Chapter 234: The Soldier's Trickery
Half a month later, a rectification movement quickly surged in the troops, and the whole army was purged. Who would have thought that the initial cause of this huge movement was a few soldiers standing guard in the compound of the Military Commission?
It's not a big fuss, and it's not an old class leader. As the saying goes, seeing the subtleties is a reflection of the style of the entire army from a few soldiers.
Under the personal escort of General Liu, the fat man and their vehicle finally drove into the compound, and when they saw the gate that fell crookedly to the ground, Brother Badou finally had a bad breath in his heart: The door is difficult to enter, so I will kick the door over!
Parking in front of the Li family's courtyard, General Liu had to continue to accompany him, but was rejected by the old squad leader. But soon, the news of Jiang Laohu's return quickly spread at the top.
After getting out of the car, Brother Badou immediately heard a cheer: "Brother-in-law-"
Needless to say, only Li Xiaonan called him like this, I saw this girl rushing over madly, first giving the fat man a hug, and then holding the babies in his arms one by one, and finally stretched out his arms and raised the little hairy monkey high into the air: "Monkey Xiaoshuai, you are so amazing!" ”
"Girl, you are all married, can you be a little serious!" The fat man was completely speechless about this crazy girl.
Li Xiaonan stuck out his tongue: "Don't mention it, ∵ was just about to go out to pick you up, but Grandpa Wei and they came, and now they are still quarreling with Grandpa." Fat brother, you're here, this time it's definitely more lively! ”
Brother Badou couldn't help but scratch his head when he heard this: "Which Grandpa Wei is Wei Xing's grandfather-girl, why do I listen to you as if you are gloating?" ”
Li Xiaonan on the other side pouted: "Who told them to worry about being elders, whether it is the marriage of the elder sister or my marriage." They all want to be used for an exchange of interests. We are living people, okay. Not a commodity! ”
It's definitely not clear to talk to this girl, you tell her three, she just says four. However, Brother Badou also roughly figured out a clue: Li Xiaonan and Wei Xing were destined to kiss each other, but Li Xiaonan's mother made the decision and promised her daughter to William. It must have been the old man of the Wei family who heard the wind and knocked on the door. Because even now standing in the doorway, you can hear the roar in the room.
I don't know what he thinks, but the fat man is also a little gloating in his heart now. This is probably the first time so far that he and Li Xiaonan have been able to be consistent.
So he approached the old squad leader with a smile: "Old man, it seems that people don't mean to snub us, I guess we can't get out." What should we do now, should we watch the fire from the other side, or go in and have a Romance of the Three Kingdoms? ”
"Since you're here, of course you have to go in, retreat and eat guns!" The old squad leader also has times when he is not particular about it, and he wants to add fuel to the fire with his pure heart.
Under the guidance of Li Xiaonan, a group of people entered the small building. There were already several people standing in the living room. When the gang entered, the spacious living room was a little crowded.
"It smells of gunpowder. Are you preparing for a war of liberation? "The old squad leader's voice is not small, he is now recovering very well, and he has enough confidence.
The people in the room looked over, the fat man glanced at it quickly, only a few were familiar, in addition to Li Tiejun and Li Xiaoman and Wei Xing who slipped away, there was also Li Xiaonan's mother with a thin angry face, and the remaining two old men who were like fighting roosters should be the pillars of the two families; In addition, there are two middle-aged people, according to the fat man, who should be at the helm of the second generation of the two families.
Because of the sudden arrival of the old squad leader, the tense atmosphere in the room couldn't help but ease, and then it became even more weird: the relationship between the three parties was complicated, and it was even more chaotic than the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu.
Seeing the old squad leader, the bald old man suddenly showed joy: "Jiang Laohu, you came just in time, quickly give a comment, Li Laoxi'er is not authentic, tear up the marriage contract, one daughter marries two husbands, today let's resist US aggression and aid Korea together, and the cannon will bombard his mother!" ”
This old bald head spoke like a cannon, it was called a rush, no wonder it was heard clearly outside. He is Wei Xing's grandfather, the elegant middle-aged man Wei Ping'an's Laozi, known as Wei Cannon. The phrase that often hangs on his lips is the sentence "The cannon is blowing up his mother".
Although Wei Cannon is straightforward, he also knows that he is pulling alliances, and in his opinion, he is also here to ask for his grandchildren, and he and Jiang Laohu are grasshoppers on a rope.
"Cannon, what you say is reasonable-Li Laoxi'er, if you don't give us a satisfactory answer today, don't blame us for smashing your vinegar jar!" Sure enough, the old squad leader immediately formed a united front with him, stood side by side, and looked at the silver-haired old man opposite, because his ancestral home was Shanxi, so they were used to calling him "Li Lao Xi'er".
The older generation speaks, and of course the younger ones can only listen to it, but the fat man can't help but laugh while listening: Why is it like a child quarreling?
Old Man Li was quite calm, nodded at the old squad leader, and then looked at the team behind him, and his eyes stayed on the fat man's face for a few more seconds: "It's all here, just sit down and talk, and make noisy jokes to the juniors." He spoke with a strong Shanxi accent, which sounded a little sour.
