Xu Dong still shook his head and said very stubbornly: "I want him to wash me!" ”

The man with the knife had an idea, and quickly turned his head and shouted at the stout man: "Go buy water!" Buy water to wash my brother ......"

It's just that the short man hasn't gotten up from the ground yet, Xu Dong made another "crack" and slapped him back.

"You want to run ...... again," Xu Dong frowned and said very cautiously.

The short man cried with a sad face, and immediately said cautiously: "Brother, this is no way, I will buy you water to wash, and you are afraid that I will run, I will ...... I think I'll still lose money to you, can you wash it yourself? ”

Xu Dong pondered for a while, then put Yang's slap down, nodded and said: "That's okay, let you wash me, I'm afraid that you won't be serious, I have to wash it myself!" ”

The short man hurriedly grabbed a large handful of money from the man with the knife and handed it to Lu Junbao, in his opinion, no matter how much Xu Dong said, it was just acting and hypocritical, and the ultimate goal was to ask for money!

But Xu Dong still shook his head: "Washing clothes once is eight yuan, and I only need eight yuan!" ”

These words made the two big men stunned again, and they didn't believe that Xu Dong only wanted eight yuan!

But after being stunned for a while, the two of them looked at Xu Dong's serious expression, and they both believed that what he said was true.

The big man with the dagger hurriedly rummaged through his pile of money, and didn't see any change, but among these coins, the smallest denominations were five yuan and ten yuan, and there were one yuan, but there was only one, and the total was only six yuan.

The big man with the dagger hurriedly touched his body again, but he still couldn't find a dollar, so he immediately stretched out his hand to the short man and said, "Do you have two yuan in change?" Hurry up and take it to compensate the little brother! ”

Where did the short man dare to hesitate, he quickly reached out and touched in a few pockets, but the money he found out was not even ten yuan of change, only a hundred and fifty denominations.

Two people, you look at me, I look at you, stunned for a while, the big man with a dagger who gave the money hurriedly said to Xu Dong again: "Brother, look, there is no change one piece of change, so I will pay you ten yuan, or you will be two yuan, okay?" ”

Xu Dong twisted his head and raised his palm again: "No, I want eight yuan, which is the price of my laundry last time!" ”

"Damn, pastime Lao Tzu, isn't it?" The big man with the dagger couldn't help but get angry, a fool wouldn't say such a condition, wash clothes once, give a few thousand yuan, don't want ten yuan, but as long as they can't take out eight yuan, how to make them not angry?

"Want to play tricks?" Xu Dong didn't say a word, and slapped the big man with the dagger in the face, so that the big man with the dagger suddenly lay on the ground, and couldn't get up for a long time, and then raised his slap to the other short man, and asked angrily: "I'm not afraid that you will be arrogant, but also afraid that you will pay the bill?" ”

"Give and give...... Let's give ......" Seeing that Xu Dong was much more fierce than all of them, and he was ruthless, the short man didn't dare to say more, so he answered, and then looked at the big man with a knife lying on the ground, and then said to Xu Dong: "Brother, you see...... You see if this is going to work, let's ask a person to go out and find a shop to change change, and then come back and give you two dollars, okay? ”

Xu Dong pretended to groan again, and then shook his head and said: "No, if you run one, there will be one less, there is nothing to say, you either help me wash the clothes, or pay me eight yuan for washing clothes, otherwise I will smoke people!" ”

As he spoke, he raised his slap again, frightening the two big men to beg for mercy in a row.

But the two big men are really troubled, they don't want to lose a lot of money, and they don't have two dollars in change, and they don't let them send someone to change the change, what else can be done?

The woman squatted behind Xu Dong, just secretly pressing her painful stomach, and almost couldn't help laughing, this young man who came by car with him, if he wasn't helping himself teach these two guys a lesson, it would really be a very twisted brain!

The big man with the dagger couldn't get up, one hand covered his leg, and the other hand covered his face and screamed, it seems that this slap is really not light, besides, the leg may be broken by the kick.

But they didn't dare to escape, because both of them were injured, not only were their faces slapped like pigs' heads, but they also injured their legs, no matter how light or severe, they had an impact on walking, and they couldn't run away without being injured, and now that they were injured, they couldn't run.

Seeing that Xu Dong raised his slap again, the two guys were shocked and angry, and they became anxious, and couldn't help shouting: "Call the police......

Hearing this, Xu Dong couldn't help but laugh and said: "Okay, you call the police, don't say anything about you soiling my clothes, what did you do just now, at least a few years to go in, save me business, okay, call the police, I'll wait for you to call the police!" ”

The big man with the dagger also said it in a hurry, and after calming down a little, he knew that he couldn't do it.

