236 Men dressed as women
236 men dressed as women
Mo Qinghe still let Ran Zhirou drink in the end, after all, this time they separated, and they didn't know when they would see each other next time.
With enough to eat and drink, and the obstacles outside have been cleared, it's time for them to hit the road.
"You're not going to go on the road like this, are you?" Ran Zhirou and Sun Mubai, no matter which one they looked like, stood out from the crowd, and when they stood on the street, they were quickly recognized by others. This is slaughtered, Mo Qinghe doesn't think these two people are stupid.
"Brother Mo misunderstood, I want Ran Ran to do this, just to find the real murderer behind us behind the scenes."
Ran Zhirou glanced at Sun Mubai, she was worthy of being an old fox, and she even knew what she was thinking. However, "I didn't plan to go on this road this time. ”
If she is alone, of course she can be willful. The current situation is different, Sun Mubai's injury has not healed, and he has been running around repeatedly, and his body has long been unable to bear such a toss. She can't put Sun Mubai in danger just because she wants to track down the real culprit behind her.
Seeing that both of them were looking at her, Ran Zhirou moved her mouth, and then smiled: "This time we are disguised." ”
How easy it is to make it easy is also the key. Whether it is Sun Mubai or Mo Qinghe, there is no doubt about Ran Zhirou's ability to change her appearance, she is a person who can imitate the fishless boy so that the entire martial arts cannot recognize her.
Mo Qinghe became interested, "Oh, what does Lady Ran want to look like?" ”
"Hehe, I, of course, can I be you." Ran Zhirou looked at Mo Qinghe and smiled evilly.
"Me?" The other two were all confused, looking at Ran Zhirou suspiciously.
"That. Who is Brother Sun? Mo Qinghe pointed at Sun Mubai a little stiffly, he didn't know why, he had a very bad premonition.
"Huh! Brother Mo seemed a little nervous. What's wrong? ”
"Tell me quickly, who do you want to disguise Brother Sun into!" Don't be sloppy there, don't be at this juncture, still thinking about watching him play, hum. Ran Zhirou's bad factor, he has personally learned.
"Sun Mubai, of course, Yi Rong became Mo Qinghe's closest person." Sun Mubai looked at it at the right time. Ran Zhirou kindly explained to him: "The closest person to Mo Qinghe is, of course, the son of Fang Zhi County, known as the jade-faced and exquisite Fang Gongzi!" ”
"Hey! Ran Zhirou. I warn you, if you dare to let Brother Sun disguise himself as him, it will not be the enemy who will assassinate you, but me!" ”
"Just pretend. What does it matter. Ran Zhirou waved his hand indifferently. His eyes were full of smiles.
Of course, Sun Mubai understood her, and he didn't open his mouth to stop her, so he let him play. This Mo Qinghe Brother Mo also needs to be cleaned up, and he can't ask for it when he can see him in such a hurry. After all, he didn't have the slightest upper hand from him just now, and his heart was quite unbalanced.
"I said no, pretending to be me or someone else. I don't care, if you pretend to be Yu'er. What trouble will it cause him, I can be anxious with you! "Yu'er has no quarrel with the world and treats people very well, he doesn't want him to be involved in these storms.
"Don't worry, the jade face is so high in martial arts, even if someone comes to the door, they won't do anything about him. What's more, with his status, few people will find his head. "Jade Face Linglong is not only a figure in the rivers and lakes, but also has a backer in the court. His sister is Princess Xian, and the most important thing is her younger brother, unless her head is pumped, and the people of the court will provoke him.
If the person who pursued him was a Jianghu man, it would be even easier. The jade face looks like he is just an elegant son, but his kung fu is famous in the rivers and lakes, plus he is very righteous in dealing with people, but there are many powerful friends in the rivers and lakes, if anyone provokes him, the jade face son can not care, his friends will not be frivolous.
"Even so, you can't involve Yu'er." Mo Qinghe completely lost his previous calmness and joking, and was so anxious that he almost ran over to force Ran Zhirou to make a guarantee.
"No, I just want Sun Mubai to pretend to be him and you off!"
"Hey! Why are you like this, are you still a friend! ”
Sun Mubai really couldn't stand it anymore, "Ranran, don't tease Brother Mo anymore." ”
"Hahaha-hahahaha-ha Ha ha! No wonder others say that the jade-faced boy is the lifeblood of the son of Qinghe, and I finally believe it. ”
No matter how abnormal Mo Qinghe is, it should be time to react at this time. "Okay, so you lied to me!"
"You're stupid, how could I disguise myself as the two of you, both of you rarely leave here, and as soon as I leave the realm, won't they see it?"
