Chapter 24: A Wonderful 'Misunderstanding'
Tian Sin smiled, stood up, walked down from his seat, paced back and forth in the middle of the venue, and said leisurely: "The soup lies in the boiling, and the boiling lies in the choice of ingredients. There is nothing else on this mountain, but there are many rare beasts, especially a kind of river beast called 'ghost fish', although it looks extremely ugly, but the meat is the best in the world, but it eats like sand, can only boil soup. There is also a small beast called 'Calling the Moon', which is named after the moon that has to be chirping at the moon every night, and it can be regarded as a delicacy, no matter what kind of cooking method can make it extremely delicious, and the people of the village even call its meat 'Immortal Liu'. It means that when the gods smell it, they will stop and have a good meal. But...... For me, the taste was still not enough, so after many selections and attempts, I finally found that after the two treasures of 'Ghost Face Fish and 'Summoning the Moon' collide together, they will undergo a wonderful change and form an unprecedented taste...... I named it 'Dragon's Whisker', which can only be imagined and enjoyed by dragons like me. Hehe, as for boiling, only use the wood core of the southern arbor on the mountain, the flame is controlled in one foot, and the three-foot pot is slowly boiled, adding water once in less than half an hour, boiling for twenty-four hours, and draining a pot of soup out of the clear soup until there is no trace of impurities...... And it became this soup. ”
The nine people were stupid, swallowing saliva while listening, and then thought resentfully in their hearts: "Fuck, it turns out that Lao Tzu is a turtle, an authentic turtle!" ”
You see people, you have to pay attention to eating noodles to death, and you still think that as long as you have meat and wine, you are already very happy, this is ...... The gap is too big, right? This is still in this kind of small village, if it is the real Ji Mansion and the Imperial Palace, what kind of life does it have to be? Fuck it! Now I finally understand why such a master is willing to work under the hands of the emperor and the gate lord with the infamy of selling himself to save glory, damn it, it turns out that they enjoy such a good life, and they don't tell outsiders at all! This is too much!
At this point, the nine of them, including the big man, had an idea in their hearts at the same time, which was different from the previous desire to get the secret treasure of the Ji family in their hands, but ...... Follow this stinky boy! In other words, they are busy all day long, licking blood at the tip of the knife, and they are not pursuing a higher cultivation for a better life? And all of them actually have an easier and easier path to take, with the only drawback...... It's a little bit of what they have to give up about themselves, such as ...... Esteem.
Tiansin himself is also clearly feeling the fire of this gang of 'bandits', his methods are very light, as if a small fire is boiling slowly, neither strong nor weak.
At this time, he waved his hand and said with a smile: "This 'dragon beard' is nothing more than to let you try it, there is a saying that 'guests are as they should', but I always feel that since the guests are here, they must take care of the habits of the guests, hehe, everyone must not be full, right?" ”
Saying that, he stretched out his hands and slapped it twice vigorously, and the village chief outside directly understood, and hurriedly asked the villagers to carry a roasted beast that didn't know what kind of beast to come in, put it in front of the heavenly sin, and took a few plates and a knife to put next to it, and retreated.
Heavenly Sin picked up the knife and slashed twice on the barbecue that was still steaming and dripping with oil, and said, "Barbecue, no matter what the world or what country it is, as long as there are human beings, it must be the first cooking skill mastered by human beings. Barbecue is delicious, hehe, this is a concept that is engraved in our bones, or consciousness, and it is also the inheritance of our ancestors, but it is also a barbecue, but the taste is very different, and even the cutting technique and route will also affect the taste. In order to prevent you guests from enjoying the best food, I will personally copy the knife for you, come and come, come forward one by one. ”
As he spoke, he elegantly used a knife to cut off a piece of crispy skin on the surface of the 'roasted whole beast'. Raised his hand and smiled at the woman in black: "Come on, you come first, the skin and flesh of this barbecue meat are the fattest, and the woman eats it with tender skin and bright eyes." ”
The woman in black nodded dumbly, hurriedly stood up, wiped her hands on the trouser tube twice, and then stepped forward to pick up the plate, while drooling at the transparent golden fat dripping with oil, she dared to guarantee that this was the only time in her life that she had seen fat meat be roasted so 'beautiful'. Raising his eyes and looking at the smiling face of Tiansin, he suddenly had no bottom in his heart, and he actually lowered his head again, showing a kind of 'nervousness', an incredible 'nervousness' and panic.
With this kind of expression, even Heavenly Sin was stunned. But she didn't think much about it, she just put the piece of meat on her plate, grabbed a little white powder from a nearby jar, and sprinkled it evenly on it. Smiled: "Eat with an open appetite, if the hospitality is not good, I will feel very troubled." ”
The woman in black struggled for a while, but nodded her head, but it was more like a bow, and then returned to her seat and ate carefully, but after only one bite, she couldn't control it anymore, and she ate all the meat in three or two bites without eating.
One by one, the Heavenly Sins gave them a sufficient amount of meat, especially for the strong men, who would cut them the flesh that was still bright red near the inside, and the half-raw flesh was the most replenishing body.
Until Dahan stepped forward, he stared blankly at Heavenly Sin, not knowing what was going on in his heart.
