Chapter 1 See also the impermanence of black and white
"You're looking for death!!"
Ling Yuanyuan scolded the man in black outside the car window and hit the steering wheel sharply. However, due to the high speed of the car, the BMW sports car "banged", broke the guardrail of the viaduct, and sped down. Then he opened his heels and slammed into the concrete power pole on the side of the road.
Ling Yuanyuan climbed out of the car window, and the first thing she had to do was to see the perpetrator clearly. You must know that the one-way viaduct does not allow pedestrians to go up casually.
The perpetrator seemed to have a bit of morality, and instead of escaping, he followed her.
"Why are you walking with my car?" Ling Yuanyuan was furious: "You violated the rules, you are fully responsible for this accident!" β
The man in black smiled "hehe": "Hooking souls never follows the routine. β
What the? Hook the soul!
"You are ......" Ling Yuanyuan's surprise was not trivial.
"He is black impermanence, I am white impermanence, and the two of us are black and white impermanence that never breaks the pair."
I don't know when there was a person in white behind him, and the words were yin and yang.
"Black and white impermanence?! Isn't that a hell of a mess?! β
Ling Yuanyuan's mouth grew in shock. I concentrated on feeling my body, only to realize that I was not standing on the ground, but floating in the air with my feet off the ground. In the deformed BMW sports car that was hit under her feet, the flesh ~ body that had been borrowed by herself for fifteen years was stuck between the steering wheel and the driver's seat at the moment, her chest was squeezed into thin sheets, and her head was bleeding like ......
"Am I dead again???"
Ling Yuanyuan thought in her heart, and subconsciously moved her limbs, and sure enough, it was light and fluttering, without any weight.
"Didn't you say I had forty-two years to live?! It's only been fifteen years, why are you going to arrest me? Ling Yuanyuan said indignantly.
Realizing that she was dead, Ling Yuanyuan suddenly felt cheated. It's not nostalgia for this flesh ~ body, nor is it nostalgia for the affluent conditions of this flesh ~ body, but for the ghosts to speak.
The two ghosts were stunned, and they looked at each other with a look of surprise on their faces.
"Have you been to the underworld?" Bai Wuchang said.
"Ahhh, what a noble man forgets!" Ling Yuanyuan glanced at them with disdain, and teased: "If you two forget, this girl will give you a hint: I am Tian Miaomiao, who was mistakenly arrested by you fifteen years ago. Because I still have forty-two years of life in the yang world, you let me borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul of the rich second-generation Ling Yuanyuan. It's only been fifteen years, why are you coming to arrest me again?! You can't say that you have caught the wrong person (soul) again, right?! β
Ling Yuanyuan died for the second time in her two lives, and she was not afraid of black and white impermanence at all, nor was she afraid of making things bigger: crossing, rebirth, and resurrection of corpses are all acts against the sky. As long as the ghosts arrange it once, even if they have a handle in the hands of the person who is arranged. If you stab the Lord of Yama, the ghosts won't be able to eat and walk around!!
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, and the color of shock became stronger and stronger. When Hei Wuchang's brows furrowed, Bai Wuchang waved his hand at him, and said to Ling Nuannuan with a look of "it's none of my business": "Oh, oh, we are acting on orders, if you have any questions, go to the underworld and ask Judge Cui." β
The look of black impermanence's horror suddenly subsided, and he hurriedly added: "Ahem, cough, yes, yes, we are on the orders of Judge Cui to arrest people (souls), as for right and wrong, we have no right to ask." β
The two of them spoke, no matter how Ling Yuanyuan resisted, one of them grabbed Ling Yuanyuan's arm and flew towards the Yellow Spring Road.
Ling Yuanyuan knew that the two ghosts were acting on orders, so she stopped talking to them, said "Grandma will go by herself", shook off the black and white impermanence hand vigorously, and flew forward with them.
At this moment, Ling Yuanyuan was looking forward to seeing Judge Cui earlier and asking him for a long time.
Huangquan Road is gray and long. Ling Yuanyuan walked through once, no longer interested in the scenery on both sides (there is really no good scenery to see), there is black and white impermanence "protection" in front of and behind her, and she is not worried about going the wrong way. I recalled in my heart the scene before I hung up for the first time.
Fifteen years ago, she was twenty-nine years old, and her surname was Tian Miao Miao. After graduating from the University of Finance and Economics, he was assigned to work in the county financial office. Although the salary is not high, the work is comfortable and comfortable, and it is a good position that many people envy.
The fly in the ointment is that she is love-blind. After graduating from college, he has been led by matchmakers everywhere on blind dates. finally fell in love with one, and after getting along for half a year, they were snatched away by their niece, who was nine years younger than him.
Sad! The salary income of a college diploma and stable dìng is not as good as a young and beautiful face!
At the same time that she learned the news, she also received a notice that her mother was critically ill. She ran to the ward in three steps and two steps, and saw her mother's lifeless corpse under the white cloth......
Her boyfriend was snatched away, and her only relative left her. Ten thousand arrows pierced her heart, she stroked her mother's cold cheek, and only exhaled one word: "Mom......" and fell headlong.
When she came to consciousness again, there were already two more shadows, one black and one white, around her. And she has become a lonely soul floating in mid-air.
