Practice

"Hey, you're almost up," Dan Dan said dissatisfiedly in her arms, "Jue'er has already gone to the main hall to do a morning class, you can get up quickly and practice the true trick of the sword she taught you, and you can go to the main hall to find the baby as soon as possible." ”

Xiao Xiaoyu turned over, ignored the ball, and continued to stand on the bed.

"Okay, that's enough, good baby......"

"Plop!" Xiao Xiaoyu jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, put Dan Dan on the bed and respectfully saluted a standard Young Pioneer salute, "Brother Dan, please, don't torture me with sauce, I said that the two of us will not have results, what happened that day was purely a dream, how can we take it seriously." ”

"It's useless!" Dandan pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Who the hell is cheating, if you hadn't used an invincible beautiful man to confuse me, I would have made such a mistake, please, spare me, the two of us have no future......"

"Why?"

"......" Xiao Xiaoyu burst into tears, oh my God, although in his short fifteen years of human forest, I have watched all kinds of British dramas, American dramas, Japanese and Hong Kong films, Korean dramas, and Chinese mainland TV series and even anti-Japanese dramas, I know what teacher-student love, sister and brother love, long-distance love, transnational love, year-old love, whether it is love, even homosexuality, and more serious is human-animal love (representative work: King Kong).

But what's special, which god can sue me, people love eggs or something, can you really save zài? Isn't this scientific? Completely subvert my materialist view of science.

"Dandan," Xiao Xiaoyu has always been cautious about Dandan, as long as he will not be discovered by Jue'er, he will usually put it in the quilt or in a place where he can see it, and there will be no more physical contact, "I, I can't be with you." ”

Dandan looked at Xiao Xiaoyu's serious look, and even the sadness in his eyes was also noticed by him.

"Dandan, listen to me, first of all, we are not of the same era, secondly, we are not of the same race, and you know, as you know, my purpose here is to promise my husband to send you back to the hands of the guy called Changqin, and then beg him to send me back to my era, so ......" Xiao Xiaoyu looked at Dandan, and squeezed out two tears to show that I was also forced to have no choice: "We, sooner or later, we will be separated." ”

Dan Dan was about to say something, but Xiao Xiaoyu heard footsteps at the door, thinking that it was Jue'er returning from morning class, she was in a hurry, and immediately put Dan Dan in her arms, and then walked to the door to greet Jue'er, "Sister Jue'er, I'm ready, start practicing the true skill of the sword!" ”

"Xiao Yu, today's interest is quite high," Jue'er touched the head of this cute girl's paper, "But I've told you many times, to learn the true trick of the sword, you must first learn to drive things, before learning to drive things, you must first learn to be smart, before learning to be smart, you must first reach the Cheng dù of building the foundation, to reach the Cheng dù of building the foundation, you must first practice the ninth level of qi, to reach the ninth level, of course, you have to start from the first level, okay, you can start absorbing the aura of heaven and earth and practicing qi now......" As she spoke, Jue'er turned around and left.

My sister is very busy.

Meow, Xiao Xiaoyu stood alone in place and sang, God, save me, a good boy like me is about to become extinct.

What's the matter, who can sue me, how can I absorb the aura of heaven and earth, to achieve the sword or something, does it take ten or eight years, at that time I was old, and I was a fart.

"I'm going home, woo, I'm going home, Mom, I've been missing for so long, have you posted missing notices on telephone poles everywhere, will your five big and three thick body lose weight because you're worried about me, my daughter is not filial......"

"What, don't you really know how to practice qi?" Dandan was also uncomfortable to see her like this in her arms, in fact, he wished that she would not be good for the rest of her life, so that she could not find Changqin, and she would not leave here.

"Could it be that you would?" Xiao Xiaoyu was excited, "Emma, I'm stupid, you can connect the world or anything, you can't do this, Dan Dan Master, little girl Xiao Xiaoyu, please teach me the trick of directly upgrading with full blood to fight monsters, for the sake of us being so familiar, is there any soaring martial arts cheats that can be taught to me?" ”

"You ......" Dandan's faint Yousang, "just want to go back?" ”

"Of course," Xiao Xiaoyu looked up in the direction of the main hall of Xiaolin Hall, "It's everyone's instinct to go home, otherwise, how can you rush the train every Spring Festival and have to return home, just like you are the same, you have been away from home for so long, your mother must be very worried, so the two of us can fight for such a good wish that we can both go home...... Uh, by the way, it's been so long, and I still don't know what kind of balls you are? What kind of person is your mother? ”

Dandan Khan, "I don't have a mother......"

"Shrimp," Xiao Xiaoyu was surprised, "Then where did you come from?" ”

"The essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, and the spiritual power of "father", plus...... Oh shit, what's that look on your face? ”

"Senior Sister Jue'er said just now that she wants me to absorb the essence of the sun and moon of Shenma Heaven and Earth, and I am worried that I don't know how to absorb it," Xiao Xiaoyu touched the saliva in his mouth, "In this case, it is better to swallow it directly with your mouth, which is more direct." ”

"Ah, don't sauce purple, you let go of me, I'm going to scream......" Dan Dan was in Xiao Xiaoyu's hand, unable to move.

"You call it, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!" Xiao Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and his saliva flowed.

Dandan: "Broken throat, broken throat!" ”

No one: "I'm here to save you!" ”

“……”

Xiao Xiaoyu has been sitting on the stone of the mountain behind Cuizhu Mountain for most of the day, listening to what Dandan said to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, specially, how to absorb it, please I can't even understand high school Chinese and mathematics, how can I engage in this kind of postdoctoral IQ-level human brain activity.

"Don't be cranky, concentrate on it." The balls were in her arms, with her, absorbed, absorbed.

"Oh." Xiao Xiaoyu continued to sit cross-legged, with lotus fingers on his legs, and then listened to the sound of the surrounding bamboo leaves rustling in the wind, as well as the sound of the murmuring of the water in the stream, and from time to time there were insects and birds, and the breeze was blowing, which was a great scene!

Ah, what kind of rhythm does this essay make to depict the surrounding scenes and set off the author's state of mind?

"What's the matter? You have my aura in your body, as long as you comprehend it quietly, the aura of heaven and earth will naturally gather in your body and use it for your use," Dan Dan said while absorbing it, "Of course, in order to avoid being discovered by others My spiritual power in your body, I have blocked all your spiritual power when there are people, and ordinary people can't find it, so that your safety can be guaranteed." ”

"Oh, thank you," Xiao Xiaoyu listened, and suddenly thought of something, "Wait a minute, in this way, I was treated as a waste firewood with no development prospect and no cultivation value and was exiled in this urban-rural junction, it's all a good thing you did?!" ”

“……”

Xiao Xiaoyu is up and down, left and right, east and west, north and south, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, shaking egg patterns.

"Stay~~Hand~~~Ah~~~" Dandan has no power to fight back, "You~~Look~~Day~~Up~~There are ~~What~~?~~In~~Fly~~"

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