Chapter 109: Unreliable
Early the next morning, the fat man was woken up by a noise outside, stretched out on the bed, and then felt a burst of warmth from his belly, and looked up to see that the little monkey was curled up on his belly, snorting and sleeping soundly.
You guy is really going to find a place, get up, hurry up, in case your hands and feet are not honest, give me a monkey to steal peaches, I haven't asked my daughter-in-law yet-pat the monkey's head, wake up the little monkey, and Brother Badou went outside with his clothes on. I saw a large circle of old men and old ladies around, and the noise came from there.
When they are older, they sleep less, so the old people get up early, and they usually walk around the nursing home, playing tai chi or something, what's wrong with this today?
Brother Badou came up to take a look, it turned out that the white peacocks and blue peacocks didn't know when to sneak back, and the male peacocks were having long tail feathers to open the screen there.
The peacock opened the screen, which was indeed beautiful, but Brother Badou was annoyed: "Hurry up and get out, and if you run here again, you will cut off your tails!" "If this is seen by outsiders, it will be exposed if it is not good.
The old men and old ladies didn't know why, and they accused the fat man of ruining the scenery. Brother Badou had to explain to them: This is a peacock lost in the zoo, and he doesn't know why he asked the crow to be abducted and sold, and once he finds it, he will definitely be caught, so he can't show up in the park.
The old men gave up, took something to eat, and led the peacock back to the forest. Not to mention, with the addition of these birds, the forest is also full of life. Especially early in the morning. All kinds of birdsong are in the ears, and listening to them makes people feel happy, not for a while. Most of the old people were attracted to the forest and walked around the forest.
When eating breakfast, the fat man answered a phone call, it was He Tiantian calling, saying that he had been busy for the past two days, and he would come to visit Doudou and Xiaomi on his rest day, and it was over. He also told the fat man to read today's newspaper.
As soon as he left He Tiantian's phone, another call from Zhang Xiaoya came in. It's basically a rhetoric. It made Brother Badou wonder: Could it be that the zoo is getting bigger?
However, the location of the nursing home is relatively remote, so there is no newspaper subscription. At this moment, Li Xiaoman's phone called again, and he yelled at him: "You jumped into the bear's den." Why do you still ask Doudou to follow the adventure, I have never seen you so dad! “
"Father and son soldiers, how do you know Xiaoman?" Brother Badou was scolded so beautifully, at this time, you can see the distance of the relationship, like Zhang Xiaoya and He Tiantian are as polite, which means that the relationship is not in place.
"Your photos are all in the newspapers, and you are still so stupid in the newspapers!" Li Xiaoman chuckled twice, and then put down the phone. Although she counted the fat man down, her heart was sweet. If she had been there at the time, she would have jumped with the fat man without hesitation. However, you can't say this to the fat man. Otherwise, he must be very stinky and patting his chest and saying that the husband sings and sings with the wife.
Thinking about it, Li Xiaonan's face couldn't help but fly two blushes-
People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, it's in the newspaper, I still want to keep a low profile - the fat man shook his head, and then continued to fight with the big bun on the plate. He didn't know. Not only is it vigorously promoted in newspapers, but it has also caused a huge sensation on the Internet. Brother Weiwu's name is more prosperous than before.
Being famous sometimes means trouble, for now, this breakfast is not to be eaten, when the horse monkey smiled and said that someone was carrying a camera at the door of the nursing home to name Brother Weiwu, the fat man was almost choked by the bun: "It must be a reporter, just say that I am not at home, and I went up the mountain." ”
Brother Badou didn't have the leisure to talk to reporters, in his plan, he had to lead Doudou and the little monkey into the mountains to hunt for treasure in the past two days.
"If it were me, even if I gave the reporter a big red envelope, I would do it." Ma Fenghou is quite dissatisfied, these days, who doesn't look forward to being famous, and some people even hype themselves up in different ways, how can a fat man be so stupid.
Seeing the horse monkey going to negotiate with the reporter, Brother Badou grabbed two big buns and prepared to leave. But the horse monkey went fast and came back quickly: "Badou, it's not a reporter, I'm here to send money to you and Doudou!" ”
It's good to send money, I'm short of money now - the fat man and his party have almost entered the mountain from the back door, and when they heard the shouts of the horses and monkeys, they walked back, and they learned that the other party was from a food factory, and they were looking for him and Doudou to advertise and endorse.
The fat man nodded secretly: Fame and fortune are indeed brothers.
The horse monkey was a little jealous: "With the image of a fat man, you can only endorse the food factory!" ”
At this point, Brother Badou has no objections. However, after listening to the other party's explanation, I understood: It turned out that the bear cake that Doudou fed the bears in the zoo yesterday was produced by this food factory.
No wonder people can do business, how does this brain grow - the fat man also expressed his admiration, and said that there is something today, and it may be a few days before there is time.
"It doesn't matter, the main thing is that Doudou's children can appear on the camera. Ours is designed like this, basically restoring the situation at that time, with Doudou holding biscuits and feeding the bears, and shooting a few shots. "The other party's supervisor is a fat man who is fatter than Brother Badou, and he deserves to be from a food factory.
