Seeing Monkey Xiaoshuai climbing the guardrail of the Monument to the People's Heroes, standing there and looking at the world, Brother Badou broke out in a cold sweat: It's over, it's over, don't talk about proposing relatives now, you will definitely be arrested directly after a while!

You know, the monument is a sublime symbol that no one should defile, let alone a monkey, not even if you are a monkey who can draw!

Seeing that many people around had already taken out their mobile phones to take pictures, and some foreign tourists were pointing and poking at each other, the police were also sweating. But this is the first time they have encountered this kind of emergency, and they don't know how to deal with it for a while. If it's a human, it's going to be arrested, but it's hard to catch a monkey. And look at this monkey is not good at stubble, it will definitely make a lot of jokes when he catches it, so many people look at it, the impact is too bad.

As a result, some police officers have begun to ask their superiors for instructions. Some people also began to give advice, some said that they were looking for long-handled clips like catching dogs, some said they were looking for big nets, and all kinds of things.

"What's the matter with that monkey?" One of the guys in the crowd asked the interpreter.

The translator briefly explained that it was the police who caught the monkey, and the rice guy was a little puzzled: "Why do you want to catch the monkey, that monkey is very cute, and I haven't seen it scratch people?" ”

The translator still has a level, and after a while, he said: "What will you do if you say that a monkey runs to your Statue of Liberty and pees?" ”

The foreigner thought about it very seriously, then raised his finger and made a gesture to shoot, and there was a snap in his mouth.

This group of people was next to Brother Badou, and he was also taken aback by the snap: The police won't really shoot, right?

And the three dolls beside him obviously didn't realize this matter yet, and Sorghum also pointed to the front excitedly and said, "Daddy." The Monument to the People's Heroes is more majestic than it can be seen on TV. Shall we go and worship? ”

A word wakes up the dreamer. Brother Badou slapped his thighs vigorously, and hurriedly dragged the three dolls out of the crowd to the front of the monument, and then whispered two words to Doudou, and the family began to bow to the monument.

"The people's heroes are immortal—" Doudou's pure voice also sounded in front of the monument.

The surrounding policemen finally remembered the culprit who brought the monkey into the square, and secretly swore in their hearts: It's too late to pretend now, dare to disturb the heroic spirit, just wait to sit through the prison!

But at this time. There was a sudden exclamation in the crowd, and I saw that the monkey who was scratching his head just now actually knelt down in a proper manner at this moment, and began to kowtow towards the Monument to the People's Heroes.

"The monkeys have also come to worship the martyrs—" The blind man in the crowd roared, he was also an old fritter, and he knew that things had taken a turn for the better, and he had to seize the opportunity.

This is even more incredible, people have taken pictures, and some have automatically lined up behind the fat man's family to worship at the monument.

"What is that monkey doing?" The foreigner just now was a little confused.

At this moment. The interpreter didn't bother to talk to him for the time being, but held up his camera. Click-click ”

"Are they the anti-fascist heroes of World War II, I also admire them-" This foreigner is more sincere, and he really walked in front of Brother Badou's family, knelt on the ground, and began to kowtow very solemnly. In front of him, only Monkey Xiaoshuai remained, and this person knocked up endlessly. The monkey is handsome, and there is a little hair in front of him, and the foreigner's head is about to break.

It's almost, and it's going too far if you get it any more - Brother Badou knows the truth of accepting it when he sees it, so he called Monkey Xiaoshuai back in his mouth, and then touched its monkey head meaningfully: "Treat heroes with awe, just like to your ancestors who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you worship it in your heart, respect it?" ”

Monkey Xiaoshuai is very cooperative, and he nodded his little brain, looking at that monkey-like look, Brother Badou couldn't wait to kick it: The mess you made is almost comparable to your ancestor!

What was originally a very tricky matter was finally resolved smoothly, and it did not cause a bad impact at all, but played a good role in positive publicity, which also calmed down the police. Even so, the perpetrators should be taken away for investigation. But before they could find the fat man, there were already several reporters surrounding Badou Ge - in such a sensitive place, there is never a shortage of reporters.

"Sir, I'm a reporter from Xinhua News Agency, can I interview you?" A reporter stretched the microphone in front of the fat man, and as soon as he heard the other party's name, Brother Badou could only nod.

"Is your family here to pay homage to the Monument to the People's Heroes?" The reporter was a middle-aged woman with short hair and a very capable appearance.

At this point, Brother Badou could only rush forward, and he also nodded solemnly: "The children have heard of the monument for a long time, but they have never had the opportunity to see it with their own eyes. ”

This is exactly the answer that the reporter needs, it seems that this fat man is still very good, so he nodded and asked: "This little monkey was also brought by you, does it also know to respect the people's heroes?" ”

This question is not easy to answer, Brother Badou patted Monkey Xiaoshuai's brain first: "Actually, this monkey is still a little different from ordinary monkeys, it is a monkey with thoughts." Comrade reporter, do you know that the little handsome monkey who can only draw was advertised in newspapers and television some time ago, this is it. Its works, when auctioned in Europe, have already sold for hundreds of thousands of euros. Therefore, Monkey Xiaoshuai's thoughts cannot be measured by ordinary monkeys. Perhaps, it was the majestic monument that inspired it, and it wanted to paint a picture to commemorate it—"

When the reporter heard this, he was a little overjoyed: he didn't expect to meet a monkey star, this kind of demon really can't be regarded as common sense, so he signaled his assistant to point the camera at Monkey Xiaoshuai, and really interviewed it seriously: "May I ask Monkey Xiaoshuai, are you going to paint a monument to the people's heroes." Can you understand me? Can you nod or shake your head? ”

The female reporter is crazy enough to do this. However, she was completely from a woman's intuition, and she had a faint feeling in her heart that this monkey would definitely surprise her, perhaps as a booster for her to become famous.

