Chapter 0141: A Reed Crossing the River
Updated: 202-2-0
Zhang Dong refused to be sent off by car, took two taxis and returned to Miao's house, and as soon as he got out of the car, he said to Miao's mother, who was still a little dizzy and suspected that she was dreaming: "Auntie, I'm hungry again, I just like to eat the food you cook, which is better than the chef in the hotel." ”
He is not just a compliment, the food cooked by Miao's mother is indeed delicious, no less than Zheng Yanzi's unborn chef, who has been busy all morning, and now it is more than twelve o'clock at noon, not only Zhang Dong, so everyone is hungry.
Miao's mother was suddenly drunk under Zhang Dong's sweet words, fluttering, smoky, and said happily: "I'll go cook right away." He glanced at Miao's father and scolded: "You old gambler who almost died, why don't you go buy two big carps and come back, and I'll make the best braised carp later!" ”
Miao's father looked ashamed and said, "I will never gamble again, absolutely no more, wife, give me money, I can buy fish." ”
"You, a old gambler, only stole the last 5,000 yuan from your family a few days ago, why is it gone?" Miao Mu was furious.
"I lost it all a long time ago, and then I lost a million." Miao Ruhu said on the side, "Mom, as long as Dad doesn't gamble in the future, are you still afraid that you won't have any money?" ”
Miao Ruhu, who is now a big change, the anger on her face was immediately replaced by joy, and the unhappiness in her heart disappeared, and she reached out to her pocket to take out the money.
Zhang Dong stopped: "Auntie, don't buy fish, I'm a master of catching fish, so I'll go to the Taohua River to catch a few big carp and come back." ”
The Taohua River riverbed is dozens of meters wide, the water depth is more than ten meters, it is very clear, it is not polluted, the fish are naturally there, and it flows through dozens of meters behind the Miao family's house. However, on this cold day, isn't it a joke to go to the river to catch fish?
Everyone looked at Zhang Dong like a monster, and their faces were full of doubts.
Zhang Dong explained: "I hit it with a stone! ”
Everyone suddenly realized that it was smashed with stones, not to catch them in the river with their bare hands, but is the fish a fool and floated out to smash you? But thinking of Zhang Dong's many miracles, he didn't refute it, and Miao's mother even said expectantly: "Then Auntie is waiting for you to catch the big carp in the pot, the wild big carp in the Peach Blossom River is the best ingredient, and you will definitely be able to swallow your tongue later." ”
Zhang Dong nodded, and walked quickly to the Taohua River behind the house, Liu Kuimiao was like a tiger Zhong Tianmiao Yanyu was curious, and followed, Miao's father was also very curious, hesitated, but still chased after him, but asked Zhang Dong how to smash the fish with a stone.
Facing is a wharf for washing clothes, paved with smooth stone slabs, and there is a ten-year-old girl who is wonderful in terms of face and figure.
She was wearing a white sweater, a black miniskirt, slender legs and a pair of flesh-colored thick socks, squatting on the dock in a graceful posture to scrub her clothes, her breasts were too plump, and the sweater stood high, from the pink neck collar, you could see a touch of tempting snow.
Zhang Dong Liu Kui Zhongtian's gaze was suddenly like iron filings being attracted by a magnet, and he sucked it in, and he couldn't move.
Hearing the footsteps, the girl raised her head, as soon as she arrived at so many hot eyes, her pretty face flew out of two red glows, almost ran away, fortunately she arrived at Miao's father, Miao Ruhu, Miao Yanyu three acquaintances, only slowly calmed down, with a yellow bird-like voice The three of them said hello, then lowered their heads and continued to wash shyly, but they were obviously a little uneasy.
Miao Yanyu glanced at a few perverts who were reluctant to take their eyes back, and whispered: "She is my cousin, named Miao Qingning, you give me a serious point." ”
"It's your cousin, no wonder it's so beautiful!" Zhang Dong exclaimed, although he lowered his voice, Miao Qingning still heard it, he was really ashamed and happy, he couldn't help but sneak a glance at Zhang Dong, and as soon as he met Zhang Dong's hot gaze, he quickly shrank back.
This shy and delicate appearance is really moving.
Miao Yanyu seemed to have some bad signs, pulled Zhang Dong aside, and warned: "Pervert, it's better to put away your dirty thoughts, otherwise, hum~"
Zhang Dong said awe-inspiringly: "Teacher, I just admire, only a person like me who is good at discovering beauty can write peerless words and draw peerless paintings." ”
Miao Yanyu made a big red face, and secretly said that what was wrong with him, he was jealous, could it be that he already regarded himself as his girlfriend?
Zhang Dong secretly snickered twice, his eyes burned at the Peach Blossom River, and he said in his heart: "Monitor, check the big carp in this section of the river in front of you." ”
In less than a second, five large carps more than one meter long were displayed on the virtual screen in Zhang Dong's mind, and naturally the environment around the carp was also displayed.
Perhaps because of the cold weather, all five carp hid under the water as if they were sleeping.
"There is really a big carp in the river, and this is a blessing." Zhang Dong smiled brightly, picked up a stone, and used his internal force to divide the stone into six small round stones, and was about to throw it.
