Chapter 30 School Examination
Yun Zheng felt very bad, he always felt that someone was watching him, but after turning around, he found nothing, so he specially asked Xiaolin to help him see who was staring at him, but there was still no one......
Lu Qingqing is very strange, why does her husband have such a strange feeling? Even if you want to see it, it's to see a big beauty like yourself, why do you always stare at a big man like your husband?
"Wife, my feelings are very keen, back then in Dousha Village, I relied on this feeling to escape the attack of a scar-faced leopard, although we fought a draw, the process in the middle is dangerous and indescribable. So, if I say that someone is looking at me, there must be, and even if no one is looking at me, someone must be beating my idea. ”
Lu Qingqing hugged Yun Zheng's head to his chest with a look of pity, touched his face and muttered like a child, he couldn't hear what she said, but Yun Zheng enjoyed it very much.
The wife's body has completely changed from a young girl to a mature woman, according to Hua Niang's vicious metaphor, Lu Qingqing is definitely a goblin who turns the red dust upside down, burying his head and face in the chest of such a goblin, Yun Zheng has nothing to be reluctant to.
Su Shi crawled in and said to Yun Zheng: "Master Wugou is back, and he is crying!" ”
Yun Zheng, who quickly lifted his head from Lu Qingqing's arms, glanced at Su Shi with annoyance and said: "It's normal to come back crying, I didn't ask for money, this is crying to show us, in this way, when we see him pitiful, we won't laugh at him." ”
"Oh! You know, that means it doesn't matter, what were you guys doing? Su Shi sniffled and asked Yun Zheng.
"I'm listening to the light heartbeat and counting if there's been a trend of speeding up lately." Yun Zheng's deceitful face was not red and his heart was not beating, and Lu Qingqing covered his small mouth with a handkerchief and snickered on the side.
"I want to listen too, my ears are so good that I can hear my eldest brother talking in his dreams." After finishing speaking, he was about to move to Lu Qingqing's side, but was slapped away by Yun Zheng's angry slap.
"What did your eldest brother say in his dreams at night?"
"He doesn't want me to tell anyone else, if he says something, he will beat me to death!" Su Shi shook his head, very dissatisfied with Yun Zheng's roughness. muttered that when her mother had a big belly, she let herself listen to the movements in her stomach, Yun Zheng was too stingy.
led Su Shi out of the door, and when he walked into the courtyard for the first time, there was a disconnected cry from Wugou, to be precise, Wugou was not crying, but singing, but singing like crying.
"When the bowl sounds, good men and women come, one gives up the light of heaven and earth, and the other gives up the blessed land and health. Smallpox is everywhere. The garden is full of fragrant fragrance. Five of the descendants are healthy, and six of them are ......"
Yun Zheng smiled when he heard this, this is the legendary lotus fall, and the monk's fate has always been just a dervishe. A Buddha horn is enough to make the donor happy inexplicably, only those wild monks, the little monk Huayuan will hold the lotus flower and sing the lotus fall, win the donor's favor, now the famous and the tripod Wugou monk singing the lotus scene is rare.
Without thinking about it, he put a hundred Jiaozi into the bowl of Wugou, it was too worthwhile, Lu Qingqing also pulled out a golden hairpin from his head and put it into the bowl, watching the lively bacon gritted his teeth and put a handful of copper into the bowl, Lan Lanjiao smiled and put a step into the bowl. After Yun Er put a big peach in his hand into the bowl, Wugou stopped singing, picked up the peach and ate it in a big gulp. After eating two bites, he asked Xiaolin.
"The monk is so wolf, why don't you give alms?"
Xiaolin said with a face: "I am a Taoist priest, and I don't give alms to monks!" With that, he left. I can't get used to seeing the monk's skinless and faceless appearance, just a few days ago he kept saying that he would build the bridge by himself, and now he has become extremely greedy, and he doesn't let go of the peaches in the hands of children.
The monk stood up, patted his flat stomach and lamented: "The world is so hard, although it is not the era of the end of the law, but let the poor monks eat the pain of the end of the law alive, good bacon, quickly give the monk a bowl of somen noodles, put more vegetarian bacon, vegetarian meatballs, vegetarian pork all to fat, poor monk has a wide stomach, but he has to endure hunger, bitter!" ”
Bacon has long been accustomed to monks eating such vegetarian food, immediately went to the kitchen, and did not make much effort to fill a basin with a basin of noodles and sent it over, Wugou monk smiled, pampered on the head of the bacon, and picked up the noodles is a whirlwind.
After drinking the last mouthful of soup, Wugou said to Yun Zheng: "How can the Buddhist dojo in Chengdu Mansion be so depressed? Not far from here is Zhaojue Temple, which should be a prosperous place for Buddhism, why does everyone seem to have no good impression of Buddhism, why is this? ”
"Zhaojue Temple was built for 30 years, the people of Chengdu donated for 30 years, 20 years ago, Chengdu even had a tax donation that belonged to Zhaojue Temple, do you think the people can still have a good impression of the monk?
