Chapter 427: Square Dance with Me

After preparing at home, Lu Jingwei took two large buckets and walked towards the river alone.

After searching for a long time, he found a pool with a thick layer of ice, and was going to catch fish in this pool.

There are a lot of fish in this pool, but the water is a little deep, and the surface is covered with a layer of ice a few feet thick.

With a slap of his right palm, a flame slap appeared out of thin air, evaporating the thick ice and snow peanuts in the puddle, revealing the deep puddle below.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Lu Jingwei took off his clothes, wearing only boxer shorts, holding a sharpened wooden stick in one hand, raising his slap with the other, and jumping into the waterhole.

The fire palm was gently slapped at the bottom of the water, and it didn't use too much internal force, so as not to shoot the fish in the pool to death, Lu Jingwei just wanted to use this method to stir up the fish at the bottom of the water, and then he could fish in troubled waters.

Soon, fish with many feet long appeared on the surface.

Lu Jingwei pointed a wooden gun in one hand and slapped the other hand, and killed these fish.

Males are generally longer, females are generally thick and short, and males have slightly thicker tails than females.

In addition, there are many other differences between males and females.

When he was a child, Lu Jingwei often caught fish by the river, so it was not difficult for him to distinguish between male and female.

The sharp wooden gun was inserted one by one, and the male fish were lightly inserted by him, and as for the female fish, the slap passed, and the female fish could be beaten to the surface of the water without moving.

Task requirement 2 For Lu Jingwei, who has been catching fish since childhood, it can be said that he is familiar with the road and there is no difficulty at all.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Lu Jingwei's sharp wooden spear and slap attacked alternately, and no fish could dodge.

Just an hour later, a hundred male and female fish were caught by Lu Jingwei. There were fish thrown everywhere around the waterhole.

However, Lu Jingwei did not give up, continued to stir the pool, and exceeded the task requirement 2.

When it was close to noon, Lu Jingwei had already caught more than 200 male and female fish each, and the two large barrels were full and had not yet been filled, so Lu Jingwei put the fish that could not be filled in the bucket to the shore. Ready to come back later, he walked home with two buckets of fish.

Lu Jingwei's family naturally couldn't eat all these fish, except for a few left, the rest were distributed to the neighbors.

In the morning, task requirement 1 and task requirement 2 were completed easily by Lu Jingwei, and it did not take much effort, on the contrary, the process of doing the task was quite smooth and pleasant.

Lu Jingwei hadn't caught crabs and fish for a long time, and Mission 27 gave him a chance.

Thinking like this, Lu Jingwei was stunned to find that the mad god list in his mind was on the list. Lines of handwriting resurfaced.

Storm Quest 28: King of the Forest.

Task content: (1), Be a free Lu Jingwei in the mountains and forests, and taste a hundred kinds of game. (2) Wrestling with the bear and stunting it. (3) Fight with the tiger and cry about it.

Difficulty: 3 stars. (10 days)

Reward: Unknown.

Penalty for failure: Nailed to the top of the mountain for one year.

Mission Notes: I am one of the Hero series quests.

Looking at the content of Task 28, it's not too difficult. At least it's much easier than Trick 26, but the mission punishment is quite powerful. actually has to be nailed to the top of the mountain for a year, even with Lu Jingwei's strength, it is estimated that it will be almost the same after being nailed to the top of the mountain for a year.

But the New Year's Eve has given me two convulsions in a row, and the convulsion task 28 is obviously a convulsion task that takes a lot of time, and the madness list is too much.

The only thing to be happy about is that the convulsion task 28 Lu Jingwei is also more than ninety percent sure that he can complete it, and the two convulsion tasks assigned by the Mad God List are not difficult.

It's because of the Chinese New Year. Therefore, the Mad God List has assigned two relatively simple convulsion tasks, if this is the case, why is the task punishment so ruthless.

If you can't complete Task 27, you will be swallowed by the giant snake, which will be a dead end.

If the convulsion task 28 is not completed, he will be nailed to the top of the mountain for a year, and after a year, Lu Jingwei will suffer heavy damage even if he does not die.

Shook his head. Lu Jingwei didn't think much about it anymore, and began to think about completing the two convulsion tasks.

In the afternoon, on the ice of a relatively wide waterhole near Lujiazhuang, Lu Jingwei's version of Han Runcheng stood on the ice in the middle of the waterhole, waiting for the music to sound.

Around Lu Jingwei, there are stereos and other equipment, and there is only one song in it that is constantly circulating.

"The end of the world is my love"

"Flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills"

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying?"

"What kind of singing voice is the most cheerful"

……

This is the most dazzling national style of the 09 Divine Comedy, and the square dance that Lu Jingwei wants to dance is this song that is sweeping the country.

With the beat, Lu Jingwei began to twist his body, twist his legs, shake his hands, and dance.

The sound of the stereo was loud and could be heard for miles, especially in this quiet valley.

