Chapter 18: I'm Pregnant
"Girl, are you sleeping, it's only afternoon, how can you be robbed?" Yunyang said angrily, he just dreamed of the Seven Fairies, and he didn't do anything, so he was woken up, which was really unhappy.
"I didn't lie to you, I was really robbed, I lost everything." Zhao Mengyuan hurriedly said, her face was a little crimson, after all, it was her own underwear.
"Tell me quickly, what did you lose, how much is 110?" Yunyang smoked when he heard it, who was so short-sighted, he actually stole to his house, and the birthday boy hanged himself - he thought his life was long.
"It's nothing, it's just an underwear, you don't need to call the police." As soon as she heard that Yunyang was going to call the police, Zhao Mengyuan immediately stopped her, if she called the police, it would be a big trouble, and if you let those who see the wind and rain know, it will be difficult to live in the future.
"Gah." Yunyang was dumbfounded, Zhao Mengyuan's underwear was stolen by himself, no, it was worn as a hat, this must not be said, otherwise he will definitely die without a place to be buried, and maybe he will whip the corpse and scatter the ashes.
"Girl, I saw a pink bra in the bathroom, isn't it yours?" Yun Yang asked cautiously.
"Ahh Zhao Mengyuan suddenly shouted, startling Yun Yang, "Have you seen anyone take it, male or female?" ”
Obviously, Zhao Mengyuan doesn't care about where the bra is, she cares who takes it, the woman is fine, and the man himself suffers a big loss.
"I don't know about this, I saw it when I went to the bathroom just now, I thought you washed it?" For the safety of his life, Yunyang lied.
"Bastard, don't let me know who he is, or I'll have to sell him to Africa." Zhao Mengyuan said viciously, turned around and left.
"It's okay, I didn't find anything by this girl, otherwise I would have died." Yunyang quickly closed his door and wiped a cold sweat.
Looking at Zhao Mengyuan's posture just now, if he really told the truth of the matter, there was no need to estimate that he would definitely die without a place to be buried, and he would be whipped and tortured if he was not good.
"I can't see that the girl is quite material." However, when Zhao Mengyuan's two white rabbits resurfaced in his mind, Yun Yang's face was full of obscene smiles.
"It's over, this time it's really going to die, Miss Ben's first time, it's like this." In the room, Zhao Mengyuan hugged her rag doll and said.
Her biggest concern now is that it's a man who puts her bra in the bathroom, and then she won't have a face.
I can't say to my husband in the future, I once let someone take away the bra in my sleep, and no one will believe it, just take your underwear, or take it off from you, and don't take advantage of you, isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open, no matter how incompetent a man is at that time, how much will he rub oil.
"But how do I feel so strange about this?" Zhao Mengyuan is also a person with a smart heart, a thief, it is said that he came for money, why is his valuables not less, notebooks, wallets, which one is not more valuable than a hood, if that guy is an underwear thief, it is estimated that his underwear has long been collected by him, how can it still appear in the bathroom.
Zhao Mengyuan broke his scalp, and he couldn't imagine that the culprit was dreaming of his Spring and Autumn Festival.
At the beginning of this matter, Zhao Mengyuan always felt that Yunyang's eyes were a little strange when she looked at her, and she couldn't say where she was strange.
But what happened next directly made Zhao Mengyuan completely crazy.
"Outside the number, outside the number, the school flower lives with her boyfriend, and she is suspected of being pregnant." Several bright red characters appeared on the school forum of Tianjing University, and there was also a photo of Zhao Mengyuan pregnant woman below.
In just one hour, the number of followers reached thousands.
There are all kinds of things, some say that Zhao Mengyuan is watery Yang Hua, some say that she is a fox spirit, and some people show up to say that they saw Zhao Mengyuan frequently going in and out of business places, and a few explicit photos were also revealed as evidence, but a clear-eyed person saw that it was definitely p.
It's not just a person who is mourning for Yunyang, saying that he was cuckolded and became the eighth king of longevity.
"Hurry up, something is wrong." Zhao Mengyuan, who saw the post, ran out in her pajamas and banged on Yunyang's door.
"What's the matter, it's not like your bra * is being taken to the bathroom by someone else." Opening the door, Yun Yang said with a lazy face.
"I'm pregnant." The four words made Yunyang Lei scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, he opened his mouth wide and looked at Zhao Mengyuan incredulously, his eyes slowly moved to Zhao Mengyuan's lower abdomen, which didn't seem to bulge yet.
"It should have just been pregnant, otherwise it would be impossible not to see it." Yun Yang nodded matter-of-fact and muttered to himself.
"Bah, someone said I was pregnant." Zhao Mengyuan was obviously angry, and she was a little speechless.
"Oh." Yun Yang looked suddenly enlightened, "I know who the person who spoke is?" ”
Yun Yang said solemnly, look at that appearance, it is no different from a god stick.
