Chapter 567: Functional* Corpse (Medium)

(Oh my god, after I sent it out yesterday, I found out that even the title was blocked, which was so unexpected to me.) As soon as this keyword is blocked, the meaning I want to express is not clear!

To illustrate here, the title is a functional (jian sound) corpse, the first three words are a word, and the last two words are a word, don't break the wrong sentence. )

............... I'm the dividing line with a pure breath...............

It's no wonder that Yoshi is so happy, these frog-like creatures with pale cyan bodies and large dark blue spots are frog monsters that are more inclined to the blood of turtles, and the blood distance between Yoshi is very far away, and the appearance is also very different, being caught by Ling Mo Zero as a dish, Yoshi doesn't care at all, and even wants to get a piece of the pie.

In the past, it was difficult for Warcraft scientists to give a good name to the creature in front of them, and at the beginning, because it carried a garlic-like shell on its back and a slippery lower body, it was given a scientific name as Garlic Wangba. But soon Warcraft scientists found that this way of naming was too easy for the public to misunderstand, and everyone would think that it was a turtle creature, but in fact it was an amphibian frog creature. Similar misunderstandings still exist in giant pandas, red pandas and other magical beasts, but the way pandas are named is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people to be corrected.

In order not to repeat the mistakes of the past, Warcraft scholars scratched their scalps, and finally someone had an idea:

This guy is a frog race, and his appearance is very wonderful, and he also has the ability of the plant system, and the garlic on his back is actually where it stores natural energy, as he grows older, there is more and more energy on his back, and the garlic shell behind him will gradually expand and stretch his body, which is very similar to the growth process of plants, so he simply called it 'Wonderful Frog Seeds'!

The name quickly spread and became well-known to the public because of its vivid image, fun and catchiness. Although the wonderful frog seed is the appearance of a frog and also has the racial characteristics of the oversized eyes of ordinary frogs, it is also very large in its head, resulting in a more coordinated overall appearance, and it does not have the horror of the frog's eyes bulging out of the sockets, so it can be regarded as one of the only few typical frogs that looks passable. According to the aesthetic standards of human beings, it can at least rank in the top three of all frog tribes, and the only ones whose temperament can stabilize it are the spectacled frog with a pair of black eye sockets and the elder toad who likes to lift the thick leather belt stacked together to his chest.

Miao Frog Seeds have an extremely rare ability to manipulate plants, and many agriculturists very much want to domesticate a batch of Miao Frog Seeds to assist in the production of grain, fruits and other crops, but because the lowest adult individual of Miao Frog Seeds is also a fifth-level magical beast, this plan has not been very smooth.

In fact, this is also a common problem in the mainland's research on Warcraft, before Ling Mo appeared, human beings were completely dependent on magic to eat, and their physical fitness was extremely poor, even if they were world weightlifting champions, they could only lift about two tons of weight, and their ability to resist blows was even worse, even the Fa Sheng was only a little stronger than ordinary people, and if he was close to a high-level Warcraft without a magic shield, he would immediately be killed on the spot. Therefore, there is more than enough human beings to capture and kill Warcraft, but if you want to study Warcraft, you can only rely on dissection or use a large dose of anesthetic.

Low-level Warcraft anesthetics are okay, high-level Warcraft, ordinary anesthetics are not effective at all, and miraculous anesthetics are too precious, generally belonging to strategic materials, it is impossible for ordinary researchers to use them for experiments on a large scale, and ordinary researchers, it is impossible to get close to the body of healthy Warcraft, and if you want to study, you can only see flowers in the fog, so in the area where the transformation of Warcraft benefits people's livelihood, human beings have not made special breakthroughs.

This time, it was cold, so many wonderful frog seeds suddenly appeared on the screen of Ling Mo's live broadcast room, which suddenly made many people feel refreshed, especially the action of them slamming each other, which was like a wild attack on each other as killing their father's enemy, which made most people feel inexplicable, and there was a feeling that common sense was subverted:

According to the "Warcraft Illustrated Book" mainland version, because the ability of the Miao Frog Seed is related to plants, its temperament is also contaminated with the breath of some plants, some are slow, and they are relatively mild and amiable. But what's going on now? The Wonderful Frog Seeds are obviously red-eyed, more berserkers than berserkers, more aggressive than cockfights, what the hell is going on?

