Chapter 189: Pandora's Box
The mud in front of me was chubby, and it looked like an old object. However, what shocked Brother Badou the most was that when he saw the clay statue, he couldn't help but feel an incomparably intimate feeling in his heart, and the purple qi on his body also poured into this clay statue frantically through his hands.
"Grandma!" Brother Badou screamed violently.
The sound alarmed everyone else in the nursing home, and the blind man trotted to the fat man, and reached out to touch his head: "It's a little hot, it must be a fever and talking nonsense-Badou, your grandmother has been dead for many years, if you can see her, it will be a hell-"
"I've never been so sober as I am now, you don't have to worry about it." The fat man shook his head vigorously, broke free from the palm of the blind man, and then ran back to his house with the clay statue in his arms.
Carefully placed the clay statue on the table, bowed three times, and looked again, the fat man's mouth involuntarily let out a hey laugh: Have you finally made a pair?
It can be seen that on this clay statue is a short and fat old lady, with a cane in her hand, with a kind and amiable face, as if she is smiling at the world.
The reason why this shape makes the fat man feel extremely familiar is because this clay statue is very similar to the clay statue of the earth-∑ earth lord that brought him purple qi at the beginning, or rather, it is completely a pair: the land lord and the land grandmother. As long as he thinks about the benefits that the land lord has brought him, how can the fat man not be excited?
In folklore, the land lord and the land lady are the smallest gods. But even if it is the smallest, it is still canonized by the Jade Emperor himself, and it belongs to the regular civil service establishment. As the old saying goes. The land lord farts. A glimpse of spirit. I wonder if the land grandmother also has some kind of miraculous effect?
Brother Badou guessed, that's for sure. Although he wanted to smash the clay statue of this land grandmother at once and find out. But in the end, he suppressed the curiosity and excitement in his heart and made another decision.
"Old Dou, it's time to eat-" Doudou ran into the house, his little face was dirty and stained with a lot of oil paint, probably when he was painting, Monkey Xiaoshuai couldn't help but get it for him.
Screamed. Lao Dou didn't react, so Doudou also saw the clay statue on the table, and then also fell into the same sluggish state as Lao Dou.
"Dad, it's time to eat!" After a while, Millet ran in and shouted again, and finally woke up the two of them. Doudou reached out and touched the clay figure, muttering something in his mouth. When Xiaomi came closer and listened, it turned out that she was muttering "grandma".
So he reached out and touched the top of Doudou's head, and pulled Doudou to wash his hands and eat. This little brother is chattering. She's used to it.
Seeing Doudou's appearance, the fat man was even more determined in his thoughts. He carefully put the clay statue in a box, and then locked it in his small cabinet so as not to be damaged by the hairy guys of the monkey Xiaoshuai, and then Shi Shiran walked out of the house and walked towards the cafeteria.
Everyone was eating in the cafeteria, and when they saw that the fat man had turned normal, no one paid attention to him anymore. Only Mo Sansheng came to Brother Badou with a big bowl: "Big brother, you owe so much money to others, why do you still eat so well, save if you can——"
The brothers are all from the countryside, and they live more carefully, and they see that there are six dishes and one soup on the table, there are fish and meat, and there are a lot of vegetables and eggs, so they open their bellies and pull them inside, and they eat so fragrantly.
The fat man glanced at their rice bowls full of all kinds of dishes, and said twice: "It's okay, it's the uncle who owes the debt this year." Isn't it said as the old saying goes, if you can't eat or wear, you won't be poor, and if you can't calculate, you will be poor, so you can eat with your belly open. ”
The three brothers nodded their heads as they concentrated on the food in their bowls. Don't look at Mo Sansheng who looks like a thin monkey, but the amount of rice is surprisingly large, and he soon shouted again: "Another big bowl of rice!" ”
Liu Cuihong, who was in charge of serving the rice, knocked on the bottom of the pot with a spoon: "The rice is gone, let's eat steamed buns-" She is responsible for arranging the staple food of the canteen every day, and there has never been a situation of striking iron.
Glancing at the vegetable soup at the bottom of the table, Mo Sansheng nodded with a smile: The steamed bun dipping vegetable soup seems to be good.
Everyone else around looked at the fun, and it was fragrant when people ate more, and a few rice buckets led them, and they all unconsciously had a great appetite.
It just so happened that Pug was also here, and the fat man also placed the work of these three rice buckets by the way: Let's follow Pug and them to patrol the mountains for the time being.
Pug looked at this brother a little unpleasant, and after seeing that they were full of food and drink, he led them to take a bath and change into uniforms. It is said that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, but even after wearing a uniform, Mo's Sansheng looks like a thief. made Pug so depressed: What did these three do before?
Early the next morning, the forest park guards had a routine morning exercise, and it was Diao Lao Er who was in charge of training them, only to see him with a straight face, first asked everyone to tie ten kilograms of sandbags, and then began to climb the mountain.
The other members all gloated at the new three, waiting to see what was going on. It is said that when they were first practiced by Diao Lao Er, it was a crying father and a mother who even had the heart to die, and they didn't even know how to survive themselves.
