But the reality is a slap in the face, not only can the coffin lid not move and can't be opened, but also because of those sorrows, my cry for help is also covered, this is like a planned 'live burial', no one cares about my life or death, they just talk and laugh.

Don't think it's my nonsense to talk and laugh, because every now and then people pass by my coffin, and they talk about laughter, but no one hears my cry for help, which is really sad.

"Oh, behind the coffin in this mourning hall is the toilet, does the village chief understand?"

"You know you're coming, who let you eat for your life, the only half-immortal in the village went with the whole family, and the village chief can do it like this." It seems that the two people who bypassed my coffin to go to the toilet, but they ran too fast and didn't pay attention to me smashing the coffin, and then passed by a group of women who helped, because they were too noisy and chatting wantonly about the village chief's gossip, so they directly ignored my call for help, and even the village chief and the big stupid cow also passed by my coffin, but they were just discussing the matter of dividing the money, so they directly ignored me, and even didn't notify my parents of the death of me and my grandfather in order to share the money. But I was ignored many times, until the sunlight that could penetrate the cracks in the coffin was getting dimmer and almost disappearing.

"Run, run, run, let you run around, a group of little deflated calves can't get under the coffin, you play hide and seek, in case the corpse eats you! Let's go, go back to dinner with Grandma, otherwise the ten yuan won't be able to come back, at least one person will give me an elbow, even if it is a fish! "It is estimated that the children in the village ran to my coffin to play, and when they were reminded by the village elders, they were all very dissatisfied, and almost every child who left patted my coffin to vent their anger, and because of this, my cry for help was ignored again. But the last kid to leave seems to be the child king of the village, otherwise he wouldn't hate me so much, because he is all spoiled. Now because I was trained, I didn't forget to kick my coffin hard before leaving, and directly kicked over the cushion shelf under my coffin.

I don't know if there is such a rule in other villages, anyway, the rule in our village is that the corpse cannot fall to the ground after entering the coffin, which is to prevent the corpse from being grounded, so it is necessary to put a shelf under the coffin, and a cushion on the head and a cushion on the foot. The shelves can't be connected yet, for fear that if the end is ventilated, I will become a fool if I return to the soul, but a minor child like me will not be sent to the crematorium even if it is left for seven days. I had to choose a sunny place to bury me directly, and I was not even allowed to leave my name in the house.

Although it looks mean, it's also because there is a queen snake underground, and the aura is too heavy, and anyone who buries it will cheat the corpse, and then again. And because of this kick of the last child. It was only then that I knew that I was next to Cao Jun and my grandfather's coffin, and my coffin had just overturned and threw me out of the coffin, because the vibration of the wood made me not slow down for a long time and didn't stand up, and the corner of my coffin lid also unceremoniously knocked off the grandfather's coffin cushion on the side, and then it had a very big effect, I fell into my grandfather, my grandfather fell into Cao Jun, and Cao Jun fell into the pillar of the funeral shed. The pillars of the shed were crooked, and the cloth fell and covered us, and the pillars behind me smashed on the coffin. We were pressed and unable to move, but the mourning of the commotion ceased, followed by a deathly silence, followed by the beating and scolding and the screams of the children as if they were killing pigs.

At last...... In the end, there was no follow-up? I'm beginning to suspect that the village chief is just giving us a kind kind to build a funeral shed just to make some money.

"What to fight, will it solve the problem? That's it, let the fathers of these children rebuild the shed! Even if you make up for it, but it's not too early this day, everyone will disperse, let these children and their father stay on the last day of the first seven tomorrow, if you can't build a spiritual shed, you won't be able to hold a farewell ceremony tomorrow, I will let you all go out of the village! Also, Han Banxian's family is evil, if you can't do it, you can finish it before midnight, otherwise I won't be able to save you from being eaten by ghosts! The village chief quickly picked himself up, evacuated to watch the excitement and hurry up to eat and leave, and even let them pack, and the crying of the group of children did not stop from beginning to end, and it is estimated that they were taught a very miserable lesson.

But I also know something from the words of the village chief, it turns out that we have been in a coma for nearly seven days, tomorrow on the seventh day? It's good to wake up, otherwise it will be troublesome to be buried tomorrow.

"Lao Tzu raised you as a debt collector! Go clean up yourself! ”

"Don't get out of here! Why don't you die! "In short, the children in the village can be reborn if they lose more, because there is this bottom, so all kinds of vicious needs are greeted to this group of unconvinced children who are in rebellion, the children in the village have never touched anything, as long as they are not beaten and scolded, they will be so adapted, anyway, the left ear is in and the right ear is out, as for the adults who have scolded enough, they kicked a few feet and played cards together, completely ignoring what the children would do to us.

As for this group of newborn calves who are not afraid of tigers, they must be looking for a vent after being scolded, and the unlucky ones may be the wild cats and wild dogs on the side of the road, but now the root of the matter comes from us, they will naturally not let us go, and even the spirit cloth is torn open and they can't wait to jump around on the coffin to vent and may step on me at any time, think about it Fortunately, now that I wake up, if I really die, I will not be trampled into cakes by them, Fortunately, before they could step on me, Cao Jun let out a scream like killing a pig.

"You're sleeping! Sleep doesn't make people sleep well! "Cao Jun probably just woke up, after screaming, he actually cared about sleeping, no one except him can be so relieved, we just crawled out of the coffin!

"Ahh Help me! Save me! Then there was a child's scream, he seemed to be so frightened that he had panicked, and after the scream, he actually fainted directly, and the children who witnessed all this around him still fainted, and he scattered and ran towards the adults.

"Nope! Oh no! Cheated corpse! ”

"Deceived corpses! Little Bean fainted! ”

"No, I was grabbed by a white arm that suddenly stretched out!" The children were already flustered and incoherent, but none of the adults believed it, and they were all busy playing cards.

"Look for death at night! Don't mention ghosts in front of the mourning hall! You don't know! ”

"Even if the corpse is deceitful, it will eat you, and it is you who disturb them!" As soon as this remark came out, a few children were already scared and began to cry, and then the adults seemed to be not addicted to cards or were aggrieved after losing money, so they took the children out of anger, "Let you cry, I lost more than 100 when you cry!" You're a dead star! Get out of here! ”

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)