Chapter 30: Nonsense
"Dedication?" Li Tou'er was slightly stunned, and then suddenly woke up.
Oh, yes! This salt ...... I'm afraid I can't even eat it, right? If you dedicate this to yourself, isn't it a high-ranking official? Maybe I'll be able to transfer out of this unlucky forward battalion that might die one day!
He nodded violently and said, "I promise, I will definitely be able to offer it, we don't need to, I will offer!" ”
Tiansin nodded with satisfaction, but waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary, Xiaojian, give him the salt bag." You take it, use half of it, and let your soldiers eat and drink enough, and then you go and make offerings. ”
Li Tou'er asked incomprehensibly, "Is this ...... Why is that? ”
Heavenly Sin smiled: "First, all of your people have eaten it, which proves that this thing is safe." Second, you use half of it and then send it to ...... Doesn't that mean, will you still have it? But first you have to tell Your Majesty that you only have so much, and don't mention me, understand? ”
Li Tou'er's hand shook suddenly, and he almost dropped the salt bag on the ground, and said in astonishment: "You...... Are you asking me to deceive you? This is a great crime of killing the head! ”
Tiansin shrugged his shoulders and said: "This matter is in you, and if you dedicate it, you will soar, and you will receive the attention of His Majesty, so you will not dedicate it...... I'll take the bag back, and you'll have a good meal, but next time you won't have anything like that, but ...... You don't lose anything. ”
Li Tou'er said with a painful expression: "Loss! How not to lose? It's a big loss! ”
He gritted his teeth and walked back and forth for a while, then suddenly stomped his foot and said, "Okay, I'll do as you say, anyway, I'm a veteran ruffian, no father, no mother, no wife, no children, my head has a big scar, what are you afraid of?" ”
"Well," Heavenly Sin approvingly, "Since ancient times, wealth and wealth have been sought in danger, and success or failure has been left alone, and I have tried...... You won't regret it. ”
Li Tou'er was like being beaten with chicken blood, turned around proudly and was about to leave, took two steps, lowered his head and turned back and asked in a low voice, "I...... Did I really go? ”
Heavenly Sin smiled: "Eat first." ”
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At this meal, Li Touer was very full. Although it was almost the best thing he had ever tasted, it was like wax and he couldn't taste it at all, but he still ate it desperately, treating it as the last meal of his life...... Eat as hard as you can.
His stomach was bulging, so he wiped his mouth and changed into the new clothes he bought at the market after the last pay, which he had originally planned to wear when he would marry his daughter-in-law. Striding forward, holding the salt bag tightly, he walked towards the camp of the Chinese army.
The woman in black swayed her gorgeous waist and walked behind Heavenly Sin, leaned down and whispered, "Why did you let him go to the sacrifice?" Can't we go? Since we have this kind of treasure, we should find an opportunity to change a fiefdom and leave this barracks as soon as possible and return to your home. ”
This is indeed a good idea if ...... Heavenly Sin is really the words of the eldest young master of Ji Mansion.
He smiled and said: "Remember, we are now the down-and-out nobles of the Xilai Kingdom, and the reason why we are persecuted by the lord of the Xilai Kingdom is because we don't want to hand over this salt-making craft, and now we are here in the Nanming Kingdom, it is the same, this is our magic weapon to settle down, and we will never show people lightly, and that Li Touer only found it by chance, hehe, this is not what we took the initiative to hand over." ”
The woman in black raised her eyebrows, and she didn't know where she got the courage, stretched out her finger and poked it on the door of Heavenly Sin's head, and then asked in a coquettish voice: "I'm just asking, why do you make so much trouble!" ”
This frightened the other eight people, and they stepped forward one after another, pulling away the woman in black while apologizing.
Heavenly Sin was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said to everyone: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just ...... I like this tune, Eun, it's quite to my liking......"
A few people couldn't laugh or cry for a while, but they were really worried just now, after all, this woman in black ...... It's not a person who is too able to control himself.
The woman in black was given a nickname by people, called 'Black Rakshasa', her real name is Shangguan Siqing, and it is said that her family was rich when she was young, but she fell for some reason, and she had a good talent, and was accepted as a disciple by Lishan's mother, and learned a skill for more than ten years. When Lishan's mother returned to the west, she worked the mainland, worked as a mercenary and a killer, and made a great name in the past few years, and her temper is the same as her name, not good, not bad, some 'radical'.
Black Rakshasa Shangguan Siqing broke free from everyone's pull, walked in front of Heavenly Sin again, bent down, and the tip of his nose was only an inch away from Heavenly Sin's face.
"Don't talk about this uselessness, say it quickly! Why is it so complicated? ”
You don't have to think about it when you lie about it, you just open your mouth.
"Hey......" He sighed first, his eyes drooped, looking at the whiteness of Shangguan Siqing's collar, and then said after half a sound: "Go?" How easy is it to say? You don't want to be the lord of the country is stupid, now there are many warlords in the Southern Ming Dynasty, he can do today's situation, he is already a generation of Ming masters, replaced by a slightly stupid person, don't wait for him to make trouble, my Ji family has already broken his city, destroyed his country, and replaced it. First of all, we have to protect these villagers, as I said, this is the first thing, if we can't do even this simple thing, then this country ...... Hehe, just let the lord of the country do it honestly. Now that we are in a predicament, we can only say that we have fled from the West, but ...... In fact, there are millions of male divisions stationed on the border of Nanming Kingdom, and a small beast may not be able to come in quietly, not to mention more than a dozen people in our line? How can it be so coincidental? Meet the Golden Scaled Guard at the end of this forest? What would you think if you were the ruler of the kingdom? ”
Shangguan Siqing frowned and thought for a while, then said, "I will...... Very skeptical. ”
Tiansin nodded and said: "Suspicion, but not to torture immediately, after all, we may be real refugees, he wants to make a generous and virtuous image to the whole world, so he will not touch us, but will test us, and dividing us into this forward battalion is a means of temptation, to see what we will do, right...... Runaway, still dormant. ”
Shangguan Siqing nodded and said, "Well, so to speak...... We're really in a dilemma. ”
Heavenly Sin said: "So...... We must give the lord a reason, a reason to convince him that we have fled from the West. The first is why we fled, the 'salt'...... That's a good reason, isn't it? ”
Shangguan Siqing nodded again and said, "That's right...... But ......"
