930. Got the egg

At the last moment, Qin Shiou remembered Bird's teaching, when you want to slow down, spread your legs to make the skis form an outer figure, the greater the arc, the greater the resistance, so that it is easy to brake.

So, tragedy happened, and Bird guessed what was going to happen, so he couldn't bear to look at it, and crouched down with his head in his hands.

Qin Shiou only remembered Bird's teachings, but forgot the premise of doing this: the speed is not fast. And he's fast enough now, what's the end of opening his legs in a fast slide?

With his legs wide open, Qin Shiou couldn't control the arc, and directly came to a big split, he seemed to hear the sound of his pelvis opening with a 'click', and then exclaimed bitterly: "Oh, God! Oh my balls! ”

The surrounding Carson and Hughes hurriedly went up to help Qin Shiou, where would the Qin officials dare to move? He just came with a one-word horse, a one-word horse of the great man!

When I used to enjoy the boudoir fun with Winnie, Winnie put a horse, and that night Qin Shiou rode the horse and carnival, and almost didn't blow up his waist. It would be his turn to swing the horse, and then he felt his pelvis explode......

Abruptly, Qin Shiou remembered the conversation he had with Winnie yesterday, Winnie said that he couldn't just train strength and speed now, and he had to exercise his body in an all-round way, but Qin Shiou didn't care at that time.

This will make him regret it, if he can be given a choice, then he will sincerely worship Winnie as a teacher to learn Tai Chi, yoga is also good!

A group of people came up, and Chai Dris, who had been played with by Qin Shiou in the wrist wrestling competition, said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I've seen someone practicing big splitting in the snow, it's really enjoyable, Qin, you are really amazing." The expression when splitting is more ecstatic than the average person! ”

Qin Shiou's expression was distorted in pain, but he still insisted on raising his middle finger and shouted at him, "Fake squid." Child, swear to God. Oh, Odom is not there? Something is wrong with my crotch! ”

Odom and Laura are also skiing, the two have seen the world in big cities, unlike the buns in Farewell Town, skiing is a wild fox Zen move, the two skiing is difficult, not on this line, so they came slowly.

Laura waved her hand to disperse the crowd of onlookers, and Qin Shiou instructed the tiger and leopard to bite people. Lalawang didn't listen to the command, but just looked at Qin Daguan with pity on the side: Dad, you are so miserable.

Odom helped Qin Shiou take a look, and then said that the ligament was a little strained, and he would be fine if he went back to rest for a few days.

So for the rest of the time, Qin Shiou could only sit dejectedly and watch everyone talking and laughing skiing, just sitting, the key is that the posture is too embarrassing, he is splitting his legs......

Little Hughes seized the opportunity for revenge, and came up to straighten up and swing his hips jokingly: "Come on." Baby, the legs are bigger, the uncle makes you cool, let you fly to the sky! ”

"Bite him!"

"Woohoo!"

"Fake. I must have a Caucasian dog! Little Hughes turned around and ran, and the tiger and leopard chased after him violently.

His brother Hughes came up helplessly and said, "It's really weird, my brother's IQ is a bit wrong, right?" Before, the family had no money. I haven't taken him to the hospital for a check-up, and he knows what will happen if you provoke you. But that's what it does. ”

"You want to say that he has masochistic tendencies?" Tia came up from behind and joked.

Hughes nodded to Tia. introduced himself and then left, and quietly winked at Qin Shiou before leaving, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Qin Shiou was extremely helpless, how could these men be so stinky? When you see a beautiful woman, don't you think about something else?

Tiya sat opposite Qin Shiou, looked at him pitifully and said, "It's painful, huh?" ”

Qin Shiou sneered: "It's okay." ”

He tried to get his leg up, but he only tried it and gave up on the idea, damn it, it hurt.

"When Winnie was about to give birth, it was much more painful than you are now, in fact, this is very good, Qin, you can experience your wife's hard work more, so that you men can cherish their wives more." Tia teased.

Qin Shiou smiled bitterly, he had always felt that the girl Tiya had a good impression of him, so now that he heard this, he felt that something was wrong.

The two young men with big cotton hats on their heads ran over, and there was a boss's red star on the front of the hat, shining in the sun, naturally it was Keyboard Hou and his good brother Huang Haojia.

Seeing this pair of comic partners, Qin Shiou thought that he could watch jokes, and he hoped that this pair of comics could become bigger jokes.

As a result, the two chose a set of skis and went to the highlands, and directly slid down quickly, a relaxed look, and even the two of them even stopped each other during the skiing, and the skills were very skilled, which surprised the townspeople at least.

Carson looked at the two appreciatively, stopped beside Qin Shiou and said, "Monkey and Huang skills are really good, if it weren't for their arrival, I thought you Chinese skiing skills are like you." ”

Qin Shiou wanted to ask what you mean, but the bearded boss shook the pole and slipped away!

After sliding down, Hou Zixuan and Huang Haojia spotted Qin Shiou, and the two of them ran over in surprise and asked, "Brother, what are you sitting here?" Isn't it cold on the ground? Hurry up, it's easy to get joint rheumatism when you're old. ”

Qin Shiou smiled dryly: "It's nothing, that, you two have good skiing skills." ”

Huang Haojia said proudly: "It's okay, haha, we have a lot of ski resorts over there, and it snowed heavily when I was a child, so I can ski on any dirt slope for a while." But at that time, I was too stupid, and it was easy to slip and pull the balls......"

His words stopped abruptly at this point, and then the two bastards glanced at each other, and with a treacherous look, they glanced over Qin Shiou's open legs and exposed crotch.

"Get out of here, or I'll let the dog bite you, believe it or not?" Qin Shiou laughed.

Hou Zixuan waved his hand and said, "Brother, what do you mean?" Isn't it just slipping and pulling eggs? Can we still laugh at you, brothers? We're so unrighteous - hahahahaha ”

"Hahahahaha Huang Haojia laughed wildly, took out his mobile phone and wanted to take pictures.

Shirley ran over with her big golden braids, looked at the two of them angrily and shouted, "What are you laughing at?" Go away, or I'll shout to the tiger and the leopard to bite you!" ”

"Woohoo!" The two little lalawang roared obediently, but Qin Shiou paid attention to the expressions of the two little guys, his mouth was so open, and his eyes were still narrowed, was this an angry roar or a happy laugh?

Seeing the big Lori, Huang Haojia was defeated first, as if acting, the smile on his face suddenly froze, and then he showed shyness, and said in a low voice: "Hi, Shirley, long time no see." ”

"Get out!"

Huang Haojia touched his nose stupidly, reluctantly left, looking back while walking slowly, while Hou Zixuan walked backwards directly.

What made Qin Shiou angry was that this bastard was walking backwards, and it was smoother than him! (To be continued......)