Chapter 240: Xu Lijuan, who is getting more and more venomous

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"Hey, if you look at me like this again, I'm going to sue you for treachery and contempt......" Ding Dong, who couldn't escape from Xu Lijuan's clutches, curled up his body into a ball, and made a threatening sound of "snoring" in his mouth, and gave Xiao Q a warning look when Xu Lijuan didn't notice.

"Master." The next moment, Xiao Q contributed his white and tender little belly, rubbed it wantonly by Ding Dong, and said in his mouth: "Do you need me to send Mr. Zhou's details to those who have died because of the information he provided?" ”

"Of course." Xu Lijuan touched Xiao Q's head, then rescued Xiao Q from under Ding Dong's claws, and kissed Xiao Q's cheek, looking at Xiao Q, whose whole body instantly turned red, and said with a smile: "Xiao Q, you are my best helper." ”

Ding Dong's body arched slightly, showing his sharp claws, and said viciously: "Hey, woman, even if your spring heart is floating and you can't find a place to put out the fire, don't get involved with me and Xiao Q, okay?" ”

"What do you say?!" Xu Lijuan rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers heavily: "No culture, it's terrible!" In the future, it is better to watch less thunder dramas, and study more about the history of the development of the earth and the customs and habits of various countries around the world, so that one day you will say things that have no common sense like today. ”

"Whew...... Lu...... Purple......"

Ding Dong's eyes are about to crack, if it weren't for the fact that Xu Lijuan is just an ordinary human woman, she can't stand the tyranny of her spiritual power at all, and Xu Lijuan is still its host, if something happens to Xu Lijuan, it won't be pleased, it will definitely make Xu Lijuan realize what it means to "misfortune comes from the mouth" and "if you don't do it, you won't die"!

Who is Jingle Bell?

It has always boasted that it is the most perfect plane trading system that Dr. X and his researchers have spent a thousand years of hard work and energy to develop, and there is nothing in this huge universe that it cannot do, and it can be described as the true overlord of the intelligent machine realm.

In this way, as early as in the previous life, it was attached to Xu Lijuan, and when it had not received enough starting energy, it had a thorough understanding of the customs and habits of various countries and regions on the entire earth, and it can be said that it is truly "knowing astronomy, geography, people, yin and yang, gossip, knowing Qimen, knowing Dunjia, strategizing, and winning thousands of miles away"!

As if she didn't notice Ding Dong's anger, Xu Lijuan tapped her cheek and sighed: "Alas, the kitten has blown up its hair......"

The words fell, and without waiting for Dingdong to react, the taxi had already stopped at the gate of the compound, and Xu Lijuan also paid the fare, and quickly got out of the car with Dingdong and Xiao Q.

"Dingdong, I haven't even been angry with you, you're angry at me......" Xu Lijuan scratched Dingdong's chin, feeling the "purring" sound coming out of Dingdong's mouth slowly subsided, and after the anger became calmer, she made many unequal treaties in Dingdong's complaining eyes and "huh" sobs, and finally revealed this scene.

In fact, Xu Lijuan once again secretly thought in her heart: Why does this kitten Dingdong have more and more desire to be bullied? However, it is really the best activity to bully and tease you once in a while, and to look at the fried hair that Jingle Bell is angry but shows a cute little appearance that you don't know about, which is really the best activity for the body and mind!

It's just that Xu Lijuan walked to the gate of the courtyard, and she was greeted by a surprise shout containing a faint grievance and anger: "Xiaojuan, you are finally back, I have been waiting for you for a long time......"

"Fifth brother, why are you here?" Xu Lijuan quickly turned sideways, avoiding Xu Deyu's bear hug, and her eyes swirled on Xu Deyu's suit that was splashed with unknown juice and wrinkled due to sitting for a long time, and then stopped at the pile of plates and bowls on the coffee table in the living room that had not yet had time to be cleaned up, and casually placed on the sofa and carpet on a large pile of colorful dried meat retail packaging bags, opened or unopened.

Following Xu Lijuan's gaze, Xu Deyu also discovered the source of the chaos he had caused, and couldn't help scratching his scalp, and quickly ran over, while cleaning up the scattered things, he explained with a smile: "Xiaojuan, I came over without eating lunch, and I just ate snacks while watching TV when I have nothing to do at home, but I don't know what's going on, the more I eat, the hungrier I get, the more hungry I get, the more I want to eat, so that's what you see in the back......"

"Isn't it the weekend, though? It's okay to say that grandpa, fourth uncle and fourth aunt are not at home, why are you who have always liked to stay at home nowhere to be seen? Come on, come on...... Confess leniently, resist strictly, say, who did you go out to dinner with? Don't try to fool me into saying that I just went out for a walk and met a few friends, but I can clearly smell the smell of mutton hot pot coming from you. If I'm not mistaken, you must be going to Xiyangyang Hot Pot City today! I heard that they launched a new sheep scorpion hot pot not long ago, how does it taste? If it's delicious, we'll eat it tomorrow, right? Call Du Haoge and Du Haohan again, and our family will have a lively time? ……”

"Fifth brother, you are only 25 years old this year, and you are in the best age for a man, but don't take care of your career and eat and sleep irregularly, and become the first person in our family to enter middle and old age."

