"Bastard, if you dare to take a step closer, I will abolish you and make you a butterfly and a eunuch!" It didn't matter if he got cheap last night, he was still a hooligan/hooligan early in the morning, and Wen Wan swore that if he really dared to lean over, he would be abolished directly.

"Tsk, eunuch?" Leng Shumo looked at her condescendingly, raised his eyebrows and looked at her meaningfully, "Wanwan, you don't need to be so cruel to yourself!" ”

What is the situation Wen Wan was stunned for a moment, looking at him with a shameless appearance, looking down at her barely, due to the height difference, even on the bed/, her master is also full of advantages, obviously a condescending posture.

"Leng Shumo, you're not mistaken, it's you who I'm going to do to become a eunuch, not me!" Wen Wan raised her head and faced him fiercely, now that she was sober, thinking of her taekwondo, Wen Wan was still very confident, "Don't worry, I'm good to myself!" ”

Besides, she can't change even if she wants to become a eunuch, Wen Wan thought very idiotically, and didn't pay attention to her master's Dao Demon Gao Yizhang's meaning, of course, she couldn't think of it.

"Really?" Leng Shumo looked at Wen Wan fixedly, his eyes were hot enough to burn Wen Wan's brain directly, "You abolished me as a eunuch, but you are the one who keeps me alive and widowed, you say that you are not ruthless to yourself!" ”

He has become a eunuch, naturally there is no need, she is different, Leng Shumo thought with a convulsion, his mood has become too good, maybe this is the legendary neurosis.

"Snake spirit disease!" Except for these three words, there is really no way to find a word that can describe this change.

"Sperm disease?" Leng Shumo raised his eyebrows and looked down, pretending to be puzzled, and then said seriously, "How can it be a disease?" If you don't have sperm, it's a disease! ”

(This is set to shoot at the other side, avoid sensitive words, you know)

Wen Wan: "#8226;; "Which planet is too much, Wen Wan suddenly had an urge to know if his parents were aliens, otherwise how could such a normal water and soil on the earth raise such a person who became too much."

Looking at the people getting closer and closer, breathing heavier and heavier, Wen Wan didn't even open her eyes, just by virtue of her identity as a hardcore romance novel expert, Wen Wan could imagine the state of this man, naked early in the morning, she didn't have to think about it to know what it would be like, Wen Wan closed her eyes tightly, grabbed the sheets and said fiercely: "I warn you, if you are•; ・・・・・If I really dare to use a strong one, I'll •; ・・・・I just•; ・・・I'll break up with you! ”

After holding it for a long time, Wen Wan only held back the two words of breaking up, do you say threat, it is ineffective, do you want to really do it, don't say anything about the surprise of this body type, she is not his opponent with this thin skin and thick skin, if you want to sue him for being strong, no one dares to believe it, let alone anyone will believe it, she has seen the charm of her master with her own eyes, it is estimated that she really dares to say something to sue him, it is estimated that half of the women in City A can drown her with saliva.

In these years, the hooligans are not terrible, the educated hooligans are not terrible, the handsome hooligans are terrible, and they can't be called when they suffer losses, because no one will believe them at all.

"Break up?" As soon as he heard these two words, Leng Shumo's face with a demagogic smile disappeared in an instant, and instantly transformed into a gloomy face, "It turns out that you still know that we haven't broken up, who allowed you to run to Gu Yunhao, it's not clear!" ”

Thinking of Xia Bing's words yesterday, Leng Shumo was in no mood at all, and he didn't even have the heart to tease her early in the morning to avenge the toss last night.

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The second watch is still at night, and Mu Mu works during the day, but it's the weekend soon, Mu Mu can consider breaking out, let's do it! If you have anything, you can give a flying kiss if you don't have anything.