Chapter 145: Alex

Alex - Portuguese-Spanish, somewhat similar to the star Cristiano Ronaldo, a typical Portuguese handsome guy!

Alex isn't a mercenary organization - he's the fifth-ranked founder of the Grim Reaper, the world's killer organization!

Put it into Master Gu Long's martial arts, then he is the owner and door master of the killer organization like 'Tsing Yi Building', 'Bloody Clothes Gate', and 'Red Shoes'!

This guy is the same as Luo Yang, he is a pretentious womanizer, a prodigal son!

Luo Yang had known him ten years ago, and the two were about the same age, with Alex only three years older than Luo Yang.

Luo Yang and he met at a dance party, of course, the sexual orientation of the two is relatively normal, and there is no problem of zĂ i 'small attack' and 'little shou'.

The reason why they met was to compete for a blonde beauty from England, and for her, the two guys got into a fight, almost like a western cowboy in the movie, pulling out a gun and dueling!

However, without fighting or knowing each other, the two actually became friends, and the scarred two, helped each other to go to the bar and get drunk - as for the blonde beauty...... Seeing that the two of them supported each other with an extremely intimate 'broken back' action, and walked away without looking back, they regarded her as air! The blonde beauty was so angry that she almost didn't have a 'big aunt' and squirted a mouthful of bruises!

"Jack, you didn't expect it to be me, did you?!"

Alex shouted.

"Ake, I really didn't expect it to be you!" Luo Yang said.

Ake, it was Luo Yang who found his name troublesome to pronounce, so he gave him a nickname!

“…… That's good! Luo Yang said with a sigh.

Good?

What's so good?

No one understands what Luo Yang's 'okay' means!

"Jack, on Christmas Eve the year before last, it seems that I can only drink the remaining half bottle of Remy Martin XO!"

Alex said suddenly.

Luo Yang was stunned for a moment - drink the remaining half bottle of Remy Martin? Didn't last year's Halloween finish drinking in his house like a few blonde and blue-eyed 'Persian cats'?

"Alex, now is not the time to catch up!"

In another building, Statham, the leader of the mercenary group 'The Cave', shouted.

"What to do, I don't need you to teach me!" Alex shot back coldly: "If you receive money from your employer, even if you are a brother, you have to die!" It's the rule of our business! ”

'Bang bang! ’

Two bullets whizzed and struck the Roman column, sending up puffs of concrete smoke.

Alex retracted his gun and said, "Jack, don't worry! For the sake of old friends, I'll take care of those beautiful lovers of yours, hahaha! ”

Luo Yang fired a shot in the direction of the building where Alex was, as if to return the favor.

"Ake, then I thank you in advance! Please take care of your mommy and sister Alyssa! Luo Yang leaned on the inside of the pillar and said, "Especially Alyssa, she is nineteen years old this year, right?" I know, she likes me! Every time I go to your house, she stares at me with her blue-brown charming eyes! ”

“****!!!” Alex sprayed **** directly.

Luo Yang has always felt that the level of scolding by foreigners is not at the same level as that of Chinese people!

They tossed and turned, either '****' or '****', and there was no technical content at all. Huaxia is an ancient country with 5,000 years of civilization, and there are not only vulgar and straightforward scolding methods - such as greeting each other's immediate female relatives, and caring for some part of their body organs, and having a relationship with them spiritually! Even if the female elders of the other party have passed away for n years, or even n hundred years, and the bones are gone, it does not prevent the scolder from having a divine relationship with them!

Of course, this is just a method of scolding each other by the folk 'grassroots' who are similar to shrews scolding the street, and it belongs to the most inferior and uneducated method of scolding.

The ancient Confucian, scolding people never carried dirty words, and they were also very literate. At first glance, I thought that the other party was praising himself, I slept and turned a few corners, and the scolded person suddenly woke up, beat his chest in anger, and was angry to death!

In modern times, many literate people have also inherited the tradition of their ancestors, although there are fewer roundabouts, but the tradition of 'scolding people without seeing dirty words' has been inherited!

For example, to describe a girl as ugly, you can't directly say that she looks like 'Sister Feng', so that the other party will definitely be mad on the spot!

"You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and looking so defeated!"

"You look so creative, you live so bravely!"

"Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!"

"When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself, you think it's superfluous, but it's actually ...... You're really superfluous. ”

"Stick your picture on the wall, ward off evil during the day, and contraception at night!"

"Look at you walking with your head held high, for fear that others won't know that you are the airport?"

"Your appearance is very refreshing!"

"You were kissed by a pig when you were a kid, right?!"

"Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his guts! ”

"Are you acting like this because you are dissatisfied with the world?"

"If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll count me as a hooligan once I turn around!"

