Chapter Seventy-Nine: Ghost Marrying Relatives and Ghost Marrying Girls
"But...... But where do I go? He didn't stay any longer, but quickly disappeared into the black fog, how the hell should I go? Or...... I'd better stay where I am and wait for my grandfather to come to the rescue.
"Hey, boy, I just remembered, you have very special eyes, I seem to have seen this kind of look on a dying woman who was rushed by a weasel more than ten years ago, you will be her descendant, right?" The blue-robed Taoist suddenly came back and slapped me on the shoulder, this is impossible, he disappeared from front of me, how could he come back now and still appear behind me? Am I moving or is the ground moving?
"Hey, what about you! Why don't you answer? Or what I said is not a word and is being ignored by you! He slapped me again, but I looked at the blue robe on the ground, and I was sure he was back, crouching behind me at the moment.
"That'...... It was my grandmother...... "I took a deep breath and tried to overcome my nervousness, but I still couldn't hold back my mouth, and I was afraid, I have seen so many ghosts of all kinds, why am I so afraid of this kind of erratic ghost that I can't figure out where he will appear in the next moment?" Is it because I don't have enough experience?
"It's really a pus, it's not as good as me when I was young! No...... Didn't I say I had a relationship with you, see? Run east! Although the village is on the west side of the mountain, but if you go to the west now, you will be sent to death...... "Wanting to cover Mizhang, this is a typical desire to cover Mizhang, the last thing he wants to happen, since this is the case, there is only one possibility, he is my fourth grandfather, the fourth son who disappeared on the mountain and couldn't find the body."
"Fourth grandfather. I see everywhere is a black fog, that's the west? "I made sure I couldn't really find the east side after I looked around carefully.
"Who is your fourth grandfather, you have to call me Bury Xiajun." He patted me on the head and corrected me, "What? Fourth grandfather, are you selling shrimp? I know all the common sense that shrimp are going to fish in the river, although I'm hungry right now. If the fourth grandfather could give me a few stewed in oil, I would have eaten them once at the banquet. "Hearing the fourth grandfather tell me so frankly about my profession, my fear disappeared a lot, and now it's okay, not only can I be saved, but I can also eat dinner.
"What sells shrimp! This is the buried Xia Mountain, my master sits on the throne, I naturally have to take on his mantle to benefit the mountain! The fourth grandfather slapped me on the head heavily, and my tears fell from the pain.
"If the shrimp are not sold, they have to be buried. Can I dig it out, wash it, and eat it? "Under the combined attack of fear and nervousness, I have been scared and have been tensing a string all the time, and now I am suddenly sure that I have met the fourth grandfather. That string finally relaxed, and now it is naturally dizzy from hunger, and I didn't hear that it was Burying Xia Mountain at all.
"Eat what you eat! Run for your life! Today, at least two powerful people in the ghost world will marry on the day of the Great Yin! The bride is gone! It's best to be able to grab the ghost, in case they can't grab the ghost. Don't rob you who is lost in the mountains! "The fourth grandfather's attitude towards me is still very strict.
"But it's all black fog all around, and what is the east side?" I don't care where my shrimp are.
"Why can't I see the black fog. Instead, there is light all around? Stop quibbling and run forward! Come on! The fourth grandfather said and helped me up and pushed me out.
When I stand firm and then turn around, there is no fourth grandfather behind me, and some of them are flying white paper blowing towards me, should I not just run into the road to welcome relatives, right? Since they're coming in the west direction, I can't just run in the opposite direction, yes, run with them, run forward, but I haven't run yet. The yellow paper in the sky began to fly in the direction where the white paper was coming from, and it was good to bump into each other. There are really two teams to greet each other, I will take care of myself according to the north down the south, the left west, the right east to set the direction for myself, I began to run south, since the surrounding black fog is the only thing that can be clearly seen is the flying paper, then run to the direction of no paper.
This time I was wrong again, you never know how fast the ghost is, before I could take a step, the white and yellow paper flying around me had already converged, I was surrounded by two groups of marrying teams and isolated in the middle, but they didn't speak, and the leading ghosts stood on my left and right sides and looked at each other across me, as if they were waiting for each other to get out of the way.
And the greeting team behind them is also beating gongs and drums, very lively, but there is no sound, I thought it was my ears broken, but then after escaping from here, I asked my grandfather to know, ghosts do not need sound, they are the opposite of people, people are the more noisy, the happier they are, and the quieter they are, the happier they are, although they will also be like people, there are gongs and drums, suona dancing, dancing, and carrying sedan chairs, but they are all carried out in silence, if I can understand at that time to yell loudly and then run away, I can go back early.
That was for later, but now the problem I was facing was to get out, and they seemed to be looking for an opportunity to drag them into the coffins behind them that were being carried by the crowd while they were not paying attention by the arm.
Sure enough, my guess came true, they grabbed my arm almost at the same time, I was pulled by them left and right for a while, but the ghost behind them was not so polite, and they had already put down the coffin in silence and started fighting, the fight without sound was like watching a pantomime, but it seemed that the fight was very intense.
Just when the two sides were not up and down, the red paper flying in the direction of what I thought was the south was floating across from me! I thought it was me dazzled, the ghost with red only means that he is a ghost, I wanted to take advantage of both sides at the same time to release the red paper when I looked at the red paper to run away, but the north also seemed to float a burst of white paper money, but when I saw that the south side was floating red paper, it had disappeared without a trace before I could dedicate myself.
Unlike the thick and strong men who are the leaders on the east and west, the one who came from the south was a weak scholar dressed in red letters, and behind him was not a coffin with white colors but a sedan chair with red colors, and the welcoming teams on the east and west sides did not add up to the size of the welcoming team in the south, and it seemed that the three teams were going to fight in order to rob me.
But I waited for a while, the team on the south side bowed respectfully to the ghosts on both sides of the east and west, and then saluted from the back of the sedan chair, and then lifted a big red card from behind the sedan chair, with the word 'marry' written on it in white.
As soon as this word came out, the teams on the east and west sides did not even carry the coffin and fled in fright; Just now, in order to rob me, there is no one left, and in the black fog circle of Nuoda, only my lonely pestle is left in the middle, looking at the remaining coffins on both sides of the east and west, and the team led by the weak scholar in the south.
It must be a water product (to be continued......)