A hundred meters away, several villagers from Lujiazhuang were squatting by the river and smoking, and they all showed surprise on their faces when they saw Lu Jingwei jumping around alone, as well as the non-stop sound equipment.

"Who is that young man, how did he stumble around on the ice, did he have epilepsy, but shouldn't he be sent to the hospital if he had epilepsy, why is he still there listening to songs?"

"Sangou, you're so stupid, he's not having epilepsy, he's dancing, it's like it's on TV, we dance together with music, didn't you go to Gaoshan's house to watch the LCD TV a few days ago, there's this on it."

"Oh, I see, but where is this young man from, how did he come to dance near our Lujiazhuang, and bring so many things, it's really strange, let's go and see."

……

While pointing at Lu Jingwei, not understanding what Lu Jingwei was doing, several people walked towards Lu Jingwei, with dry tobacco in their mouths, looking at Lu Jingwei's face full of confusion.

A group of little guys who were digging crabs with Lu Jingwei in the morning also noticed the movement here, the children were already lively, Lu Jingwei danced so happily, and the music was very loud, which immediately attracted their attention, and this group of little guys also jumped and ran towards Lu Jingwei.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky"

"Let me keep you with my heart"

"Singing the most dazzling national style"

"Let love sweep away all the dust"

……

On the ice. Lu Jingwei continued to jump and dance in the curious and incomprehensible eyes of these people, attracting more and more people, and gradually many big girls and little daughters-in-law in Lujiazhuang also ran over, gathered around the waterhole and watched Lu Jingwei dance in the square.

"This young man is quite handsome, but unfortunately he seems to have a sick brain. What are you doing writhing on the ice, is it sick? ”

"Yes, he is not too cold in winter, I feel cold when I look at it, he should be crazy."

"It's pretty good, I think I've heard it somewhere, by the way, I've heard it on TV, but it's not TV. Why is he jumping here? ”

……

The discussion of the people around him made Lu Jingwei cry and laugh, he never expected that in the hearts of the villagers, he would be such an image.

But it's normal to think about it, in the winter, a stranger suddenly ran to the ice near Lujiazhuang to dance a square dance, thinking about Lu Jingwei felt very nervous.

If it weren't for the persecution of the Mad God List, I'm afraid that Lu Jingwei would never do such a thing in his life.

But it's nerve-wracking, like a madman. However, in order to do this convulsive task well, change the opinions of the surrounding villagers. Attracting girls to dance square dances together, Lu Jingwei still wants to change their minds.

"Hello folks, I am Han Yun-sung from the new country of Goryeo, I have loved music and travel since I was a child, and I happened to pass by here when I traveled today. I found that the environment here is so beautiful, so I am going to dance a few square dances to record it as a souvenir of the tour, I wonder if anyone is willing to dance with me, let me record it and take it to the new country of Korea as a treasure? ”

Lu Jingwei stopped dancing. Said to the villagers who were around Qianlujiazhuang.

The surrounding villagers stared at him with wide eyes, and no one said yes.

"It turned out to be a person from the new country of Goryeo, no wonder it is so strange, I heard my grandfather say, the people of the new country of Goryeo are crazy, and they often like to beat people with big sticks, so many people call the people of the new country of Goryeo Goryeo sticks."

"Oh, I see, but this Goryeo stick is quite good-looking, better than everyone in our village, I didn't expect him to be a madman."

"We girls must not dance with him, my mother said that if girls dance with boys casually like on TV, they will get pregnant."

……

With his powerful facial features, Lu Jingwei clearly heard these discussions, and black lines couldn't help but appear on his forehead, what is this, his identity as Han Runcheng is more popular outside, it can be said that everyone loves flowers and flowers, and fascinates thousands of girls.

But I didn't expect to become a Goryeo stick in Lujiazhuang, and said that he was a madman, and what was even more strange was that those girls also said that if they danced with themselves, they would get pregnant, are they so powerful, Lu Jingwei was speechless.

But the most important thing is that Lujiazhuang is too isolated from the outside, and his actions are normal in the outside world, at most, some people laugh at him, but in Lujiazhuang it has become a strange synonym.

After thinking for a while, Lu Jingwei said loudly: "Everyone, be quiet, please listen to me, although I am a native of Goryeo, I am a location photographer who does things for us in China, as for what a location photographer is, that is, the scenery everyone sees on TV is collected by us, I came to Lujiazhuang to shoot the beautiful scenery of Lujiazhuang, collect these beautiful scenery, and broadcast it on TV in the future." ”

Lu Jingwei's words quieted the people around him for a while, and then the bustling discussion rose to the sky.

"It turns out that the pictures and scenery on TV are collected by him, this young man is really amazing, I used to think about how the scenery on TV came from, and it looks like the real thing, but I didn't expect it to be picked by him."

"It would be great if our Lujiazhuang could also be on TV, and I would be able to see our Lujiazhuang on TV."

"In the future, I will also be a scene photographer, pick up all of our house, and then put it on TV and play it all the time, scare Jingjing and Huahua, do you dare not like me after seeing the two of them."

…… (To be continued......)