Chapter 1183: The Jade Emperor is messy, it's so soft
What's the situation? No one made a fuss, the star officer on duty swept around, and I was a big deal, and a large number of colleagues behind me didn't look right. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The shape of the bones is clear to everyone, not to mention that it is a Nima dog bone at first glance. Is this what people eat?
A question arises in the minds of all righteous gods, whether others believe it or not, they will not be able to overcome this hurdle in their own hearts.
It's normal for people to gnaw bones, but it doesn't seem to be bones! So what is this thing?
If you want to say that this is something that people can eat, they believe it, and it is estimated that it can be eaten, because there is no poison or not, they can see it at a glance, and it is obviously not, but you have to say that this is for them, my mother, you killed the masters, how to look at it.
"What is this?" Lao Jun seemed to have a sense of foreboding.
The Jade Emperor is so embarrassed, he doesn't know, the shape is a bit like that, but at this moment, the Jade Emperor will definitely not dismantle his own stage, "It should be some kind of panacea." ”
He crushed a biscuit with his fingers, a little powder floated in the air, it seemed to taste good, at first it didn't smell out, now after crushing, it seems to have a rich taste, a little salt, a little sugar, sweet and fragrant, as for what else, then it can't be seen, at least it is eaten, and it will not die if it is eaten.
"Look, there's oil and gas in there!" The Jade Emperor seems to have discovered the New World.
Nonsense, vegetable oil, biscuits have this thing in them, not to mention that it is still a high-end product produced by Tiandao, and it is definitely not gutter oil.
The Howling Dog was anxious on the side, and he felt an impulse in his heart when he first saw this little thing in the shape of a bone. It seems to be invisibly attracted, and the saliva flows. His eyes were blue, and he looked at the Jade Emperor's hand, and wanted to scold in his heart, if you don't eat, don't waste it!
It's really wild, Taibai and a few of them looked at the fingers of the Jade Emperor, and there was really a little oil mark on it, this thing is magical, anyway, as immortals, they have seen a lot of dishes they eat, and they have tried a lot of snacks, but this kind of thing, I really haven't seen it.
But curiosity is curiosity, they look at the bone biscuits, and then look at the dog on the pocket, and their hearts are suddenly bad, how can there be an indescribable weirdness, dogs with bones, that is a matter of course.
Lao Jun is not convinced, a little oil and gas, are you concerned? "And what is this basin?" So a small round basin doesn't look like a plate, and it doesn't look like a bowl.
"Laojun, you don't understand this, but you've heard of the cornucopia!" The Jade Emperor will not think that Daozu is joking with him, are you stupid or not, what is the identity of the old man Daozu? What grade is given?
Look at this little thing, there is oil and gas, smells sweet, the shape is unique, unique, at first glance it is a precious item, have you seen it before? No, since there is none, it means that the gift of the Dao Ancestor is not trivial, but we haven't figured it out yet.
Besides, in the Jade Emperor's subconscious, he felt that Dao Ancestor had taken a fancy to him and was helping him, this was a route similar to that of the Queen Mother, and naturally he would not be shaken by Lao Jun's question.
"This small pot, non-gold and non-silver, non-wood and non-stone, unprecedented, bright yellow, highlighting the nobility, unique shape, ingenuity, the unique pattern, tenderness, simple but not simple, the basin mouth is moderately large, comfortable, with a pungent, depth is not deep or shallow, small, without losing the atmosphere, the material is unprecedented, light and exquisite, this look is a high-level magic weapon." The Jade Emperor himself couldn't control himself.
Daozu's move must have a deep meaning, food to win over the immortals, cornucopia to attract luck, this is good intentions. It's obvious that it's a set. It's still a set made in heaven! The expectation of all this stems from a premise, who is Dao Ancestor? Is that a character of the same level as the sage master Hongjun? People are going to be so boring?
Plastic pots, of course, are relatively rare, anyway, Heavenly Court doesn't have this thing.
