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The gourd is the magic weapon held by Tie Guan Li, in "Eight Immortals Across the Sea", he threw the gourd into the sea, and the gourd immediately became as big as a big ship. All eight people jumped on it and crossed the sea on the gourd.

Right!

Just use it!

Since the appearance of chicken plague medicine, the sub-waist gourd has been growing there superimposed. Since there was no use, Tian Qingqing didn't care about them, and now there are light gourds on it, both old and young.

Tian Qingqing made up her mind, went to the fence wall south of the east cross courtyard, and picked five yellow sub-waist gourds. Use the ability to cut open the lid (gourd pedicle) to get the seeds inside, clean it, and fill the space.

He also used his abilities to increase himself to the size of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old. The eyebrows were bent with ink, and the original appearance was changed.

If you can't change the shape of your face, use heavy color.

But what about rouge and color? Isn't there in the space?

After thinking about it, I saw a big red paper on the table, which was left over from writing couplets during the Chinese New Year. Then use it. Tear a few small pieces, wet them with water, and stick them to both cheeks and lips. - It seems that there is still some rouge lipstick or something in the space for emergency use.

He Xiangu is an ancient woman and a fairy, she should wear a skirt, and she has to wear a long belt. Where can I get this?

I looked at the fabric I was preparing to sit on in the space, and found that there was a pink one. I tried it on my body, and it hung down just to my ankles – there it was!

He pulled two more sky-blue cloth bands, one tied around his waist and the other draped over his shoulders. If you don't look closely, she really looks like a beautiful girl wearing a long skirt and a streamer!

After finishing his body, he took off the red paper that was pasted on his face. At first glance, even she burst into laughter: her face and lips were red, just like the inferior porcelain baby faces sold on the street, and there was no beauty at all.

Practicing the gods!!

However, I can't see the original appearance at all.

Whatever! It's not like you're going to meet a lover, why do you want to be so beautiful?!

Fortunately, at this time, there are no costume dramas, and there are no costume pictorials or anything, eleven or two-year-old children have no impression of ancient costumes at all, let alone He Xiangu? No matter how outrageous the dress is, they don't know. When the grasshopper's eyes are hazy, it's okay to stay farther away.

Tian Qingqing "dressed up" herself like this, carried a basket that was originally placed here, treated it as lotus blue, put five sub-waist gourds full of space into the basket, and flashed out of the space.

"Yo, are you five still here?"

"He Xiangu" walked to a place far away from the five boys and stopped, and said with a smile and a familiar tone.

The five boys were all startled when they saw a woman wearing strange heavy makeup, and pointed to "He Xiangu" and said, "You...... You...... Who is it? ”

"He Xiangu" and "Gege" smiled: "What? It's changed, and you don't know it? Sue you, I'm the original body of the little girl who pushed you down just now-He Xiangu is also. ”

Seeing that the five boys were speechless in shock, they simply answered without asking, and continued to justify themselves:

"I saw that the five of you were bullying my senior brother (I don't know what to call it, so I used it like this first), so I wanted to teach you a lesson. Fearing that this would frighten him, he changed into his cousin's appearance and sent him home.

"I was so angry that I threw you guys hard. I saw that my senior brother was not beaten up, and after his anger subsided, I came to see you again.

"Well, I fell on you, and I will be responsible for healing you. I'll give each of you a gourd of fairy water, and you drink more than half of it, and the remaining half is smeared on your sore buttocks. It doesn't hurt for a while. ”

As he spoke, he took out the five ya-waisted gourds containing space from the flower basket and used them to control them. The gourd was like an inspiration, lined up, fluttering in the air, not biased or slanted, just a gourd floating in front of a person.

The five boys caught it tremblingly, and secretly said in their hearts: With this way of sending things, which one is not a fairy? Who can float something in mid-air? In my heart, I must have met a fairy.

"Now lift the lid and drink." "He Xiangu" ordered.

The five people didn't dare to slack off, and quickly lifted the lid and drank.

After the cold and sweet "fairy water" is put into the stomach, I immediately feel comfortable all over my body. The pain in my butt has also been reduced a lot. Five people, you look at me, I look at him, and exchange words with their eyes: Is this really fairy water? Why does it taste so sweet!

"He Xiangu" saw that they were almost drunk, and ordered: "The rest rub each other's buttocks!" I turn away, and I don't look at you, but wipe it quickly. He really turned his face away from them.

So, the five of them took off their pants, you wiped it for me, I wiped it for him, and wiped it on each other.

It didn't take much work, and all five of them felt that their buttocks didn't hurt anymore, and the one lying on their stomachs also sat up.

