Chapter 54: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
Years ago, the family ate together.
Father Ye Zhen knew that after Ye Han bought things indiscriminately, his expression became unsightly, but Ye Zhen did not catch Ye Han and scolded, but caught Ye Ping and scolded his father, who usually does not lose his temper, Ye Han didn't dare to speak when he scolded like this.
Not to mention Ye Ping, it was useless for him to explain, so he could only sit aside and eat.
But this also deserves Ye Ping, I have to say a good thing when I eat, it is not as delicious as the big hotel I went to today, as soon as I say this, Ye Han's mother will definitely be mad, Ye Han is here, and his mother has prepared a feast for him, chicken, duck and fish.
Now Ye Ping said that it is not as delicious as a big restaurant, what is it not to die?
In the evening, his mother made a bed for Ye Han, and he worked until the evening, Ye Han brought a notebook with him, but there must be no broadband at home, so Ye Han planned to wait for the New Year to pass, let Ye Ping go to the whole computer, and by the way, bring wide, without wifi Ye Han's notebook will be completely wasted.
Mobile phone Internet access, now 3G has no national coverage, even if there is a 3G network speed of how slow, brushing ** has to be stuck for half a day.
So Ye Han could only sit upstairs in a daze.
But at this time, Ye Ping came over, he leaned over and said with a smile: "Brother, how does this thing open up traffic, I want to chat with my friends and board a penguin." β
Hearing this, Ye Han casually took his Apple mobile phone, and after teaching him how to turn on the Internet, Ye Han suddenly asked: "By the way, who has wifi?" Or who has a computer at home, familiar with our family, I want to get on and off the Internet. β
Hearing this, Ye Ping thought for a while and said, "Everyone has it, but they are not familiar with our family, and the house next door is good, why don't you go to the house next door to have a look." β
As Ye Ping said this, Ye Han immediately nodded, and then got up with his notebook and pulled Ye Ping downstairs.
It's only seven o'clock now, my father took the medicine and rested early, and my mother has to go to work at night, Ye Han doesn't want to make my mother hard, but my mother is used to going to work, and she has to go to work or die, so Ye Han can't stop it.
At home, Ye Ping, Ye Rou, and himself, Ye Han asked Ye Rou to take care of his father when he was doing his homework, and then dragged Ye Ping to the house next door.
"Huzi, Huzi."
Ye Ping stood next door and yelled a few times, breaking the silence in the alley, at this time it was about the second floor, the window was opened, and only a child about the same age as Ye Ping poked his head out.
"What's the matter?"
The guy called Huzi replied.
"My brother is here, he wants to use your computer, he has something." Normally, Ye Ping would not go to Huzi's house, because the two of them couldn't play together, but his brother begged him, and Ye Ping felt that even if it was a shame, Huzi had to agree.
"Your brother? Didn't he go to ZJ? How did you get back? Huzi asked.
"Don't say so much, help, if you are willing to help me, I will give you Song Jiang of my Water Margin card."
Ye Ping shouted.
As for the so-called Water Margin card, it is actually a kind of sticker, you can get how much money you can get as many as you collect, and Song Jiang is one of the three stickers that are the most difficult to get, so when Huzi heard this, he was a little moved at the moment, but he still said honestly.
"Wait a minute, I'll ask my sister."
Huzi shouted.
"Okay." Ye Ping sighed, and then said to Ye Han: "Huzi's sister is also back, I heard that Huzi's sister is an actor in Hengdian, she was beautiful when she was a child, and now she is estimated to be even more beautiful, brother, if you don't have a girlfriend, marry Huzi's sister." β
Hearing Ye Ping say this, Ye Han wanted to slap him on the head, if it wasn't for the injury in his head, Ye Ping would have been beaten.
"Wait a minute, I'll open the door now."
Huzi shouted, and it didn't take long for him to run down and open the iron door.
"You said it, Song Jiang's sticker must be given to me, if you don't give it to me, be careful that I turn my face."
Huzi looks about 1.4 meters, and he looks like he is 1.5 years old, but Ye Ping has a full 1.57 meters, and he has a little genetic mutation, he is only 1.57 meters old at the age of 14, and it is no problem to grow to 1.8 meters in the future.
On the other hand, Ye Han is only one meter seven and five so far, and one meter eight is impossible at all, so Ye Han has some envy for his younger brother.
Putting aside these distractions, Ye Han followed Huzi upstairs, although Huzi's house is relatively simple, but at least it is much better than his own home, the outside looks ordinary, the inside decoration is very good, white tiles, crystal chandeliers, are very good, equivalent to a hz hardcover room.
And it doesn't cost much, and that's the good thing about being a small place.
This place costs 3,000 yuan a square meter, can you find a house for 3,000 yuan a square meter? It's definitely impossible, and the subway will be open in another year, and housing prices will skyrocket.
Walking to the second floor, Huzi pushed open a door, and a small room of about forty square meters appeared in front of him.
The room is very simple, white porcelain walls, an ordinary bed, there is a doll on the bed, where is a computer desk, and a dressing table, all of which are neatly placed, and it is clear and clean at a glance.
At the same time, a girl is facing away from her.
Ye Han knew that this should be Huzi's sister.
"Hello." Ye Han shouted with a smile, the latter turned his head, his hair was scattered, like a black waterfall, he looked very supple in the past, his face was delicate, his skin was white, there were no acne and any scars, he was very delicate and he didn't feel like a twenty-year-old person.
On the contrary, it feels like a little girl of seventeen or eighteen years old.
If you want to say that she is beautiful, this girl is not as good as Susan, but she is very pure and cute, and she has a little Lori feeling, if you score it, she will be rated five points for her appearance, but she can add one point to her temperament, which is the appearance of six points.
