Chapter 22: Excitement is unbearable

Tilt Xiaodou slapped his face hard, "Wow, it hurts." ”

It's not a dream, the master actually said that he was jealous.

"So, is it because of this reason that the master has been so strange lately?"

Bai Li was shocked to realize that he had said something he shouldn't have said, and hurriedly pulled up the squatting Xiaodou, with a touch of unnaturalness on his face, "Xiaodou, take a look at your injuries for the teacher." ”

Dumping Xiaodou can't do anything, she can't lose to anyone if she plays hooligan.

She rubbed Bai Li's jade hand back and forth, with a wicked smile on her face, "Master, don't worry, Shen Ruoyu is not as good-looking as his master, he is not as powerful as his master's immortal power, no master is gentle, and no master will be arrogant, and the apprentice will not have other thoughts about him." ”

Bai Li struggled, trying to escape the clutches of Tilting Xiaodou, but it was a pity that Tilting Xiaodou's two pig claws were clutched, and if he used his strength, he would hurt her, so he had to give up.

Don't overdo it, cough lightly, "Xiaodou, what are you talking nonsense again." ”

Tilting Xiaodou raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "Master, you are arrogant again, obviously there is a happy expression on your face." ”

Bai Li glared at Xiaodou and said unnaturally, "Xiaodou, why do you always speculate about the idea of being a teacher." ”

"Master, you are less here, the apprentice has been with you for a hundred years, and the apprentice knows that you are going to have diarrhea when you pout your ass, but the apprentice knows everything about the master. "Well, I almost know it." ”

Bai Li frowned slightly, "Pouting ass?"

"That's a mortal language, don't care about this, since the master will be jealous, can the apprentice be understood as the master loves the apprentice, stop, don't speak, I know it must be the case." ”

"Xiaodou, your thinking is turning so fast, you can't keep up with the teacher. Bai Li sighed lightly.

Is he in love?

Tilting Xiaodou pouted and looked at Bai Li, let go of his jade hand, pinched Bai Li's face with two paws, and said with a slight seriousness, "Master, you wait for the apprentice, the apprentice will definitely become a powerful fairy, and then eat the master and wipe it clean, master, you have to clean yourself for the apprentice before this." ”

Bai Li sighed and raised his forehead, what nonsense is this stupid apprentice talking about?

"Xiaodou, you are getting bolder and bolder, and you dare to pinch the teacher's face at will?"

Tilting Xiaodou smiled and pinched again, and said indifferently, "Master, the apprentice's courage is not big or small, just enough to eat and wipe the master." ”

Bai Li sighed again, "Xiaodou, when will you be able to tease as a teacher without words?"

Tilting Xiaodou raised his eyebrows and leaned over, looking at Bai Li sincerely, "I can't do it at any time, the apprentice must always accompany the master, so I must always tease the master." ”

Bai Li was slightly stunned, and stretched out his hand to touch Xiaodou's head, "Silly apprentice, do you know how long it will be?"

Tilting Xiaodou touched his chin, thought about it, raised his eyes and grinned, "I don't know, but the apprentice wants to accompany the master all the time." ”

Bai Li laughed lightly, "Stupid." ”

"Master, something happened to the apprentice suddenly?"

Bai Li frowned, and the appearance of leaning beans suddenly became serious.

"Uh-huh, it hurts here. Tilt Xiaodou turned around and pouted his buttocks, facing Bai Li.

Bai Li stretched out his hand to grab Tilt Xiaodou's wrist, made her turn around, and turned back to face him.

"Xiaodou, next time you are so arrogant, I will punish you as a teacher. ”

Tilting Xiaodou pouted with tears in his eyes and said, "Master, the apprentice doesn't mind if you punish the apprentice on the fairy bed." ”

Bai Li hated that iron could not become steel, and a jade hand slapped Xiaodou's head, "Xiaodou, if you go to other immortal monarchs to borrow the filthy book of the mortal world to read, you will be angry as a teacher." ”

Bai Li was very helpless, the jade hand held the jade bone fan, and put the fan on the body of the inclined bean, and in an instant, the fan emitted a burst of light, and the light surrounded the inclined bean.

Tilting Xiaodou only felt a burst of warmth pouring in his whole body, which was extremely comfortable.

"Because Huaguozi is the nemesis of monsters, Xiaodou, the demonic power in your body has not completely dissipated, I can only help you remove the poison of Huaguozi in your body, and the injuries on your body will be taught to let Fairy Caiwei go to Fairy Huan Ling to get some healing silver charm flowers, don't worry, there will be no problems." ”

Pouring Xiaodou nodded like pounding garlic, the master cares about her so much, so she doesn't worry? It's better for the butt to bloom, so it would be better to let the master personally wipe the elixir for her, hahahahaha.

"The poison has helped you to the throat, you drink a sip of water and spit out the poison. Bai Li withdrew the jade bone fan and passed the immortal cup with his other hand.

Pour Xiaodou took it, took a sip of it briskly, and then only felt something surging in his throat, took the fairy cup, and spit out all the poison.

After vomiting, I felt that my whole body was clear, and my buttocks didn't hurt very much, although there was still some slight pain, but it didn't affect anything at all.

"Xiaodou, tomorrow you will go down to earth with the Xiyu Daxian, you can't go with you as a teacher, you have to protect yourself, this jade bone fan is handed over to you, if there is anything, you will gather your spirit to say what you want to say to the jade bone fan, so that the teacher will also hear what you say." ”

Tilting Xiaodou took the jade bone fan and stroked it like a baby, "I know, master, you don't have to worry, the apprentice will be fine." ”

"Don't be overconfident and be cautious in everything. Bai Li continued uneasily.

Tilting Xiaodou patted Bai Li's shoulder and gave him a reassuring look, "Tu'er is also a man of the hour who once broke through the world, and he can still deal with mortal things." ”

Bai Li sighed inaudibly and nodded helplessly.

Tilting Xiaodou looked at the master with a smile, the master loved her so much, what Su Yusheng said should not be overly believed in the master's words must be a lie to her, so she could not be deceived by Su Yusheng's lies.

After all, the master is her most precious existence in this world.