Chapter Ninety-Six: Thunder

1. Random sampling

After the chairman left, President Qian had to do two things well. The first thing is to build a stone archway, and the second thing is to collect couplets from the whole country and the whole world. As the saying goes: if the mountain is not high, there is a fairy, and if the water is not deep, there is a dragon. The three museums established by Baishi Mountain are located in the deep mountains and are not nameless.

Principal Qian thought to himself that the chairman wanted to use the famous dragon of Ma Yunguan to make the third hall of Baishi Mountain famous all over the world, and he was indeed a step ahead. I have to build a big donation box in front of the stone archway, ready to raise money for the poor people in the world.

This first thing is easy to do, Principal Qian only needs to recruit a construction team to come to the construction. But the latter thing is not so simple. As soon as the three words of Ma Yunguan appeared on the Internet, it could alarm the world. Sure enough, after Principal Qian posted the matter of Ma Yunguan's collection of couplets on the Internet, it didn't take long for it to spread on the Internet.

It didn't take long for the construction of Ma Yun's pavilion to reach Ma Yun's ears. Ma Yun himself is strongly opposed to the cult of personality, after he heard the news, he posted on the Internet to refute the rumors: There is absolutely no such thing, it is people with ulterior motives who have nothing to stir up trouble, and I myself am absolutely against building a Ma Yun Museum.

This is how things are in the world, Ma Yun refutes the rumors of Ma Yunguan, he doesn't refute it. On the contrary, he stirred up more and more rumors in the world, and the rumors made Baishishan more famous.

The fame of Mt. Shiraishi has increased, and the number of people who come for sightseeing has increased. What made Principal Qian even more nervous was that after he sent out a post on the Internet to solicit couplets, after being seen by billions of netizens, they each wrote out the couplet and sent it to the computer mailbox of Principal Qian's office, which was full every day and the computer often crashed.

Principal Qian's computer often crashed, and the text messages sent to Principal Qian from outside also rang non-stop. Principal Qian posted on the Internet and sighed: "There are so many talented people in the world, how to choose a good couplet?" When the chairman left, he said let me choose a good couplet, but the couplets are piled up, who knows which one is good and which one is bad?

The matter of choosing the couplet really stumped Principal Qian, and the headmaster had to find his three stinkers to discuss countermeasures. The three stinkers were invited to Principal Qian's principal's office, and Principal Qian arranged for the three of them to sit down on the sofa. He stood and said to the three men, "I have called you here today to choose a couplet." When the chairman left, he said, let's post on the Internet to solicit couplets, who knows that I posted the post on the Internet, only a few days, billions of netizens enthusiastically wrote couplets to participate in the competition for the best couplet, which can be said to be unprecedented. ”

Without saying anything about this, he looked up at the faces of the three people. Wu Likong said happily: "Enthusiasm and bravery, that is a good thing, it is better than no one participating in the cool field." ”

Principal Qian said with some melancholy: "Good thing? There are too many couplets, which makes it difficult for me to do it? In the past few days, the couplet text messages I have received on my mobile phone are really loud and sound, and I am dizzy. There are so many couplets, which one should I choose? You guys think of a way for me. ”

Wang Youcai said calmly: "This is easy to do! Why bother you so much." When Principal Qian heard this, he said, "What tricks do you have to tell you?" ”

Wang Youcai said: "With so many couplets, it is difficult to distinguish the high and low levels, so it is better for us to reach out and touch a pair in the couplet pile." ”

When the chairman left, he repeatedly told him to choose a pair of couplets with the highest level and the best writing on the Internet and post them on the door frame of the third hall. ”

When the three stinkers heard this, they felt that it would take to choose a good couplet in the couplet pile? It would take too much money, so it was better to stretch out his hand and touch a pair in the couplet pile as Wang Youcai said, saving time and effort. Thinking like this, the three of them stood up, walked outside the sofa, gathered around Principal Qian, and began to fool the old principal.

Wen Jinyong said: "Why are you so dead-eyed, the chairman is not standing by your side, he doesn't know how you chose the couplet." You just have to take a chance to come out, and when you report to him, you just say that the selected couplets of the three pavilions are one of the best couplets in hundreds of millions of couplets. ”

Principal Qian stood there and thought about it, and the three of them thought about how to save trouble and what to do, so why should I bother to suffer myself, it is better to push the boat down the river, and if I can't do it according to what they say. Wang Youcai stood there and said proudly: "Principal, this is called random sampling, you just turn on your office computer and we will reach out and draw four couplets in the couplet pile!"

The headmaster shook his head and walked a little reluctantly, and he sighed and said, "Do what you say, you are not the best of the best." Although Principal Qian was not happy, he probably didn't want to bother more.

Several people followed Principal Qian to the computer at the desk, Principal Qian sat in the boss's chair, three people surrounded him, and the principal reached out to open the computer unhurriedly.