Chapter 219: Fearless
Along the way, with the help of Doudou, Brother Badou collected a large number of wild animals, and finally formed a powerful and powerful animal army, killing the barbarian tribe.
There were even two lions in the team, more than a dozen leopards and cheetahs, and a large group of obscene-looking spotted hyenas. In fact, there is also a group of fat and strong hippos who also want to surrender, but the fat man thinks they are too slow and directly eliminated.
Brother Badou, who was sitting on the back of the female elephant, had already seen the situation on Doudou's side, since the group of soldiers in camouflage uniforms were all compatriots, they must have come to rescue Li Xiaoman, and they should be friendly soldiers.
So he slipped down from the elephant's back, staggered to Fan Yong and others, raised his hand and saluted a very non-standard military salute: "Comrades have worked hard!" โ
Fan Yong saluted back, and Brother Badou realized that his gesture just now seemed to be reversed, and he raised his left hand. So he reached out and shook hands with Fan Yong: "My name is Gao Sheng, and I am Li Xiaoman's boyfriend." โ
Boyfriend - Fan Yong still knows some of Li Xiaoman's feet, so he remembered who the fat man in front of him was, and he couldn't imagine that an ordinary person came all the way to Africa, just to find his girlfriend in distress, such a man who values love and righteousness is about to become a rare animal in today's society.
Thinking of this, โ Fan Yong couldn't help but show a hint of appreciation: "I am Li Xiaoman's comrade-in-arms Fan Yong, and I was ordered to come to the rescue." โ
Brother Badou nodded: "Then we are also comrades-in-arms now, and the soldiers are in one place, and we will go straight to the barbarian tribe!" โ
Seeing the resolute look in the eyes of this fat man, Fan Yong secretly said in his heart: Look at his appearance, if Li Xiaoman is killed. I'm afraid that the natives of the entire tribe will be buried together. Doing so is sure to be a violation of discipline.
So he hurriedly dissuaded: "It's better for us to wait until after dark." How about launching a surprise attack? โ
The fat man looked at his army of animals, and his heart was full of pride: "Just crush it, Comrade Fan Yong, if it is inconvenient for you, this battle will be handed over to me-keep going, forward, let those greedy ghosts of the barbarian tribe tremble in front of the beasts-"
With Brother Badou's order, the army continued to rumble forward. Fan Yong didn't know what to do for a while. In the end, it was decided to follow behind, and if this fat man went on a killing spree, he could stop it.
At the end of the army is the lions, these guys are usually lazy except for hunting, and the current situation is not much better, and they are slowly swaying forward in the back, a bit like following to fight soy sauce.
Very unexpectedly, behind the lions, Fan Yong also found several relatively small animals. With a length of less than a meter, it is not comparable to those rhinoceros elephants. It's ridiculous. The back is gray hair, and the lower body is dark brown hair, which is particularly distinct. Four small short legs, swaying and twisting when crawling, look very clumsy.
Because this beast army is full of large beasts, these small points are very different. Curious, the sharpshooter kicked a small beast in the ass with his toes, and then asked, "Nerd, do you know what this animal is?" โ
"Don't move themโ" The nerd shouted angrily, but it was too late, and the little beast turned around violently, and the fierce light in the small round eyes burst out, and he rushed towards the sharpshooter without fear, and his movements were extremely agile.
The sharpshooter subconsciously raised his foot and kicked, only to cause the beast to open its mouth and bite the tip of his shoe, and then tore it hard. The sharpshooter was wearing special military boots, which were all bitten by its sharp teeth, and if it weren't for the sharpshooter's cleverness, he shrank his toes so hard that a vacuum formed in front of the toes, and his toes would definitely be injured.
The worst thing is that after this little beast bites, it will no longer spit, no matter how the sharpshooter kicks and shakes his feet, and even after the sharpshooter has been slammed in the air several times by the sharpshooter, it just sticks to the tip of the shoe and does not relax.
"What the hell is this?" The sharpshooter was laughing and crying at it.
The nerd cast a sympathetic look at his comrade-in-arms, but before he could explain, a gloating voice came from the front: "Haha, you are so unlucky, you dare to provoke the honey badger, it is the most difficult animal in the African savannah, you are unlucky now!" โ
Of course, it was Shang Ziqi who said this kind of thing, I saw her riding on the back of a big male ostrich, putting her hands around the ostrich's neck, and rushing over. In the past few days, Shang Yatou has enjoyed it, elephants and rhinoceros are tired of riding, and finally she had a whim and wanted to ride a lion, but this bold attempt was denied by the fat man, so she rode an ostrich.
Shang Yatou, who was riding on the back of an ostrich, really looked heroic, which made several special forces feel bright. It's just that this girl is too heartless, and she said with a grin: "The honey badger will never let go when it bites something, I think you'd better take off that boot, or you'll have to carry this oil bottle with you everywhere-"
The sharpshooter looked at the nerd with a sad face, and when he saw him, he nodded vigorously: "The honey badger is known as the most fearless animal in the world, and even the lion and cheetah are reluctant to provoke them. Unless there's honey now that can lure it away. โ
But in the wilderness, where to find honey, the sharpshooter had to untie his shoelaces aggrievedly. At the same time, the nerd exclaimed "Be careful" again.