The implication is that Xu Deyu already has a trend of "eight mothers-in-law", and if he doesn't pay attention to maintenance, it is estimated that he will become the first person in the history of the Xu family to "decline before getting old".

As early as the moment he entered the door, he jumped on top of the TV, lying there, and with the convenience of the direction, he couldn't help but spit out:, when did the host become so venomous? No wonder it was tragically defeated just now......

Although "......" has long seen Xu Lijuan's sharp teeth, in the face of Xu Lijuan, who has become more and more poisonous recently, taking into account various considerations, in the end, Xu Deyu can only bow down.

However, even so, Xu Deyu still did not give up the opportunity to argue for himself: "Xiaojuan, I am the top five diamond kings in the entire judicial circle!" ”

"Fifth brother, you don't have the surname 'Wang', so you can't 'brag about yourself'."

Does this mean that he "sells melons and boasts"?

The corners of Xu Deyu's mouth twitched, "Xiaojuan, although the fifth brother is not a monk, he never speaks about birthdays. ”

"Then let's talk about it when you become a monk."

"......" This is Xu Deyu, who has been hit again and again, and with a shake of his hand, the bag that he had just packed fell to the ground again, fell to pieces, and all the things inside rolled out.

Xu Lijuan changed her slippers and found that the living room was getting more and more messy by Xu Deyu, so she couldn't help but shake her head, stopped Xu Deyu from running to the balcony to get the mop, and said, "Fifth brother, let's do it with me." ”

"Huh?"

Xu Deyu blinked, and only reacted after a while, looked at the living room that had become more and more chaotic by his own tidying, and then looked at the alarm clock on the wall, his eyes stayed on the number of 4:35 displayed on the alarm clock, and his stomach also made a "grunt" sound again, and couldn't help but make a bitter face and asked, "Xiaojuan, are you in time?" Why don't I go find a part-time worker and come back, and you go to the kitchen to cook, so that your grandfather won't come back and find the room in a mess and get angry. ”

"No, fifth brother, if you are in a panic, go to Grandpa Fu's to pick up grandpa home, and then call my dad and my mom to inform them to go home on time for dinner." Xu Lijuan was talking in her mouth, and the movements in her hands did not stop at all, but in a few minutes, the messy living room was restored to its original state, which only made Xu Deyu, who was shocked by Xu Lijuan's extremely "domineering" behavior just now, and before he had time to walk out of the door, he was stunned again.

"Meow!" Jingle Bell, who calmly watched this scene, stretched his waist, then flicked his tail and jumped lightly into the sofa.

During this period, Ding Dong also took the opportunity to give Xu Deyu a contemptuous look.

This?!

Even though he already knew that Ding Dong's IQ was no worse than that of a ten-year-old child, and he had really felt the alertness and intelligence of the little Tibetan mastiff that Xu Lijuan gave him, which he named Xiaohua, but seeing the extremely anthropomorphic expression on Ding Dong's face again, Xu Deyu couldn't help but rub his eyes, suspecting that he hadn't rested well last night, so he was dazzled by the ridicule and contempt on the face of a kitten for his behavior just now.

However, soon, Xu Deyu knew that he was wrong, just because Ding Dong jumped on the back of the sofa chair, rolled his eyes at himself, and screamed "meow" in his mouth, so he didn't say directly: "Idiot who covers his ears and steals the bell, why don't you come and worship Uncle Cat!" ”

Of course, what excites Xu Deyu the most is that Xiaohua, who usually follows him every step of the way, abandoned him without hesitation the moment he entered the Xu family, and even jumped out of nowhere at this moment, and then stood on the carpet with a "guardian" attitude, looking at him with a look similar to Ding Dong.

It's heartbreaking!

Xu Deyu touched his chest, looked away with difficulty, didn't want to see the chilling scene anymore, turned around and walked out the door.

Just then, the phone rang in the living room.

"Fifth brother, help answer the phone."

"Okay." Xu Deyu responded, looking at the unfamiliar mobile phone number on the screen, frowning slightly, but his right hand subconsciously picked up the phone: "Hello." ”

Fu Jianbai on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and soon heard Xu Deyu's voice, so he asked, "Is Xiaojuan here?" ”

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I suddenly found that the progress of the plot has been a little slow recently......

I don't dare to tell everyone, in fact, after tens of thousands of words are coded behind the couple, I feel that the transition in the middle is a little fast when I am modified, so I am trying to add the plot again, but I accidentally have more codes~~~ Tears run, heart congestion...... R1152