100 Magical Sister Paper Cui Fuyuan
The ox cart stopped in front of a small gate, and after a few words from the driver, the gatekeeper let him go. The ox cart continued to sway in, and after passing a few more doors, the cart stopped.
Mu Fushu and San Lang immediately closed their eyes and fainted.
The door of the rear compartment opened, and the bright light came in, shining on the faces of the two men. The person who drove the car carried San Lang out first, followed by Mu Fushu.
Mu Fushu has always disliked being touched, even through the quilt, it is very uncomfortable, and his body looks a little stiff. The person carrying him made a "huh", and was about to lift the quilt that she deliberately covered her face, when a voice shouted: "What are you doing with Qian Sanqian Si, why is it so late?" Hurry up! ”
The two of them sped up and walked in, and Mu Fushu's leg was hit, and she almost scolded in pain.
It didn't take much effort for the two of them to be thrown into a hard bed one after the other. Qian Sanqian and Qian Si were telling the little boss who asked out just now how to stun the two of them, how to bring them out, and how to hurry up on the way......
The man interrupted them in a rough voice, "Which one is the miracle doctor?" Now that they are dizzy, how can they help the general treat his legs? ”
"It's easy! I have an antidote here, and I wake up when I smell it, and I'll know when they wake up and ask. ”
I don't know if it's Qian San or Qian Si, and he answered neatly. Mu Fushu only heard a sound of Suosuo, something came under her nose, she held her breath too late, and a smell like stinky salted fish that had been rotten for several months rushed straight to her nose, so smoked that she almost vomited.
San Lang was also "woken up", sat up and blocked Mu Fushu behind him and stared at the three people in front of him.
Qian Sanqian and the little boss were stunned.
I didn't expect the miracle doctor and the "prostitution" they tied back to look so good, I knew by their looks that they were not ordinary people, Qian Sanqian stared at them intently, and there was a crystal clear liquid at the corner of his mouth......
Saburo glared at them fiercely with sharp eyes, and the two of them flinched and hid behind the little boss.
After all, the little boss is more regular than the money, and after being stunned, he laughed dryly twice and flattered: "Two, I don't know which one is the miracle doctor?" ”
Saburo preemptively replied, "I am." ”
The little leader rubbed his hands and said, "This ...... A certain is Wu Enlai, the commander of the general, and this time he asked the divine doctor to help our general heal. ”
"That's how you invited me?" San Lang looked at him coldly: "Even if you see a doctor, you have to take a medicine box, now I am empty-handed, how can I treat the disease?" ”
Commander Wu was dumbfounded, and Qian Sanqian and Si were also stunned.
Mu Fushu gave San Lang thirty-two likes. This answer is so domineering: there is no medicine box to see the problem!
Commander Wu turned around and slapped Qian Sanqian and Siyi fiercely: "You two idiots!" Why don't you bring the medicine box! ”
"The commander only said that he wanted to catch the miracle doctor, but he didn't say that he wanted to bring a medicine box!" Qian Sanqian and four were extremely aggrieved.
Commander Wu was so angry that he was about to hit the street. Turning to San Lang, he smiled and said, "I don't know what herbs or utensils the divine doctor needs?" We'll do our best to find it. ”
Saburo said slowly: "It depends on the patient's condition. If you have a headache and brain fever, you only need medicinal herbs, but if you have a traumatic injury, you can't. ”
Commander Wu tilted his head: "Is it a traumatic injury if you break your leg?" ”
Mu Fu smiled sullenly. This Wu Commander's IQ is not as good as three dollars and four money.
San Lang said seriously: "Of course the broken leg is an external injury!" I can't see without tools. ”
Commander Wu was anxious: "If you want a tool, you say, we'll find it for you!" ”
San Lang was about to speak, but Mu Fushu said, "Divine doctor, why don't we go and see the patient first." ”
Commander Wu nodded again and again: "Exactly!" Let's go see the general first. ”
Qian Sanqian slipped away against the wall, and Commander Wu took San Lang and Mu Fushu to go out.
Out of the door, Mu Fushu quickly took a look at the surroundings. It was a semicircular courtyard, and they were in one of the three side rooms, and there was a path leading to a semicircular door, and out of the door was a corridor, on the left side of which it led somewhere, and on the right was a large courtyard, with rockeries and a meandering stream running through the entire courtyard. To the right along the corridor are two main rooms, and three more diagonally opposite, with rockery pools in between.
Commander Wu led them to one on the east side of the two main rooms. There were two guards in leather armor standing at the door, and Mu Fushu looked at the oil and sweat on their faces with a sympathetic expression. This sweat is really like a waterfall, and if the sun is stronger, I am afraid that I will suffer from heat stroke.
Wu Tong took the lead and announced at the door, and a short and fat girl wearing a pink dress and about eight or nine years old came out. She has a dark yellow complexion, and her height is no more than 1.4 meters, which looks about the same horizontally and vertically. The combination of facial features is very peculiar, although the nose is the nose, the eyes are the eyes, and the mouth is the mouth......
But the combination of a collapsed nose, squinted eyes, and a toad's mouth is really terrifying! Mu Fushu simply felt that his eyes were insulted! Originally, she thought that the people of this era were good, but she didn't expect to see the best today. It's not that she discriminates against the ugly bastard, but what's going on with this ugly bastard? first raised his nose and asked the two huge nostrils towards Commander Wu, and then walked up to San Lang and Mu Fushu, desperately widening but still only having a gap in his squinted eyes and carefully looking at them, the arrogance on his face instantly turned shy, and he twisted and said, "Wait a minute, two of you!" ”
Mu Fushu clearly saw her turn around with difficulty, and seemed to throw a wink.
