Chapter 710: A Thousand Generations of Love Tribulation, Yue Lao is the pit
That's right, Xiao Douding said that he was really blind, what the hell are you doing, are you really awesome? Brute. You also do such a meticulous job so finely, if you don't accept it, plus the hanging just now, the bearer of the stray dogs in the heavenly court now understands why the monkey is a senior brother, you are really a pig! Do you change this thing too?
Qin Fen was speechless, where to start? Looking at the last two changes in Bajie, it was hanging and awesome, the chef could only say one sentence, blame me!
Who is to blame, it's really hard to say, Qin Fen dares to swear to the sky, he is definitely not so dirty, he really doesn't mean that. Bajie, you are awesome, your mind is too pure, it's terrible.
Nie Xiaoqian covered her eyes, she was about to be blind, her body shook with anger, how could she show this to a girl, brute.
After a shake of his body, the second senior brother appeared, he smiled and looked very happy, "How is it?" You alright! ”
Qin Fen wanted to say that you can, you are simply observant and have become too exquisite! But when it comes to words, I really can't say it.
As soon as the second senior brother turned his head to look at the female ghost, there was a snap, and the crisp slap sounded under the night sky.
"I've never seen such a shameless person as you!" Xiao Qian's face turned red after she finished speaking, and ran away.
The second senior brother looked into the distance with a confused face, wanting to cry without tears, didn't Dongre tell him to change? Is there something wrong?
"Since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, and this hatred is endless!" The second senior brother read the poem again, looking very melancholy, the sad gentlemen are all really hurt, and the pain is deep in the heart.
The chef is a little embarrassed, and at the same time very strange, why are you always sad, not like this in Journey to the West, at this moment his gossip soul is burning. "Why are you so emotional?"
Speaking of this, the second senior brother seemed to have some aftertaste. Then it was ugly, "The past is unbearable!" ”
"Tell me, I'm interested, you seem to be very unlucky, maybe you can solve it by saying it!" Qin Fen really wanted to help, this thing looked a little painful. It's like Wen Qing. This is a disease, and if there is a disease, it must be cured.
Xiao Douding is not convinced, you are the root of evil, if the second senior brother is not with you, maybe how hi he will be, can he be like this?
"It's all tears! I think I was also a jade tree in the wind back then, fascinated by the existence of thousands of fairies! As soon as Bajie talked about the year, his face changed, and he couldn't see sadness at all. Qin Fen was speechless, and his feelings were also a heartless bastard.
"Stop, get to the point!" Qin Fen interrupted the other party's memories.
"Okay, you also know about me and Chang'e, right?" Bajie was a little embarrassed.
Qin Fen snorted, who doesn't know, if you hadn't drunk too much back then, you really wouldn't have been a pig, it was you who brought it on yourself, a bastard who bullied women. Qin Fen felt contempt in his heart.
"Since I was demoted to the lower realm, the Jade Emperor punished me for experiencing a love calamity. I just want me to tear my heart when I meet a woman in the future, and I don't dare to make a difference, this old bastard is really poisonous! The second senior brother said fiercely.
It's really poisonous.,It's the same fuck as sending you a picture and not sending a seed.。 Qin Fen deeply understands that such people are bastards. "You're right. And then? ”
"Later? I'll go to his grandmother's, I was the emperor. Falling in love with the princess of Fanbang, I am not allowed to live in the world, and my subordinates said that I collaborated with the enemy and treason, but the result was revealed, and I was buried alive! "Bajie is bitter in his heart.
This is also a man with a story. Qin Fen couldn't stand it a little.
"Later, I became a Taoist priest and fell in love with an old nun!"
Qin Fen squirted as soon as he pouted, needless to say, this is not allowed to be a pig cage in the world. But are your tastes too heavy, old nun? Can you do it too? Yue Lao was really painstaking at that time, he came up with such a way, it was really awesome, that's right, Qin Fen thought of the goods in charge of the world's marriage, and this cliff was inseparable from him.
"Pity me and my lady haven't held hands yet! I was drowned, and later, I was reincarnated as a champion and fell in love with the teacher's wife! Bajie seems to miss that lover a little.
Qin Fen's hand shook violently. There is no need for the other party to continue, it is basically a death that was killed, and the taste is still as heavy as ever.
"Brute!" He cursed.
"I know you must call me a brute, but we really love each other!" Bajie asked the sky speechlessly.
Chef Qin was speechless!
"And later?" Qin Fen decided not to ask for details, such a fucking story is really a strange story.
"Later, I also worked as a businessman, fell in love with the daughter of the opponent, became a beggar, fell in love with the princess, worked as a cattle herder, fell in love with the goddess, became a turtle father, liked the girl of the Qinglou, in short, never died well! Most of them died young. It's a pity that I haven't tasted the taste of the flower candles in the cave room, and every time I am in love, I hang up. "Bajie is about to cry.
"Talent!" Qin Fen couldn't cry or laugh, you are awesome. I've played all kinds of bridges!
"Yue Lao is a special talent!"
The second senior brother was not convinced, "I was played to death by him, and this thing still complained to Lao Tzu, saying that the bridge is not easy to make up, he will not be able to make it up, it is my fault that he has white hair, I go to his grandmother's, he doesn't know how much my heart hurts, every time I reincarnate, my injury touches the soul."
Every time I see him, I want to kill him, Yue Lao is a bastard, too yin, and has no asshole when giving birth to a child.
Every time I went through a lifetime, I was in pain, and in the end I couldn't stand it, so I rushed into the animal path when I was reincarnated and became a pig demon! ”
This déjà vu, it seems that I have seen it somewhere, Qin Fen remembered a Journey to the West TV, which is similar to this.
"Why hasn't it been resolved yet?" Qin Fen subconsciously asked.
"Yue Lao's grandson gave me a hundred generations, a hundred, I just went to learn the scriptures later, and after I came back, it didn't take long for the immortals to be divided, and this was not over!" It's all tears when I talk too much, and the second senior brother is cold in his heart, and now that he has become an immortal, this love calamity basically can't get over.
"I didn't give you a shot!" Qin Fen is not convinced, if you come, you can solve it.
"No, he will make me the messenger of the altar of purification!" Bajie is bitter in his heart, who understands.
Qin Fen understood, the second senior brother is not getting rid of his lust, and his heart is difficult to change, if he comes to punish him, in fact, he also wants him to be self-reliant, make a difference, and have good intentions.
"Since you are so hurt, why do you still suffer at the hands of women?"
Bajie shook his head, "Since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, this hatred is endless, who called me an amorous seed!" ”
You deserve it, Qin Fen can't listen to it. Wasn't it just because he pretended to be forced in front of Nie Xiaoqian that he was slapped in the face just now? This thing seems to be really dead.
Xiao Douding looked at him with contempt, that's because you are a pit, you are embarrassed to shirk responsibility! (To be continued.) )