Chapter 289: Test Failure

In fact, the actor he said does not appear in front of the camera, let alone any behavioral performance, but just wears a helmet with complex lines and enters the virtual character with his mind according to the plot, which is similar to playing a game, but it is more realistic than the game and closer to reality.

While speaking, the emperor invited Jiang Xiaobai into the harem on the grounds of curing the disease, perhaps he had already been reminded by the queen, at this moment, the concubines in the harem were all dressed in revealing clothes, and the warblers and Yanyan were all over the world frolicking, pretending not to know that the emperor would bring strangers to the harem, and their behavior was extremely indulgent. Swing, hoping to arouse Jiang Xiaobai's interest in this way and get Jiang Xiaobai's luck.

Everyone knows that the emperor's women don't do anything all day long, all they think about is how to provoke the emperor, but the emperor is old, powerless, lonely and lonely, they have long wanted to hunt wild food, but they have no chance, and now I heard that the emperor actually wants to borrow seeds from the immortals from Penglai Xianshan, and I heard that Jiang Xiaobai is young and handsome, and he has long been ready to move, and he can't wait.

In order to lure Jiang Xiaobai into the bait, the emperor hid all the older concubines, and only let some young and beautiful concubines attract Jiang Xiaobai's attention.

It is normal for the emperor to travel with a large group of concubines, although this emperor is not very astringent, but considering that there is no successor, he is still unwilling to waste his youth, and takes a hundred and ten concubines to inspect the place while working hard to cultivate, but he is old and useless, and he is always busy in vain.

Maybe it's because the plot needs it, Jiang Xiaobai felt a rush to urinate as soon as he followed the emperor into the harem, so he told the emperor to go for convenience. ”

The emperor asked a beautiful palace maid beside him to take Jiang Xiaobai to Xiaojie, and his colleague also gave the palace maid a look.

The palace maid comprehended, took Jiang Xiaobai through the pavilion, and entered a beautifully decorated and magnificent courtyard, but the courtyard was quietly empty.

The palace maid took Jiang Xiaobai directly into the bedroom, and explained with a red face: "Immortal, there is no toilet in the palace, you can only use the toilet to go out, and this courtyard is the temporary bedroom of the queen's mother, she is not here, you don't have to be restrained." ”

Jiang Xiaobai did not doubt him, and entered the backyard under her guidance, and when he raised his eyes, there was indeed a silver toilet in the corner of the back door, so he walked to the toilet to prepare for a small solution.

But at this moment, there was a sudden snort behind him, and as soon as Jiang Xiaobai turned around, he saw Shang Buqi hiding his cherry mouth, staring at himself with a shy face.

"You ......" Jiang Xiaobai couldn't be sure if this woman was Xiaocao for the time being, so he hurriedly put away the convenient tools, blushed and said roughly, "Why are you here?" ”

"This was originally my dormitory." Shang Buqi glanced at the tools that had disappeared with infinite shyness, bit his lip and snorted, "You are so bold, you dare to run to the dormitory of this palace to do such a dirty thing, aren't you afraid that Your Majesty will cut off your head?" ”

Dirty? I'm just going to solve it, what's wrong?

However, Jiang Xiaobai also knew that the ancients had a lot of taboos, let alone the ancient queens, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't know you were at home...... It's just an internal urgency and I want to borrow a toilet. ”

Shang Buqi said angrily: "Borrow a toilet? Hmph, I'm afraid that the drunkard doesn't mean to be in the bar? ”

Jiang Xiaobai was sweating profusely, this matter was really unclear, but it didn't matter, anyway, the emperor wanted to borrow seeds from herself, so let her misunderstand if she liked to misunderstand.

Seeing that Jiang Xiaobai didn't mean to explain, Shang Buqi's face turned even redder, and he subconsciously looked at the front yard and said, "Besides, you are an immortal, don't you think it's cheaper to use this kind of toilet." ”

Jiang Xiaobai wiped his sweat and said: "I just want to solve it, this toilet is pure silver, and I can't afford it." Then he asked, "Is there a higher toilet than this?" ”

"Absolutely." She said vaguely, "You are an immortal, you should use His Majesty's special toilet." ”

Jiang Xiaobai asked: "How advanced is it, and where is it?" "Actually, he's in a hurry to pee, as long as he has a toilet, he doesn't care what kind of goods he has.

"You come with me." She turned around and walked away in a bit of a panic.

Jiang Xiaobai hesitated slightly, and finally followed her into a fragrant room, thinking in her heart that this should be her bedroom, but she didn't know what toilet could be more advanced than sterling silver.

While thinking, Shang Buqi let Jiang Xiaobai into the room and inserted the door bolt with his hand.

Jiang Xiaobai immediately became nervous, and when he saw that there was no toilet in the room at all, he asked, "Where is the toilet?" ”

"Put it inside." She pointed to the tightly concealed draperies.

Jiang Xiaobai lifted the curtain suspiciously, but only saw the gorgeous bedding, and was about to ask the reason, but she suddenly posted it and whispered: "Your Majesty's special toilet is on the concubine." ”

Jiang Xiaobai's brain boomed, and he finally understood what the toilet she was talking about.

