Chapter 298: In a Wizard's Way
There were so many people around, there were hundreds of wizards alone, but those who danced with him just now could be ruled out; There are also some who know the details can also be ruled out, and the old wizards know that they don't have that ability; So I looked around, and finally set my eyes on Brother Badou.
Who made his appearance too weird, and just now I saw Li Xiaoman break the old wizard's witchcraft with a wave of his hand, so the fat man couldn't help but slap his face, and there was something wrong with his gloating appearance.
Fortunately, at this time, Mr. Zuma hurriedly came out to the rescue and asked someone to bring up pieces of beef, which immediately attracted people's attention. Only the old wizard of the Zulu tribe was angry and went to the organizer of the conference to touch the bottom of the fat man.
For the natives, barbecue is their favorite delicacy, as it is most convenient to grill their game during the hunt. Therefore, people use knives to cut large and small pieces of beef or beef strips, and roast them themselves, and most of them are half-baked and stuffed into their mouths.
The Mulberry brother who had exchanged gifts with the fat man was the most powerful, and he directly cut the raw beef and started eating, chewing until the corners of his mouth were bloody, and he had a good tooth.
Delicious food and fragrant wine brought the bonfire to a climax again, and the natives began to dance around the bonfire again, this time it was really a joy and free play, and the whole station gathered into a sea of joy. Brother Badou also dragged Li Xiaoman to stumble around together, and they are also the two happiest little fish in this ocean-
In the middle of the night, the commotion was over, and some of the unbridled tribes fell asleep on the grass, next to the bonfire. Lying on the ground. The curtain is on the ground. It's the best way for them.
Take advantage of the chaos. The fat man pulled Li Xiaoman and ran away, and then got into the tent assigned to him by the organizing committee - because there were too many guests and there were not so many rooms in the manor, they all slept in tents.
"They're not going to look for us, are they?" Li Xiaoman was still a little worried, in case someone broke in.
The fat man said twice: "Black Iron Tower and his men are drunk cats, I saw just now, I was trampled by another drunk, this guy was lying on the grass and didn't move-"
As soon as the words fell. I heard two oh oh sounds from outside the tent, and the fat man rushed out, and then stuffed the two silverback gorillas into the tent they shared in the Black Iron Tower next to them.
Back in the tent, back to their private space. In the darkness, the two men looked at each other and smiled. Needless to say, everything is so natural, for two people whose souls have long been blended, the physical fusion is just a matter of course.
"Wow. The small steamed bun has grown into a big steamed bun, and this time I finally got my wish. Uh-huh, taste it-"
"Villain, you thing, you should also make a sleeve like a man-" Li Xiaoman was shy.
In the end, the two became completely one, and nothing could separate them. At that moment, purple light and green light suddenly began to flicker inside the pitch-black tent, and then slowly merged with each other. And Brother Badou and Li Xiaoman felt that part of the other party's power was also fused in their bodies. It seems that this time it is not just a physical union, but also a complete spiritual integration.
"Small, handsome?" Li Xiaoman suddenly slapped the fat man on his body twice, and as a result, the fat man's buttocks snapped, so Li Xiaoman's face turned even redder.
The fat man turned his head to look, and saw that the monkey Xiaoshuai was hanging on the rope of the tent, staring down with a pair of round eyes. Seeing the fat man looking over, the little monkey nodded to the fat monkey king, and then jumped to the ground, found a man to lie down, yawned, and turned around, signaling you to continue mating, and I will sleep for a while. It's a sight like this, and it's seen a lot in monkeys.
But the fat man and Li Xiaoman care, although the light is fading now, and the tent is falling into darkness again, but this kind of private matter is resolutely not allowed to appear a third party, and it is impossible to listen to the root of the window!
The fat man moved his upper body slightly, reached out and pulled the monkey Xiaoshuai, but the little monkey was turned around by him, his body was soft, and he was obviously really asleep. So hehe said twice: "Let's continue, the little monkey is estimated to have been cheapened just now!" ”
Li Xiaoman twisted the fat man's waist and eyes in disgust, and as a result, the fat man began to spoil again, and inside the tent, the spring was boundless.
The next morning, when the people woke up, the Black Tower found himself lying on the grass with a head on his lap, and he sat up and looked at it, and it turned out to be the old wizard of the Santan tribe, and the hara ticked on his lap.
So he got up, found his spear and bow, and walked to the tent. As he walked, he secretly complained: Drinking and making mistakes, I hope that the wizard will not be succeeded by that fat man!
The Black Tower has absolutely no selfish intentions in doing this, because according to the inheritance of their tribe, the wizard must keep his body pure, so that he can perform sophisticated witchcraft, so he will guard against the fat man like a thief.
Finally found the tent that belonged to him, because he was in a hurry, so the soles of his feet slipped and fell to the ground. Thinking that he had drunk too much and his feet were soft, he didn't take two steps when he stood up, but he slipped again. If you look closely, it turns out that the ground is full of banana peels.