So, the juniors moved over the chairs, but only the three masters sat in a triangle, quite a three-legged posture. The old squad leader paused for a moment: "Li Lao Xi'er, let's not go around in circles, this time I will bring Badou to ask your granddaughter Li Xiaoman for marriage, and I will give a happy word if it succeeds!" This is also Jiang Laohu's style of fighting in the past, like a fierce tiger, smashing the enemy's lair.
"And me, my grandson Wei Xing and your little Nanding's baby kiss, both sides nodded at that time, you are now unilaterally tearing up the agreement, are you ready to go to war!" The Wei cannon also followed suit.
"Uncle Wei, what era is this, the set of doll kissing was just a child's play at that time, how can it be counted-" Li Xiaonan's mother's elegant demeanor was also greatly reduced, she never imagined that the old man of the Wei family would be so angry; And what's even more disturbing is that a wave of unevenness has risen again, and the famous Jiang Laohu has also come to join in the fun, even though she is exquisite on weekdays, but in front of this tiger cannon, she also has some heart palpitations.
Sure enough, Wei Cannon immediately aimed the muzzle at her again: "Little Hongyu, did you say that Uncle Wei has an old brain?" Don't think that Uncle Wei is confused, you guys are looking for a foreign son-in-law for Xiao Nan, and you don't want to develop your power in Europe. Lao Tzu bombarded the United ** with artillery on the Korean battlefield back then, who were you afraid of? ”
The old squad leader also bowed his head again and again: "Reasonable, reasonable, you still want to push your own daughters and granddaughters to Africa, trying to get involved in Africa, is your appetite too big?" ”
Is this the rhythm of the criticism meeting - the fat man's little eyes widened, and it turned out that the old man was so happy to fight.
And Li Xiaonan's mother Yang Hongyu is a junior after all, and it is not good to have a hard top with the two elders; As for Old Man Li, he was known as a Confucian general back then, and when he encountered a fierce general like a tiger cannon, he couldn't even catch up with the conversation. Seeing that his face was getting worse and worse, cold sweat broke out, and he was really worried that he would be angry.
Peeked at Li Xiaoman, only to see that she was also looking at her grandfather worriedly, the fat man coughed, and just about to express his intentions and make a generous statement, he heard two ahs and two sounds from the mouth of the old man Li, his body twitched a few times, and he collapsed in the chair and lost consciousness.
Fortunately, Li Tiejun and Li Xiaoman have been paying close attention to their grandfather, and they pounced on the left and right to support the old man, otherwise, they would definitely fall directly to the ground.
The house was suddenly in chaos again, with some calling for grandpa, some for father, and some for doctors.
Even the old squad leader and Wei Cannon panicked, if they really made their old comrades-in-arms angry, it was not their intention. The old squad leader hurriedly gestured to the fat man with his eyes and told him to hurry up and take a look, after all, he had personally experienced the fat man's ability to cure diseases and save people.
Without waiting for the fat man to come forward, the health doctor rushed to the scene, and after some rescue, Mr. Li finally woke up, but his eyes were foggy, his mind was a little confused, and he soon fell asleep again. The health doctor euphemistically expressed that the patient needed to rest and could no longer be stimulated, and the two veteran generals, who were still murderous just now, could only lead their respective subordinates to hastily withdraw their troops.
When she went out, Yang Hongyu apologized vigorously, saying that the incident happened suddenly, the hospitality was not good, and she would definitely make amends to the two old men another day. The more he said this, the more embarrassed the old squad leader and Wei Dacang became, and it was better to scold them.
"This is a trouble, in fact, I just can't swallow this breath, my little star is a talent, and it is not so bad that I can't get a wife. Forget it, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, let him go. Lao Jiang, let's have two drinks. "Wei Cannon also wants to open it now, and it is estimated that this matter will soon spread all over the city, and it will be a joke for nothing.
The old squad leader frowned: "Why do I always feel as if something is wrong?" ”
The most aggrieved person is the fat man, when he entered the gate of the Li family, he didn't say a word, and then he came out in a gloomy manner, so he said angrily: "Of course it's not right, the old man of the Li family is not sick at all, pretending!" ”
"What the hell, pretending to be sick, this Li Laoxi'er, I'll go back and continue to fire!" Wei Cannon became angry when he heard it, and he wanted to go back to continue, but he was persuaded by the old squad leader: "Li Lao Xi'er was known as Mianli Needle back then, and this hand is really in line with his style of retreating, and we will lose our morality if we hit the door again." ”
Wei Ping'an, who had been silent next to him, also began to dissuade: "Dad, what Uncle Jiang said makes sense, you and Uncle Jiang haven't seen each other for many years, let's catch up with the past-"
His temperament is just the opposite of his Lao Tzu, he was forced to come by the old man, and from his original intention, he didn't want to promote Wei Xing and Li Xiaonan's family affair at all, anyway, he had a headache when he heard the voice of the little madman. The whole thing, only the old man is wishful thinking.
"Let's go, I don't care about this in the future!" Wei Cannon and the old squad leader got into the car hand in hand, since they entered Beijing, then they must meet those old friends and subordinates, of course, if possible, they also have to meet the new chief.
Wei Xing also affectionately held the fat man's hand, for him, after experiencing today's incident, it can be regarded as a complete relief. But Brother Badou's situation is very different from him, looking back at the Li family's small building, the fat man's heart swelled with a sense of powerlessness: Is it true that I only have such a way as eloping with the little steamed bun? (To be continued......) I752