Chapter 254: Drunken Madness

"The scorpion has thanked the two of you first, by the way, since we have become close friends now, don't call the patriarch the patriarch, Shengfen, just call me the scorpion." Scorpion said.

"Then don't be the owner of the village, just call me Huoyun and call her Huobing!" Huoyun also said heroically.

"Then cheers to our eternal friendship!" The scorpion raised his glass and said boldly.

"Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

Huoyun and Huobing also stood up together, raised their glasses and touched them with the scorpion, and then the three of them drank it all.

"Hahahaha! It's been a long time since I've been so happy! The scorpion laughed happily, "No need to say too much, it's all in the cup!" ”

"It turns out that the Feng patriarch is also a fellow believer, and he has a thousand cups of wine for his confidant, which is really happy!" Huo Bing's interest also rose, poured a full bottle of wine, and raised his glass again.

The three of them chatted all night, chatting about the Dingzu Continent, talking about the Ethereal Island, talking about the seven major families and thirteen major sects, talking about all the well-known people on the ethereal spirit, the three of you raise a toast, I raised a toast, and had a pretty happy dinner, after the wine and meal were full, the scorpion was slightly drunk, his face was red, and he walked out of the private room with a little chair, looking at the whirling ground, the scorpion began to wonder, when did he become so bad, he used to be a famous thousand cups on the underworld not drunk, ten thousand cups did not fall, It seems that this body is still too weak! Through the alcohol, I began to miss my former body.

"Yun, go take a look at the scorpion, she seems to have drunk too much!" Huo Bing, holding his head a little dizzy, said.

"What about you?" Huoyun asked uneasily.

"Don't worry, this little bit of wine can't get me drunk, I'll walk slowly behind, it's okay!" Huo Bing shook his head and gave Huo Yun a reassuring smile and said.

Huoyun glanced up, the scorpion staggering. The eyes were foggy, and he said that these two women were really not worry-free, and they didn't drink much. It's just that you and I'll keep pouring a cup, now it's okay. It's unlucky that you're the one who can't leave the phoenix scorpion now and leave with the fire and ice by yourself, so what you said with others before, 'blessings and hardships', and what 'friendship that has not faded for thousands of years' is not equivalent to fart. He had no choice but to explain: "You stand still, I'll stop the scorpion first, and then turn back to help you!" Then he chased the scorpion out of the restaurant.

"Scorpion, wait!" Huoyun caught up with the scorpion and said from behind, holding the crumbling scorpion. "We're going back to pick up the fire!" Then he helped her to the tavern.

"Let her go!" As soon as Huoyun turned around, he heard a cold voice behind him.

Huoyun was slightly stunned, and the strength of his arm around the scorpion loosened, and the scorpion turned around with a dance, and saw that it was Nangong Yu. Stretching out his jade onion finger, he pointed at Nangong Yu and said madly: "Nangong Yu, why are you here!" Come, come in, I'll have a drink with you! ”

"It turned out to be Brother Nangong. This ......" Huoyun saw the arrival of Nangong Yu, and he felt a sigh in his heart, and said that someone could finally take a hand and send these two drunk women back one by one. As you know, he didn't have time to say it yet. Nangong Yu flashed in front of Huoyun all of a sudden, snatched the scorpion roughly, hugged the scorpion into his arms, looked at Huoyun coldly and said, "Don't think about beating her." ”

"Brother Nangong, are you threatening me? This doesn't fit your Nangong Yu's personality! Huoyun teased with a smile.

"If you think about the scorpion again, there is a possibility that I will kill you!" Nangong Yu said in an extremely cold voice.

"Yun, did you catch the scorpion?" Just when Nangong Yu gave a word to Huoyun, a person staggered out of the restaurant. Nangong Yu saw the person who came clearly, and he didn't feel embarrassed for what he had just said, because the person who came was Huo Bing, the holy daughter of Fire Sword Villa.

"Ice, slow down!" Huoyun immediately stepped forward and thoughtfully hugged Zun Bing, and said softly, "Don't worry, the person who picked up the scorpion is here." ”

"Huh? Is it? That's good, that's good! As she spoke, Huo Bing fell into Huoyun's arms and fell asleep. Huoyun looked at Nangong Yu helplessly and said, "Brother Nangong, it seems that I have to send Bing'er back to the inn." I'll leave the scorpion to you, please send it! ”

Nangong Yu glanced at Huoyun, didn't say anything, and walked towards the back mountain with the scorpion.

"I'm going to drink it again! I'm not drunk, my scorpion is not drunk! The scorpion's hands were still scribbling in the air, and his mouth was talking nonsense.

"Good, I'll drink with you when I go back!" Nangong Yu attached himself to the scorpion's ear and said in a very gentle voice. The voice was very comfortable and warm in the scorpion's heart, she gradually calmed down, and obediently followed Nangong Yu to walk back.

"It turns out that Brother Nangong is the object of Scorpion's favor, and sure enough, he is talented and beautiful, quite a match, and now he is finally relieved!" When Nangong Yu walked out not far away, Huoyun's serious and magnetic voice came.

"Don't bother." Nangong Yu said coldly.

still likes to pretend to be cool, still the same stinky fart, annoying guy, how can I not even change a little bit in a hundred years, and it is still so annoying. Huoyun thought angrily, picked up Huobing horizontally, and walked towards his inn.