When he got up again, he saw two bald gorillas coming out of the tent opposite, and the fat man's shouting came from the tent: "Hurry up and clean up all the rotten bananas you eat!" ”
Then, the zipper of his tent was unzipped, and the wizard came out of it, nodded at him, and went there to wash.
After staring at Li Xiaoman's back for a long time, the Black Iron Tower was relieved: there was no problem with walking, and it seemed that the fat man was not bad.
How did he know that the newcomer who first met Fengyue last night almost didn't sleep all night, but after dawn, Li Xiaoman wanted to go back to his tent, and only then did he find that every step hurt.
"It's okay, I'll treat you." Brother Badou smiled evilly and leaned in to help her slowly reduce her swelling. As a result, Li Xiaoman's side was swollen, but a certain part of the fat man was swollen again, so. Li Xiaoman fled and returned to his tent. It also slid several times. It's dawn. Still doing this, so that people can't be ashamed to die when they bump into it?
So when the Black Tower came back, he thought he was safe, but he didn't know that the pair of infatuated lovers had officially fallen in love together.
Brother Badou also got out of the tent and stretched his waist for a long time, only then did he feel some soreness in his waist. After walking a few steps, the soles of his feet were like stepping on cotton, light and fluttering, it seemed that last night's madness, his body was a little unbearable.
Fortunately, after the purple qi swam in the body for a few laps, all the discomfort disappeared, and the fat man seemed to faintly feel that the purple qi in his body seemed to have changed a little, and there was a slender green qi in it. And he could clearly feel that the smell of the surrounding grass and trees was very strong. It seemed that he could feel the breath of every little grass around him, and their exuberant vitality.
I didn't expect that there would be such a benefit, and each other's efforts would be rewarded-the deep communication that sounded last night, and Brother Badou couldn't help but smile with great satisfaction on his face.
When I washed my face and came back, I found that the monkey Xiaoshuai was still sleeping in the tent, and the fat man pulled it a few times, but the little monkey just didn't wake up. Exploring its body, Brother Badou couldn't help but smile dumbly: he could feel that in Monkey Xiaoshuai's body, there was also a faint flow of purple and green gas, and sure enough, this guy got a lot of money last night.
This little monkey may really want to make trouble in the heavenly palace in the future - the fat man shook his head, and he didn't bother the monkey handsome again.
When Li Xiaoman came back from taking a bath, he communicated with her, and sure enough, there was also an extra purple gas in Li Xiaoman's body. Brother Badou said a few times: "Now it's really you have me, I have you!" ”
As a result, it was naturally the soft flesh on the waist that was twisted a few times-
After breakfast, the fat man still exchanged gifts with the wizard chiefs of the indigenous tribes, and finally, the silver hao of the two orangutans cut them off, and cut the long hair in other places, and after the fat man and almost all the tribes exchanged gifts, the two gorillas also became very refreshed, just like the fat sheep that had just finished shearing their wool. So much so that many people asked, "Is this a gorilla?" ”
In any case, the fat man collected hundreds of strange works of art, and also gained the friendship of most of the tribes. These natives are actually very communicative, and they are far more simple than those who live in the city.
However, there are exceptions to everything, and there are also some tribal wizards who disdain the fat man's gifts, and even throw away the pigtails directly. In particular, the wizards in suits and leather shoes took out a few banknotes from their pockets and stuffed them into the fat man, as if they were asking for food.
Such people are not qualified to participate in the conference at all-the fat man looked at these guys who had lost their original faces, and his heart was also very disgusted, and at the same time there was a little pity: they may be the tribes that have been ruined by modern civilization, right?
After working all day, I didn't go to the bonfire party at night, for the fat man and Li Xiaoman, there is something more attractive to them, is there anything more wonderful than the first taste of male and female love?
It's just that this time there was some interference, and when the two of them were in high spirits, the Black Iron Tower, who felt that things were a little abnormal, actually returned early. Fortunately, the fat man's eyes were better and he found it earlier, so he hurriedly went back to his tent. Sure enough, half a minute later, the Black Tower took the opportunity to bring him a bottle of wine to sit in the fat man's tent. It seems that this big black guy is not a tendon.
How can Brother Badou be in the mood to drink now, he is angry when he looks at the big black face of the Black Tower. But the Black Iron Tower was completely unaware, and talked about the wizard just now who was really powerful, because he drank too much, so he had an argument with another wizard, and the two wizards actually started to fight. After fighting, the wizard took out a bell and shook it, but the other party lay directly on the ground, apparently summoning all the souls.
Although the fat man was not present, he could guess a rough idea, probably because he sprinkled drugs or something when the bell was rattled, and many wizards in their long-term life experience will use plants or other messy things to dispense medicine.
Listening to the fat man's slap on the thigh, the black tower was startled. The fat man knocked on his skull: Pig head, I am now a wizard, of course I have to solve the problem in the way of a wizard. As a qualified wizard, it's not a matter of stunting a few people. After stuning the black tower, he and Li Xiaoman didn't make out as much as they wanted? (To be continued......)