"Damn big bastard, necrotic, terrible, curse you with sores on the top of your head, pus on the soles of your feet, rotten all over your body and dead through!" Qi Manlin pouted and scolded hatefully.

"My day, my sister is really poisonous!" Lin Mu was so frightened that he quickly avoided her eyes that wanted to kill, the most poisonous woman's heart, we can't afford to provoke it, we can always afford to hide, right?

Today's Qi Manlin basically doesn't dare to go out in tight clothes, because the return rate caused by this is too high, it's called a ridiculously high one!

A few days ago, Qi Manlin wore a low-cut and deep V-neck casual shirt on the street, which is good, I went to the supermarket to buy something, and suddenly found that I was almost like entering a zoo, around her, oh my God, a water of livestock!

I saw that the eyes of dozens of male animals were all staring at her plump and abnormal upper body, and they were also focusing their eyes on her magnificent breasts, which made Qi Manlin crazy in an instant!

Another time was even more exaggerated, she was innocently walking down the street, and a man with eyes walked forward while looking directly at her chest, and finally hit a telephone pole! Hitting a telephone pole is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that this man with nosebleeds in his eyes is still staring at his chest - this animal is still watching!

Mabi, it's really a lustful coward! For the sake of lust, I don't even want my life! This made Qi Manlin completely begin to believe that she had extraordinary influence, because the adverse social consequences caused by her oversized boobs were simply unimaginable!

At this time, Qi Manlin has basically said goodbye to the crowded subway, or taking the bus during rush hour, in such a crowded place, any animal wants to squeeze to his side, and he simply doesn't want his life!

Therefore, in this case, Qi Manlin now either walks or drives, and definitely does not take the bus and subway, because there are too many obscene perverts and livestock on these two means of transportation!

What's even more perverted, it's also very common to put his thief's paws into his pocket in front of her and "masturbate" by himself! Mabi's, the big police flower is a chill when I think about it!

Early the next morning, Lin Mu still accompanied the police flower to run and practice martial arts, and then accompanied a group of beauties to eat and chat! By the way, pull eggs, eat tofu, rub some oil and water or something!

"Brother Lin, there's something I want to ask you for help with!" Xiong Xiaoxiao, the youngest, spoke.

"Hehe, Xiaoxiao is the most well-behaved one, just say anything, as long as you don't go to your house as a guest, you can do anything!" Lin Mu said.

"Hehe, Brother Lin, you have to talk about it, you don't have to be a guest at our house this time, it's good to come to our school once, today our school is going to hold a parent symposium, I called my brother, he has something to do, so let me find you." Xiong Xiaoxiao grinned.

"Parent Symposium? What do you mean? Lin Mu asked in wonder, this kind of thing has to be asked clearly, don't be played like a monkey by this ghostly girl at that time!

"It's nothing, it's like having a parent-teacher conference, Brother Lin, anyway, you promised me, you have to go!" Xiong Xiaoxiao was afraid that Lin Mu would regret it, so he said quickly.

Lin Mu nodded and said, "Well, it's no problem to go for a trip, but my brother is a little worried!" ”

"Huh? What to worry about? Xiong Xiaoxiao wondered.

"Brother is so handsome and handsome, Yushu is in the wind, I'm afraid that your teacher will mistake me for your boyfriend, this is a parent forum, and my boyfriend can't go!" Lin Mu said extremely narcissistically.

As soon as Lin Mu said this, several beauties around him also looked at Lin Mu with strange eyes, and saw the stinky and narcissistic one, but I had never seen one who loved the stinky beauty and narcissism so much!

"Hehe, what are the girls looking at my brother doing? Could it be that my brother suddenly became handsome again today? ”

Several beauties shook their heads, and then sighed in unison!

“……”

"Uh, what does that mean?"

"Stinky beauty!" Zhou Xun said, swinging his jade head as he spoke, pointing to Daqi Manlin's side, and motioning for her to continue,

"Narcissism!" Qi Manlin immediately picked up the stubble, and then swung her head, pointing at Xia Yuyi like a baton.

But the two derogatory terms were finished by the two beauties, Xia Yuyi didn't find a suitable derogatory word for a while, and she was in a hurry, and blurted out a more derogatory word, "You, brute......"

Lin Mu instantly had a black line, but unexpectedly, the beauties laughed, "Haha, actually, in our minds, you are just a stinky, beautiful and narcissistic beast, originally we didn't want to sue you for ......"

Lin Mu just wanted to find a crack in the ground at this time!

Xiong Xiaoxiao hurriedly came out to help Lin Mu play the round, "Okay, okay, in fact, Brother Lin is a good person!" It's just that no one is perfect, everyone has a little flaw or something, but Brother Lin can still score 70 points in my heart!"

"What? It's only 70 points! Lin Mu is a black line again, "I didn't expect my brother to be such a talent, handsome and upright, Yushu in the wind, and graceful ......"

"Vomit ......" several beauties vomited one after another, "Please, Brother Lin, please don't be stinky and beautiful, you have dropped to 60 points in my mind!" Zhou Xun said.

"I've dropped to 50 points!" The big police flower echoed.

"What about you?" Lin Mu hurriedly grabbed a life-saving straw and asked Xia Yuyi, "Will it rise to 80 points?" ”

"No, 40!" Xia Yuyi didn't give him any face.

The girl laughed again, and Lin Mu's face turned from red to black again, and from black to green again!

If this continues, Lin Mu is afraid that he will vomit blood and die! The petite and clever Xiong Xiaoxiao hurriedly stepped forward to play a round game, "Brother Lin, I've risen a little here!" ”

"Hehe, it's still Xiaoxiao's character! It's a few dozens! ”

"It's said to be a little higher! 70。 001！ ”

Lin Mu fainted again! Xiong Xiaoxiao was unforgiving, and stepped forward to pretend to support Lin Mu, who was pretending to be dizzy, "Brother Lin, don't think about repaying the debt, anyway, you have already promised me, if you repent, I don't care when the sisters bully you again, and I still help bully you!" ”

"Uh...... This girl! Lin Mu was helpless, in the whole family, Xiaoxiao still stood on the united front with him from time to time, and sometimes said a few good words, if this girl turned against again, then he would not have the slightest status at home in the future!

"Say yes or not? I'm telling you a secret! Our homeroom teacher is a beautiful woman! Xiong Xiaoxiao grinned, seemed to know Lin Mu's virtue very well, and threw a big bait at him.

Lin Mu's eyes lit up after hearing this, "Hehe, yes, of course I agreed, by the way, I didn't go because there was any beautiful teacher, I went completely because of Xiaoxiao!" ”

As soon as Lin Mu's hypocritical words came out, he was immediately met with the white eyes of several other beauties again and his contempt!