Wang Yu is a person who gets drunk quickly, but sobers up very slowly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ//

He touched his chin and looked at the beautiful woman who was dying in front of him, and then on a whim, he picked her up and went straight upstairs.

Fortunately, I just ate a barbecue downstairs at home.

Two people, two skewers, 20 bottles of beer, and the iron chisel are all sparkling, which is also a traditional delicacy of 'iron nails on wine'.

When I got home, I cleaned the woman for a while, although the clothes were generally peeled off, but a terrible wound from the lower abdomen to the shoulder, the skin and flesh turned out, and some blood vessels spurted out a tube of blood from time to time, like a child's toy water gun, which will make people have no interest in the 'delicate body' at all.

Rummaged for a long time, needlework, honey, soot. The three most commonly used tools to stop bleeding were placed in front of him, and he struggled for a long time.

In the end, cotton was chosen.

It can only be said that this beauty's life is really tenacious, and she is comparable to Xiaoqiang when she races earthworms.

She didn't die!

And the next morning, I woke up!

She sat up, rubbed her messy hair, found that her chest was cold and painful, and looked down, her clothes were grinning, and she kept ...... to the shank.

To put it simply, it's almost stripped naked.

A pile of tattered cotton on the chest was stuffed layer after layer, half red, half white.

Looking at such an injury, she only felt thirst.

"I'm not dead?"

She was a little confused, but only for a moment.

Then he turned his head to look around, and his ears got a message from the room before his eyes.

Snoring.

A man's snoring!

Even if she was as strong as her, she couldn't help but hurriedly touched herself twice, and then she breathed a long sigh of relief.

Looking at the man lying on the side of the bed, lying on the ground in a large shape, he naturally didn't have any good eyes, or rather...... Very vicious.

Turn your left wrist and the watch on it is still there.

Twist the bolt on it, and as soon as you pull it, a silk thread that is so thin that it is difficult to see with the naked eye is stretched out.

Squinting his eyes, he glanced at the annoying man again, and with a wave of his hands, the silk thread was put around the nasty man's neck as if he had eyes.

No need to ask, this is Wang Yan's neck.

The thread had also scratched his cheek before it reached its 'target position', and he probably felt the itch and reached out to scratch it.

And then...... And he woke up.

Sit up with your eyes rubbed.

"Who? Early Morning ...... Yes! ”

Puff ......

Wang Yan's house is too small.

Next to the bed is the bedside table, the drawer is broken, open, this to sit up, hit the drawer headlong, after a scream, the whole person fainted happily.

On the contrary, it startled the beautiful woman who was about to tighten the silk thread.

After squinting at Wang Yan for a long time, the woman pursed her lips and said, "Bad luck, it turned out to be a stupid person." ”

After another while, he sighed and said, "Hey, forget it, my mother is in a good mood today, spare his life." ”

She is none other than T11.

If her 'colleague' hears this, she may be suspicious again.

Sister T kills, she kills when she's in a bad mood, and when she's in a good mood...... Kill more happily.

It's not her blood, it's the rule.

But no one who sees her face can live, because if those people live, there will be many more unlucky people who will die sooner.

……

I don't know how long later, Wang Zhan woke up from the coma, he felt a pain in his forehead, and wanted to reach out and touch it, but found that his hands were tied back, and when he opened his eyes again, it turned out that his feet were also tied, and even his mouth was blocked I don't know what it was...... I changed out of my underwear and threw it on the ground.

"Mmmmmm

Then he smelled it, and it was fucking good!

He immediately struggled, but at the same time, T11's cold voice came: "Be honest, I will kill you if I mess around again!" ”

The voice was so beautiful that Wang Yan was a little distracted, but a little cold.

Wang Yan lowered his head weakly, raised it again, and saw that the woman was already dressed, and it was his clothes.

Wang Yu is poor, how poor is he?

If you eat a pack of instant noodles for a day, you can eat three meals.

Half in the morning, half at noon, and soup in the evening.

He likes the evening meal the most, the essence is at the bottom of the bowl.

Clothes are even more difficult, he doesn't seem to have spent money on clothes in his life, he used to be haired, and now, it is the exploitative Li Yuanfa.

Li Yuanfa is not rich, but he can't beat Wang Yu.

So Wang Yan had his clothes.

Some people say that the sexiest time for a woman is to wear only a man's shirt, but in fact...... T-shirts are better, at least that's what Wang thinks now.

The woman turned her head and glared at Wang Yan fiercely, and then went to try to find a pair of pants to wear.

She didn't quite understand why a man's waist would be thinner than hers.

Can you imagine how embarrassed she was when she finally found a pair of clean jeans, but couldn't put them in by any means such as 'jumping', 'inverting legislation' and 'inhaling'? Of course, this account will also be credited to Wang Yu.

T11 got out of bed, rummaged, and the placket of his clothes fluttered naturally, revealing countless spring light.

Wang Yan couldn't help but smirk.

T11 turned his head sharply and said angrily: "Look again, I'll gouge out your eyes!" ”

Wang Yu shook her head desperately, her eyes went up, and motioned for her to take off the gag, but the woman ran to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, squatted in front of Wang Yu and put the tip of the knife against his eyelids, and said fiercely: "Do you believe it or not?" Believe it or not?! ”

Wang Yu naturally believed it, and nodded frantically while whining.

T11 frowned, couldn't help but be curious, so he pulled off the pants in his mouth and asked in a cold voice, "What do you want to say?" ”

"Why don't you blindfold me?"

