Chapter 348: Eat Your Wife's Back to the Pot Meat

82_82889 "Wait! ”

Luo Yang called out to the three people who were about to get into the car, his eyes were always fixed on the black stone, and he walked over step by step.

The stall owner was sitting on the ground, napping with his back against the lamp pole, and when he heard footsteps approaching, he quickly opened his eyes.

"Yo, good afternoon, a few guests, look at the stones?"

As soon as the stall owner saw a guest coming to the door, he hurriedly got up to greet him, patted the ash on his buttocks with his palm, and said: "Although the stones I have here are all small things, they are definitely old pit materials, cheap and good, you come to me to buy stones, then you are definitely coming to the right place!" ”

Liu Fugui, Li Fang and Wu Lao, who were following behind Luo Yang, all laughed involuntarily when they heard the stall owner's words!

It's not because the stall owner boasts that his stones are 'old pit materials', but his adjectives for soliciting business, which is really funny, we all know that jade stones, whether they are seed materials or mountain materials commonly known as 'mountain flowing water', are all expensive, and those who play 'gambling stones' are either rich or expensive, which is a veritable rich man's game!

However, this stall owner actually described his 'jade rough' as 'cheap and good', just like selling cheap sweaters and introducing himself as a 'whole cashmere hand-knitted wool sweater' for 38 yuan!

Wu Qingfeng, who has always been old and serious, couldn't help but laugh out loud at this moment - he has been in the 'jade world' for so many years, and it is the first time he has heard someone use 'cheap and good' to introduce his stone!

"Don't brag, these broken stones of yours, even if they are given to me for nothing, I will be too heavy, and if I don't get it, I will have to scratch my car! Throw it in the garden, the rockery is too small and ugly, and the ground is not as smooth as the pebbles, you broken stones......"

Liu Fugui shook his head vigorously, as if these stones were not even as good as garbage, and then asked suspiciously, "Brother Luo, what are we doing here?" You don't want to buy these stones, do you? ”

Luo Yang didn't seem to hear the conversation between the two sides at all, and his gaze always stayed on the palm-sized black stone.

On the surface, the stone is in terms of shape, stone texture and shell...... It doesn't have any skin at all! It's an ordinary, black, triangular stone!

To put it mildly, this is a stone that has been soaked in a pit and corroded by feces and urine!

However, in Luo Yang's eyes, this is not the case at all!

His 'perspective eye' has been completely opened, and it stands to reason that the texture structure inside the stone, the material of the stone, etc., should be through his eyes and fully fed back into his sea of consciousness, but ......

Luo Yang couldn't see through the internal structure of this stone at all, below the surface of this stone, there was a fist-sized energy body light cluster, and it seemed like chaos, in short, inside this black stone, there was definitely another mystery!

At the first glance of this stone, I don't know why, Luo Yang has been deeply attracted to it!

When Luo Yang Dantian opened the hole of knowledge of the sea and observed it with the 'Perspective Eye', he saw the 'Energy Light Cluster' in the stone at first sight, and there were dense words on the light cluster!

Just as Luo Yang wanted to take a closer look at the content of these words, the energy light cluster seemed to sense that someone was peeping, and after a flash of strong light, these dense 'fly-headed small characters' disappeared without a trace!

- Luo Yang had a feeling that these small characters had not really disappeared, but that he knew that someone was observing them, so he hid...... It's like a naughty boy playing hide and seek with the adults!

"yes, I want to see it!" Luo Yang said to Liu Fugui: "The stones here are quite chic!" ”

"Don't ...... Chic?! Liu Fugui frowned, he really couldn't see what was chic about these 'broken stones'?

The stall owner said with a twinkle in his eyes: "This little brother has good eyesight, and the stones I have here are all ......."

"Shut up! Do you think we are all 'sheep', and you still want to kill our 'pigs'?! ”

Liu Fugui said directly in 'black words'.

As soon as the stall owner heard Liu Fugui's words, he knew that these people were not the kind of foolish tourists who didn't know anything, but people in the 'gambling stone circle'!

"Anyway...... My stones are all good! The stall owner said stiffly.

"Boss, what's the price of this piece?"

Luo Yang didn't even look at the palm-sized black stone, and casually picked up a stone next to him and asked.

"That piece...... That's three thousand! The stall owner said with a stiff neck.

"What?! Just this broken stone, it costs 3,000! Why don't you grab it! Liu Fugui said angrily.

"This stone is the material of 'Black Ushapi', and three thousand is still a discounted price!" The stall owner said.

"Black Ushapi? You treat us like 'black crows***'! Liu Fugui glared at the stall owner and said viciously.

"Okay, three thousand is three thousand, I bought it!" Luo Yang said briskly.

"Haha, good! Or this little brother has a vision and knows the goods! The stall owner's face instantly bloomed with joy!

"Brother Luo, you ......"

Liu Fugui was just about to remind, but Luo Yang waved his hand and signaled him not to speak.

"What about this one?" Luo Yang pointed to a yellow stone and said.

"Uh...... This piece is 'Yellow Salt Shapi', three thousand eight! The stall owner said.

"Okay, I want it! What about this piece? ”

"This piece is a little skin, eight thousand!"

"Where's this one?"

"This is the 'old elephant skin', six thousand two"

“……”

"This piece is 'desanding' five thousand five!"

"This piece is 'Denai Kapi' material, a bit expensive, nine thousand eight!"

Luo Yang nodded and said, "Okay, I want these stones!" ”

"Hahaha, good! Do you pay cash or credit card? The stall owner was laughing from ear to ear.

"You can still swipe your card here?" Luo Yang looked at the stall owner from top to bottom and said suspiciously.

The stall owner pouted, took out a pos machine from a broken sack behind him, and threw it in front of Luo Yang at will, looking like a bull fork!

