"A lot has changed in your home since you set out...... The second brother has become sensible, and he has taken care of many things in the family, although the woman in the family can manage the business well, but when he goes out to sign a contract and discuss the details of the sale, people only recognize you or the second brother...... Even if the concubine wears a flying phoenix hairpin, it is still a female dependent......

The men in our family are all responsible, and the second brother learned that the family needed someone to come to the capital as a hostage, so he followed Mr. Peng Li into Beijing without thinking about it, and asked me not to worry...... didn't know that on the day he left, the concubine's eyes were swollen from crying.

You, the father, don't care about the girl at all, you didn't even give the girl a name when you left, and the concubine didn't dare to be special, so she had to call her a baby, and when the ancestors came over, they could only call the girl......

Bacon is a disobedient person who doesn't want to come to Tokyo Bianliang City, and cries when he talks about it...... Qiu Yan has the status of a concubine of the Yun family, but she can only comb her hair, but that body looks more like a man......"

Yun Zheng was lying in the bathtub and listening to his wife's nagging with a smile, this kind of nagging is much more interesting than listening to Wu Shengjun's scouts report on the military situation, I haven't listened to it for more than a year, and at this time, I can't listen enough to Lu Qingqing to say these trivial things at home.

It was very unproductive to say, and as soon as his head turned his head, he saw Lu Qingqing bending down to help him wash his hair, this woman didn't even wear a bust, not only could she see two white and greasy hills, but even that touch of blush was exposed.

So at this time, what Lu Qingqing said seemed to suddenly become a voiceover of the movie, and the wonderful scene in front of him attracted all Yun Zheng's ideas.

"Oh, don't move, wash your hair, it's all gray ......"

"If you move around, you will wash it yourself, and you will claim to have a habit of cleanliness, and you will soon become dirty...... Oops......"

The man's family is a useless person at this time, regardless of whether it is a pig or not, and the important things are done first. The rest will be talked about later, the girl was taken away by Ge Qiuyan very eye-catchingly, and it was arranged early in the morning, but it was strange at this time......

Yun Zheng is actually very researched on the issue of sexual affairs. This problem can be extended to the entire animal kingdom, dolphins are animals with very high IQs, and when estrus comes, a male dolphin knows to cooperate with another male dolphin and force the female dolphin to "conform", which is "cooperation" and a model of "reciprocal altruism".

The strong male lion reigns supreme and dominates all the females around him, while the other males can only stand aside and watch him enjoy himself alone. This is the sexual monopoly.

Emperors have empresses. It is claimed that there are seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courts, and there are no men in the harem, if you insist that there are men, it is also an incomplete man. Does that phenomenon count as a sex monopoly?

All other animals mate in season, and only humans are in high spirits at any time of the year. Yun Zheng felt that it was because of this evolutionary milestone of human beings that those ferocious animals were left far behind......

It may be that God can't get used to seeing humans being too arrogant, so he gives people some very bad problems, as far as Yun Zheng knows, when the lions and tigers choose mates, they first require strong limbs and sharp teeth. As for whether there is a scar on the face, I don't care at all, I only care about whether I can give birth to strong offspring, it can be seen that the mating of animals is pure, just for the sake of giving birth to offspring and reproducing races.

And when male humans choose a mate, they will first put those who are physically strong. Female humans with thick arms and legs are eliminated, and then those who are unrecognizable are eliminated, and the rest are women who are as delicate as willows and whose faces are like peach blossoms and who are panting after walking two steps, turning a noble and holy human activity into pleasure. This behavior makes rats look down on ......

The lion is very strong, and it has been heard that people have more than 50 sexual activities a day, and then they are not ......

So when Yun Zheng woke up the next day, his waist and limbs were sore, his limbs were weak, he barely opened his eyes and got up, and after doing personal hygiene, he looked at the sunset in the sky, and felt that he should continue to sleep......

At first, only Lu Qingqing said that it was okay to say that she was just a weak woman, and she would beg for mercy after three or five strokes, but since she changed to Ge Qiuyan one night, life has been a little difficult.

Seeing the plump body that almost exploded, Yun Zheng roared like a lion from the bottom of his throat......

God knows how long such a day has passed, anyway, Mr. Peng Li was very angry when he saw Yun Zheng's appearance, not only scolded Yun Zheng, but also scolded Lu Qingqing and Ge Qiuyan, and finally pointed at Yun Zheng's nose and scolded, "It's useless!" "Just take Yun Er Su Shi with them, and Su Zhe and they left home......

The Yun family is very quiet, this is Zou Tong's first feeling when he came to the Yun family, through the hall, to the back garden, he saw the sick Yun Zheng lying on a soft couch, his face was pale, with a warm smile, holding a book in his hand and saying to himself with a smile: "The big companion is here, it is Yun Zheng's fault that he couldn't come out to greet him, please sit down." ”

This was the first time Zou Tong had seen Yun Zheng up close, and he couldn't connect this elegant scholar with the commander who had killed countless people and crisscrossed the battlefield.

A cyan brocade robe is hidden, the white neck is exposed, the hair is simply tied into a ponytail, obliquely on the brocade, and the hands exposed outside the thin quilt are white and slender, and the smiling face can make people warm to the heart.

"The slave maid has seen the Marquis of Wenxin, and His Majesty heard that the Hou Ye was unwell, so he specially sent the slave maid to greet him, and also brought some usable medicinal materials, if the medicinal materials are not enough, His Majesty Xià said that he would go to the palace treasury to get them."

