More than two months ago? Didn't you just return to Huaxia and Qingyang at that time?

The back alley of 'Bar Street'? Who has been bullied ......?

Luo Yang thought about it for a long time, and suddenly a flash of inspiration ...... his mind!

Could it be her?!

In front of Luo Yang's eyes, the pair of male and female thieves who played double reeds immediately appeared, the male seemed to be called 'Brother Dong', and the female was called 'Xiaomei', remembering Xiaomei's dexterous tongue and warm mouth that night, Luo Yang instantly felt a dry heat rising from the dantian, and his body reacted!

"How? Do you remember?! The girl Zhang Lianhua asked.

"Are you the ...... named 'Xiaomei'?" Luo Yang lengthened his voice and said suspiciously.

"Humph! Count you still a man, there is no denial! Zhang Lianhua said: "You still remember Sister Xiaomei!" ”

Luo Yang was stunned - Sister Xiaomei? Xiaomei's sister?

"Oops! So you're Xiaomei's sister? My sister? You don't look like your sister at all, you're so much prettier than her! ”

Luo Yang was pure nonsense, that night was dark and windy, there were no street lights in the alley, he was almost drunk, muddy, and Xiaomei had a very thick makeup on her face, he didn't see what Xiaomei looked like at all, he remembered her mouth......

"You...... How did you find me here? Luo Yang patted the door: "You open the door first, it's all your own people!" I'm your 'brother-in-law', you know? If you don't believe me, you go and ask your sister! ”

"Bastard!"

There was a scream of exasperation from inside the room.

"Sister Xiaomei is my sister-in-law! You big bastard! Zhang Lianhua's angry voice came out of the door.

Luo Yang was stunned again.

"You...... Your sister-in-law? So who are you...... Is it that Dong Ge's ......? ”

Zhang Lianhua said viciously: "Yes, I am his sister - my own sister!" ”

Luo Yang's old face turned red, and he looked embarrassed through the door - having a super friendly relationship with someone's sister-in-law is always not very glorious.

"This ...... So what are you looking for me? Seriously, I didn't know your brother and your sister-in-law at all, and they just met by chance one night! Luo Yang complained bitterly.

I only heard that a man can't control his lower body, and after making a principled mistake, he was approached by the woman and forced to marry or ask for money in the name of pregnancy, but it was the first time I heard that someone was called by someone's 'sister-in-law' to settle the account!

- What's even more tragic is that this unlucky guy is actually Luo Yang himself!

"Humph! You bullied my sister-in-law, and you are not responsible for her! Of course I'm going to settle accounts with you! The girl snorted angrily.

Luo Yang has two big heads, even if his brain is open, he can't keep up with the girl's jumping thinking!

- Bullied her sister-in-law and made Luo Yang responsible? How to be responsible? Married her sister-in-law? Can he agree? Isn't this a pit for his own brother! also sent himself a daughter-in-law who can warm the bed for free, who is this little girl with!

"Since I came back that night, my sister-in-law has been dissatisfied with my brother, picking her nose and eyes, and saying that my brother is useless, regardless of her life or death, and running away alone!"

"Later, my brother found out that she was still giggling alone, and once, my brother actually found her holding a picture of you, hiding in the bathroom alone, taking a shower, and ...... While doing that nasty thing! They had a big fight and finally broke up! ”

"My brother went back to his hometown, and my sister-in-law seems to have gone to Guangdong, which was originally a harmonious small family, but it was because of you that it was destroyed and became fragmented! I don't settle accounts with you, who do you settle accounts with?! ”

"So, your sister-in-law is ...... Is this like me? ”

Luo Yang pinched his teeth and said, fantasizing that Xiaomei was stripped naked, holding a photo of herself in her hand, her eyes were misty, and one hand was under herself...... Luo Yang is also drunk!

Good girl, why did you go to Guangdong? It won't be going to Dongguan for 'employment', right? Luo Yang felt deeply sorry!

Zhang Lianhua said: "I don't care! My parents died young, I grew up with my brother, and now that he has returned to his hometown, I don't want to go back with him! In short, since you caused my misery, then you have to be responsible for me! ”

Yes? Charge?

On Luo Yang's head, there is an invisible question mark hanging - how can he be responsible? It's not my fault that I'm handsome, I can only blame my parents who have never met, and the genes passed on to me are so good!

Luo Yang said: "How do you want me to be responsible?" You don't want to give you money, don't you still want me, a beautiful man, to make a promise? ”

"Phew! Stinky and shameless, you want to be beautiful! The girl took a sip and said, "I'm still a big girl with yellow flowers, you stinky rascal, the toad wants to eat swan meat!" ”

Luo Yang was angry and cold, trembling and shrinking to stand outside the door, and was sneered at by Zhang Lianhua, the girl in the house, who was called a grievance in his heart!