As she expected, after the monkey blinked and blinked its round eyes, it actually nodded its little brain. The female reporter was ecstatic, and hurriedly asked for a pen and paper from her companion, and looked at the little monkey with great expectation: "Monkey Xiaoshuai." Can you paint on the spot? ”

I'll go-Brother Badou is more anxious than Monkey Xiaoshuai next to him, so anxious that he scratches his ears and cheeks. I wanted to change the topic, but I didn't expect that the reporter's aunt pushed the boat down the river and pushed Monkey Xiaoshuai onto the fire. With just its two brushes, it's good to be able to draw a peach, and dare to paint a monument to the people's heroes?

Pinching the black signature pen handed over by the reporter, Monkey Xiaoshuai was obviously a little unaccustomed to it, fiddling around and squeaking. Brother Badou hurriedly saw the stitches: "Comrade reporter, Monkey Xiaoshuai is used to using a paintbrush. I won't use this, so I'll draw it another day, okay? ”

After speaking. Pulling the monkey Xiaoshuai is ready to leave, the land of right and wrong, you can't stay for a long time. But at this time, a few young students came over, all carrying painting clips, it seemed that they were here to sketch, they enthusiastically prepared for Monkey Xiaoshuai, and then stood aside, ready to appreciate the creation of Master Monkey.

It's over, it's a monkey now-Brother Badou is so anxious that his head is sweaty, this is a shame in front of the people of the whole country. Monkey Xiaoshuai, it is estimated that your paintings will be worthless in the future!

Seeing that Monkey Xiaoshuai was at a loss, Doudou walked up to it, and after muttering something that others didn't understand for a while, Monkey Xiaoshuai immediately scratched his ears and cheeks with joy, and then picked up a paintbrush, brushed a little bit, sketched on the drawing paper, and finally did not forget to press his small paw prints.

"Awesome!" The student who had just provided the brush was amazed.

Brother Badou also hurriedly stretched his neck and glanced at the drawing paper, only to see a black object standing on it, and he could vaguely see the appearance of a monument. There is also a small black dot under the railing, which seems to be the monkey Xiaoshuai himself worshipping at that top.

When did Monkey Xiaoshuai become an abstractionist - Brother Badou was ecstatic, with this specious work, he was finally able to explain the past.

The onlookers were also amazed, although they had heard reports about Monkey Xiaoshuai before, but how could they enjoy witnessing it with their own eyes. And there was a more flexible brain, who squeezed to the front and shouted: "I bought this painting, 500,000 yuan!" ”

"It's good to ask you to take a look at 500,000 yuan-" Wang Blind is also energetic now, looking like a villain, taking Monkey Xiaoshuai's work in his hand, and letting the surrounding reporters and viewers take pictures.

"A million!" The buddy who bid was blushing, so many people were present, and he couldn't drop the chain.

Brother Badou patted him on the shoulder: "Big brother, Monkey Xiaoshuai's work, hundreds of thousands of euros is the lowest." This painting is also very commemorative, so we will definitely not sell it. ”

When the man heard this, he hurriedly got off the donkey, shaking his head with regret. And Brother Badou suddenly changed his words: "However, we humans don't measure this painting by money, so I'm going to give it to the international friend just now to commemorate this unusual day!" ”

The international friend that the fat man said, of course, is the one who was fooled into kowtowing just now, his head is covered with blood, and he is happily being interviewed by reporters. In addition to the light of Monkey Xiaoshuai, he is eye-catching.

Listening to him talk about anti-fascist heroes, the reporter who interviewed him secretly laughed in his heart: The heroes commemorated by the monument are not only during World War II, but also anti-imperialist and anti-feudal heroes from the Opium War, including the resistance to the Eight-Nation Alliance.

At this time, the news of Brother Badou's gift of paintings came, and the foreigner jumped three feet high: "Oh, I bought the cake, is it the work of Master Monkey, I heard friends in Europe say that a painting by Master Monkey is worth hundreds of thousands of euros!" ”

It seems that this foreigner is honest and goes directly to economic interests. This erroneous ideology must be corrected, so the translator went up and muttered to him for a while, and as a result, the foreigner picked up the monkey Xiaoshuai, and one person and one monkey displayed the painting together, and the foreigner shouted vigorously: "Long live peace, long live the anti-fascist hero-"

Seeing this, the reporter hurriedly took a photo, and this photo also appeared in a prominent position on the front page of major newspapers the next day. (To be continued......)