Too many people had a burning fire of curiosity in their hearts, they were eager to get Ling Mo's explanation, Ling Mo didn't plan to pay attention to the sailors at this time, but Zero also cast an inquisitive glance at him, and asked a little shyly:

"That...... Dad, if it's another magical beast, I won't ask, but when I was a candidate saint on the Holy See Hill, I had a friend of a nun named Intix, who was particularly fond of all kinds of frog creatures, and she relied on her electric ability, through a slight electric shock, to make the frogs excited to the point of convulsion (high) twitching (tide) means, to win the favor of a wonderful frog seed, and the other party was very undignified by her as a pet.

I had also seen and touched the frog seed and thought it was so cute, but for some reason, it didn't take long for the frog seed to die, and Intix and her friends were very sad, obviously the frog seed ate and drank well, everything was normal, why did it die suddenly?

This is also a little regret in my life, so I still have some habits of wonderful frog seeds. ”

There were some surprises and Zero's good state of mind at this time, and he still had the heart to care about such an insignificant matter, Ling Mo thought about it, and still said:

"You mentioned earlier that your friend of the sister colleague named Intix is an electric controller who uses a light electric shock to excite and comfort the frog seeds, and then seduces them to become her pets. So, does she do this kind of thing quite often?"

"Often, isn't it?" Zero carefully recalled for a moment, after all, some of the memories before her death were not too clear, and then she hesitated:

"Probably...... That's the frequency of once every three to five days, right? Compared with the frequency of three or five times a day in human beings, it's not frequent at all, is it?"

"......" Ling Mo was speechless for a moment, and then said with a smile:

"This is already very frequent! How can you compare ordinary demonic beasts with humans? To a large extent, it is only by relying on the racial talent that there is no estrus period and can estrus at any time that human beings gradually multiply and grow, and gradually occupy the habitable areas of the whole continent!"

"Huh?" Zero asked stupidly, "Is that so?"

"Of course that's the case, don't underestimate this little bit of physiological change, this little seemingly tiny racial talent is actually the foundation for human beings to be able to laugh at the world in the later stage!"

Ling Mo's face was very serious, although he was talking about the seemingly obscene topic of estrus, he didn't mean to joke:

"Many people don't understand why Warcraft has such a thing as a 'estrus period', obviously Warcraft can't even count, but it can accurately estrus in the corresponding month and corresponding days, which is more accurate than the ancient calendar!

Taking the most common goats as an example, the estrus season of goats is generally in autumn, because only in autumn breeding, the child will be born in the spring when the plant recovers, so that the newborn lamb is easier to survive in an environment where water and grass are more abundant.

Some people may feel that the water and grass in autumn are more abundant, and the lambs can eat better if they are born in the autumn, but the autumn is too close to the cold winter, and the newborn lambs only have a month or two of fat sticking, which is not enough at all, not enough for them to withstand the scorching cold winds of winter. Although spring births do not have the most food, there are more than nine months before winter, and the survival rate is naturally higher. ”

Zero said thoughtfully:

"I understand what my dad meant, goats don't want to estrus in autumn, but only autumn, is the 'right' estrus season, all goats who don't obey this law, most of their children are dead, over time, this autumn estrus habit, it is deeply imprinted in the goat's genes, is that so?"

"That's right. The estrus season of most Warcraft is actually limited by the environment in which it is located, in order to better adapt to the environment, in order to let the offspring survive better, and gradually fixed the genetic instinct. ”

Ling Mo summed it up, paused, and then said:

But this genetic instinct, while improving the survival rate of offspring, also limits the adaptability of Warcraft to the environment. Imagine if the goats migrate to other places, where the winter is very long and there is almost no spring, then the lambs that are still produced in the 'spring' will be frozen to death.

In other words, the existence of estrus is a double-edged sword, which is both a guarantee for the monsters to better adapt to the current environment, and a shackle for them to not migrate easily. The ancestors of human beings, relying on the biological instinct of estrus throughout the year and all seasons, can adjust the breeding season according to the specific environment on the migration path, so as to achieve the purpose of better survival of offspring, and then bloom everywhere on the continent. ”

“...... That sounds like a lot of sense. Zero smacked his mouth, sighed for a while, suddenly came back to his senses, and hurriedly asked:

"But what does this have to do with the death of the Frog Seed?"

"Of course, it is very related, the frog race, is also the same as humans, as long as the temperature is not too low, you can estrus at any time of the special race, and because of this, there are frog tribes all over the world, as long as it rains, the environment is humid, you can hear the frogs croaking and courting anytime and anywhere. ”

Ling Mo explained:

"There is a very interesting law in Warcraft, the more low-level Warcraft, the simpler the life form of Warcraft, the greater the price they pay for producing the next generation. Mammalian monsters generally only pay a little bit of female action, but what about other monsters? Take what we have seen and heard along the way, male octopus breeding will be eaten, drones breeding will explode their stomachs, and male spider breeding will be kept fresh by females to eat......