She felt that she was frightened, and threw herself on Saburo's shoulder, and her voice trembled: "San, Saburo...... This little lady is so strange, why do I feel cold? ”
San Lang patted her shoulder comfortingly, ignoring Commander Wu's eyes that were about to bulge out of their eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Don't be afraid, it's just a nymphomaniac." ”
The term nymphomaniac has been used since ancient times, and it generally refers to people who develop hysteria when they see the opposite sex.
Mu Fushu looked surprised: "How old is she?" So precocious? ”
San Lang groaned slightly, and suddenly said to Commander Wu: "This little lady is the pearl of the general, right?" ”
The deputy commander nodded awkwardly: "It's the eldest lady." ”
He can hear the word "nymphomaniac" clearly in San Lang, and the general's eldest lady is indeed ...... Disdain......
Mu Fushu was dumbfounded, and he almost wanted to publish a statement in the newspaper to break away from the father-daughter relationship with Cui Chongyu...... Such an ugly monster is actually her half-sister, how can she be embarrassed?
At this moment, she sincerely sympathized with Cui Chongyu. What does the eldest princess of Changping want to be ugly, Cui Chongyu, a handsome and peerless daddy, can't neutralize the genes, or is it still so ugly after neutralization that people want to vomit when they smell sad and see it......
Mu Fushu's sympathy for Cui Chongyu sublimated to sincere admiration. Such an ugly woman can actually get her mouth and give birth to two daughters, how many tastes does this have!
San Lang squeezed Mu Fushu's hand, and he was also shocked. His eldest mother is so beautiful, but his sister is unbearable to see, how can people be embarrassed! I really can't accept it.
And...... This eldest lady is twelve years old and thirteen years old, only one year younger than Mu Fushu......
Therefore, Princess Chang'an should not only be ugly, but also very short.
Mu Fushu has been quietly frightened-shaken-sympathized-admired-gloating...... I can't extricate myself. Until the little lady who made Mu Fushu want to poke herself in the eyes twisted her huge little waist and walked out, and said softly: "Daddy, please let the two divine doctors in." ”
San Lang pulled Mu Fushu, who was still in a fugue state behind him, into the door.
This room is very large, on the left is the study, with bookshelves and desks, on the right is the bed, tables, chairs, cabinets, etc., everything is neatly placed, and the middle is separated by a four-screen screen.
There were ice basins in the four corners of the room, and it was noticeably less hot when I walked in. At this moment, General Cui Chongyu was half-lying on the bed, his injured left leg was tightly bandaged, and the bottom was raised with a soft quilt, and it was resting on it neatly, and his right leg was curled and resting at will, holding a book in his hand.
He was the only one in the room. Mu Fushu let them come in, and he didn't raise his eyes. Commander Wu glanced at the little lady who brought them in, who was staring intently at San Lang and Mu Fushu, and didn't have time to pay attention to him.
Commander Wu coughed lightly and said tremblingly: "General, the humble general has invited the divine doctor......
"Who told you to invite it?" Cui Chongyu's eyes were still staring at the book in his hand, and his voice was low and cold.
Commander Wu looked at the little lady who was still "nymphomaniac" on the side with a sad face. This time, she finally felt Commander Wu's eyes full of resentment, and said nonchalantly: "Daddy, I asked him to go." ”
Cui Chongyu's hand seemed to tremble, as if he was forcibly suppressing something, and his tone was even colder: "I didn't let you come with me to point fingers at the people under my command, you must go back to Jiangning immediately next time!" ”
"But A-Niang told me to keep an eye on you, so you don't have to go to that dead slut...... Yes! ”
Before she finished scolding, the book in Cui Chongyu's hand flew out in an arc and slapped her face, and her originally flat face seemed to be even flatter.
The eldest lady Cui Fuyuan cried "wow", and the cicadas on the trees outside the house were all frightened.
Mu Fushu once again regretted that she was her half-sister.
Cui Chongyu's face was gloomy, and he scolded mercilessly: "You followed your aunt and learned the words of these shrews in the market?" I said a long time ago that it doesn't matter if people are ugly, it doesn't matter if they don't know how to write and ink, and it doesn't matter if they don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but their words and deeds must be calm and atmospheric, so that they can have the appearance of a noble daughter of a family, like you, who is no different from a woman in a mountain village, and whose ugly and brainless behavior is even more unsightly, how can I be called the eldest daughter of Cui Chongyu......"
Mu Fushu was stunned again, Cui Chongyu's poisonous tongue kung fu is simply perfect, the other party is your own daughter! It's not your enemy, dear! Are you really good like this, dear!
Cui Fuyuan was also stunned, the toad's mouth was so wide that she could almost see her stomach, listening to her father's evaluation of herself with a sluggish face, Mu Fushu looked at her sympathetically, and it was not surprising that she was going to throw herself into the river and hit the wall next.
But! Cui Fuyuan actually replied after Cui Chongyu finished scolding: "You actually say I'm ugly!" Then he twisted his waist and ran out crying.
After listening to this for a long time, I only understood my father scolding her for being ugly, and I didn't listen to the others at all, hey!
Mu Fushu once again expressed his condolences for her alarming intelligence. R1152