126 pets to heaven!

What are these people doing, just let a rabbit lie on his head, and there is a eunuch with a carrot and dangling it in front of his eyes without paying attention to him at all?

In this palace, who saw Prime Minister Nan, wasn't he respectful and respectful? This kind of situation is definitely the first time for Nan Zaichen, who worshiped the prime minister as a young man.

The most important thing is that the chief firewood manager doesn't know how long he has been dangling in front of him, and the stupid rabbit still hasn't moved.

Do they all think he is dead?

Nan Zaichen's face was so ugly that Chief Chai Steward, who was all focused on Ai'er, also felt it, and looked back at Huangfu as if asking for help, "Your Majesty—"

"Little guy, do you have to coax me personally?"

As he spoke, the emperor got up from the dragon chair and came to the hall. took the carrot handed over by the chief manager of Chai, and looked at Nan Zaichen apologetically, "Nan Xiang, it's hard work, the little guy is willful, you take care of it a little more, don't get to know the little things." ”

With such a sentence, Nan Zaichen was sent away. Then Huangfu picked up the carrot with great interest, swept it in front of Nan Zaichen's face, and brought it to Shao Ai's mouth.

"Ai'er, will you come to my arms?"

Ai'er licked the carrot in Huangfu's play, took it into his mouth while he wasn't paying attention, and then moved his body back, and grabbed Nan Zaichen's hair with his two hind paws, and the carrot was coiled with his two front paws and carefully placed on the top of Nan Zaichen's head. Then he squatted down and ate the carrot that Nan Zaichen had on his head.

Knock -

The two little eunuchs in the back were so frightened that the carrot they were holding fell to the ground and made a loud noise. Chief Chai couldn't help wiping his sweat and looked at Nan Zaichen with concern. I'm really afraid that he can't help it and strangle the emperor's rabbit to death. Then the emperor and the prime minister can ......

The emperor did not pursue the fault of the eunuch behind him, in fact, his own surprise was no less than that of the two people behind. If it wasn't sure before, then at this moment, Huangfu was very sure that the little guy was deliberately trying to fix Nanxiang, and the reason was very simple, because Ai'er didn't like Nanxiang.

"Calm down...... Calm down...... Nanxiang ...... It's Ai'er's fault, I will punish it well, don't get excited......"

Punish it? What kind of punishment can appease the anger of Nam Jaechen? What's more, the problem now is not this, that little beast doesn't have the slightest sense of wanting to get off his head, and the emperor doesn't force it down, the so-called punishment in his mouth is just to send him away and give him a step.

Ai'er finished eating a carrot and left a pile of scraps on Nam Jaechen's head, then moved her claws and scratched her neck before finally getting off Nam Jaechen's head and jumping into Huangfu Song's arms.

This little guy also knows that it is very dangerous at this time, and he doesn't want to be strangled to death by Nam Xiang, and his arms are the safest.

So afraid of death, dare to climb on the head of Nanxiang? Emperor Xianyang said angrily in his heart.

He rubbed the rabbit's fur, soothed it, and leaned in front of his mouth and kissed it gently.

Ai'er crashed immediately, this guy, when will it ...... When...... Woo wow, she was kissed, she was kissed by this merry emperor! Although it was only her white hair, Ai'er still felt that she was taking advantage of eating tofu. stretched out his little paw and scratched the emperor's play, which didn't look like he was angry, but more like he was coquettish.

Isn't it just to be kissed, it's nothing, the little master has also kissed him, is she his pet now...... Wait, wait! When did she become so self-conscious that she knew she was a pet? This is probably the habit of the little rabbit, being kissed and touched, although Ai'er doesn't like it in her heart, but the instinct of the little animal feels very close.

After getting along for a while, this emperor is not so annoying, and he is really good to her. If she wants Ai'er to leave him, she is also a little reluctant. Although this emperor is a bit perverted, it cannot be denied that he really spoils her.

What's more, she was able to force Nan Zaichen to this role, wasn't it because she had the support of the emperor's boss behind her? Otherwise, Ai'er would have to weigh it carefully before doing these things, she dared to climb on Nan Zaichen's head, and Nan Zaichen would dare to pinch her to death directly.

This experience tells Sù Ai'er that it is a very good thing to have a boss to support her. This boss doesn't need any pay, as long as she can be coquettish to him, listen to him once in a while, and have some fun for him.

Don't think it's spineless, these are what Ai'er is best at.

"Your Majesty-" Prime Minister Nan surrendered, "and ask the emperor to be the master of the ministers." "This breath, it doesn't make sense, let him swallow it raw. And the emperor said first, he wanted to punish this little brute. The emperor has a word first, and I believe that he will not break his word.