I saw that the honey badger suddenly jumped up, opened its mouth and bit directly into the crotch of the sharpshooter's pants. With its kind of stubborn nature, it hurts to think about it. In fact, the honey badger is a very intelligent animal, and is best at taking advantage of the enemy's weak points to attack. For example, biting the testicles ~ pills of its prey is one of its famous stunts.
Fortunately, the sharpshooter is a well-trained special forces soldier with a super fast reaction speed, and the blocking rifle in his hand blocked the honey badger's mouth in time.
Although it was a false alarm, it was better than a bite in a shoe, and the sharpshooter simply put the snigger on his shoulder, and the honey badger hung leisurely in the air, not knowing, thinking that it was the prey he had hit.
"There's going to be a general attack ahead-" Shang Ziqi saw that there was no excitement to see, so she twisted the ostrich's neck, set the course, and ran away in a hurry. When Fan Yong saw it, he also waved his hand to signal the team members to follow.
The vanguard led by Brother Badou had already arrived at the outskirts of the barbarian village. He didn't charge right away. Instead, he asked Doudou to straighten out the team. Then he called Mary and began to shout.
In fact, there is no need to shout, such a big movement, the barbarian tribe has long been a mess of chickens and dogs. The bare-eyed natives rushed towards this direction with weapons in hand. In their hands were rudimentary bows and arrows, or javelin shields, and so on, which were more than strong and not powerful enough.
In the blink of an eye, nearly a hundred young men confronted the animal army. in the back. There is also a steady stream of women and even children who have rushed over with weapons, which shows the fierceness of the people.
However, after seeing the huge animal army in front of them, the faces of these natives also showed awe, with their rudimentary weapons, it was obvious that they could not resist the charge of the rhinoceros elephants. What's more, what about those lions and cheetahs that are eyeing each other?
Even so, the natives did not choose to back down, and for thousands of years, they had fearless blood like honey badgers in their veins, even when they invaded Africa. and never brought them to their knees.
So, the natives waved their javelins in their hands. There was a neat cry from the mouth, and for a while, the momentum was not weak.
Brother Badou, who was riding on the back of an elephant, pouted: "Is it okay to find a pair of pants to wear first, it's very unsightly to shake like this, do you know?" We've got a lady hereโ"
Shang Ziqi next to him also thought so: "Fat brother, why don't you send honey badgers to take the lead first, they like to bite eggs the most-"
Brother Badou subconsciously clamped his legs, and then coughed twice: "Maria, tell them to release people first-"
After saying this, Brother Badou's heart was extremely worried, as if waiting for the final verdict of fate.
Mary shouted several times in the native language, and the shouts of the natives on the other side also stopped, and then stood up a strong man with a spear, more than two meters tall, standing there like a black iron tower, the urn shouted angrily for a while, Maria heard it, and couldn't help but change her complexion: "Gao, they said that there are no outsiders in the tribe-"
Boom - Brother Badou's mind was struck by lightning, and his only hope was completely shattered, at this moment, his mind was blank, as if every qiฤ had lost its meaning, and not a single qiฤ no longer existed.
"Fat brother, be careful!" Shang Ziqi snorted coquettishly, because she saw the fat man's body shake a few times, and then fell off the elephant's back.
Luckily, the she-elephant was very clever and slowly curled her long trunk and lowered the fat man to the ground.
It was only at this time that Brother Badou woke up from his trance, and two lines of tears flowed silently down the corners of his eyes, all the way to the corners of his mouth, and he looked up at the sky, his mouth was extremely bitter.
Ahhh
They can understand the fat man's state of mind at the moment, coming from thousands of miles, but they can't change the fact that their lover was killed, and the most tragic thing in the world is nothing more than this.
"Old Bean-" Doudou ran to the fat man and slapped his big belly with his little hand, which called Lao Dou back from his roar. Brother Badou gently stroked Doudou's little brain, and then helped Doudou wipe away the tears on his face: "Take those animal friends of yours back, Lao Dou still has some things to do, and he must do them-"
"Old Bean, we will always be together." Doudou seemed to sense something, and his little hand hugged Lao Dou's arm tightly.
The fat man suddenly grinned: "Doudou, as a man, there are some things that cannot be avoided, I hope when you grow up, you can understand Lao Dou's choice-"
After speaking, he turned around violently and walked towards the other party's black iron tower, his steps had never been so firm.
"Boss, what should I do?" The nerd anxiously asked the captain for instructions.
Fan Yong was also in turmoil at the moment, not knowing where to go. He had been thinking about it just now, if he put himself in his shoes, what should he do if he encountered a fat man?
I don't know, Fan Yong doesn't know what he will become. Perhaps, like the fat man, he will face a qiฤ fearlessly, even at the cost of his life...... (To be continued......)