Chapter 336: A Perverted World Doesn't Need a Reason.
An Xiaoshu frowned, and was about to speak, but the little sparrow couldn't help but speak first, "Old bird, what you said is true?" β
I thought I would be punished a lot, but I didn't expect it to be over after an apology, and the little sparrow who likes everything impulsively looked surprised.
She is nothing, two choices, which is more important, and naturally divides the love.
"Of course! When did Lao Tzu lie to you? β
That's a lot! Anyu'er snorted secretly, frowned and dragged the little sparrow with a surprised face, "Sixth, you are stupid, you also believe his words!" β
So what's the solution? The little sparrow is impulsive, and she is also timid. As soon as she thought of the old bird's sentence being eliminated, she was directly intimidated.
"But ......"
"Shut up! Idiot! Glaring at her, Hedinghong also snorted.
Just because the little sparrows don't have good brains doesn't mean they're all stupid.
If the old birds were so talkative, they wouldn't have come this far.
"Old bird, you don't really plan to let them go, do you?" Over there, the Tiger King approached the old bird and asked in a low voice.
"Of course! Is there any truth in what I said? Coughing lightly, the old bird replied with a righteous face, and he was not afraid that they would hear it.
"But I ......," the Tiger King was aggrieved.
"Okay, you're a big man, what are you doing with a group of women? We men who are soldiers, what's the big deal if you take two hits. If you feel bad, punch me twice. β
Beat the old birds? The Tiger King didn't dare.
With a snort, he turned and sat down on a nearby stool, and stopped talking.
The interaction between the two undoubtedly gave the little sparrow a strong shot, making her unable to hold it back.
"Report to the old bird, I say, I'll be honest." Immediately. She said.
Depend on! Pressing her eyebrows, Yanzi wanted to slap her unconscious.
As a future female special combat member who thinks she has a superior IQ, Yanzi racked her brains and couldn't figure out how there could be something like a little sparrow with a zero IQ in the world.
It's just that she's still in their 1st group!
"Oh? Tell me whose idea it was. "The shrewd eyes of the old bird here are a little foxy.
"Report, it's ......" As the voice of the little sparrow sounded, everyone's hearts also rose to their throats. I'm afraid she will say something she shouldn't say.
"Who? Say it. The old bird urged.
Report. It's me! His eyes swept around, and he returned to the old bird, and the little sparrow said categorically.
His eyes sank. The old bird looked at her like an idiot.
It was clearly written on his face, 'With your intelligence, can you come up with such an idea?'"
"It's really me, I don't lie to you!" Seeing that he did not speak. The little sparrow repeated.
"Lao Tzu killed you!" The Tiger King, who was sitting on the side, stood up without warning, and was about to rush over with a roar.
See the shape shΓ¬ is not right. The lion kings immediately grabbed him, "Tiger King, don't be impulsive. β
Impulse? Can he still call it impulsive?
The little sparrow was frightened and shook his body. Take two steps back.
"What do you want to do? Don't mess around, we'll die with you! Without any words, the women of Group 1 instantly pulled off the fight. Confronting the old birds.
"Together...... chewing these four words, the old bird looks like a neurotic." What are you doing? Put your hands down. β
"Don't let go, sue you, you don't want to bully us again!" Swallow Road.
Who bullied whom? The Tiger King gasped in exasperation.
"Don't say Lao Tzu's words a second time, all stand upright!"
The hesitant gaze wandered on the extermination master Tai and An Xiaoshu, and the women were a little undecided.
They feel that they seem to be born with a fear of old birds.
An Xiaoshu also pursed her lips and stared at him, not understanding what the old bird meant.
It stands to reason that they have committed such a big crime, he should not say anything about eliminating them, he just wants to set out the behind-the-scenes instructions.
Gesturing to the others, they quickly stood up, confused.
"Report, it's me! It was my idea. "If someone has to take on it, she's the best person. An Xiaoshu now only hopes that the old bird can see Xiling Ang's face and fall lightly.
With a tense face, the old bird didn't speak for a long time.
An Xiaoshu guessed well, no matter what aspect it is, the old bird really doesn't dare to do anything to her, otherwise he will have to be the leader of the next moment.
While he was silent, something strange happened.
The crowd, who had just been speechless, suddenly shouted in disagreement:
"Report, and me!"
"And me!"
"There's me too!"
In the face of everyone's sudden transformation, the old bird was not too surprised, or a kind of profundity that had been expected a long time ago.
"Yo he, Ji is deeply affectionate!"
Sentiment ...... Poof, peat!
Snorting twice, An Xiaoshu glared back with a disdainful look.
Say they're the guys? In her opinion, the old birds are the basis of the red fruit!
didn't expect that everyone would risk being eliminated and compete for admission, An Xiaoshu sighed and was particularly relieved.