But I don't know what to do, Xu Dong slaps his face viciously, even if he is caught at the police station, they are not as scared as they are now, and they are at a loss for a while.

At this time, the woman squatting behind Xu Dong spoke: "I have two yuan of change!" ”

The two big men were stunned for a moment, and then they both stretched out their hands with sad faces and kept talking.

"Eldest sister, okay, please lend it to me, and I'll give it back to you later......"

"Grandma, you've saved your life!"

"You are the Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara who saves suffering......"

The woman's face sank, and she said coldly: "Don't talk about that nonsense, you just shot our money and mobile phone, I wouldn't have saved you, but seeing that you were beaten and suffered hardship, it's okay to give you two yuan, but pay back my losses!" ”

Under Xu Dong's huge deterrent power, the big man holding the dagger had no choice but to nod again and again: "Okay, okay, I'll give it back to you right away, I'll give it back to you right away......"

As he spoke, he not only returned the kun bag to the woman, but also took the money in the short man's hand and stuffed it into the woman.

The woman took the kun bag, opened it, checked the mobile phone, bank card or something inside, and confirmed that nothing was missing, so she nodded, and then took out two pieces of change from her trouser pocket and handed them to the big man with a dagger lying on the ground like a dog.

The big man with the dagger held it in his hand as a treasure, these are two one-yuan change bills, it can be said that since their lifetime, they have never taken two dollars so seriously as they do now!

"Little brother, this ...... It's eight bucks in total, and you're good to go! ”

Holding these two dollars, the big man with the dagger was as careful as holding a priceless pearl, and even his hands trembled.

Xu Dong took a few pieces of money, looked at them one by one for a while, and then nodded and said, "Well, this doesn't look like fake money!" ”

These words almost didn't make the big man with the dagger faint directly, if it weren't for the fear of not being able to beat him, these words would make several of them crazy!

If you want to use fake money, it is also fifty hundred dollars, and no matter how bad it is, it is ten dollars and twenty dollars, who will get a dollar of fake money?

"Alright, you guys go, don't wipe your nose on me in the future! I'm the most disgusting person, and someone wiped my nose on me! ”

Xu Dong waved his hand, muttering and muttering, the two guys didn't dare to put one of the farts, got up, and helped each other out of the community, at this time, they still couldn't believe it, how could they encounter such a thing?

To be honest, I have been arrested by police officers quite a few times, but no matter which time, I have never suffered such a big loss as this one!

Seeing the two of them leaving slowly, Xu Dong didn't bother to pay attention to the woman behind him, turned around and left, and was about to go to Mu's house.

The woman hugged Kun Bao tightly, was stunned for a moment, and immediately shouted to Xu Dong again: "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" ”

"What for?" Xu Dong turned his head, glanced at the woman, and said, "What do you want?" ”

The woman couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said, "Come on, are you still pretending?" ”

Xu Dong snorted: "What can't you pretend, you want to wash my clothes?" ”

As soon as the woman heard the words "laundry", she laughed out again: "Thank you, little brother, I don't believe it's a coincidence, besides, even a fool can't play you to this extent!" ”

Previously, the woman was in the taxi, and the woman driver talked for a long time, which made Xu Dong really annoyed for a while, and at this time, seeing the woman poking herself, she couldn't help but say, "Who is pretending to be with you?" I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, I still have something to do, let's go! ”

Seeing that Xu Dong insisted on not wanting to talk to herself, the woman immediately took out a stack of money, handed it to Xu Dong, and said with a smile: "Little brother, look, you take these and buy them......"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Dong said with a dark face: "You didn't wipe my nose on me, and I don't want you to wash my clothes, what do I want your money for?" ”

As soon as the woman heard the words "washing clothes", she was crazy again, quickly collected the money, and asked, "Little brother, why don't you leave a name, I ......"

Xu Dong groaned slightly, and couldn't help but smile: "You want to thank me, hehe, I am the eldest son-in-law of the Mu family, the one with a black heart...... Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Xu Dong smiled "hehe", glanced at the woman who was a little messy in the wind, and walked straight towards the gate of the Mu family.

The woman looked at Xu Dong's back, swaggered into the door of the Mu family, and shouted messily: "Hey......"

Xu Dong entered the Mu family, and immediately Zhang's mother greeted him.

Zhang's mother also had a sad face, and when she saw Xu Dong, she asked in the first sentence: "Xiao Xu, you are also here...... Inquire about Old Man Mu......"

Xu Dong was stunned, and in Zhang's mother's words, there was obviously some resentment against Xu Dong.