"Who are you? Why are you arresting me? Tian Miaomiao asked in horror.
"We are ghostsβblack and white impermanence." The white shadow said in a strange way: "Girl, your life insurance has arrived, let's take you into reincarnation, and let's give birth again!" β
After knowing that they were here to hook the soul of the black and white impermanence, Tian Miaomiao was not afraid, but a little lucky: her mother is dead, and she is also dead, so let our mother and daughter get together in the underworld!
Unexpectedly, when I went to Judge Cui's place to check, she was arrested by mistake. She still has forty-two years to live in the yang world?!
It was no longer possible to resurrect her soul, because her body had already been cremated.
In order to make up for their mistakes and compensate for Tian Miaomiao's losses, Judge Cui asked her to borrow her corpse to return her soul to a fourteen-year-old girl from a wealthy family, and since then she has followed the girl's name Ling Yuanyuan.
She lived in an environment of abundance but lack of family affection for fifteen years. Today, for some reason, I caught her again.
Ling Yuanyuan was flying away, reminiscing and guessing, and before she knew it, she had come to the Netherworld.
Judge Cui's office was quiet, and there were half-human-high documents stacked on the dark Eight Immortals table. Judge Cui was still sitting on the judge's chair in a red ancient official robe, and his two peach-leaf-like yarn wings trembled slightly on the black gauze hat, setting off his figure-eight eyebrows, small eyes, and wrinkled little face extremely funny. It's a bit like Qipinzhi County on the stage,
And in Ling Yuanyuan's eyes, he is directly a clown!
"Judge Cui, last time you personally checked my life and death book, saying that I still have forty-two years of life. Why did you get me back after only fifteen years?! Is it true that the policy of your prefecture will change day and night?! β
Ling Yuanyuan didn't let anyone do it, and as soon as she entered Judge Cui's office, she shouted loudly and preemptively-Anyway, I'm already dead, and I have a handle in my hand, so I don't get angry at this time, when will I wait?!
Judge Cui, who was sitting in the judge's chair, heard a twitch in his face, glanced at the angry Ling Yuanyuan, and hurriedly lay on the life and death book for a while. Then he stared at life and death with wide eyes, and was silent.
Bai Wuchang couldn't help but get nervous, and hurriedly leaned over with an alkaline white face and said, "What?" Really? β
Judge Cui nodded, and a small face covered with bun folds suddenly turned pale, if he wasn't still wearing that red official robe, it was likely that he would be thought that he was a ghost prisoner who escaped from prison.
However, after all, Judge Cui has been in the position of a judge for many years and has developed a set of emergency methods. I saw that after he pondered for a moment, a pair of triangular eyes blinked a few times, suddenly stood up, slapped his palm with a folding fan, and said to Ling Yuanyuan with a smile: "Oh, cough, cough, if this official remembers correctly, the person who came is Tian Miaomiao, who was mistakenly arrested fifteen years ago, but it's not?" β
Judge Cui may have a little cold, a very nasal voice, and coughs whenever he speaks.
"It's this girl." Ling Yuanyuan pointed at Judge Cui with her finger and said sharply: "Fifteen years ago, you arrested me by mistake, which has caused me great pain. Why does such a parting thing happen to me repeatedly? Is it true that everyone (soul) has been tortured by you three times and twice?! β
"Ahem, ahem, ah, no, no, this time it's a mistake, it's a mistake!" Judge Cui said without self-deprecation.
"Humph! One mistake of yours cost me my life. You guys are just a matter of life! Ling Yuanyuan looked angry.
"Ahem, ahem, no, no. We can also discuss. Judge Cui said and walked down from his seat and came to Ling Yuanyuan's side: "Oh, Tian Miaomiao, ah, no...... Ling Yuanyuan...... Ahem, would you rather be called Tian Miaomiao or Ling Yuanyuan? β
"Tian Miaomiao is my real name, Ling Yuanyuan is the borrowing body of my soul, and I am willing to be called Tian Miaomiao."
Ling Yuanyuan changed her name to Tian Miaomiao from then on.
"Ahem, that's right, Tian Miaomiao, Ling Yuanyuan, who you borrowed from the corpse to resurrect her soul, has a lot of the same name and the same sex. There happened to be a girl who was born at the same time as you in the same year, month, and day as you went to life insurance, so she mistook you for her. It was a mistake on our part. However, fortunately, you are a resurrector and have no relationship with their family. In this way, whatever conditions you propose this time, as long as they are not beyond our capabilities, we will definitely agree. β
Tian Miaomiao heard Judge Cui say this, and thought: Anyway, she is already dead, so she will go to Judge Cui and deal with Black and White Impermanence, and all she can get is the big deal that Lord Yama uses divine power to resurrect himself.
To be honest, Tian Miaomiao didn't want to stay in Ling Yuanyuan's body anymore.
What kind of family is that? In terms of materials, it can be said that he is very rich: living in a high-end villa, driving a high-end car, wearing high-end clothes, and spending money in his hands. But there is a lack of family affection - Ling Yuanyuan's father is outside with a second and third mother...... Mother raised a little white-faced child at home...... The husband and wife are busy with their own work, and no one cares about Ling Yuanyuan, who is still alone at the age of twenty-nine.