084 Returning Yang

"It's just that the Bodhisattva really becomes the Bodhisattva of my underworld." Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Old Fan, this is a strategy. ”

"Bullshit...... Bullshit scheming...... "Black Impermanence didn't overdo it arrogantly, and gave Bai Impermanence a cold face.

"Alright, alright, let's not mention this...... The people who are in the way are gone, so let's go to the judges. Bai Wuchang said with a smile.

People who get in the way...... Brother, the person you said was in the way is gone, but he hasn't gone far. Isn't it embarrassing for the other party to say that people are in the way so clearly?

Li Shimin looked at the black and white impermanence and Ai Yue Fairy with the usual complexion, and wondered if his face was too thin, which is why his life was so unsmooth. He also has a reason to think so, look at Cheng Yanjin, the winner in life, isn't he just a splashy look, but as a result, life can't be more complete. Maybe he and I should make my face stronger, even if it's for the sake of life...... Well, it was so happily decided......

"Emperor, what are you thinking? We've arrived. Ai Yue wondered.

When Li Shimin came back to his senses, he saw that the four of them were already standing in front of the mansion of a wealthy family that looked a little gloomy.

Obviously, he was still in front of the Nai He Bridge just now, why did he just take so many steps and change the environment? This is the method of the immortal family, right? Sure enough, it's amazing!

"It's just a small spell to shrink the ground into inches, just to save time." Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "This is the judge's home, and at this time, the judge usually works from home...... I'll knock on the door, Ai Yue Fairy and the emperor wait a minute. As he spoke, Bai Wuchang politely knocked on the door.

The gate opened slowly with a 'creak', and a thin palm stretched out from the gate, and a gloomy voice sounded at the same time: "Hades wants you to die for the third watch, and you will not stay until the fifth watch...... A few distinguished guests, what are you talking about? ”

"Beat the guard, you scared people again......" Bai Wuchang puffed up his bun face helplessly and said, "It's usually just that, you know that there are distinguished guests, but it turns out to be a bad taste...... You see, you have put Ai Yue... Hehe, they all frightened the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. "What's going on with Fairy Ai Yue's happy face? Did she find it interesting?

Li Shimin, who was frightened, felt a little embarrassed, he snorted and took the initiative to speak: "I didn't expect that the watchman in the mythical story is from the underworld, which is too surprising." He wasn't frightened, he was just surprised, hehe.

"It's just an old man's hobby, and his main job is to be a housekeeper for the judge...... Fairy Aiyue is as beautiful and lovely as the legend, and when she reaches adulthood, she will definitely be able to surpass Princess Longji and become the first beauty in the Three Realms. ”

Ai Yue nodded reservedly, thought for a while, and said, "Thank you, but I don't want to be the first beauty in the Three Realms, I want to be the first strongman in the Three Realms." ”

"Ai Yue Fairy is really ambitious, maybe it's really possible...... The judge calculated that you would come early in the morning, but today he closed his door and did not take care of official business, so he waited for you to come. Come in with me, the judge has been waiting for you for a long time. The watchman smiled miserably and said enthusiastically.

Li Shimin shuddered, saying that he really couldn't accept the enthusiasm of beating people, isn't this too terrifying? He felt that this time he was still yang, and he might not be frightened by ordinary ghosts in the future, and this could be regarded as a practice of courage.

The four of them followed the watchman to the main room, where a handsome man was waiting at the door of the main room......

That man is indeed a real beautiful man, the real handsome is difficult to describe with pen and ink, even the black and white impermanence that he is used to seeing is amazed by the man's smiling appearance......

"This person makes all men in the world jealous, and any woman must be fascinated by looking like this, right?" Li Shimin touched his mustache and exclaimed, "How nice would it be if I looked like this?" ”

"Judge, why are you kindly waiting at the door today?" Bai Wuchang said hello affectionately.

The beautiful man bowed his head slightly and said with a smile: "I know that there is a distinguished guest who comes to the door today, so I am waiting here...... I have already seen Li Shimin's yang life, and there are still decades left, you can just send him back to Yang. ”

"Today is positive, doesn't the judge always say that he is busy with business or something?" Bai Wuchang squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "I know, it's because of Ai Yue Fairy, right?" ”

"Brother Xie is really smart, although I am a judge, but after work, I still can't give up my clan, so if I can see the prophesied Ai Yue Fairy, I must greet it in person." The judge smiled and said, "I'm relieved to see me today, so I'll take the document and let you take the emperor to Huanyang, it's noisy outside, and if you go back late, I'm afraid you will have to change the dynasty." ”

"What's going on? Could it be that the body of the immortal has ...... What can I do, judge? Li Shimin is in a hurry, if he is out of breath, even if he can return to the yang, I am afraid he will wake up in the imperial mausoleum. At that time, he was no longer the emperor, and it was too late to return to the yang. What's even more tragic is that he is still young, he and his queen only have the eldest son Li Chengqian, and the eldest son is only five years old (probably apocryphal?). Hawkers, anyway, it's an alternate history, so don't worry about it).

"It's not, the heavens can't be revealed...... In this way, it is necessary to trouble the black and white impermanence brothers to send the emperor and the Aiyue Fairy out, and the conspiracy of the people over there must not be allowed to succeed. The judge said lightly, with a hint of anger in his tone, "Back then, if it weren't for the calculations of the people over there, I would have had nine older brothers, and my father and uncle would not have ...... Hmph, if I hadn't sworn to leave my past behind and become a judge, how could I have ...... That's it, that's it, it's been so long, and everyone is laughing. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, Lao Fan and I also don't like those people...... Since the situation is urgent now, then Lao Fan and I will say goodbye first, and after sending the emperor back to Yang, we have to come over and ask for a glass of water and wine. Bai Wuchang said with a smile, and Hei Wuchang nodded again and again on the side.

"It's like a child, but he's a complete drunkard...... Well, I want a drink anyway, and I'll take out a jar of good wine from the cellar when you come over......," the judge said helplessly.

"An altar...... Inadequate...... At the very least...... Three altars ......" Black Impermanence bargained.

Li Shimin listened to the conversation between the judge and the black and white impermanence, and the villain in his heart was about to roar...... Isn't this the time to discuss how much to drink for a while? Isn't it already urgent? Isn't he about to be usurped later? Why are you still discussing this kind of thing so calmly?