conclude that this is the best market for strong pills and not drunk pills, viagra has been sold all over the world, just a big pill, do you need to hide it?" ”
"No, ......"
"Okay! Definitely! It's not that you're going to sell it all the time, it's that you're going to use it to survive the crisis right now. You have to have the funds to refine the Great Three Treasures, and I won't say a word. But you didn't, you didn't even have a place for next month's lunch, what are you pretending to be high?! ”
"Presumptuous! Hua Tao, it's not your turn to teach me a lesson! Get lost! You're a wolf-hearted villain, just like Wood Biao! Hua Xueying took the case and pointed at Hua Tao and scolded angrily.
The corners of Hua Tao's mouth twitched, his arrogance instantly withered, he rubbed his nose a few times, and said with a sneer: "Hehe! Senior sister, don't be angry, I just don't understand, why didn't the old master take the recipe of the little three treasures directly to the fairy court? ”
"This ......" Hua Xueying was stunned, after burning Xiao Sanbao, her father deliberately brought her into the secret room, told her the recipe of Xiao Sanbao word for word, and asked her to refine the Intoxication Pill and the Strength Pill by herself.
"Alas, it's a pity, the money is all earned by the gringos, without your strong pills, the streets are full of viagra ......" Hua Tao muttered to himself, pretending to be depressed.
Hua Xueying was stunned for a long time, and finally waved her hand: "Don't say anything, I have my own considerations, don't worry, what I promised you, even if I sell here, I won't lose any of you." In the same way, what you promise me must be carried out unconditionally. That's all for today, I'll buy you a boxed lunch, and you can eat it yourself. ”
After Hua Xueying finished speaking, she dropped the book and walked straight out. She was so scared that if she stayed with this guy for a while, she would be completely fooled by him.
Hua Tao followed behind the beauty and said flatteringly: "Senior sister, do you want to know why I am so powerful?" ”
"If you want to say it, you can say it, and if you don't want to say it, get out." Hua Xueying locked the door and hummed lowly.
"Hehe, then I'll tell you the truth, since I drank Danfeng wine, I have an excellent memory, and I can easily remember the corresponding names of all drawers."
"Danfeng wine?" Hua Xueying looked at Hua Tao suspiciously.
"Hmmm! I used to drink so hard that I found it magical, and my head was so sharp that I can almost remember it now. ”
Hua Xueying's eyes were amazed, if this is the case, then Hua Tao still has the possibility of training. Generally, people with super memory can learn everything quickly, as long as he arouses his interest in traditional Chinese medicine, he will definitely be able to achieve something: "Ah Tao, no matter what you say is true or not, I will give you another jar of Danfeng wine today, I hope you can recite the "Summary of Pathology in Neifu" tomorrow." ”
"No, I want to sleep when I look at that thing, I don't drink anymore, okay?" Hua Tao shouted depressedly.
Hua Xueying ignored him and turned around and walked towards Qinhuai Restaurant.
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Hua Tao twisted a jar of old wine, returned to his bridge-hole nest, took care of the surroundings, spread the quilt, and it was already completely dark.
There are stars blinking in the sky, and the autumn wind is blowing slowly, cool with a slight chill. He pulled out the lid of the altar, and the smell of wine and medicine filled the air, which was blown away by the night wind and soon disappeared on the Gusu River.
He didn't know what was going on in his head, he had never seen the white vortex before. The only explanation is that after he was smashed by Ah Fei with a plaque, there was a change. But what made him both curious and excited was that the white vortex did not harm him at all, and it seemed that it was constantly improving his body and mind. Not only is the body more vigorous, but also the thinking is quick, and the memory is excellent.
"Let's drink again, if that guy still appears, it must be a mutation!" Hua Tao muttered, raised his neck, and took a long sip of wine.
In less than three or five breaths, there was a slight tremor in the depths of his mind, and then the glow shone brightly, and the white whirlpool shot out as scheduled, swirling, and only one trembling appeared in the abdomen. A few strands of white silk submerged into the whirlpool, and a beautiful music faintly sounded, and then passed through the meridians in the body, and after a hundred breaths, sank deep into the brain.
