Luo Yang stood outside the door, and at this time, he was extremely helpless in his heart.

――Who did I recruit and provoke whom, how did I meet such a female neuropath!

Luo Yang calmed down and began to think of a way to enter the house - it is obviously impossible to break through the wall, and the anti-theft door is strong enough, without the tools at hand, it cannot be broken at all, he knows that this brand of anti-theft door, the lock cylinder design is extremely complex, and it cannot be opened at all with a wire!

Climb up the window from the ground floor or down the downspout from the top floor?

However, Luo Yang helplessly thought that all the anti-theft windows were installed around the house - although the cylindrical stainless steel welded anti-theft windows were hollow, it was impossible to remove them for a while!

The exhaust system of the central air conditioner?

My day!

There's no such thing as central air conditioning in the house!

-- How is it that such an ordinary house is more difficult to enter than the heavily guarded parliament building of a certain country? Luo Yang let out a long lament!

Luo Yang reluctantly found that unless the girl in the house opened the door from the inside, it would be impossible for him to enter the house in a short time.

Luo Yang subconsciously touched his pocket and wanted to light a cigarette, but found that he was not wearing a coat at all, and even his mobile phone was on the sofa.

"Hey, what the hell do you want?" Luo Yang knocked lightly on the door, his tone was no longer irritable and crazy, he lowered his posture and said in a low voice.

"I've been so polite, maybe my sister I've already let you into the house!" The girl's voice came out of the door, and Luo Yang heard it clearly, obviously the other party was leaning against the door and talking.

"Can you let me in now?" Luo Yang said almost pleadingly.

"Can't!"

The girl's answer was crisp.

"Falk oil!" Luo Yang said a non-standard English.

The girl snorted and said in a voice: "You still dare to curse!" I only wanted you to stay outside for ten minutes, but now it's half an hour! ”

Luo Yang was really crazy, and said incoherently: "If you don't open the door again, I'm going to call!" ”

When the words came out, Luo Yang felt that something was wrong - when did he become a reluctant woman?

I only heard the girl's silver bell-like laughter come out: "Giggles...... You're so funny! How, the louder the better! If you just cut your throat, no one will come to save you! ”

'Bang! ’

Luo Yang was completely mad, turned into Sakuragi Hanamichi, and slammed his head against the wall!

The head was fine, and a layer of white ash on the wall fell off, making Luo Yang's face all over his face.

Luo Yang coughed while wiping his eyes - disaster is not a one-way street, drinking cold water stuffs his teeth! hit a wall, and was still confused, Luo Yang wanted to die.

"Crash! Bang it! The girl seemed to be able to see the picture of Luo Yang hitting the wall, and gloated: "If you can break through the south wall, I will let you deal with it!" Be a cow and a horse to give birth to a baby, hit it, don't pity this wall, hit it hard! ”

Luo Yang was completely defeated - he was surprised to find that there are ruthless characters in this world who can still put forks than him, it is really a mountain and a mountain high!

"Phew! Where did the little goblin come from, dare to go to the mortal world to make trouble, and report it quickly! ”

Luo Yang's head hit the wall at this time, but he calmed down, squatted on the ground, picked up the cigarette butt on the ground, and said while drawing circles on the ground with the charred cigarette butt.

"Zhang Lianhua!" The girl said, "People who know me call me Xiaohua!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua? Well, this girl is quite funny!

"However, since you call me a leprechaun, as punishment, you will spend the night outside the house tonight!"

The beautiful voice of the girl Zhang Lianhua came from the crack in the door: "The moonlight is good tonight, the Big Dipper is shining, and you can see Leo and Balance!" You can spend the night on the rooftop, enjoy the moon, blow the cool breeze, how cool! ”

Luo Yang drew a black Olympic ring on the ground with a cigarette butt, and began to draw the Audi logo again, at this time he was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "I don't want to see Leo and Scale, I just want to see Virgo...... You're still not, aren't you? Open the door quickly and let the uncle check it! ”

The girl heard that Luo Yang was eating her tofu, but she was not annoyed, and pretended to be stupid and said: "You really guessed it, I was born in September, a real Virgo!" ”

"Huh? You're such a Virgo! No wonder...... "Luo Yang knows that Virgo is the most unprovoked sign, both men and women, they are extremely difficult to get along with and extremely neurotic!" That's why some companies will write a sentence at the end of the job notice - the company does not recruit 'Virgo' employees.

Of course, Luo Yang was very unimpressed by this, and even a little disgusted.

Judging a person's quality from the attribute of 'constellation', this is just like the old society, at the door of high-end places in various concessions in Shanghai, posted 'Chinese and dogs are not allowed to enter', as well as some factories in the southern region a few years ago, discrimination against workers in the north, especially in a certain area, posted 'The company refuses to recruit migrant workers from xx province', all of which are untargeted, insulting and discriminatory behaviors!

But today, Luo Yang has some belief in the 'constellation theory' - only a neurotic female madman of Virgo can do such an inexplicable thing and occupy the magpie's nest!

"Woman, no, goddess!" Luo Yang admitted it and was completely convinced: "There is something to discuss, can I go into the house first?" I have heart disease, high blood pressure, Parkinson's disease, and like Chen Peisi, I also suffer from 'joint stomach'. ”

Luo Yang threatened, he originally wanted to add a sentence of 'murdering her husband', and he would make some money first, but he was afraid of angering the girl, so when he reached his throat, he held it down again.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lianhua directly poured a basin of cold water, pouring Luo Yang into the cold, and she almost flew away.

"I don't think you're in any physical condition, I'm afraid you can kill a cow!" The girl's sly voice came out: "Teacher Luo Yang, you are the legendary 'martial arts master', even the hooligans in the society see you, as if they have seen a ghost!" ”

Ghost? There is such a boast -- this is a boast!

Luo Yang was stunned: "So, do you know me?" This time it's specifically for me? ”

The girl replied with a classic line from the ancient dragon: "Hehe, you're not stupid after all!" Not stupid yet! ”

Luo Yang will go through all the women he met after returning to China in the back of his head - Chen Meng, Zhang Qianying, Zhong Lin, Ni Shiqi...... Luo Yang racked his brains, and he couldn't remember when he sinned against this girl named 'Zhang Lianhua'.

"I don't seem to know you, do I?" Luo Yang said suspiciously.

"You don't know me, but I know you!" The girl said viciously: "Look, is this your picture?!" ”

A two-inch or so photograph slipped through a crack under the door.

Luo Yang squatted down, picked up the photo and looked at it, completely stunned - isn't this the photo that he lost inexplicably shortly after returning to China?

This photo was taken seven years ago outside a winery in France, and he has been keeping it in his wallet, and he doesn't know when he lost it.

"Where did you pick it up?" Luo Yang asked suspiciously.

"Pick up? Hum! The girl snorted coldly: "You just say, is the person in this photo you?" ”

"It's me! But I really don't know you," Luo Yang said helplessly.

"It's you!" Inside the door, the girl smiled slyly, revealing an extremely good-looking little tiger tooth: "I'm here to avenge others!" ”

Seeking revenge? Who is it? It can't be Zhao Tianci! Prince or Yanagifudo? Then I won't send a little girl to take revenge!

Who the hell is it, this trick is too damaging! This girl is simply the reincarnation of a witch, born specifically to toss Luo Yang!

"Who...... Who? Luo Yang asked in a low voice.

The girl replied arrogantly: "Hmph! In short, it's someone who has been bullied by you! ”