Although Nan didn't have much hope for the content of his punishment. He did this just to see what the emperor could do for this rabbit. The aggrieved posture is not suitable for him, but for the sake of Qian'er, he can bear it.

"This ...... Nan Xiang, ah...... "Ai'er obviously understood what Nan Xiang meant, and after Nan Xiang said this, he stretched out his little tongue and licked Emperor Xianyang flatteringly. That poor and cute little appearance, no one can bear to punish it, right?

Even the chief manager of Chai couldn't bear it, if it weren't for the little rabbit being in the emperor's arms now, he really wanted to hug it and touch it.

"Your Majesty, please make decisions for your ministers." Nan Xiang did not let go, he dared to say this, and he also recognized that the emperor would not embarrass him. After following the emperor for so long, he couldn't be clearer when the courtiers should insist and when they should retreat. He has today's status, and it is not entirely given by the emperor. Over the years, he has done so many things for the emperor and mastered so many secrets of the emperor, and the emperor will not ignore his face as a prime minister unless he has to.

At least on the surface, it won't make it difficult for him.

The relationship between the monarch and the minister is very delicate, Nan Zaichen has stood in the court for so many years, and has never planted a follow-up, and the handling of the skills of being a courtier and the relationship between the monarch and the minister is very in place.

It seems that today, if you don't punish the little guy, you can't explain it to the prime minister. This little guy is indeed too out of line, even if he wants to cover it, he can't find an excuse. Besides, the emperor can't let people say that he is a faint king for the sake of a little rabbit.

"Then punish Ai'er...... Ahem, I've been hungry for three days, and I don't have the fate of me, so I don't want to eat carrots anymore! ”

"Your Majesty!" Where is this punishment, even the meaning is too obvious.

"Nanxiang, this little guy is very greedy, not eating for three days, it is tantamount to asking for his life, a small punishment and a big commandment, next time it will definitely not dare to do this." Such a small little guy, you can't torture it, it will die directly to show you, the emperor is reluctant to play.

"Your Majesty—"

"Alright, my Prime Minister, don't you still have a lot of things to do? Hurry up and get to work, I'm still waiting for your good news. ”

The emperor still has a gentle tone in his play, but there is no doubt about it. No matter what kind of pleasant face the other party put on, as his subordinate, he can't forget the identity of this person. He is the emperor, the ninety-five of the Great Flame Dynasty, and he controls the life and death of everyone in his hands. If he is willing to give you the stairs, you have to take it well, otherwise, you will be unlucky.

Don't be angry with the emperor, the gains outweigh the losses. Don't think how much the emperor values you and what kind of compromise he will make for you. Even though the emperor did do what you wanted at that time, he also had some more opinions about you. Over time, this perception has accumulated for a long time, that is, you can no longer be used by him.

As a courtier, you must keep the duty of a courtier.

Nan Zaichen knew this too well, and looked at the little white rabbit whose legs had weakened since he heard that there was no food for the next three days, saluted the emperor, and withdrew from the main hall.

As soon as Nan Zaichen left, Shao Ai jumped out of the arms of the emperor. The target went straight to the pile of carrots, jokes, she hadn't eaten for three days, and she had to eat until she died!

As soon as she pounced, she was held down by the emperor's head.

"Hey, little one, have you forgotten what I just said?" For the next three days, there will be no food. His Majesty said that the words he said were naturally not fake.

"Your Majesty-" Chief Chai couldn't help but speak, he didn't give the royal rabbit food for three days, this punishment was too heavy. You know, if Ai'er doesn't eat a meal, the whole person will wilt, if it takes three days, will it be okay?

Shao Ai's rabbit head drilled forward hard, about to eat her beloved carrot, and the next days were too bitter for her to bear.

The emperor picked up her head mercilessly and took her away from the main hall.

"For these three days, I will personally supervise you, if I don't give you a little punishment, you are not lawless? Even my prime minister dares to make a fool of me, and then by the little guy, he dares to climb on my head every day......" The emperor's voice suddenly paused, and the end note was a little frightened.

Chief Chai raised his head and took a hard breath. Just when the emperor said that sentence climbed on his head, the bold little white rabbit really jumped on the head of the emperor's play.

"Give me death!" The emperor suppressed his anger and drove the chief chai and the eunuchs down. If they dare to reveal a single word about what happened just now, then they will die.

Chief Chai took the two little eunuchs and hurriedly withdrew, the emperor loves face the most, as long as they are not stupid, they know to keep their mouths shut and not say a word.

However, His Majesty, the emperor of our Great Flame Dynasty, really has no bottom line for that rabbit's favor. Even jumping on his head can be tolerated, there's nothing he doesn't allow, right?

It was also on this day that the chief steward of Chai and all the people who were waiting outside the Shangquan Palace had such a clear realization.

In this palace, it is better to offend everyone than to offend the little white rabbit. R1152