"Uh......"

The corners of T11's mouth twitched, and then ......

Burst!

"Ahh Oh my dog's eyes! Oh my dog's eyes! ”

Wang Yan rolled on the ground with his red eyes closed, and T11 wiped his fingers on the sheets twice, as if he was dirty.

Frowning and looking at Wang Yan, T11 felt that he had definitely met a strange person.

Normally, when you see someone like yourself covered in blood, you will ignore it or send it to the hospital, right? Usually when you wake up in the morning and find yourself tied up, you will always panic and struggle, right?

Could it be ......

T11's brow furrowed even tighter.

'Could it be that you are experiencing a neuropathy?' ’

"You're such a weirdo."

T11 finally came to such a judgment.

Wang Yan opened his red and swollen eyes, but said with a smile: "I'm a weirdo, but you are really a lovely person." ”

"Cute?"

T11 sneered and pursed his lips disdainfully.

The word cuteness has been out of her since she was three years old.

Grunt.

Stomach ringing.

T11 didn't blush either, reached out and rubbed it on the smooth belly, licked his lips and began to look for food here.

When Wang Yan heard this voice, his face changed, and he immediately turned pale.

Really!

T11 walked over to the kettle, took the bowl, instant noodles, waited for three minutes, and began to eat and drink.

Wang Yan's tears flowed.

The woman thought he was in pain, so she said heartlessly: "The old lady didn't use any strength just now, otherwise your two eyes would have been gone, don't cry!" ”

In fact, Wang Yan is really hurt, but he is distressed.

'Why is this beautiful woman a thief? If you are a thief, you will be a thief, and for Mao, you have to live in Lao Tzu's house and sleep in Lao Tzu's bed, oh, Lao Tzu hugged him...... But why eat Lao Tzu's noodles?! If you eat it, you will eat it, do you want to eat it so loudly? That bag is Lao Tzu's ration today! Belch...... Another pack? Fuck it, pigs?! Belch...... Don't, don't, oh my God, don't! ’

T11 quickly eliminated two packets of instant noodles, then touched his stomach, then stood up and walked towards Wang Yan's bedside table with confidence.

Wang Zhan's whole person was not very good all of a sudden, and he mourned loudly and prayed loudly in his heart, but ...... The other party still found out!

It looks like a bedside table, but it's actually a Xiaoice box!

It is also the only household appliance in Wang Yan's room, and it burns his electricity bill of more than ten yuan every month, but he just can't help it, because there is his favorite 'legendary' big jelly imported from Brazil! Who has ever seen a pound of jelly? It is crystal clear on the inside of the plate, and there are large pieces of tropical sweet fruits in it, which is ...... to eat It's like heaven.

Click, the refrigerator door was opened, and under the reflection of the refrigerator light, the plastic-wrapped jelly looked so sacred and delicious, the woman was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look at Wang Yan, and then ...... He nodded with satisfaction, took out the jelly, poured it on the plate, and gulped it down.

This made Wang Yan sad, poor like an abandoned puppy.

After eating, and eating dessert after dinner, T11 walked around the house, found that there were no entertainment facilities here, pouted, walked up to Wang Zhan, stretched out his legs and stepped on his face, raised his head and said, "Hey, what's your name?" ”

Wang Yan was still crying, smelling the sad listener crying.

The woman snorted, squatted down and said, "You don't speak?" Then I'll stuff your stinky panties back again, since I don't want to talk about it, then I don't need to say it. ”

"My name is Wang Yu!"

Wang Yu hurriedly spoke.

To be honest, his panties ...... It's really not like you can deal with it after a long time, after all, you've been wearing it for almost a month...... If you throw it on the wall, you might even get it.

Wang Hao said pitifully: "The land of the land, the feather of the feather...... Ahh It is the feather ...... of the feather"

The corners of T11's mouth twitched, and he looked disgusted, Lu Mao? Anyone who came up with such a name would be quite courageous.

T11 asked, "Why are you so poor?" That jelly is pretty good, but why isn't there anything in this house? Got robbed, didn't you? ”

Wang Yan shook his head and said, "I...... I've been robbed once in my life. ”

T11 was curious: "Oh? When? What robbed you? ”

Wang Yan said with a grudge on his face: "Snatched me of a super delicious big jelly!" ”

T11 was stunned for a moment, laughed, and nodded: "That jelly is really good, it seems that you are also the kind of guy who can't lose anything if you lose anything, but you are a big man who has a soft spot for jelly, which is a bit ...... It's weird. ”

Wang Yu was slightly stunned, his mind was immediately immersed in a memory, and he grinned for a while: "It's just a little hobby, I just like to eat, and there's nothing to be ashamed of." ”

T11 was stunned for a moment, tilted his head, and then smiled: "It seems that even you are a person with a story." ”

Wang Yu smiled embarrassedly: "How can people not live meaninglessly, although I am like this now...... Ahem, don't talk about this, by the way, what's your name? ”

T11 said: "Can't this tell you, what do you do?" ”

Wang Yu suddenly came to his senses, and said very stinkily: "Me? Hmph, I used to be amazing, it was a rain of bullets and bullets in the sword mountain, fire and sea, I'll go flat! Humph......"

"Tsk, you have a lot of bragging, and I'll blow it to my mother."

The two men had a pleasant conversation, as if one of them was not tied up, and the other had not slept in his big house and ate his candy. Maybe...... Both of them were lonely guys, and the conversation went on for a long time until nightfall.