The elite soldier king looked at Luo Yang for a long time, as if he believed Luo Yang's words, but he still said in surprise: "You are really from the cooking class?" ”

Luo Yang nodded affirmatively: "Then can there be a fake?!" But...... I was transferred out of the cooking class half a year ago! ”

"Oh? Where was it transferred? The Elite Soldier King asked, apparently, his curiosity was piqued by Luo Yang.

"Squad leader, can you tell me your name and class?" Luo Yang asked with a humble face.

"Ma Zhong, as for the troops, I can't sue you!" The Elite Soldier King said.

Ma Zhong?

Luo Yang almost didn't hold back - don't call it 'Ma Zhong', wouldn't it be more domineering to read it upside down!

"That's right, later, I was transferred to raise pigs!" Luo Yang wiped his nose and said with a smirk.

"Pig raising?!" Ma Zhong said suspiciously.

"Yes, pig farming." Luo Yang said proudly: "I'm alone, raising more than a hundred big black pigs!" There were a total of five comrades-in-arms who served them before, and they couldn't raise them well. Every once in a while, there is 'swine fever', a few deaths every month, and a few sows catch a cold! After a few months, the black pig not only did not grow meat, but also lost all the meat! ”

- All four people on the plane were stupid, and it was the first time they had heard that pigs would 'catch a cold'!

"When the chiefs learned about the situation, they were in a hurry! They knew that I was good at making steamed buns and egg drop soup, that I was a good farmer, and that I would definitely be able to raise pigs well, so they talked to me and asked me if I would like to accept this arduous and glorious task! ”

At this time, not only Ma Zhong, but even a few of his guys who didn't squint and didn't move like a mountain just now also pricked up their ears and listened carefully.

"I made a military order at that time, if I can't raise these black pigs, I am willing to accept the punishment given by the organization!" Luo Yang's tone of voice was subdued and frustrated, just like talking about a story, which was very good at capturing the listener's feelings.

"The chief asked me if I needed to send me a few soldiers, and I patted my chest and said that I only needed to be alone! It is guaranteed that after a month, the black pig will grow white and fat, disease-free and pain-free! Mortality rate down to zero! ”

Luo Yang said with a foaming mouth, and his expression was excited: "The chief made a decision at that time, if I can really do this, I will apply for meritorious service!" ”

"I have a way to deal with these black pigs - my grandfather is the most famous swineherd in the village, and he also works as a veterinarian! Every year, the castration of piglets is done by his old man! If a pig has a small illness or pain, he can cure it! I've been playing with him since I was a child, and I've learned seven or eight points of his skills. ”

"Cleanliness in the pigsty, ventilation, sunlight and ultraviolet sterilization, isolation of sick pigs...... That's all knowledge! Luo Yang's mouth was full of dung, and the cowhide was about to blow to the Pacific Ocean: "You have to let them run regularly every day, so that the pork can be tendoned and the black pig can be healthy - life lies in sports, people and pigs are the same!" ”

"Also, feeding is also crucial, eat smaller, more frequent meals! Have a massage every morning, noon and night, and let them listen to music! In the afternoon, put on some energetic DJ music, and when it gets dark, play lullabies and lullabys! In a word...... The knowledge of raising pigs is great, and it is not easy to raise pigs well! ”

Ma Zhong's eyes became more and more strange, and he looked at Luo Yang as if he was looking at an idiot.

"After three months, I raised more than 100 black pigs to be fat and strong, and when the chief came down to make an inspection, he was very happy...... No, I was awarded a 'third-class military merit' military merit medal! Luo Yang said proudly.

"This time, it is said that there is a problem with thousands of pigs in a certain department, and the veterinarian has used all kinds of medicines, but it is not good, and I see that they are all going to die, and I don't know how to hear about my ability, and I asked me to treat the pigs overnight!" Luo Yang smiled stupidly: "Since I was born, this is the first time I have taken a plane, the sound is so noisy, it is louder than the tractors in our village, it is strange and scary!" ”

Inside the cabin, there was a deathly silence.

One second, two seconds......

I don't know who laughed first, and in an instant, the whole cabin was filled with laughter!

The soldier sitting on Luo Yang's right hand was laughing and leaning back and forth, holding his stomach, and he was about to laugh!

Even the only female soldier blushed and smiled.

Ma Zhong put the gun in his arms on the ground, holding the gun, and his face was full of ridicule.

"You really got a third-class merit because you raised pigs well?" Ma Zhong asked.

Luo Yang patted his chest, with an ignorant look of pride, and swore solemnly: "That's still fake!" I was in a hurry when I came out, otherwise, I would have brought it with me for you to see! ”

Ma Zhong laughed unscrupulously, then pointed to the corner of the cabin in the distance, and said, "Who is that...... Can you sit there? ”

"Who's that...... Is it me? Luo Yang pointed to his nose with a stupid look and said.

"Yes!" Ma Zhong said.

"Why? It can't be because I've had a 'third-class merit', right? Luo Yang said with a blank face: "Don't worry, don't be discouraged!" As long as you work hard, you will have a chance! ”

Several people in the cramped cabin of the military plane looked at each other, and immediately burst into bursts of even more violent laughter.

"Do you know who we are? Third-class merit? The third-class merit of raising pigs? Hahaha......" Ma Zhong sneered unabashedly, with a look of disdain on his face: "The reason why you are allowed to sit there is because you are not worthy to sit with us!" ”

Ma Zhong's face instantly turned cold, and he said coldly: "...... The smell of pigs on your body is so smoky! Do you live and eat with your sow? I'll give you three seconds, and if you don't get out of the way for me, I'll immediately let you get off the plane and become the first 'birdman' air force paratrooper to raise pigs!" ”

"Squad leader, what's wrong with you? We're all comrades-in-arms! Luo Yang said innocently.

"Comrade-in-arms? You are a pig soldier, and you are worthy of being our comrade-in-arms?! Another soldier, who sat a little farther away, sneered.

"Three, two......" Ma Zhong began to count down, and his face sank like water.

Luo Yang showed a very aggrieved expression, stood up a little reluctantly, bent over, and walked in the direction of Ma Zhong's finger before.

As soon as Luo Yang turned around, bursts of laughter erupted around him again.

Luo Yang sneered in his heart - are you stupid, or am I stupid? It's like going to a zoo to see an orangutan, through an iron cage, are you watching the orangutan, or is the orangutan watching you?

Didn't find out? There was a hint of mockery in every orangutan's eye – wow, these humans are so funny!

Luo Yang suddenly thought of a classic movie line: The stupid people in the world always think that they are the smartest people!

Sitting in the corner of the cabin, looking at Ma Zhong and the others who were laughing at him, a wicked arc appeared at the corner of Luo Yang's mouth.