Shang Buqi was also very nervous, and he was ashamed of himself, biting his lip and snorting: "If you are really in a hurry to use it, the concubine will lend it to you, but it's just ......."

Jiang Xiaobai completely lost the ability to think in his mind: "Just what? ”

She covered the curtain behind her with her backhand, and said with a short breath: "It's just that you can borrow it for a while, but you can't borrow it for a lifetime, don't you want to occupy Your Majesty's special toilet for a long time?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai's eyes froze: "What do you mean?" ”

She slowly climbed onto the bed, buried herself in the quilt and said, "Don't let anyone hear this." ”

Jiang Xiaobai thought about it, if this woman was Xiaocao, then she would be an old husband and wife, and there was nothing to scruple about, besides, the emperor wished that he would wear a hat for him, so he didn't have to scruple about it, so he got into the bed.

Shang Buqi shrunk into the quilt and whispered: "Tell me honestly, does Your Majesty want you to leave him a seed?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai snorted, which was considered to be an admission.

Shang Buqi asked again: "Then does Your Majesty want you to become like him, so as not to be criticized?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai hummed again.

Shang Buqi bit Jiang Xiaobai's ear and said, "In that case, why don't you replace it?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai said uncertainly: "You mean?" ”

Shang Buqi nodded, and said in a low voice: "He is old, and he has another problem, and it is estimated that he will not live long, and there are three thousand beauties in the harem, can he not be able to keep the empty room alone?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai didn't squeak, in fact, he always thought that in his game, he just didn't know how to return to reality, of course, even if he crossed, it was impossible to seize the country of Daqin, the key was that he couldn't accept to live as an old man forever.

Shang Buqi seemed to see Jiang Xiaobai's hesitation, and said further bewilderment: "You are so young and so handsome, as long as you are willing to replace you, then the beauties of the harem will be yours, don't you want to hug left and right and be a groom every night?" ”

Think, who wouldn't? As long as it's a man, there's nothing you don't want to, but Lao Tzu is not a pig, and besides, Lao Tzu's ambition is not to play women.

Shang Buqi said in a heavy breath: "As long as you are willing to replace it, I will lend you the toilet to use, and it is natural for you to use any toilet you want in the future, but you have to promise me that at least ten nights a month will belong to me." ”

Jiang Xiaobai still didn't speak, but just sneered in his heart.

Shang Buqi instigated again: "Don't worry, as long as I help you, you will never show any flaws." ”

Jiang Xiaobai laughed in his heart, shouldn't this girl want to learn from Cixi, come to listen to politics, is it a fool to be Lao Tzu?

However, Jiang Xiaobai couldn't be sure what Shang Buqi was thinking in his heart, so after thinking about it, he simply activated the secret key, ready to drill into her heart to see it out.

At this time, the examiners who were sitting in front of the big screen to watch the show had a playful look on their faces, and the majestic old man smiled and said, "You say, this Jiang Xiaobai can withstand the temptation. Confused? ”

The woman spoke: "If it were me, I was afraid that I would also like to experience what it was like to be an emperor, especially a man like Jiang Xiaobai, not to mention whether he wanted to be an emperor or not, just saying that there were so many beauties in the harem waiting for him to go to the palace, he couldn't be tempted if he didn't want to." ”

"I don't think so." The middle-aged humanitarian, "First of all, Jiang Xiaobai's subconscious does not believe that he has crossed over, and secondly, I think he is a principled person, although he can't change it, he will not give up the principle of being a man." ”

"Is it off-topic?" Another woman interjected, "Our purpose should have been to dig out Jiang Xiaobai's secrets, how could we talk about it and test Jiang Xiaobai's character?" ”

"Character is more important than secrets!" The majestic old man said, "We want to dig out Jiang Xiaobai's secret, but we're just worried that he will let him do whatever he wants, if his character is passable and can control his abnormal ability, then we don't need to dig his secret, so the ultimate goal of this test is character." ”

"I hope this kid can get through this, or else...... Hey, what about people? ”

With the sound of surprise, everyone looked up and found that Jiang Xiaobai on the bed had disappeared.

"What's going on?" The majestic old man said in a deep voice, "Is there something wrong with the instrument?" ”

"Impossible!" A female staff member panicked, "The instrument is working perfectly, it's just, it's just ......"

"Just what?" The majestic old man roared and stood up.

The female staff stammered: "It's just that Jiang Xiaobai's thoughts were suddenly interrupted from the instrument." ”

"Is he awake?" The middle-aged man stared nervously at Jiang Xiaobai in the crystal cover.

"Impossible!" The female staff cut the railway, "Without my consent, he can't wake up at all!" ”

The majestic old man said, "Then why did his thoughts stop?" ”

"I'm checking!" The female staff member sweated profusely and said, "The system is absolutely fine, it must be his brain that has been short-circuited, after all, he has been running his brain non-stop for two days and nights, and it is normal for him to have a short circuit." ”

The majestic old man thought about it and said, "Then after his mind returns to normal operation, can he still connect to the instrument?" ”

"This ......," the female staff member said uncertainly, "I've never encountered this before, and I shouldn't have packed the ticket." ”

The majestic old man immediately decided: "Immediately terminate the test, send him back to the old house, and do a good job of cleaning up the aftermath!" ”

"Yes!"