Everyone was overjoyed, and their eyes widened.
Even Miao Qingning, who was washing clothes, raised his head curiously, looking at Zhang Dong like a monster, secretly saying that he would not be a fool again, and he was talking nonsense.
Zhang Dong shook his hand, shot out a stone, and hit the water like lightning, aiming at one of the carps, but of course it missed, and the distance from the carp was nearly half a foot away, because the water has refraction, if the refraction angle is not considered, it will not hit at all, and this stone is a stone to ask for directions, used to estimate the refraction angle.
Several carp were startled and fled in all directions.
"Whoosh Whoosh~"
At the same time, five soft sounds, Zhang Dong shook his hand and shot out five stones, instantly shot into the water, pierced the heads of five big carp, five carp turned over suddenly, belly up, fluttering out of the water, because it was all more than one meter long big carp, floating on the surface of the water is really very spectacular.
Everyone was so surprised that they couldn't figure out how Zhang Dong knew that there was a carp in the water, and how could he directly beat the carp to death with a stone, which was too wonderful and incredible.
Especially Miao Qingning, who didn't know anything about Zhang Dong, opened her cherry mouth into a cute O-shape, the clothes in her hand fell on the surface of the river, and her eyes were fixed on the five big carp floating on the water, and she couldn't move.
"The clothes are falling off and are going to float away." Zhang Dong reminded this unusually pure and lovely girl.
Miao Qingning woke up in shock, grabbed the clothes that were about to float away, and glanced at Zhang Dong gratefully.
"Master, now the carp was killed by you, but it is floating in the middle of the river and there is no boat, how can you get it?" Zhong Tian was shocked and raised the current thorny questions.
"I can get Black Feather and Flowey to help, but I don't have to trouble them, I can do it myself." Zhang Dong took down a dry reed about one meter long from the reeds by the river, picked off the dead leaves, and said confidently, "In the past, Dharma crossed the river with a reed, which was a powerful light skill, and today, let this light skill reappear, so that you can open your eyes." ”
Although he did not transplant the surveillance video of Dharma, Bodhidharma, as the third super master on the list of strong people, naturally attracted Zhang Dong's attention, took the time to carefully study Bodhidharma, and also learned a lot of Bodhidharma's creation of the exercises, especially the most practical reed crossing the river light skill, he has already practiced proficiently.
Everyone was stunned, the monster was like Zhang Dong, isn't it a legend that Dharma crossed the river with a reed? Is it still a real person? Can Zhang Dong do it too?
Miao Qingning, who could hear clearly, almost dropped the clothes in his hand into the river again, looked at Zhang Dong strangely, and secretly said that this handsome young man had killed five carps with stones just now, which shows that he is a strange person who cultivates the inner family exercises, but he is so stupid that he thinks that he can cross the river with a reed, could it be that he has not studied physics? He has eighty kilograms at best, how can a reed carry it?
Miao Qingning is 20 years old this year, and after graduating from secondary school, she worked as a physics teacher at Taojiang Middle School, so she used physical principles to infer that Zhang Dong must have sunk into the water.
Miao Yanyu is also a high-achieving student, so she naturally understands this principle, and she was a little panicked in her heart, for fear that Zhang Dong would fall into the water and drown, so she made a detour and asked, "Classmate Zhang Dong, do you know how to swim?" ”
Zhang Dong read the portrayal of the two beauties' current mood, and he really couldn't cry or laugh, and joked: "In addition to giving birth, is there anything that Brother Dong doesn't understand?" ”
Miao Yanyu's pretty face showed a shy flush, and his heart was settled, since Zhang Dong knew how to swim and was a good insider, he should not get sick if he went to the river to take a cold shower in winter.
"Be clear, physics isn't necessarily right." Zhang Dong slowly shook his head narrowly and looked at Miao Qingning, who couldn't bear to look at him, until Miao Qingning was shy and didn't know what to do, he bent down and shook his hand to shoot the reed in his hand.
"Whoosh~"
The reed fell obliquely on the water, and the sharp arrow shot towards the heart of the river, almost at the same time, Zhang Dong flew up lightly, and stepped on the reed at the same time, the reed only sank half an inch slightly, and carried Zhang Dong to the place where the five big carp floated, and Zhang Dong did not have the slightest sign of instability, nor did he have the slightest sign of being silent, and even he put his hands behind his back in a dashing manner, and he was really fluttering like an immortal.
Just in the blink of an eye, a reed came to the heart of the river, Zhang Dong reached forward with both hands, and five big carps flew up at the same time, like moths to a fire, into his big hands, and then his feet were slightly tilted, the reeds magically turned, and the sharp arrow turned back to the shore, and then his body shook, a big peng spread its wings, fluttering and flying, like a fallen leaf, and landed at the dock where Miao Qingning was washing clothes.
The whole process takes no more than ten seconds.
"It's amazing, it's so handsome."
Everyone was shocked to the extreme, such a scene, they will definitely never forget it for the rest of their lives, and this light skill of crossing the river with reeds is equivalent to immortal law.