Luo Yang pretended to take out a bank card from his wallet, and then pretended to be very casual and said, "Oh...... By the way, I bought so many stones from you, do you have to give me a discount and give me something? ”

"What do you want me to deliver?" The stall owner asked rhetorically.

"Uh...... This black, dirty stone, or give it to me! It's just right to go back and pad the legs! Luo Yang said.

I thought that the stall owner would readily agree, but he shook his head vigorously and said, "No!" This piece will not work! Except for this one, you can pick the rest! ”

"And what if I have to do it?" Luo Yang said.

The stall owner said with a smile: "I can see that you have gone around in a big circle, in fact, it is for this black stone, right?" You're trying to play a trick of 'buying and returning pearls'! ”

Luo Yang was stunned, but he didn't expect his little trick to be seen through by the other party, so he smiled and said, "Okay, how much is this stone, you can make a price!" ”

A fox's cunning flashed in the stall owner's eyes, and he slowly stretched out a finger......

"Ten thousand? You're crazy about money, aren't you? Liu Fugui said viciously.

The stall owner smiled and said nothing, just shook his head vigorously!

"You...... You're not going to ask for 100,000, are you? Liu Fugui looked at the stall owner in surprise, just like looking at a Martian!

The stall owner put away his fingers and said, "One million, not a dime, not a penny is missing, and it will not be sold!" ”

"Damn! You're sick in the head! Liu Fugui was amused by him: "You are more Nima black than when I was in the 'Miscellaneous Stone Market'!" ”

The stall owner said: "My piece is an old pit goods, more than 90% of it is the best 'glass species' full of green, I ......"

"Hahaha, are you the seed material of the old pit glass plant? Zhen Nima makes people laugh out of their big teeth! ”

Liu Fugui laughed, pointed at Wu Qingfeng, and asked the stall owner, "Do you know who he is?" ”

"Well, the old gentleman...... It's a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere, it's just ...... I just can't remember it for a while! The stall owner said nonsense.

"Hurry up and pull a few downs!" Liu Fugui was anxious for a while, and directly soared to the Northeast hometown: "You don't even know Wu Qingfeng and Wu Lao, you still dare to set up a stall here to sell stones?!" ”

"What? You...... Are you ...... Is it Wu Lao?! The stall owner fell to the ground.

- Wu Lao's name in the gambling stone world, it is definitely 'Taishan Beidou' level, even if I haven't seen him, but as long as he is mixed in this circle, there is no one who doesn't know 'Wu Lao' Wu Qingfeng!

"This boss, the quality of your stones is indeed not worth the price you have, as for this black stone...... According to Wu's judgment, this is not an 'old pit material' at all, and it is not even a jadeite rough stone at all, it is just an ordinary mountain stone, which Wu will never be mistaken! So, your offer of 'one million' is pure nonsense! Wu Qingfeng asserted.

The stall owner's face changed and changed, because 'Wu Lao''s status in the gambling stone world would never be wrong, let alone lie to him!

"Since my brother likes it, so be it...... If I give you fifty yuan, I will treat it as my wrong and good deed, and I have helped the poor, how about it, do you sell it or not? Liu Fugui said.

The stall owner's face was red and white for a while, he glanced at Luo Yang, seemed to remember something, gritted his teeth and said: "No, I said that one million is one million, even if it is nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan...... That won't work either! ”

"Neurotic!" Liu Fugui scolded directly: "Let's go, don't chew your tongue with a madman!" ”

"Wait!"

Luo Yang glanced at the stone, then at the stall owner, turned his head and said to Li Fang: "I don't have so much money on me, you lend me a million first!" ”

"Huh?! You don't really want to buy it, do you? Liu Fugui said in a lost voice.

Although Wu Lao didn't say anything, his face was also full of puzzlement.

"What is there to borrow or not, it's too outward!"

Li Fang didn't hesitate at all, threw a golden bank card to the stall owner, and said indifferently: "Swipe it!" ”

The stall owner looked at the gold card on the ground in a daze, picked it up with trembling hands, and went to take the POS machine with the other hand, his hands trembled as if he was suffering from 'Parkinson's disease', and it took four times to brush it successfully.

Li Fang entered the password, and the stall owner saw the string of numbers displayed successfully in the transaction, and pinched his 'middle man' vigorously to prevent himself from fainting!

……

Rolls-Royce left the parking lot under the escort of several Mercedes-Benz, and the stall owner looked at the distant convoy and pinched his thigh fiercely, so painful that he grinned his teeth, but he laughed in pain, which was extremely funny!

At this moment, a sloppy Taoist priest suddenly appeared behind him!

"Master Dao, you are really an old immortal! You...... You are my reborn parents! ”

Seeing this sloppy old man, the stall owner fell to his knees and kowtowed.

It turned out that this black stone was not his at all, but half an hour ago, this dirty and sloppy Taoist sent it, and said that this stone was worth a million, and that a young man would buy this stone, and then all the money would belong to him!

The stall owner didn't take it seriously at all, and threw the broken stone into the pile of stones at random...... But what he didn't expect was that there was really a young man who fell in love with this stone and really spent a million to buy it!

"Haha! If he hadn't spent a million on this stone, I would have been completely disappointed! It's going to take half of my strength......" the scruffy Taoist muttered.

"The money is yours, but ...... You're going to have to invite me to a drink and dinner!" The sloppy Taoist said with a grin.

"No problem, what does the old fairy want to eat? The best hotels in the city, you can choose! The stall owner said cheerfully.

"I ...... I just want to eat back to the pot! The sloppy Taoist said.

The stall owner was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Oh, then you really found the right person!" It's different to go to the hotel, go directly to my house, my daughter-in-law is from Sichuan, and the meat he makes is a must! ”

"Really?" Sloppy.