The tattered king took out the half-contained sugar cube from his mouth, then pinched it in his hand, and stuffed it into the open mouth of the little handsome monkey.

The people around were silent for a moment, and then they all let out a good-natured laugh. Brother Badou waved his hand when he saw this: "It's scattered, I'm here today, hurry back to sleep." Tomorrow, I and Lao Gao will hold a thank-you banquet together, let's get something delicious! ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard someone shout again: "Apprentice, apprentice—"

No, why are they all running to join in the fun-the fat man slapped the door of his head, followed the prestige, and saw that the crow was stretching his neck and screaming there, why did I say that his voice was similar to Zhang Fei?

In the laughter, each went back to his own room. In the days that followed, the Peking Man skull fossil continued to heat up and became the hottest topic in China. People are also gradually turning from surprise to questioning: who has found these national treasures?

Here's the blame for the matter, and there is no mention of it in any official report. It stands to reason that this is not normal. Because the person who can find the fossilized skull is not a national hero, but at least a patriot, and it should be vigorously promoted.

As a result, all kinds of speculations generated by this flew all over the sky, and in the end, they pulled out all the aliens. It is said that an alien couple adheres to the spirit of cosmism, learns from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and salvages the fossilized skull from the depths of the ocean......

The real discoverer of the skull fossil, the fat comrade Badou, is now quietly willing to be an unsung hero, following the master to study in Jiyazhai.

It's kind of interesting to say. The nearly 1,000 cultural relics they poured out of the cave were not confiscated by the state, which can be regarded as a disguised reward for him. But Brother Badou knows. If you make a mistake in the future, it won't be so cheap.

Taking the opportunity of sorting out antiques, Jinyandiao also began to systematically train his disciples. As a result, he was a little disappointed, and compared to what he expected, the fat man was much dumber. It's also slow to remember things, and it's far less clever than you think.

The only thing that comforted him was that. The little fat man's fiery eyes are indeed in the same vein as him, any fakes can be seen at a glance, and the dating of antiques is also extremely accurate, Tang, Song, Ming and Qing dynasties. Clear at your fingertips.

The golden-eyed eagle also resigned himself to his fate: antique knowledge is a dead rule, and you can have time to learn it slowly; The most important thing to do in this line of work is to have a pair of good eyes, like a fat man, it is estimated that he will not be able to make eyes for a lifetime, and throughout the ages, any expert master is estimated to be unable to do this.

Thinking of this, the golden eye eagle is balanced in his heart, and at the same time, he has higher requirements for the fat man. In addition to teaching by word and deed, he also requires the fat man to study hard every day when he goes back.

In fact, Brother Badou is mainly past the golden age of learning. At first, he was a little uncomfortable, but after gritting his teeth and persevering, the speed of progress began to soar rapidly, and Diao Laosan, who was mixed with him every day, felt the most obvious, and the words on his lips all day long were "Don't be a day, you should be impressed" - the time was shortened to one day.

Such a small day is called a beauty. Busy and valuable, especially when the golden-eyed carving is appraising an antique. is often the happiest moment for Brother Badou, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, but millions, and the money is falling from the sky, and it's already very good if you don't laugh at him.

From time to time, these antiques will also bring some surprises to the masters, especially the calligraphy and paintings brought back, there are many famous works in them, for example, a picture of a lady by Tang Yin, was borrowed by Diao Laosan, and a strange bird of the Bada Shanren was also borrowed by the old man Diao, and it is called ornamental, as for whether it will be like Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou and did not return it, it is unknown.

Before I knew it, more than two months had passed, and the time was already the end of December, and the first snow fell in Zhongzhou City. Seeing that it is going to be New Year's Day, all the antiques have finally been sorted out and identified, and compiled into a book, with a total value of roughly between 300 million and 500 million. If you don't like it, you may not want it for nothing, maybe you have this thing dug up from the tomb, and look at the taboo; And when you meet the right eye, it is possible to increase the price several times, as the so-called money is difficult to buy willingly, this is the truth.

This period was also Brother Badou's most fulfilling days, and it was also an important period for him to transform from a half-hung antique vendor to a qualified appraiser. Fortunately, Brother Badou withstood the test.

Another big joy is that the project of Badou Brother to invest in Shouyang Mountain has also been implemented, it is winter, it is not easy to build, and after the spring of next year, you can break ground. Listening to Lao Qi, there are still some disagreements on the construction of forest parks by individuals, because there is no such precedent.

Later, I didn't know how it happened, it is estimated that there was a big man making the decision, which also made Lao Qi more convinced: Gao Sheng is a comrade with a backstage.

The things were sorted out, and as for where these antiques went, the fat man also discussed with the golden-eyed eagle. Brother Badou advocates cashing, after all, he has too many places to spend money now: building nursing homes, building schools, and preparing to build forest parks is a bottomless pit.