In less than a month, they were tacitly twisted into a rope, and all of them were the credit of the old bird, without his big boss, how could there be rookies in their group.
However, the problem now is, if something like that happens, will the old birds still be willing to keep them?
Assaulting an instructor is not a small crime.
Originally, with Anyu's temperament, she didn't care, at most it was a pity, but they were the envy of many people at this point, and the three-month training camp was almost one-third.
At first, it was just a simple face-saving problem, but now I always feel that there is something more.
It's really not good, why don't she pull Wu Huang'er out and try it? Buying and buying the surname Feng.
"A good man is a good man, old bird, we did it, if you want to eliminate it, let's say it directly!" Raising his head, Crane Dinghong looked at the old bird without yielding.
"Knock out? Why should I weed you out? The old bird looked at them strangely, and laughed.
The crowd was puzzled.
"Doesn't eliminating you mean that your hard life is over? You think it's beautiful! From now on, until Lao Tzu speaks, none of you will want to leave here! β
The loud voice was exceptionally clear in the quiet training ground.
Everyone's eyes widened. Some are afraid to be confident.
Does the old bird mean that they will not be eliminated?
After a short silence, everyone suddenly exclaimed excitedly!
"Mom, I'm not dreaming, am I?"
"Don't worry, if you're dreaming, everyone is dreaming."
"Why do I think the old bird said this, there seems to be some conspiracy behind it?"
"Whatever. As long as you don't drive us away. Anyway, I've seen his various metamorphoses a long time ago. β
"That's right."
Everyone was discussing happily, but the exterminator frowned and stepped forward. She asked, "Report, why?" β
It doesn't matter why he can, if only he could stay. The swallow pulled her and told her not to provoke them at this time.
"There is no why! Don't you often call us perverts? A perverted world doesn't need a reason. β
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Everyone's faces stiffened slightly. Stopped cheering.
"In order to live up to your high expectations, to live up to the word of praise perverted. Now, all of them areβ" the old bird's voice was half-joking, half-stern," ...... Armed Extreme Off-Road! β
Sky! Now armed with extreme off-road?
You know, it's night, and they're still overdoing it during the day. Isn't this a matter of human life?!
Clenching his fists, An Xiaoshu almost fainted.
I know that he is not so kind, and the reason why he left them. It's just to torture them better!
"Do you know why you were punished?"
Ask while knowing the answer! Because of metamorphosis!
Of course, this is a psychological idea. You can't say that.
"Report, because we hit the instructor."
"That's second, and there's a little more."
And also? The crowd was puzzled.
"Because you're stupid! Because you're stupid! Because you don't do things through your brains! β
One by one, the words, like a bell, struck everyone angrily.
"Have you ever thought about the consequences of doing this? If every special operator is like you, there is only one way to die! A dead end, you know?! β
Well, I was going to refute it, but later I found out that what the old bird said still has some truth. They have to admit that they did not think deeply about it.
His gaze swept over the lowered heads, and the old bird continued: "I can sue you, if it is me who is beaten today, if you can have the ability to do it without leaking, I won't let a fart go!" β
What does it mean? Suggesting that they had a plan for their next sneak attack?
The old bird's thoughts are really not something that ordinary people can understand.
"Deaf? Armed Extreme Off-Road! β
Poor Tiger King, who was beaten inexplicably, has not yet been explained.
Without further rebuttal, everyone hurried back to the dormitory to pack their backpacks.
Five minutes later, the seven poor women were ready to go.
Looking at their distant backs, the Tiger King suddenly wailed, "Hey, it hurts! β
"Okay, don't pretend, it's just your rough skin, how big is it."
"Eh, old bird, you can't say that, don't underestimate those women, you don't know how ruthless they are." While crying and mourning, the Tiger King pointed to his obviously bruised cheeks, "See, it's all disfigured." β
Disfigured? It's also called disfigurement!
The Monkey King cut and said, "I said Tiger King, you are a big man, what do you want such a beautiful face for?" it? β
"Get out! Do you think anyone is like you, and you can't apply two catties of flour and powder! β
With this metaphor, you can imagine how dark the Monkey King really is.
"Hey, don't be a life attack!" The Monkey King was poked in pain and stared at him in warning.
The Tiger King didn't care, "What's wrong with poking you?" Can you have as much pain as I do now? β
Compared to the pain in his mouth, he received a real fist!
I really can't figure it out, what is going on with women now, they are all stronger than men, if this goes on for a long time, won't their men's status be in jeopardy?
"You deserve it, who let you fall into other people's ways!"
It's a shame to think about it, as a member of the Zero team, the elite of the special forces, he was bullied by a group of women into that stinky look. (To be continued)