"He Xiangu" didn't hear much movement. He asked, "Are you done wiping it all?" ”

The five of them replied in unison, "It's done." ”

"He Xiangu" turned around and said to them with a smile: "Okay, your buttocks don't hurt anymore, then let's sit down and talk about the reason." If you want to know anything, you can always ask questions, and I promise to answer them. With that, he sat down on a stone beside him, still keeping a distance of a foot from them.

"This ......" The five people looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

"He Xiangu": "Then let's talk about why you want to bully my senior brother first, right?" ”

The five boys snorted for a long time before they explained the reason. It's basically the same as what I said here, that is, bullying him as a foreigner and having a disabled leg. Beat him because he did the right thing that no one in the class had done, and he thought he was able to put on a posture.

Seeing that "He Xiangu" just listened quietly, and did not blame them, the five boys became bolder. One of them asked, "Are you that little girl?" In other words, that little girl is you? ”

The other saw that he didn't ask the point, so he immediately corrected and said: "You can't say that, you should say: Is the cousin who came over Shun changed by you?" ”

"He Xiangu" laughed again and said, "She's just an ordinary little girl who can't be ordinary anymore." Don't say I'm not her, she just leads me to the horse and stool, and I don't want her.

"The reason why I changed into her appearance is entirely because my eldest brother was reincarnated in her relative's house. My elder brother doesn't have a memory yet, so he doesn't know me. I had no choice but to change into the form of someone he knew and approach him. ”

"He called Shun, how could he be your senior brother?" A boy asked curiously.

"He Xiangu": "This is a long story, let me ask you, have you heard of the characters in "Eight Immortals Across the Sea"? ”

Most shook their heads, and only one said, "I heard my grandfather tell me." There seems to be a woman inside, a donkey riding upside down, and a crutch, whose name I have forgotten. ”

The story of "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" was widely circulated among the people in the past, but now it is not uncommon for eleven or two-year-old children to not know about the four olds, sweeping away cows, ghosts, snakes and gods.

It doesn't matter if you don't know, tell them about it for a while, so that they can understand Tie Guan Li and be in awe.

"He Xiangu": "It seems that you don't read much, so you are so naughty." Tell you: There are eight immortals who have become immortals in "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea", they are: Tie Guan Li, Han Zhongli, Lu Dongbin, Uncle Cao Guo, Zhang Guolao, Han Xiangzi, Lan Caihe, He Xiangu.

"I am the female He Xiangu inside; The one who rode the donkey upside down was Zhang Guolao; The crutch is the iron crutch. Do you know how Tie Guan Li became a kidnapper? ”

The five boys shook their heads at the same time.

"He Xiangu": "Then I will tell you:

"Actually, Tie Guan Li was not called by this name originally, but Li Ningyang. looks burly and shows talent. After many years of careful cultivation, he finally attained enlightenment.

"One day, Taishang Laojun asked him to go to Huashan. Before leaving, he instructed his apprentice Lang Ling: "My soul will go to Taishang Laojun, my body will stay here, if the soul does not come back after seven days, you can cremate my body." ’

On the sixth day, a letter was sent to Lang Ling, saying that his mother was seriously ill and that he was going home quickly. Lang Ling is a loyal and honest person, since the master's soul left, he has been waiting by the master's side day and night, lest there be a mistake;

But he is also a well-known filial son, and now when he hears that his mother is suffering from a sudden illness, he is very uneasy, and he does not know what to do. After thinking about it repeatedly, he felt that Master's soul had been six days long, and there was only one day left, and he might not be able to come back, so he cremated Master's body and went home to visit his mother.

On the seventh day, Li Ningyang's soul really returned, but he couldn't find his body. He was anxious and wandered around.

Later, in the woods, I saw the starving Zhang Kidnapper lying there, so I borrowed his corpse to revive his soul. Since then, it has become an unkempt limp with huge eyes like a ring.

Li Tiegui was also very distressed when he saw that he had become like this. Taishang Laojun said to him: 'People must not be disgraced, and the sea water cannot be measured. Thou shalt seek beyond the qualities, and thou shalt not look at the form. He is full of merit every day, and he is a true immortal in different phases. ’

When Li Tiegui heard this, he no longer froze, and cultivated even harder. Finally, he was included in the immortal class. The story of his resurrection through the corpse is widely spread among the people and is a household name, why don't you know? ”

A boy had the courage to say: "The gods are cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and they are the objects of criticism, and our parents and teachers are not allowed to say this, where do we know?" After saying that, he felt that it was out of place, so he stuck out his tongue in fright, and quickly lowered his head. R1152