"Little one, you'd better get down, pugs pick up things like this!" The dissolute laughter of those sons and ladies echoed around the pond, as if it was a fun thing for them to play tricks on an idiot child with low intelligence.

Brother Badou didn't stop them, and he also looked at this qiē with a smile. Because he had already discovered that on a few large trees next to him, the air troops had been assembled and were ready to start the operation at any time.

The paper ball in Li Chenglong's hand popped out and drew an arc in the air, but before it fell, a black shadow rushed out of the oblique ground, taking the paper ball away halfway. When they looked closely, it turned out to be a pigeon, holding the paper ball in its mouth, circling gracefully, and then when it swept to the top of the pond, the paper ball fell into the water, causing the koi to scramble.

Even the pigeon came to make trouble-Li Chenglong felt a little like drinking cold water and stuffing his teeth, but the pigeon with white hair and red claws and a graceful posture was still quite likable. The woman who had just been slapped on the ass couldn't help beckoning: "If you have an olive branch in your mouth, I'll adopt you—"

Amazingly, the pigeon actually cooed and flew over and landed in her palm, causing a burst of envious exclamations from the surrounding women. Her male companion also felt very embarrassed, and nodded frequently: "It seems that Nan Nan's charm is getting bigger and bigger, not only will she attract bees and butterflies, but even the messenger of peace can attract—"

The woman's eyebrows fluttered, and she was about to stretch out her fingertips to stroke the white dove, but the feathers on the tail of the peacemaker curled, and then she flapped her wings and flew up.

Ahh

The people around burst into laughter, the man in the suit hurriedly took out a tissue, and Miss Nan Nan, who was disgraced, stomped her feet, and then twisted her plump buttocks to find the bathroom, and never appeared again.

However, the riot did not subside here, and soon, a wave of air raids came, only to see hundreds of wild pigeons of all colors suddenly fly over and begin to indiscriminately "bombard" the handsome men and women below.

Although the shells didn't really hurt them, they were extremely embarrassing, and the luxurious designer clothes, the skin that was carefully cared for on weekdays, were full of filth and shame.

The woman's screams rang out, and just now they were laughing at Nan Nan, but in a blink of an eye, bad luck also befell them. It is said that the flying birds poop on their heads, and that is bad luck.

The men took off their suits, and the flower guards covered their female companions, and some waved vigorously in an attempt to whip the pigeons flying in the air, but this was obviously in vain, and the wild pigeons flew at a height that was absolutely out of their range.

Brother Badou held Doudou in one hand and Li Xiaoman in the other, leaving the battlefield a little. Although the wild pigeon will not bomb these three people, but they are not accurate, after all, they are not a regular army, and they have not been systematically trained, so they can cause such a bombing effect, and Brother Badou is very satisfied.

Li Xiaoman looked at this qiē in astonishment, looking at those men and women who are incomparably gentlemen and ladies on weekdays dancing like demons at the moment, for some reason, a sudden feeling of pleasure after venting suddenly surged in her heart, and she couldn't help but poke her head out, clenched her little fists, and waved them again and again, exactly like the beans in the fat man's arms.

The round of bombardment was over quickly, after all, it took a process for the wild pigeons to replenish their ammunition. However, they did not leave immediately, but circled the sky, flying in various formations, as if to demonstrate to the crowd below, in order to show off their brilliant results.

"Security, hurry up, bring a gun, if you don't have it, find a big net to catch birds, and destroy all these damn wild pigeons!" Li Chenglong has the most bird feces on his body, I don't know what's going on, he is the key target of the bombing, and more than half of those bombs fell on him, which also made him completely crazy, holding the phone and shouting nonsense. Finally, looking at the white bird droppings on the screen, he was so angry that he threw his phone directly on a stone next to him.

Others rushed to the bathroom, and the man in the suit shook the suit in his hand: "Jackie Chan, call to ask for clothes, you have to change them - a full set inside and out!" ”

Soon, the pond was quiet, and only the three of them were left, and there were ruins all over the ground. Snorting his nose, the fat man happily kissed Doudou: "Isn't it time for us to shift positions-"

With professional sensitivity, Li Xiaoman felt that there must be something strange about this matter: if it was said that a small lump of bird droppings occasionally fell from the sky, it was possible, nature was full of animal toilets. But it's not normal for these pigeons to fly around and together; What's especially strange is that the three of them weren't bombarded with feral pigeons?

Seeing that there were already security guards rushing over in the distance, Li Xiaoman led the fat man and the two men to the back garden, sat in a gazebo, beckoned a beautiful maid, and Li Xiaoman asked for a pot of green tea.

"Xiao Man, eight-Mr. Gao, you are all here." He Tiantian also drove over, and after getting out of the car, he saw the two people here, hesitated, and walked over to say hello.

He Tiantian was wearing a pale pink dress today, like a hibiscus out of the water, and Brother Badou was also very eye-catching: "Lotus leaves He Tiantian, fish play among lotus leaves, it's a pity that I came late and missed a good show just now." ”

He Tiantian's face flushed slightly, but he quickly returned to normal: "It seems that you have confessed your mistake to your second cousin, do you want me to send you and Doudou back-"

She saw that Badou's current appearance was a little miserable, his pants and vest were wet, and there was still a little black mud between his toes, probably because he was teased by his cousin. But seeing the heartless smirk on the fat man's face, her heart was a lot easier: I hope this matter will pass like this.

"Hehe, Li Gongzi, they take care of themselves now, and they don't care about me, so I don't dare to leave." Brother Badou held the teacup and motioned to He Tiantian, "You can clear your heart—"

These words are exquisite, specifically praising the wonderful use of drinking tea, although it is five words, but it can be read in a loop, and the general meaning has not changed much.

He Tiantian was stunned for a moment, she couldn't have imagined that this fat man could still maintain such a relaxed attitude at this moment, could he really respond to the old saying - the heart is selfless and the world is wide?

So she sat on a bench with Li Xiaoman, and He Tiantian also took a sip of tea, but after entering the mouth, she couldn't clear her heart anyway, and now her heart was a little messy.

I don't know when, a few wild pigeons landed in the gazebo, cooing in their mouths, scattered on the ground and on the benches, quiet and quiet, looking so peaceful.

Brother Badou's hey voice was very inopportune: "I guess they are hungry, so they came here to replenish ammunition-"

Puff - Li Xiaoman squirted a sip of tea on the ground, while He Tiantian was a little stunned and didn't know what to do.

At this time, several security guards rushed over to this side, still holding a few ** in their hands. But before they could get closer, the pigeons rose into the sky.

He Tiantian was a little annoyed that these guys came to trouble the scenery: "What are you doing, don't you know that the pigeon is a peacemaker, you can't hunt it!" ”

The security guards all knew this Miss He, and they looked at each other for a while: Peace messengers, they just provoked a war.