"I thought you were a flower on the side of the cliff, but later I found out that you were just a grain of dregs in the sea of people!"

"I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, the Martians, where did you come from?"

As for scolding male compatriots, it is even more countless!

"2b describes you, other people's pencils are not happy!"

"Your IQ is always on the first level, always below the horizon!"

"Even though you've got cologne sprayed on you, I can still faintly smell the smell of scum!"

“………………”

For the way of Chinese scolding, it is standing in the forest of the world's nations! Proud of the world, I can't find an opponent, there is a kind of loneliness and loneliness of 'seeking defeat alone'!

Luo Yang is the best in this way!

The vast majority of foreigners don't understand that the Chinese people are scolding them at all, because they only have one tendon in their brains, and it is a straight tendon, and they can't bend, let alone turn in circles!

Therefore, Luo Yang did not beat around the bush too much, but greeted Alex's female relatives relatively directly, and indirectly had a relationship with them that was beyond ordinary friendship!

Of course, there is another layer of relationship that outsiders don't know - Alex, like Luo Yang, is an orphan, and he grew up in an orphanage!

Alex doesn't have a sister.

Alyssa is a 'Chihuahua' he raised in his villa!

Luo Yang indirectly scolded him for being a dog - the dog is his sister, so of course he is also a dog!

Enraged, Alex switched to a machine gun and swept at the Roman columns!

On the Roman columns of the concrete structure that need to be hugged by five people, there are dense bullet holes!

Luo Yang, who was hiding behind the stone pillar, was extremely embarrassed - it was really a hundred secrets, and he actually wrapped himself in...... How could I have anything to do with 'Alyssa'! Although he went to Alex's house, he had to hug 'Alyssa' every time, but the conscience of heaven and earth, Luo Yang never thought of having an affair with this 'little beauty'!

Fortunately, foreigners' thinking is not so agile, and looking at Alex's madness, he must not have taken this layer into account!

"What should I do?" Forrest Gump is really anxious.

"Two ways!"

Luo Yang shrunk his neck, hid behind the pillar, and remained motionless: "First, you take off your clothes, put on a wig, put on a hood and walk out, maybe they covet your beauty, and after some love, they will let you go!" ”

"You'd better say the second way!" Forrest Gump said dejectedly.

"Second, catch me a spider!" Luo Yang Road.

"What are you doing catching spiders?"

Forrest Gump was puzzled, and looked up to see if there were any cobwebs.

"Let the spider bite me and turn me into Spider-Man!" Luo Yang said angrily.

"There's no spider, and you can catch a bat, but you'll have to get me a batmobile!"

Luo Yang shrank there and said without moving.

Forrest Gump's dark and thick lips were pursed like a chimpanzee - his mind would never turn again, and he knew that Luo Yang was ridiculing him!

"Is there really no way?" Forrest Gump was very unwilling.

"For one Alex, I'm afraid you're going to have to do it with all your might! Do you think I can handle so many people at once? My father is not Li Jing, and I don't have three heads and six arms! ”

Luo Yang waved his hand, thinking, what are I doing with the 'charcoal head' talking about these useless things? He doesn't know where Nezha is sacred!

Luo Yang glanced at Anna, the beauty of Allure, and thought to himself: If she can strip naked and walk out, maybe it will be useful! Not only can she save her own life, but she can also make the enemy lose his mind for a short time, thus giving Luo Yang a good opportunity to break through.

Of course, Luo Yang quickly gave up this unrealistic idea!

It's not that Luo Yang's conscience found out, but because, even if Anna is willing, even if the other party is tricked, he still can't break through!

The reason is very simple - Anna is stripped naked, and she can't help but admire it carefully, and when the time comes, let alone her legs, even her toes will have to freeze...... Unless you put your own eyes in your own eyes, before she undresses, pick out your own eyeballs!

"Bump Bump!"

The gunfire continued, firing at the Roman column from all directions.

The fire is so fierce, and it is still cross-fire, if it weren't for the fact that the pillars are tall and thick, made of reinforced concrete, I'm afraid they would have been penetrated a long time ago!

Even so, large swaths of cement were knocked down and splashed into the air......

At this point, there was no other way but to hide behind the Roman columns.

Want to run back into the building, from the Roman column to the entrance to the building, there is at least a vacuum area of five meters, without any cover.

If Luo Yang was alone, he might be able to fight with his almost 'Ling Bo micro-step' ghost steps, but now there are his injured black brother-in-law and Anna!

Could it be that I, the 'jade-faced flying dragon' Xiao Yangyang, am going to die here?

- Qianying, I haven't been 'good' with you yet! I haven't made friends with you yet! I haven't slept with you yet!

Luo Yang felt that he was really wronged, even more wronged than Dou E!