But the old man Diao disagreed: "I have my own use for these antiques, you have to make up your mind, you have no money to earn by yourself, isn't it the ability to make money that teaches you?" ”

The fat man also tried to resist: "This is different from what I said at the beginning, as long as you have a skull, the rest is mine!" ”

"Whoever is rare of these broken things of yours will keep them for you, but you are not allowed to sell any of them!" As soon as the old man Diao blew his beard and stared at his eyes, the fat man wilted, it seems that this money cannot be counted on for the time being, so he can only think about other ways to make money.

Seeing that the time had come to New Year's Day, under the fat man's suggestion, the master drove back to the nursing home. It doesn't matter if it's a New Year or a New Year, it's a decent year.

The retirement home looks a little depressed in the winter, but it's actually more lively than in the fall.

First of all, the monkeys come to fight the autumn wind in three days, the lack of food in the mountains in this month is the saddest season for the monkeys, usually there will be attrition, there are some old, weak and sick monkeys, can not withstand the cold wind in winter.

However, this year is very different, with the relationship of the nursing home, it is equivalent to finding a free meal card, although you can't mix delicious food every day, but ordinary food and fruits and vegetables, you can still get it, and when you become a beggar, don't be afraid of food.

When the fat man returned to the nursing home, the first thing they saw was that the old revolutionary was handing out relief food to a group of beggar monkeys from the north, carrying a basket full of apples. There are more than a dozen old men around to see the excitement, and the old man Lei is giving a pre-dinner lecture to the monkeys in a loud voice: "Lizheng - take a break - you, you, you, and you, all stand up straight, and don't roll your eyes!" ”

Not to mention, the monkeys are all standing in a row, how well-behaved they are, but to make this group of stubborn guys stand upright, the difficulty is really not ordinarily small, there is no way to last more than ten seconds, the eyes always look at the old revolution next to them, so angry that the old man Lei stabbed their ankles with crutches one by one, beggars just have no dignity, do you say it's easy to stutter and eat?

Judging from the actions of the old thunder head, he can now be on crutches, and it is estimated that in a few months, when the weather warms up, he can throw away his crutches. The most important thing is that the mood changes, the body and mind are happy, the spirit is full, and the confidence to shout is also very strong.

"Children, my grandson is back—" The fat man also snorted, and as a result, the monkeys immediately disbanded, squeaking and squeaking in their mouths, and all of them came around. In the blink of an eye, Brother Badou's burly figure was drowned in a sea of monkeys.

Coming down and down, I ran up to the top of my brain, and I really didn't fight for three days, and I went up to the house to uncover the tiles -- I could only hear the fat man's hoarse shouting, but it didn't help at all.

During this time, Brother Badou only came back once in three or five days, and it was usually at night, so he hadn't seen the monkeys for a long time, which also made him really experience the feeling of Sun Dasheng when he was tired of Bi Ma Wen and returned to Huaguo Mountain.

After a long time of intimacy, the monkeys squeaked and gestured with their little paws at the old men, presumably to complain to the king, who had mistreated them.

"Be content, for what they give you food will not be allowed to take pleasure in you. If you want to reciprocate, you have to pay, know how to play monkey, that's the truth. The fat man comforted the monkeys, and then the old revolutionary came over and handed out apples: "Badou, these guys are getting more and more difficult to deal with, they eat us in their mouths, and they probably scold their mothers in their stomachs-"

According to some studies, the IQ of monkeys is roughly equivalent to that of a child of six or seven years old, which is quite high, especially as they continue to learn as they continue to come into contact with humans. Don't think that only Brother Badou is improving, the monkeys are also keeping pace with the times, and they may be able to stage a rise of the planet of the apes for you at some point.

"Pick up the bowl to eat meat, put down the bowl and scold the mother, monkeys learn from people." The fat man said a few times, and then he saw an old monkey yawn twice after eating the apple, so he came to the old man and stretched out his little paw to help him scratch the itch.

The old man squinted his eyes, looking very enjoyable: "Go up, go up, do you know which side is up-"

Brother Badou couldn't help but be surprised: "When did Old Man Bai accept a godson?" ”

As a result, he was glared at by the old man Bai: "Badou, I'll show you a rare one." As he spoke, he took out a box of cigarettes from his trouser pocket, pulled one out and put it to his mouth, and then hooked his finger at the old monkey. The old monkey immediately pressed the lighter very doggedly and helped him light the cigarette.

"Even lighters can be used, but don't play with them, if they go to the mountains and set fires, it will be bad." The fat man also looked at it happily, and praised the monkey in his heart.

But after the old man had taken two puffs of cigarette, he handed the remaining half of the cigarette to the old monkey. The old monkey took the cigarette butt and put it into his mouth so hard that he could hear the sizzling sound of the cigarette burning.

After a few sharp puffs, the old monkey puffed out a puff of smoke very comfortably, and then sucked it back with the wisps of his nostrils, which looked like an old smoking gun.

Damn, learn to smoke ~ drugs--Brother Badou rushed up with an arrow, snatched the cigarette butt from the old monkey's paw, threw it on the ground, and twisted it with his feet-(To be continued)

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