"Tell me, who is that bastard, I'm going to skin him." Zhao Mengyuan said impatiently.
Zhao Mengyuan was about to cry, her previous good life was completely disrupted because of Yunyang's appearance.
was first exposed to living with someone, and then went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage, and today it was even more excessive, directly saying that she was pregnant, ya, you don't think about it, how can the old lady be pregnant, and if the old lady is pregnant, will you know, a group of bastards who only know that seeing the wind is the rain.
"The person who says this is the father of the child." Yunyang said with a serious face, "However, the child's father is really not good, he is about to become a father, how can he be so irresponsible, I represent the male compatriots all over the world to despise him." ”
"And you too, why don't you investigate it before, the safety period, take some measures, just care about pleasure, it's okay, make your belly bigger."
Yunyang said to himself, like a parent, without noticing that Zhao Mengyuan was already on the verge of breaking out.
"The child is innocent, and it is understandable that young people can't hold it, but you are a small life in your belly, you can't beat the child like some people, then you will be damned."
"Yunyang." Zhao Mengyuan gritted her silver teeth and said.
"Don't panic yet, listen to what I've to say." Yunyang said, "That's it, after eating for a while, I'll take you to the maternity hospital to check and see how the fetus is doing. ”
Zhao Mengyuan didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she was framed for pregnancy for no reason, not to mention, the landlord actually took herself to the maternity hospital for examination.
Thinking that I haven't even talked about romantic love, I will become a child's mother in a daze, which is absolutely impossible to tolerate.
Zhao Mengyuan saw the positive color on Yun Yang's face, and was only a little suspicious, as if Yun Yang said this, she was really pregnant, and subconsciously touched her lower abdomen.
"I'll just say, a woman's motherhood is innate, and you don't want to let a little life die for no reason, so let's give birth to the child, if you are afraid of delaying you, you can hand it over to me I will be the child's father, and the rent I collect should be able to raise the child, and when the child is older, you can go back if you want, but then I want you to respect the child's opinion." Yunyang tried to dispel Zhao Mengyuan's thoughts, and tried his best to persuade Zhao Mengyuan not to do stupid things.
"I'm not pregnant, it's all their rumors." Zhao Mengyuan woke up from her fantasy, stepped on Yunyang fiercely, and walked away in a huff.
She was worried that if she continued to listen to Yunyang's chatter, she would really go to the maternity hospital with him.
When I got back inside, the phone rang.
"Teacher Liu." Zhao Mengyuan answered the phone and said.
"I don't care where you are now, you can come to the school for me immediately, do you know how big your matter is, the principal knows about it." The other end of the phone said, although the voice was sweet but very angry.
After speaking, without waiting for Zhao Mengyuan to react, he hung up the phone directly.
"Who the hell is it, I swear I will find you, whether you are a man or a woman, I will definitely make your belly bigger." Zhao Mengyuan threw the phone directly on the bed, and finally broke out.
"You and I will go to school in a moment." Zhao Mengyuan found Yunyang and said.
"You still have to go to school, you are a person with a body, you can't move around, medical science has said, the first three months are the most unstable time, in case the child falls off, it will be troublesome." Yunyang said.
"What about you, just rest at home now, I'll go to the supermarket to buy something, I have to make up for it when I have a body."
"Yunyang." Zhao Mengyuan gritted her teeth and said.
"Girl, I know what you want to say, the money to buy things, I'll just pay it myself, this can be regarded as my gift to the baby."
"If you keep talking, believe it or not, I'll make you have a big belly." Zhao Mengyuan's eyes glared at Yunyang angrily, and said viciously.
"Well, I won't say it, they all say that the temper of pregnant women is the worst, for the sake of the baby I will accommodate you, say what you want, as long as I can do it, I will help you." Yunyang's chest thumped.
"I repeat one last time, I'm not pregnant."
"In addition, our instructor asked me to clarify one thing, I have to go, otherwise I won't be allowed to graduate." Zhao Mengyuan directly ignored Yun Yang's words, and tried her best to explain the consequences strictly, she hoped that Yun Yang could go with her.
She found that Yunyang's eloquence was not ordinarily good, and with him, any gossip could be dissipated.
"Girl, are you really not pregnant?" Yunyang doesn't seem to believe it, after all, he is not married, and it is not good to say that he is pregnant.
"Do you want to be by me?" Zhao Mengyuan said viciously.
"Forget it, since you're not pregnant, I'll save money, but you have to pay for the taxi this time, otherwise I won't go." Yun Yang said cautiously.
"As long as you help me settle this matter, I can invite you to dinner." Zhao Mengyuan didn't wait for Yunyang to react, and directly pulled him and walked out.
"Girl, you let me change my clothes."
"Come back and change again."
"I'm still wearing slippers."
"Come back and put it off."
"I haven't woken up yet."
"Come back and sleep again."
In this way, poor Yunyang was dragged out by the angry Zhao Mengyuan.