The next morning, a ray of warm sunlight spilled into the scorpion's room and shone on the scorpion's face. The scorpion blocked the glare with the back of his hand, and when he opened his eyes, he felt that his head was still pungent. The heart says, is this what a hangover feels like? It's really uncomfortable. Feeling dry, sat up, lifted the quilt and walked out of bed, ready to pour a cup of hydrolysis, picked up the teapot, shook it, only to find that it was empty, so he habitually shouted: "Little Yu'er!"

What I didn't expect was that it was Nangong Yu who came in. The scorpion immediately asked vigilantly, "At this point, why are you here?"

"Miss, you were drunk last night, and it was Nangong Gongzi who picked you up and took care of you all night!" As soon as the scorpion's voice fell, Xiao Yu'er walked in with a pot of hot and brewed tea, and said while helping the scorpion pour a cup of tea, "This tea was also ordered by Nangong Gongzi to make it, saying that you will be thirsty after a hangover, and it is better to drink some sobering tea!" ”

"Really?" The scorpion squinted, staring at Nangong Yu in disbelief, and said in his heart that this big ice cube would be so considerate?

"Miss, do you really not remember what happened yesterday? Don't remember at all?" Seeing the scorpion's suspicious look, Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but exaggerate her expression and asked mysteriously.

The scorpion felt that Xiao Yu'er's eyes were wrong, and what made her even more uneasy was that Nangong Yu's big ice cube actually had a smile in the corner of her eyes, so she couldn't help frowning, stared at Xiao Yu'er and said, "Last night, what happened to me?"

"Since you're okay with the scorpion, I'll take my leave first." As soon as he heard that the scorpion was going to ask about last night, Nangong Yu immediately avoided it like a flood beast, said hello and fled out of the scorpion's room.

"Miss, Jiu Lanyou still has some things to do, I have already explained to the maid, and they will bring your washing things later!" Xiao Yu'er also said immediately. Then, without waiting for the scorpion's answer, he ran out of the scorpion's room in small steps.

The scorpion knocked on Xin Chong's head, confused, "What the hell did I do?" She turned to look at the torn tent, and suddenly a scene flashed in her mind, standing on the bed, shouting, "Music!" Then he raised his hands and began to twist his body wantonly, and shook his head with his eyes closed.

Nangong Yu didn't understand what the scorpion was doing, so she immediately stepped forward to grab her and persuaded her cordially in her ear: "Scorpion, don't make trouble!" But instead of listening, she grabbed Nangong Yu's collar, pulled Nangong Yu to herself, leaned close to Nangong Yu, exhaled the aroma, and said ambiguously with her eyes: "Sue you!" I can also pole dance and striptease, do you want to see it?" Nangong Yu was stunned all of a sudden, like a silly boy who had just fallen in love, the scorpion smiled and pushed Nangong Yu away, returned to the bed, hugged the bed beam of the tent on the bed, scratched his head, and danced an extremely ugly dance.

"Ahh How so! The scorpion scratched its head with its hand and shouted frantically.

Turning around and seeing the table with the teapot, another terrible scene came to mind.

She straddled the round stool with one foot, put one hand on her waist, and slapped the other hand on the table, leaned forward to the table, glared at Nangong Yu, and said viciously: "Dare to rob the old lady's territory, beat the old lady's brother, you don't want to live!" Give you two choices, either in front of all the uncles, bow three times and bow nine times, pour tea and apologize to the old lady, or the old lady will kill your whole family! ”

"Won't it?" The scorpion looked helplessly at the table not far from him.

Not daring to think about it again, the scorpion sat at the table and poured another glass of water, and his eyes accidentally glanced at the dresser, and an even more terrifying scene appeared in his mind. Like a hungry wolf pounced on a sheep, he pressed Nangong Yu on the dresser, lay on Nangong Yu's body, and said in a daze: "Little beauty, let my sister kiss it, just kiss it!" But the picture stops at this point. In the end, did he kiss it, did he borrow wine to lighten Nangong Yu, but the scorpion couldn't remember anything. "Ah~~!" The scorpion let out another frustrated cry and buried its head in the crook of its arm.

The maid who was holding the washbasin outside heard the scorpion's crazy sound for a while, and she was embarrassed, should she help the patriarch wash now, or wait for the patriarch to vent and call herself? couldn't help it, with a bitter face, and said in my heart, no wonder Miss Xiao Yu'er didn't serve herself today, it turned out that today's patriarch was so abnormal.

Nangong Yu left the scorpion's small courtyard and touched his thin lips, recalling the scene when the scorpion pressed himself on the dresser and kissed him last night. At that time, the scorpion was so charming, with red fluttering cheeks, looking at himself with blurred eyes, tender like water, sweet red lips pulling every nerve of his own, controlling his every heartbeat, when the rosy lips like cherries covered his lips, his whole body was like an electric shock, every meridian was trembling, his heart completely stopped beating, and his brain could not think, but it was undeniable that it felt wonderful, never wonderful, and it was absolutely impossible to forget the wonderful. Nangong Yu put down the fingers on his lips and showed a rare smile, a happy smile that he had never had.

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