"Hehe, sure enough! It seems that it is really a blessing in disguise, the rotten boy Ah Fei not only knocked out my skull, but also knocked out a powerful foreign body. If you can drink a little wine to strengthen your body and enhance your memory, wouldn't you be able to become a super brain? ”
Hua Tao was excited, snickering while snickering, and pouring Danfeng wine in a big gulp.
The white whirlpool flew out, extracted the white thread, and the sound of music came out, and then Zhou Tian ran and flew into his mind...... Over and over again. An hour later, there was not a drop left in a large jar of Ganoderma lucidum Danfeng wine.
At the same time, a large pool of jet-black ink flowed from under his feet, which flowed along the hole in the bridge into the Gusu River. The ink emitted a foul smell, especially when the wine was drunk.
He hurried down to the river, washed his big feet, and filled a plastic bag with a large bag of water to rinse the nest. After doing this, a thick sleepiness hit, yawned a few times, wrapped in the quilt, leaned against the pile of bricks, put on a comfortable posture, and closed his eyes beautifully.
He hopes that the girl in the white dress on the screen can still appear in his sleep, of course, if the beauty in red is okay, but the beauty in red is his senior sister, so he lives by his side, and always performs Zhou Gong's gift with her in his dreams, which seems to be too unkind, in case the old man knows by the master, he should really use the thunder to split him.
The night passed quietly, and Hua Tao's dream saw neither a girl in a white dress nor a beautiful woman in red, but a square white jade screen appeared, and the jade screen flew out of his forehead and was quietly suspended above his head.
The jade screen is white all over, with the reverse side in the center, and the dragon flying and phoenix dancing are carved with four big characters - Dahua Wonderland.
In the lower left of the front, a lifelike lady sits cross-legged. The ladies have their hair in a low bun, their round faces and bright teeth, and their charming smiles; Dressed in a red Hanfu, light gauze with thin sleeves, under the light veil, the delicate body looms. At the lady's feet, there was a lyre, she smiled sweetly at Hua Tao, and then the jade hand flicked, and the graceful sound of the piano spread......
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The sun slanted into the bridge hole, and a little bit of crystal light reflected on Hua Tao's big face, and he suddenly woke up to find a mess under his crotch.
"Mom, this map is a little ruthless, isn't it?" Hua Tao roared sourly.
He patted his head, vaguely remembering that there was a plump and beautiful beauty in ancient costumes last night, and he also remembered that there was a big jade screen in Dahua Wonderland.
"Well, why not a girl in a white dress? Even if it's red...... Hey, evil, so evil! Hua Tao smiled evilly.
He patted the door of his head, the gauze on his head had been scattered, and his forehead was smooth and smooth, and there was still a little scar on it.
"Wow~! Hit the ghost? ”
Hua Tao patted his head again and again, making sure that this was not a dream, so he stood up and jumped dozens of times in a row, except for the uncomfortable wetting down, there was nothing unusual about anything else, his body was extremely comfortable, and his body was full of strength. Pick up a brick with your hand, and with a little force, you will break it in two.
"Wouldn't it, so sharp?" Hua Tao snorted, picked up a piece again, and broke it gently, which was also broken in two.
"Hahaha! I'm a Hercules! Hua Tao raised his head and laughed.
He had a hunch that he was no longer the original self, and that there was an unfamiliar power growing rapidly in his mind, and this power would definitely be able to bring him a colorful world.
It was already seven o'clock in the morning, and the homeless neighbor had already gone to beg for a living, and no one paid attention to him, only the deafening noise of cars came from the bridge deck.
He leaned down on the hole in the bridge and glanced at the blue river below, thought for a moment, took off his clothes, and threw himself into the river wearing only the pants with the patches on his butt and a large map drawn on the front.
The river water is clear, although it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, but Huatao swims in the water, without the slightest discomfort, like a big fish, fluttering freely. When he swam to the end of his life, he quietly tore off his pants and scrubbed them in the water. On the bridge, those who were exercising in the morning pointed curiously at the river, and some people took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
"Aha! No one is going to make the headlines of me, is it? Hua Tao looked at the crowd above and thought.
It's just that he is too old-fashioned, and now is the age of Internet information, and his glorious image does not appear in the newspaper, but a certain ** of 'under the autumn dew, watching naked young people swim in the Gusu River', which was forwarded in Shendu.