Brother Badou understands, daring to love him is a match, and Doudou is the protagonist. But Brother Badou was too late to be happy, and touched Doudou's little brain: "My son has a future, and he can make money at such a big age-this fat brother, how much money are you going to pay?" ”
The fat comrade smiled innocently: "Who doesn't know that Brother Weiwu is brave and brave, helping others, squandering money with righteousness, and spending money like dirt, how can he care about this little money, he must be joking with us, isn't it?" ”
This guy has a simple face, but in fact he is very slippery, and he actually wants to empty the gloves of the white wolf. It's a pity that he doesn't really know Brother Badou, originally, as long as he gives 18,000, Brother Badou will definitely agree, because he doesn't care how much money he has, the main thing is that Doudou earns it with his own ability, and the symbolism is not trivial.
"That's it, I'm a little busy now, you can talk to Ma Fenghou about related issues, he is my personal assistant." After casually sealing the horse monkey an official, Brother Badou led Doudou away.
"Isn't the personal assistant a little smaller, you are the chairman, how can I be a general manager." The horse monkey yelled at the fat man's back dissatisfied.
Brother Badou replied without looking back: "It's good if I didn't seal you with Bi Ma Wen-"
Under the playful gaze of the old man and the old lady, the horse monkey was also a little embarrassed, and a wicked spirit was sprinkled on the negotiator of the food factory: "Don't want to call our Doudou to appear if you don't have 500,000!" ”
The fat comrade immediately conjured up a bitter gourd face: "Even if you invite your father to go to the second-generation children in the star, there is no such price?" ”
"Those little dolls dare to feed cookies to the bears!" The horse monkey grabbed the weakness of the other party in one fell swoop, and it seems that this guy really has the talent to be a personal assistant.
No matter how the horse monkey argued with the representatives of the food factory, Brother Badou was already carrying a big bag on his back and carrying Doudou on his shoulder, heading towards the mountains.
The little handsome monkey was blind, and after jumping in front for a while, he didn't leave, hugged the fat man's thighs and climbed up, sitting on the other shoulder of Brother Badou beautifully, and from time to time he also came to build a pergola and look at the world.
Just when the monkey was used, Brother Badou endured it, followed the direction pointed out by the little monkey, waded through the forest, crossed the mountains and mountains, and Brother Badou's current physique, if it was replaced by someone else, he would have been tired and lying down.
"Can you take me to the good path-" Brother Badou complained while wiping his sweat, it seems that the monkey is really not a qualified guide, where is it difficult to go where to drill. Think about it, although it is difficult for people to walk, but for monkeys, it is not a problem at all, and it is the safest.
Squeak - The little handsome monkey pointed ahead and yelled, then jumped off Brother Badou's shoulder with a whoosh and flew forward. Brother Badou also felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart: Oh, mom, it's finally here!
So he also ran a few steps, but saw the little monkey running to a pear tree, holding a yellow and clear pear with his little paws, and gnawing it fragrantly. Brother Badou stumbled and almost hit the pear tree: Can you be reliable?
The little handsome monkey didn't eat alone, and as soon as his little paws were pulled, pears fell from the tree. Brother Badou was also thirsty and tired, and the two of them sat under the tree and nibbled on pears. Not to mention, even though it is a wild pear tree, the taste of pears is very strong.
"Old Bean, there are bugs!" Doudou suddenly patted Brother Badou's arm, and the fat man looked down at the half-eaten pears in his hand, and sure enough, there were traces of insects, and even found traces of insects, but there was only half of the white and chubby left. As for the other half who disappeared, needless to say, it has already entered Brother Badou's belly.
Wild pears are all natural, but there are definitely a lot of insects. Brother Badou took this half of the pear, looked at the half of the worm and went straight to luck, and finally ruthlessly, and clicked and bit several bites, anyway, he had already eaten it, and it was not bad for this half of the worm.
Throw the pear pit towards the little handsome monkey on the tree: "Let's go!" ”
The little handsome monkey jumped on Brother Badou's shoulder again, and continued to gnaw on pears, so the treasure hunting team continued to move forward, and when it came to noon, Brother Badou was so tired that he found a shady place to rest. Open the backpack in the back, take water and food out of it, and give it to Doudou. The little handsome monkey had a pair of round eyes and a grunt, and when Brother Badou was eating and drinking, he began to rummage through the bag, and it turned out to be a lump of bananas.
With the scream of the little handsome monkey, there was a noise in the forest, and nearly twenty monkeys swished out, and they couldn't help but say, you fight for me, in the blink of an eye, the things in the backpack are empty, what mineral water, biscuits, bread, ham and sausages, all of them have been swept clean, just like taking things from various families.
"You're just a bunch of bandits!" Brother Badou could only sigh that there were no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey was called the king, and these foods were the rations he prepared for three days, and the result was all reimbursed at once. And looking at the unreliable little handsome monkey, you may have to wander around the mountains for a long time.
Brother Badou, who was originally full of confidence, began to cast a shadow on his heart- (To be continued)