The Jade Emperor's words were loud, and the civil and military officials were speechless, anyway, they had no argument, and this was also very reasonable, after all, it was a gift from the Dao Ancestor, and it was a magic weapon for people to pluck a leg hair.
Tenderness? Lao Jun became more and more incomprehensible. "What a cornucopia?"
The Jade Emperor sneered, what's the matter? Dude, are you blushing?
Looking at the expression of the Jade Emperor, Lao Jun stopped talking, and it is estimated that the other party will not believe it, and many immortals in the hall will not believe it.
Looking at the dog food in his hand, the Jade Emperor hesitated a little, the shape is not good, but you can't doubt this thing, is the golden light merit Qingyun just now fake? Heavenly Dao announcement, is the Dao Ancestor Manifestation also a copycat?
Is there such a person in the world who is not afraid of death? Even if he dares, he must agree to it, don't forget, people are doing it, and the sky is watching.
The Jade Emperor was convinced that Daozu had taken a fancy to Lao Tzu, he turned his heart sideways, grabbed the dog food and stuffed it into his mouth, buddy eat it for you first, and regret it to death when the time comes.
As soon as his mouth moved, the Jade Emperor closed his eyes, and it seemed that he still had a little aftertaste, and it tasted good. He must not have eaten the biscuits, and the products are produced by Tiandao, and the materials are not bad, so it cost a thousand merits, this is a high-end product, put it in the world, if the dog eats it, it can become a fine.
As soon as he chewed it, the Jade Emperor swallowed it, and it seemed to be very good except that it was a little dry. After eating, although it was not as good as the immediate improvement in strength of ginseng fruit and peach, it seemed to be a little different, and he felt the obvious flow of merit, and I thought for a day that this was a merit immortal treasure.
If you buy merit, you will naturally eat it and add merit, but how much can you add to that handful of dog food? For a god like the Jade Emperor, you can completely ignore it, but in the end, it is something blessed by heaven, just like Qin Fenfa's merit red envelope, although it is small, but the effect is surprisingly good, a point of merit, put it in the gods to do good deeds, I don't feel it at all, but the heavenly way rewards it, it is the grace of heaven.
That feeling is stronger than 10,000, but it's just like eating it, and the merit is still less! It's like food with MSG, and the flavor is even stronger.
Seeing the Jade Emperor open his eyes, the surrounding civil and military officials were not calm, and looked at him with blank eyes.
"Your Majesty, what does that taste like?" The star officer on duty was beating wildly.
"Crunchy, sweet. It's a good thing, it deserves the grace of the Dao Ancestor. "The Jade Emperor smashes it, smashes it, and smashes it. He didn't say anything about adding merit, it's just a gimmick, and when everyone eats it, they will naturally be able to recall, you have seen it with mana, life, and even immortality, and have you ever seen a genius treasure with merit? Not at all!
The Jade Emperor wanted to shout loudly, who else? Only Dao Ancestor has such a strange good thing.
Lao Jun was stunned, "What effect does this thing have?" "As a Dan Dao Grandmaster, the first person in the world, Lao Jun naturally has an irresistible curiosity about the elixir.
The Jade Emperor felt it and clasped his head, "My hair seems to be even brighter!" It's so much smoother! He shook his hair, tilted his head, and shook it very coquettishly, for fear that everyone would not be able to see it.
What is it? This means that such a heavenly treasure, in addition to adding merits, can also improve physical fitness, and even a quasi-saint like him can be changed, ask are you afraid?
Dog food is eaten too much, rich in nutrients, at least the English instructions on the pocket, it is said that it is helpful for hair, and it is produced by Tiandao, and the natural effect is even more.
Good thing, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was in a sensation, and everyone looked at the Jade Emperor pitifully.
What Dao Ancestor gave is naturally not trivial.
The Jade Emperor felt refreshed, and waved his hand, "Since this is the case, I will share the same taste with the ministers." ”
"Your Majesty is benevolent!"
ps: There's one more chapter.,Make up for yesterday's.,Update later.。 (To be continued.) )