Unexpectedly, Mo Sansheng carried ten kilograms of sandbags, and he didn't change his face when he ran up, and he always followed closely behind Diao Lao Er, leaving them far behind.
After five kilometers of cross-country travel, it is time to practice boxing, and Diao Lao Er does not pay attention to any fancy, it is all real sparring. Most of these guards are already adults, and after the best age to practice martial arts, their achievements will definitely not be too high, so the main thing is to temper practical experience.
As soon as I stretched out my hand, I realized that this Mo Sansheng was actually very tough, and in addition to Xiao Wu in the escort team, even Pu Ge was scratched down by Mo Lao Sanyi's monkey fist.
In the end, Diao Lao Er also saw that Hunting was happy, and he also practiced with Mo's Sansheng when he didn't make a move. Although he easily defeated his brothers, he also gave high praise to their ancestral monkey boxing techniques.
Brother Badou, who came out for a walk, was also a little surprised when he saw this scene, and at the same time a little itchy, so he went up to compare with Mo Sansheng. As a result, he received several monkey claws. Fortunately, he has rough skin and thick meat. In the end, it was only by absolute strength that Mo Sansheng was put down on the grass.
"Yes, when you're usually fine, practice more with Monkey Xiaoshuai and them, and your monkey boxing can still improve." The fat man gave Mo Sansheng guidance, as for whether it is a clear way, it can only be tested through practice.
At breakfast, people saw Mohs three-liter rice bucket gong again. But this time I understood: most of the people who practice martial arts are big-bellied.
After breakfast, everyone went their own way. saw Shang Ziqi pulling Maria to make a movie. Brother Badou hurriedly stopped and pulled this foreign girl into his room.
Shang Ziqi didn't do it at a glance: "I was entrusted by Sister Xiao Nan to supervise your actions on behalf of her elder sister, especially when I was in contact with young women, I had to be present, lest you make a mistake!" ”
Run a Monkey King and come to a monkey - Brother Badou sighed in his heart, but he didn't worry at all about dealing with a little girl like Shang Ziqi. said lightly, "Director Hu's side seems to be about to turn on", and Shang Ziqi ran away.
led Maria into the house, and Brother Badou closed the door like a thief. Seeing Maria eating and laughing: "Gao, you finally can't control your physiological needs." Don't worry, I'm sure I won't tell Lee about this-"
Brother Badou Khan: "Don't get me wrong, I want you to bring something to Li over, when are you going to go back to Africa?" ”
"I heard Shang say that this film will go to Africa to shoot locations and go there together." Maria stared into the fat man's eyes, examining the truth of what he had just said. From Brother Badou's calm eyes, she didn't feel too much **.
Then, she saw the fat man take out a box, and his expression was extremely solemn: "Maria, you must hand over this box to Li with your own hands, this matter is related to the happiness of me and Lee, can you understand?" ”
"Gao, although I don't know what your Pandora's box does, I will definitely give it to Lee. But I still don't understand, why don't you go and give it to Li yourself? Maria shook her head in disappointment, she had always been confident in her looks and body, and she was simply magical to men. But after meeting this fat man, the magic seems to be invalid.
This is not Pandora's box, on the contrary, it contains not only no disaster, but great good—the fat man expresses disdain for Mary's parable. However, he believes in Maria's character, and in general, foreigners are more committed to it.
However, the contents of the box were too important, so Brother Badou still told Maria to take the box when she left, and then went to the treasure appraisal conference to follow the work.
A few days later, the film crew of "Where Are Little Tigers Going" left for Africa. This film tells the story of a pair of South China tiger brothers born in a forest area in the Central Plains, the tiger mother died unexpectedly, and the two tiger cubs were adopted by a local farmer and a foreign traveler respectively, thus embarking on two different growth paths.
Under the death of Shang Yatou, Maria played the role of this foreign traveler, adopted a tiger cub to go to the African savannah, and grew up with it, so nearly half of the shots had to be filmed there.
According to Brother Badou's estimate, this movie will definitely not be finished in a year or two, the battle line is long, and the cost must be huge. Anyway, where is the little wolf's income at the bottom, it is up to Shang Ya to toss.
And Maria finally received Pandora's box from the fat man, although she was itchy along the way, but Maria's character was really good, and she never opened the box secretly.
After half a month, she saw Li Xiaoman again in the barracks of a peacekeeping force. I haven't seen him for half a year, and China Li has a little more fierce spirit, and the whole person is also sunburned into a healthy wheat color, sassy and heroic, with sharp eyes, and looks quite a bit of heroine.
After a warm hug, Maria shrugged her shoulders with a wicked smile: "Lee, report you bad news, that boyfriend of yours is still a virgin." In accordance with the Chinese tradition, I gave him a red envelope of 100 US dollars——" (To be continued......
ps: Dragon Boat Festival, have you eaten zongzi? When I was a child, I looked forward to the New Year's festival just to be able to eat something delicious; Now, I have everything to eat, but I can't taste the taste. I sometimes wonder: Is the source of happiness material or spiritual?