Tiansin smiled dumbly and said, "The food is in front, you have the kung fu to observe me, but it's rare, come, give you a big one." ”
A few knives that look pleasing to the eye, a piece of meat weighing at least three catties is cut into beautiful small squares, golden on the outside and red on the inside, looking like a gem.
The big man smiled bitterly, walked back to his seat with the plate, and ate seriously.
In fact...... Heavenly Sin and the nine people on the other side appeared at the same time...... Misunderstand!
Heavenly sin is to make himself the 'most orthodox young master of the Ji family' as much as possible, and in the future, he will take over the world's artifacts and be the emperor's person, so he deceived himself first, and let his words and deeds, gestures, reveal a kind of imperial state, and even he himself doesn't know how he, a guy who has never left the small courtyard, can have this set of things, it seems to be ...... Born to know the same.
And the purpose of his doing this is also extremely simple, that is, to make the other party believe in his identity, so that he will not poison himself, Zhuo Yifan, and the people in this village.
At the beginning, the nine people on the other side were also thinking according to the 'path' of the Heavenly Sin, but gradually, maybe the Heavenly Sin made it too similar, and it depicted a too beautiful prospect, so they ...... The nine people were all slowly thinking about whether to ...... Just when this young master was in trouble, he devoted his net worth and life to him, if he can really become an emperor in the future, he will wait for others...... Isn't that the founding of the country, and you will enjoy wealth forever?!
So...... The misunderstanding came like this, and the nine people thought that the heavenly sin was testing them, so they still put on a 'hero' role, but the momentum was already weak. Heavenly Sin thought that they didn't believe it yet, so they were more showy, and their momentum was getting stronger and stronger. This small village ancestral hall is really like the Jinluan Palace, oozing a suffocating atmosphere.
To say that nine people can really eat, but definitely can't eat Xiaojian, this little guy's belly seems to be a bottomless pit, when there is nothing to eat, she can go without a drop of water for a few days, but if the food is sufficient, she can definitely eat back those starving days. The entire 'roasted beast' was at least more than 300 catties, of which 100 catties went into her belly.
One hundred pounds! What is the concept? Xiaojian weighed only forty or fifty pounds, and after such a while, she ate something equal to two of her own, and she was ...... It's just that the little belly bulges slightly.
And those nine people are still 'strange', thinking that the surroundings of Heavenly Sin should be all 'strange people and strange things', didn't they see that Zhuo Yifan, who was white-clothed and ghost-eyed, was called by him as his subordinates? The appearance of the emperor, it is indeed the appearance of the emperor!
After the meal, everyone looked at each other while drinking tea, and the nine people were restrained, and they were also a little hesitant. He was wondering if he should go one step further now.
In the end, Tiansin gritted his teeth, put down the tea bowl in his hand, and said to Dahan: "Everyone, in fact, our meeting can be regarded as a coincidence, but I am still troubled by a question here, it is said that you are all masters of masters, peerless among powers, what is the reason why you can run to this kind of poor country?" Hehe, could it be that he is also like me, in order to avoid something? ”
Straight to the point, one sentence is poked at the 'root'.
Dahan was suddenly embarrassed. When God Sin asks this, he actually wants them to make up a reason, say a random reason, and then ...... And they all went on their own roads, and they were all happy. However, the Great Han directly thought that this was a request from Heavenly Sin to show their loyalty, and to see if they had any intention of joining the Heavenly Sin camp.
So from the very beginning, Dahan never thought about lying, either say it or don't say it, it's as simple as that.
The nine people were embarrassed at the same time, looking at each other, and finally their eyes were focused on the woman in black, everyone thought that she was the 'close person' of the Heavenly Sin, and this kind of important thing should be said by her. After all, their previous purpose ...... But it is not peaceful, and it will kill the whole village.
The woman in black hated her teeth, but she still sighed and turned to Heavenly Sin and smiled bitterly: "This ...... Shaojun is really a strange vision, just go to a place, it is also a critical place, listen to the older generation, but the body of a king will always encounter many strange things......"
She talked for a long time, just for the sake of the latter words.
"We're here this time...... Don't hide it from Shaojun, in fact, you want to ...... Actually, it's about ......"
She glanced at the crowd again, until Dahan nodded slightly at her, and then continued: "Actually, I was ordered to take this village ...... Clear it out. ”
Heavenly Sin's brows shook a few times, and it was exactly what he thought! He was impulsive, and his face did not show any traces, which worried him. He hurriedly reached out and scratched his eyebrows, trying to hide his excitement. But actually...... The trembling of his eyebrows just now was seen by the nine people, and their reaction was...... This stinky boy is angry! What's the matter?
The woman in black hurriedly said, "Don't blame the young gentleman, we are also under the orders of others...... You see, we don't have ...... I didn't do that......"
Heavenly sin was stunned, and the other party apologized? Why? He couldn't figure it out, but that didn't stop him from pretending to be very good.
"Ahem! No country's calendar will cure the sin of speculation, and since it is only imagination and has not formed a fact, what reason do I have to blame? It's just that...... I don't understand, there is no urban and rural area here, and the folk customs are simple, and there is no profit to be gained, what the hell is this...... Why?! ”
Tiansin stood up suddenly, slapped the table with his small hand, and everyone present, including Zhuo Yifan in the corner, shook his body violently, and the villagers outside the door knelt on the ground one after another, sweating profusely and didn't dare to make a sound.