The frog family belongs to the amphibians, and it is not a very advanced life form, when they breed, the males seem to just discharge a large string of sperm into the water, which is no different from some human otaku who get up early in the morning to wash their pants and see their offspring swimming, but in fact they pay a great price, because the sperm they produce will greatly deplete their body tissues, and then hurt their own life source. ”

Zero's expression at this time was already a little embarrassed: "Dad means that my friend of the nun's colleague caused the other party to ...... because he 'loved' that wonderful frog seed too much What is it all about, why is it dead? This death is too aggrieved and wronged, right?"

Ling Mo nodded: "That's right...... But I don't think you need to be sad, I think that the wonderful frog seed is not aggrieved at all, and even if it thinks it has made a lot of money, it is not certain. ”

Zero: "Huh?"

"The simpler the body structure of the monster, the more difficult it is for them to resist the domination of instinct, the reason is because their nerve structure is simple, and the comfortable feeling during breeding is too stimulating for them, making them completely defenseless. ”

Ling Mo pointed to the group of wonderful frog seeds that were fighting with each other, fighting more and more fiercely, and even beginning to see red with bayonets, and said:

"You may not be able to see it, but in fact, one of these wonderful frog seeds fighting on the shore is counted as one, and all of them are males. They usually have a mild temperament, but at this time they attack each other like crazy, just because they are collectively in heat!

These male frog seeds come ashore in advance, and through fighting, they show their strength to the females hiding underwater, so that they can get their favor so that they can vent heartily and get rid of the stronger and stronger hormones in their bodies. As for why the fight was so intense...... Because frogs have dynamic vision, the more intense the moving object, the more it can attract their attention.

Looking at the beautiful and fertile environment around here, it is very likely that these wonderful frog seeds are usually doing well, so I have reason to believe that this kind of estrus fighting is a cyclical and relatively common behavior, and this time we happened to catch up with it...... Wait! Concentrate and look closely! A slight ripple on the surface of the water indicates that the female frog seed has lost her hold, and she is about to jump ashore and choose her favorite groom!"

As soon as Ling Mo's voice fell, sure enough, seven or eight large splashes of water splashed on the surface of the water in a row, and several wonderful frog seeds with obvious and delicate looks and soft body lines jumped up from the bottom of the water and came to the male wonderful frog seeds who were fighting!

At this time, the male has not yet decided the winner of the fight, and the female does not participate, just watching quietly, opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue from time to time, as if cheering for each other, everything is so orderly.

But the good times didn't last long, and as the first male frog seed jumped out of the battle circle and pounced on the female, the scene immediately fell into chaos! The other male frog seeds looked at it, I wiped my brother, you don't pay attention to it! You actually ran away! Then what was the reason for the fight where I was so tired and tired that I almost lost my life? So they all rushed to the females, in order to seize the opportunity, the first jumped extremely fast, the last jumped extremely high, those females did not have time to make any preparations, they were overwhelmed by the overwhelming male wonderful frog seeds!

Dozens, nearly 100 wonderful frog seeds, you press me, I press you, like stacked into a pyramid-shaped mountain of meat! They push each other around desperately, and no one will let anyone, and their limbs are intertwined, making this pyramid more and more tightly and thick. Soon, the struggles of several females who were pressed to the bottom of the pyramid gradually weakened, and the last one, even the internal organs were squeezed out, and the fragments mixed with blood overflowed from the big mouth, and they were not alive!

After another two or three minutes, the male frog finally found that the females had all been crushed to death! It suddenly let out a sad wail, and when it heard this sound, the other males suddenly stopped, and one by one they had expressions on their faces that were "bad things are bad, it's not good", and they were busy parting. But unfortunately, it was too late, and a dozen or so males who had been pressed into patties and the seven females who had been pressed into patties were lying in the middle of the field, completely losing their breath of life and being cold.

The dead males were left uncared for, and were casually rolled up with vines and thrown aside, and the remaining male frog seeds formed a circle, placed the female in the middle, and chirped together, as if singing a lament for the unfortunate death of their kind. Just when Zero felt that these male frog seeds were somewhat conscientious, he saw a miracle that he would never forget:

After singing the lamentation, these male frog seeds, who were eager to kill each other, consciously and orderly divided into seven small groups, and each small group was divided into the corpse of a female wonderful frog seed...... of the lower body. Then, they lined up, one after another lying on the dead female corpse that could not be seen as a frog, with great speed and great force, sensationalizing and squeezing, the first one was finished, the next one was connected, and an extremely disgusting and extremely unethical group corpse meeting was held in the same place!