Heavenly Sin smiled: "But? But what? Hey, you're so boring. ”
"Boring? How am I bored? ”
"Okay, I like you very much, and I'm going to give you a 'beauty' position in the future, but ...... It's been so many days, why haven't I seen you come to my barracks? ”
"Hmm......"
Shangguan Siqing's face turned red with pain, he looked left and right, and finally stomped his foot, and ran away without saying a word.
Tiansin sniffed the incense vigorously, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "It is said that the children of the rivers and lakes are free and decisive, but now it seems that ...... But it's also the appearance of the youngest daughter's house, hum! But...... Lao Tzu likes it! ”
The other eight people sweated profusely, although they were more or less disgusted by the fact that Tiansin liked women, but it was also thanks to this that the nine of them got the opportunity to enter this 'high-level', and suddenly all eight people were wondering in their hearts, are they ...... Traitor to glory? Isn't this equivalent to selling Shangguan Siqing?!
No, no, people are 'beauties', and they are just 'courtiers', and they still get more, uh-huh...... Thinking about it, everyone was relieved again.
On the other hand, Li Tou'er trembled through the seven military posts, came to the atrium of the camp, and said to the soldiers guarding the guard: "Deputy Captain of the villain forward battalion, there is something important to report to Your Majesty, and I hope to report it." ”
The guard soldier frowned and shouted, "Something important? If it is a military situation, you need to convey the 'Zhengqi General' Lieutenant first, and then report it layer by layer, if it is official business, you also need to convey the 'Position' Lieutenant first, and then pass it upwards, what are you doing now? ”
Li Tou'er wiped his sweat and said, "It's not a military matter, and it's not a business matter." ”
The guard soldier pulled the knife out with a bang, and shouted coldly: "If it is a private matter, you are considered to have trespassed into the forbidden land of the Chinese army, and you should be beheaded on the spot!" ”
"Don't, don't! There's something to say! ”
Li Tou'er hurriedly took out the bag of salt from his arms, raised his hands above his head and said, "It's not a private matter, it's a good thing, a big good thing, I'm here...... I'm here to offer treasures! ”
"Treasures?"
The guard soldier was stunned for a moment, and reached out to take it.
The other guard soldier next to him sneered, knocked off the hand of the previous guard, and said coldly to Li Tou'er: "Someone! Take this off! ”
There was an uproar, and four or five people rushed up all around, and Li Tou'er was tied up with all hands and feet. Li Tou'er was stunned at the time, it stands to reason that these people are not Li Tou'er's opponents at all, but he also has to dare to do it! Doing it in front of the Chinese military camp, isn't that a rebellion?
But if he is tied up, don't be aggrieved. He shouted, "Why? Let go of me, I'm a treasurer, I'm the captain of the forward battalion, you can't do this to me! ”
The cold-faced guard sneered again and said, "You are sharp!" Do you know that since His Majesty ascended the throne, how many big clans have been carrying out the brave thing of assassination every year under the pretext of offering treasures? Now that the Golden Scale Guard was urgently mobilized, he checked everyone's carry-on with him before leaving the camp and asked about his family background. Now that you are in the army, and you have nowhere to go, you suddenly say that there are treasures to offer, what else can you be if you are not here to assassinate?! ”
is reasonable, as soon as Li Tou'er heard it, he himself was a little suspicious that he was scathing.
After struggling violently twice, Li Tou'er shouted with a crying voice: "You guys...... You guys look at the things in the baggage and then say, it's really a treasure, I just got it, I'm always thinking of His Majesty's kindness, I don't dare to claim to be a treasure, so I deliberately ran over to offer the treasure, it's really not sharp, our ancestors are all people of Nanming for eighteen generations! ”
Saying...... Nanming is also more than 100 years old, what ancestors eighteen generations is too exaggerated, but this does not affect the suspicion in the heart of the guard.
'Could it be...... Is there really a treasure in this mountain forest, which he has obtained? ’
Frowning slightly, the cold-faced guard picked up the dirt-stained bag from the ground, and first padded it twice with his hand, it was very light, it should be some kind of powder inside, only a small half of it.
He took out a sweat towel from his bosom, covered his mouth and nose, and then opened the cloth bag, squinted his eyes and looked at it carefully, but did not find any movement, then poured out some of the powder inside, and grinded it carefully in his hand. At first sight, the small white crystals turn blue in the sunlight, which is clean and lovely. All of them turned into powder under the movement, and the fingers felt even more viscous.
The cold-faced guard asked, "This is the treasure you want to offer?" What is it? ”
Li Tou'er hurriedly said: "This is salt, it's salt!" ”
The cold-faced guard's head jumped up suddenly, he was so angry.
"Nonsense! Come on, pull him out and cut him down! ”