"It's not impossible to ...... if you want to enter the house" Zhang Lianhua's voice came out faintly and entered Luo Yang's ears.

Luo Yang sighed and said weakly: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm about to freeze into a popsicle...... Let's talk about the conditions! ”

Zhang Lianhua in the door did not make a sound, and the crack of the door less than five millimeters under the security door, two pages of A3 paper that had been printed, were quietly handed out.

Luo Yang took the two pages from the crack in the door and looked at the contents of the paper...... Suddenly, a wave of resentment surged up, and I almost didn't get angry!

I saw that the first page was written with the four big words 'agreement', and when I opened the content, Luo Yang only swept a few lines, and he had the urge to scold his mother!

"First, Luo Yang must provide Zhang Lianhua's food and lodging for free, and let Zhang Lianhua live in the largest room!"

"Second, daily necessities, water, electricity and gas bills, property fees, rent, etc., are all paid by Luo Yang and have nothing to do with Zhang Lianhua."

"3. Give Zhang Lianhua no less than 800 yuan a month for living expenses."

"Fourth, don't bully Zhang Lianhua, you have to make breakfast for Zhang Lianhua every day."

"Fifth, whether it is morning or night, the bathroom must be used by Zhang Lianhua first."

"Six ......"

"Seven ......"

Luo Yang counted carefully, there were sixteen articles in total, and the last one was actually 'This agreement, the right of interpretation belongs to Zhang Lianhua, and the time of residence is decided by Zhang Lianhua. ’

Luo Yang understands that this girl has already figured out his situation and details, and this time she is determined to rely on herself!

"Do you want to be so ruthless?" Luo Yang said dejectedly.

Zhang Lianhua threatened: "Sign or not? If you don't, you'll sleep on the open-air rooftop on the sixth floor tonight! Enjoy the flowers and the moon, and maybe you can even dream of autumn fragrance! ”

It's still autumn fragrant, and it's almost the same as frozen human meat popsicles!

"Sign! Can't I sign it yet? Luo Yang said: "Let me sign, give me a pen!" ”

"This door is only so narrow, where can I stuff a pen!" Zhang Lianhua said: "You just press a thumbs up handprint!" ”

"Even if you press the handprint, you have to have red ink," Luo Yang said helplessly.

"Call you stupid and you still don't admit it!" Zhang Lianhua criticized in an old-fashioned manner: "Can't you bite your fingers like you signed the 'life and death' in the movie?" ”

Luo Yang jumped to his feet angrily and said gloomily: "Please, I have anemia!" By the way, is your aunt here this month? Lend me something! ”

"Die! Stinky rascals! Give you twenty seconds, if you don't press the handprint, I'm going to sleep, and you'll have sex with Qiu Xiang on the rooftop tonight! ”

"Don't!"

Luo Yang is in a hurry!

This big night, hungry and cold, but also dressed like this, although the wallet in hand, but in the middle of the night, I am afraid it is not convenient to go out to find a hotel, to be regarded as a wandering madman or light, in case you meet the police uncle who patrols in the middle of the night, you have to think of yourself as a demon!

Luo Yang put his thumb into the socket of his teeth and gritted his teeth...... I didn't bite it, and I gritted my teeth again...... Still haven't bitten it!

――No way, Luo Yang is afraid of pain!

Who can believe that the king of mercenaries, the murderous and terrifying 'Jack'. Yang', would you be afraid of pain?

Luo Yang has carried out all kinds of dangerous missions for so many years, but he has never been injured, let alone seen blood--he has seen the blood of the enemy and the blood of women...... Luo Yang himself has never shed a drop of blood, which is a miracle!

Luo Yang thought to himself, I won't be like the white-robed general, Changshan Zhao Zilong, and die when I see blood, right? Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun, you have to bless me, don't let Lao Tzu decline like you!

Luo Yang was ruthless in his heart, and he put his hand into his mouth tremblingly, but he couldn't be ruthless.

Luo Yang kept telling himself - men, you have to be cruel to yourself!

"Hey! Ten seconds left, if you don't press the mudra again, I'll really go to sleep! Inside the door, Zhang Lianhua urged.

Luo Yang had a bitter face, looked at his thumb, and swept his eyes casually, happy......

At the edge of the thumb, there is a 'flesh thorn', Luo Yang gently pulls it out, and a few wisps of blood flow out from the 'flesh thorn' that was pulled out, Luo Yang squeezed it hard, smeared it on the thumb, barely enough to press out a thumb