Your Buddhism built the first jungle in the world, but lost the hearts of the people of Chengdu Mansion, I don't know how your monks consider this gain and loss, the solemn and grand temple is now incense cold, there are more monks than believers, and the water without a source and the wood without roots do not know how long it can be supported, I am afraid that the Buddha will come to the world, and he will be angry when he sees this scene, right? ”
Wugou stood up with a bang, and said sadly: "Up and down the Baiyun Temple, the money and grain saved every year have turned into flowing water, Amitabha, good, good, the Buddha is in the hearts of the people, how can it be in the clay carving wood sculpture." ”
Wugou left sadly, he didn't even take his bowl, it looked really sad, seeing this scene, even Xiaolin, who has always liked to joke with Wugou, closed his mouth tightly.
Yun Er and Su Shi went to send bowls to the monk together, and the guy who ate couldn't throw it away.
There are sad monks and unlucky Taoist priests in the Yun family, but they haven't seen Hua Niang come over for a long time, so they can't help but be a little worried, and they don't want to go to Lingxi Pavilion, so they sent monkeys to ask Hua Niang, and they can't eat dumplings at home tonight.
The Yun family's dumplings have always been an almost solemn scene, not that Yun Zheng is playing tricks, but that the bacon stubbornly believes that this is the best meal in the world, so we need to sincerely thank God for giving such a delicacy to the world.
Even with Lu Qingqing, Lan Lan also became solemn, and making dumplings once in the Yun family became something that needed to be treated more solemnly than a feast, which was the highest etiquette of the Yun family.
The women are proud to wrap a basket of dumplings, which must look like ingots, and the bacon buns are the most beautiful, each of which is average size and full. Lu Qingqing's bag is a little worse, but she is ingenious, and she quickly mastered the elements of making dumplings, Lan Lan has been learning how to cook with her heart, and now she is very level, Yun Zheng knows that this former Phoenix of Dousha County has now begun to slowly know how to live.
Since it is to eat dumplings, then you must invite the ancestor of the Lu family, the old man has long said that as long as it is a matter of eating dumplings, he will definitely come, the last time Lu Qingqing invited the ancestor and uncle at home, father, ate the Yun family's special dumplings, and the old man who ate it was very open-minded, especially like the mysterious atmosphere before eating, so that even things like dumpling soup were drunk.
At the beginning of dinner, the Yun family was very lively, the old man's laughter was loud, surrounded by Yun Er and Su Shi Su Zhe, and the old and young were constantly taking school examinations, which surprised the Lu family brothers, why did all the Zhong Xiu in heaven and earth gather in such an inconspicuous house?
"Don't get tired of eating, don't get tired of fine, Su Zhe takes it!"
"Eat and eat, fish and meat are rotten, and do not eat; Lust is evil, and he does not eat; Stinky and do not eat; Lack of food, no eating; From time to time, do not eat; If you don't cut it right, you won't eat it...... Rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dung is immortal."
"Yu Yu and He Xu, those who sway up 90,000 miles, and those who go to rest in June, Su Shi will take them."
"Wild horses, dust, and creatures. Today's Yang becomes a righteous canal, Ming Jiang also, the old gentleman takes it! ”
"And the measures are ...... to Mao Bo"
The more he was admitted to the school, the more frightened the old man became, the three children were well-read and memorized, and in just a few words, including after the appearance, the old man was already surprised that he didn't know what to say, this is no longer something that can be described by intelligence, these are not poems, but real knowledge, and they can't be faked.
Slowly more and more people joined, the Lu brothers also joined this solitaire game, the Wugou monk also added, Lu Qingqing came to greet the elders, and was also pulled in, Lan Lan came to visit, and was also added by the old man......
When Solitaire appeared, the three children were still there, and at this time, Lan Lan, Wugou, and Jing Xian had all been eliminated.
It's not important to eat dumplings anymore, at least that's what the old man thinks, and when Yun Er made a move, he finally got Su Zhe down, and Su Shi actually answered the old man, and he could actually make a poem casually: Thinking about my great Song Dynasty for a hundred years, I was originally the king and turned Hu Xuan. The South China Sea fished the liver of the dragon king, and the jade sea rippled with glazed cups. ”
This is to increase the difficulty, the little guy is too smart, he knows that if he tries again, he and Yun Er will definitely show timidity, it is better to add poetry to increase the difficulty, he is small, as long as he makes poetry, it is a big victory!
Yun Zheng didn't understand this guy's intentions, slapped him on the back of the head, smiled and told the bacon to put the dumplings in the pot, a few children showed off like this, it didn't do them any good.
When eating dumplings, the old man wanted to talk to Yun Zheng about the child's education several times, but Lu Qingqing always diverted the topic, Lu Weng knew that this little Nizi was careful and had a problem with her eyes, and Xiao Nizi wanted to stuff Yun Yue into the Lu family school for a while, but her uncle refused, and instead recommended another family, and now, it's time for people to beat up a rake.
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