Chapter 536: Fighting the Pigeon and the Trapped Window
"The facts tell you that cats are unreliable! Strength is the key! The doll was still biting her hair with her mouth.
"Give me half of my body! I know what I can rely on! ”
"What?"
"Vase!" I controlled one arm and dragged the vase from the TV to the ground without thinking about it, and just when I thought the vase would crumble into slag, the vase fell to the ground intact and just rolled around on the ground.
"Are you an idiot? That's the eye! You're not a spellcaster, and if you fall, you'll fall for nothing! ”
"What then?"
"Don't you have scissors at home?"
"I don't know!"
"Kitchen knives!"
"In the kitchen."
"You die!" The doll said and suddenly let go, and my leg hit the door again.
"What do you want to do? It hurts! ”
"Let you get out early, and if you break your leg, you can pull it out of the hair loop."
"Then my leg will be crushed and broken! At this time, you have to use your brain! What kind of ability is it to break a leg! ”
"You can move your head, you can come."
"I'll come, I'll come, if you don't pull your hair, let's just keep this position, here, I don't believe she can drag us out the door." I originally wanted to respond to all changes with the same, but I didn't expect that the cat master was suddenly thrown away, lying on the ground and unable to move, and then a strand of hair flew into the house from the window and wrapped around my arm.
"Now you know what she's going to do! If you don't move, she'll have a chance to split your body in this room! The doll said this with a hint of schadenfreude, as if she wasn't sharing a body with me at this time.
"Then I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed! The cat couldn't move just now because it wanted to guard the window, and now that it can move, it will definitely come to save us! And it's almost noon. She's definitely afraid of the sun! ”
"Why are you so stupid! She's a living being! As long as her body is not out of breath, she will not be afraid of the sun! As for your dead cat, who else can you save when you see it fall like that? It's a good thing that it doesn't wait for us to save it. ”
"Don't you say that, the cat is not an ordinary cat!"
"Yes. It's not as ordinary as a domestic cat, and it gives you almost a self-help. I'll pull your arms, you pull your legs, and if you don't want to be dismembered, cooperate with me! I'll count three, two, one, and we'll retract together until we've put the two strands of hair together. "After all, there is no other way, I have to listen to the doll's arrangement.
"Ready? Three! Two! One! "The doll gave the order, I tried hard to recycle my legs, trying to make the hair on my legs and the hair on my arms turn to let Lin Ge drag himself, just when we were only one step away from success, the voice of the grandmother who collected the property fee came from the corridor.
"Who is this! Burning rags in the corridor without merit, and not extinguishing the fire after burning, what do you want to do! Create environmental pollution and aggravate the haze! It doesn't matter who burned it! I'm telling you I'm going to be fined! Lao Chen, Mrs. Han, did you two hear it? I heard the door open and came out to recognize the rag! Otherwise, no one will want to deny it for a hundred yuan in a family! I didn't admit it! If you don't admit it, believe it or not, I'm slamming the door! ”
"What is this old lady doing, her voice is so loud and she is fighting with some singing."
"She's a grandmother who collects property fees. If we can't help, let's pretend that there is no one at home. "I secretly tried to continue to pull my hair and didn't dare to speak, in case I knew that the 200 yuan we burned was not all from our family.
Finally, we put our hair together, and all that was left was to twist it into a twist and let it drag itself, but I never expected that the grandmother not only didn't leave, but also lit a fire in the corridor because no one opened the door.
"Aren't you afraid of choking, I'll let you know the dangers of air pollution!" The fire seemed to burn the strand of hair wrapped around my leg, and the force on my leg diminished, and I was dragged out of the window by the strand of hair wrapped around my arm.
"I'm a god! Does this grandmother who collects property fees have a grudge against you? This is going to end up for you! Luckily, I grabbed the edge of the windowsill, otherwise we would have turned into mud and gone straight from the fourth floor to the first floor to meet Hades. ”
"What now?" Control of my body was confiscated by the doll again, and I could only continue to communicate with her with my consciousness.
"My hair was burned twice. It takes time for the most powerful creature to recover, and she's still tugging at one of your arms, and the one I control is starting to tremble. ”
"What do you mean? Are you running out of things? Why didn't I feel pain this time? ”
"Because your arm is numb, how can it hurt."
"Master Cat! Can you still move? Come and save us! "If the doll really can't hold on, the two of us will not be far from the meat puree, so let's continue to ask for help from the cat master.
"Meow!" The cat seems to be able to move, but its cry tells me that it is very weak now, and it is trembling even when it tries to stand up, so how can we expect it to save us?
"Don't worry about that dead cat. We're going to end up here today, but it's a pity that I just got your body and I'm going to be replaced. ”
"If you don't like it, you can give me back your body now!"
"You dream about it! Are you ready to go on an adventure with me? ”
"What do you want to do?"
"Instead of passively letting go, it's better to take the initiative to fight with her! Let's go to the third floor and work hard! ”
"How do you get back? I don't have the key. ”
"You don't even know what to prioritize here, and I'm going to let go. Get ready to be weightless! The doll said let go, but we didn't fall down. I looked up and saw that it was the cat master, who had already pounced on me at some point, biting my hand with his mouth, and was using the strength of his body to fight with his hair.
"What the hell is your cat? Why can it be so heavy? ”
"I don't feel it."
"That's because I'm the one who suffers now, and you're going to dislocate both of your arms at the same time!"
"So what to do?" Hearing the doll say that, I started to get scared. What should I do if I become disabled in the future?
"Let your cat loosen its mouth! Let's go meet the forest pigeons! ”
"But I don't want to die!" The focus of my grasp with the doll is different, so there is a disagreement, I always feel that as long as the cat looses his mouth, I will definitely die.
"What are you afraid of? Can I still sell you? I won't let you die if I live! ”
"But what if you die?"
"I won't let you live alone if I'm dead!"
"Cat help!" The doll is naked, naked, naked, threatening me, I don't want to be a cushion.
"Meow!" The cat seemed to erupt, it was supposed to bite my hand but it suddenly screamed, and then quickly jumped up and stepped on my back, it was really heavy, and when it landed on my back, my whole body was shaken, and my lungs were pressed and I couldn't breathe.
"I believe you now, the cat is really heavy."
"Yikes! Whose family is that, and how does the child hang out of the window? Someone! Help me! "I'm still lamenting the weight of the cat master, and some onlookers downstairs saw that half of my body was out of the window, which was okay if I didn't roar, and a roar attracted more people to come and watch the excitement.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued.) )