Generally speaking, it is not as good as Susan, but Ye Han likes this kind of temperament more, of course, Ye Han has no bad ideas.
"Hello." The woman chuckled, then stood up and said, "You want to use a computer, right?" You can use it first, but it's 7:20 now, and it won't be available around 8:20, so I want to rest. β
"Yes."
Ye Han has nothing to say about this, everyone borrows the computer for their own use, what else do they have to do?
Sitting up, Ye Han skillfully opened his penguin number, and as soon as he landed, it rang non-stop, and there were a lot of private chats.
I haven't been on the Internet for almost seventeen or eighteen hours, and there is nothing big about it on the Internet, but I am actually arguing over the sentence that I would rather cry in the BMW than smile on the bicycle.
This is a hype point, Ye Han let them say it, anyway, he just doesn't speak.
Of course, there is also a group of people who don't know life and death, standing up to provoke Ye Han, saying that the show made by Ye Han is like this, which is disgusting.
It's too powerful.
and so on, but without waiting for Ye Han to make a move, as soon as the Ye Shen fan group came out, tens of thousands of comments were swiped, and the better thing was that I bought a watch last year, and the ugly one was to greet the whole family of women, including the ancestors.
No matter how good your temper is, you have to jump to scold your mother, but once a public figure swears, the result will be different.
A third-rate star who has been jumping up and down before, directly because of swearing words with ** users, has been exposed to all kinds of *, and he is not a big name in himself, so no one will ask them to make a movie.
This kind of person is like a pig, the director can ignore your private life, but as long as you provoke dislike, the top big names will still be hidden.
It's very simple that there are no ordinary people, the star is a fart, as if everyone thinks that so-and-so is very powerful, but if you contact it every day, you will find that he is just a person, he also has to eat and drink, and he is not a fairy, and over time there is no such idol baggage, so you won't feel anything.
So it's still a sentence, the people's hearts are back, and the foundation is self-destructive.
Immediately, Ye Han boarded the personal scarf again, and Huzi's sister turned a hula hoop next to him, probably to maintain his figure or something.
Today's topic appeared in the scarf, the first place is naturally Gillian quotations, and the second place is a bay star Du Wenze who directly insulted mainland audiences.
Ye Han clicked and couldn't help but see that Du Wenze directly insulted the Chinese audience in his personal scarf, and bombarded the Chinese audience for being self-righteous.
The whole thing is that Du Wenze said some unpleasant things for some political reasons, and then some scarf users confronted each other below and answered, and quarreled as they spoke.
After the quarrel, some netizens were directly unconvinced, and said: "If it weren't for the Chinese audience, you wouldn't have been able to mix it up a long time ago." β
This Du Wenze was immediately angry, and shouted directly: "The Chinese audience is self-righteous and has little ability." β
As soon as he said this, countless Chinese viewers began to get angry, and several leaders of the Ye Shen fan group chatted privately for this matter.
Seeing Du Wenze's mouthful of swear words, Ye Han couldn't help but sneer.
"The pen is the pen, isn't it just a little star, fighting with the Chinese people? Wanwan is not Huaxia yet? Bring about one's own destruction. β
After Ye Han muttered a sentence to himself, he directly forwarded Du Wenze's scarf, and then left a sentence.
dieοΌ (If you don't die, you won't die.) οΌ
After saying this, this belongs to Ye Han's frontal counterattack, and only by following the masses can he have a good life.
Ye Han is completely supportive of his own people.
Soon, this scarf was instantly forwarded a thousand times.
"If you don't die, you won't die? Hahaha, what an interesting reply. β
"God replied!"
"Surprise God replied."
"This is another Ye Shen quote, it's so 666666 that I don't have any friends."
"A sharp answer, the super god replied, everyone, I am a fan again, support Ye Shen."
"That's a good point, give it a thumbs up."
More than 1,000 retweets, more than 2,000 replies, and more than 4,000 likes, it was achieved in less than 20 minutes.
Ye Han withdrew from the scarf without replying too much, and then began to care about the trend of non-Cheng Do Not Disturb.
The whiteness search has become the first hot search, which is completely caused by Gillian's words.
At this time, Huzi's sister suddenly shouted: "By the way, I heard Huzi say that you work at a TV station?" β
Hearing Huzi's sister speak, Ye Han nodded, and then said with a smile: "It's just a small clerk, who is messing around." β
"ZJ TV? I have a friend there, who is now an associate editor-in-chief, and I've been working on some kind of planning lately, and I don't have much time to look at it, but you should know. β
Huzi's sister said calmly, to the point that there was nothing to show off, just casually mentioned.
"Oh, the deputy editor-in-chief of Do Not Disturb? You're talking about Susan? β
Ye Han said.
"Well, it's Susan, we had dinner together in Hengdian."
Huzi's sister replied.
"Oh, I didn't expect it to be a friend of Editor-in-Chief Su, fortunately, my name is Ye Han."
Although Ye Han was a neighbor with her, he had long forgotten what her name was.
"My name is Chen Lu." The latter smiled lightly, and in this way, time passed little by little, and finally it was eight o'clock, Ye Han almost went back, as for the scolding war on the Internet, he didn't blindly participate in anything.
It's just that Ye Han doesn't know, it's because of his divine reply that the entire Internet has exploded!
(The second update, international practice, thanks to Zhu Mu Min, love Tian Fei δΌ±δΈΏ, 12BGH21G.)
5684028 Yu, please call the second brother, the five brothers for the reward, thank you very much! Thank you, Xiao Tang has nothing to repay, but to update desperately! οΌ