Yun Zheng arched his hand towards the position of the palace and said: "Minister thanks, please return to Your Majesty, Weichen is just physically tired, and the occasional wind and cold is not a big problem, if it weren't for the worry of giving the illness to His Majesty, I would have entered the palace to see His Majesty, and it was Yun Zheng's fault that he worried about His Majesty because of his cheap body." ”

Ge Qiuyan brought Zou Tong tea and snacks, Zou Tong seemed to have something to say, and was not in a hurry to leave, so he picked up the teacup and took a sip of thanks, and said with a smile: "I finally drank the tea of Yunhou's family, I heard that the method of stir-frying tea came from Yunhou's hand?" ”

Yun Zheng said with a smile: "This method has been figured out by the predecessors a long time ago, but it is not good at promoting, so it buried in the countryside, Yun Zheng accidentally learned that it is not considered to be a pearl in the sea?"

Since the big friend likes it, there seems to be some spring tea this year, autumn smoke, you go and prepare some for the big friend, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy. ”

Zou Tong saw Ge Qiuyan coming out of the back garden and said with a smile: "Your Majesty wants me to ask Wen Xinhou, when can you go to court?" There are still many problems in the battle of Guangnan, and you need to give your majesty ideas as a person who has experienced it, Yunhou. ”

Yun Zheng said with a smile: "Your Majesty looks up to Yun Zheng too much, I am just a martial artist, how can I participate in the major affairs of the country, I am the Song Dynasty, Pang Gong and others are even more wise and wise, what is undecided, please ask Your Majesty to allow Yun Zheng to be lazy for a few days." ”

Zou Tong said again: "But the army is triumphant, the country has its own etiquette, Yunhou doesn't care about those glory, don't your subordinates care?" Doing so will chill the hearts of the soldiers. ”

"The army is outside, Yun Zheng may have the courage to do whatever it takes to be outside the king's order, that is because the frontier is too far away, and it is too late to ask for the will, now that the whole army has returned, Wu Shengjun is His Majesty's minions, what to do is to ask the Privy Council to make an idea, Yun Zheng has no opinion."

Zou Tong sighed and said: "It is rare for a country to be so indifferent to fame and fortune as the marquis. ”

"That's because Di Gong is not yet a teacher, if Di Gong returns to the court, you will understand what is the real indifference to fame and fortune!"

Zou Tong saw that Yun Zheng didn't leak a single word, and he didn't have the slightest willingness to go to court, so he had to say goodbye and leave.

After Lu Qingqing personally sent Zou Tong away, he quickly returned to the back garden, sat next to Yun Zheng and asked worriedly: "Husband, you have refused to go to the court three times, if you continue like this, will you embarrass Your Majesty?" ”

Yun Zheng smiled: "Haven't you found it yet?" In fact, no one wants to see me go to court? Shi Zhongxin has not been in court for half a year, but someone has asked? As long as I don't go to the court, I won't be in trouble, the first two times I said that I was sick and didn't go to the court, can those imperial historians have any movement? Rest assured! The world is inseparable from everyone, and no one is indispensable. ”

Lu Qingqing tightly pressed Yun Zheng's hand that reached in from the neckline, and pleaded: "You are not in good health now, it is not good for your body to cut it down, Mr. Peng Li is angry." ”

Yun Zheng saw Lu Qingqing's resolute attitude, and then withdrew the hand that was making trouble, and picked up the book again to read.

Lu Qingqing said softly: "It's still a long time, you can do anything if your body is raised, but you don't dare to break your body." ”

"Hmph, slap me and give me a sweet date, I get together with you less and leave more, and I finally go home, and I won't let me touch it, sue you, now for me, what state affairs, military, and political affairs are not as important as sexual affairs! In the future, it would be right to ask Pang Ji for political affairs, Di Qing for military affairs, and for sexual affairs! ”

Lu Qingqing smiled back and forth, and when the smile was soft, he lay on Yun Zheng's chest and said, "Okay, my lord, if this word spreads, it will be laughed out of Tokyo's big teeth." ”

Yun Zheng smiled and leaned his hand in again and kneaded: "A hundred years of life, like a white horse passing through a gap, there are endless secrets waiting for us to explore between heaven and earth, there are countless delicacies waiting for me to taste, and there are two beauties at home waiting for me to get close, who has the time to ask about state affairs, let it go to hell." ”

When Ge Qiuyan walked in with his daughter Yunluoluo, he saw Lu Qingqing's clothes disheveled and his face was red, so he quickly covered his daughter's dark eyes and said, "You two should also pay attention to it, and be seen by the child carefully." ”

With the little girl, Yun Zheng's flames immediately subsided, and he got up and picked up the girl and put it on his neck, planning to take him to the garden for a walk.

Ge Qiuyan hurriedly said: "Master, the Shi family, the Wang family, and the Cao family invited the master to the pear garden to participate in the banquet, whether you go or not is to give me a word, the Shi family's housekeeper has already come three times." ”

"Then go, everyone goes, I heard that the pears of the Shi family are very good, pick a few baskets and come back for the festival." Yun Zheng jumped like a rabbit and coaxed his daughter to be happy: "Go too!" ”

Ge Qiuyan agreed and hurriedly went to the front to reply to the post, this was the first aristocratic feast that Yunfu participated in Kaifeng, and she really wanted to see how the rich and noble people lived.

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Chapter I