Mo Qinghe would not make such negligence, but it was just a matter of exquisite jade face, and his smart brain was not very bright.
But it is not easy to be them, who will they be to be intolerable?
"Didn't you also say that he is sick at this moment, and he is even more delicate than the big girl, so how about letting him disguise himself as a big girl? How about the two of us being sisters looking for relatives? ”
"Ahem, cough~" Sun Mubai was choked again, did you say that he was easy, first he was frightened by Mo Qinghe, and then Ran Zhirou. He's so easy to bully? It's not right, he has always bullied others before, when was he bullied to death by others?
"You mean really? Well, this is a good idea, and I believe that Brother Sun will definitely agree for the sake of the overall situation. ”
Sun Mubai glared at the girl who would take revenge. "Brother Mo, who helped you just now, you hit a rake so quickly, isn't it interesting?"
"Hmph, that's interesting, who was watching the show just now?" Don't think he doesn't know, these two people are wearing a pair of pants, just as bad. And he also saw that Sun Mubai was also a cunning fox, but he was injured at this time, so he was a little restrained. If it was the same as usual, he might not have been bullied by the two of them today.
He Mo Qinghe never makes a loss-making deal, no matter how this grandson brother will deal with him in the future, he will win the next game first.
"Brother Mo, you read it wrong." Mo Qinghe turned his head and didn't listen to his explanation.
"Ranran. I'm sure you won't do this to me. Seeing that there was no drama on Mo Qinghe's side, Sun Mubai threw himself at Ran Zhirou again. Before, he could see a playful smile in Ran Zhirou's eyes, but now. But she meant it.
"Sun Mubai, you know that what I said is serious, obedient and cooperative, this is also so that we can arrive at Qinyang Mansion safely."
"Which girl have you seen who is as tall as me?" Sun Mubai still didn't give up.
"That's fine, I can teach you some simple bone shrinking techniques. Totally manageable. ”
"My talent for martial arts is not as strong as Ran Ran." So what kind of bone shrinking skills, let's let others learn it. The thought of learning bone shrinking skills is to make him a woman. He didn't want to.
"Even if you're a little taller, it's no problem, you're handsome, there's no obstacle to becoming a woman."
"I can pretend to be your brother!" It doesn't have to be a woman. He can understand it to mean that Ran Ran is looking at his women's clothing. teased him, only to deliberately propose such a proposal.
"It's easy to be recognized by pretending to be my brother, Sun Mubai, don't be a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, we should go on the road." Ran Zhirou couldn't help but say, pulled Sun Mubai closer to the room, and after some upside-down, Mo Qinghe finally saw the two of them walk out of the room.
The first to come out was Ran Zhirou. She is dressed as a sharp beauty with sallow skin. Her face was vicious, like a fierce man's wife.
It's not strange that Ran Zhirou will dress up like this Mo Qinghe, what he wants to see is Brother Sun, what is it like to be tossed by Ran Zhirou, that scene will definitely be very funny.
In order to see Sun Mubai in women's clothes for the first time, Mo Qinghe didn't leave a single step, and he didn't even go down when the shopkeeper came to call him. It was difficult to guarantee that the moment he went downstairs, he was slipped away by Sun Mubai. Anyway, he can't escape today no matter what, and this incident will make him be ridiculed by Mo Qinghe and Ran Zhirou for the rest of his life.
"Eh, what about Brother Sun? Why hasn't it come out yet? Mo Qinghe asked deliberately.
"Come out, you come out—" Ran Zhirou shouted into the room, but there was no movement in the room. "I said that you can't succeed if you are happy, and it's not a big girl who gets on a sedan chair, what's the strength of twisting!"
Ran Zhirou was still shouting there, and a tablecloth inside was thrown out mercilessly, covering Ran Zhirou's face.
Ran Zhirou took off the dirty tablecloth in disgust and twitched the corners of her mouth.
"Look, not only is the body pretended to be a woman, but even the temperament is so similar, Sun Mubai is quite dedicated."
Mo Qinghe laughed and fell to the table, these two people were really funny. This Ran Woman, I originally heard Brother Wuyu say that his junior sister's temperament has changed greatly, but now that I look at it, where has changed, isn't it still as nonsensical as in the past?
"Okay, enough of the little temper, hurry up and come out, it's time to go." Ran Zhirou continued to urge without fear of death, but her body had already flashed outside the door, joke, she didn't want to eat Sun Mubai's tablecloth again.
"Brother Sun, come out, it's not too early, are you going to rely on our Sunset Inn today?" Mo Qinghe also came to step on it, anyway, Sun Mubai is difficult to ride a tiger today, and he can't do it if he doesn't come out.
There was finally movement behind the door, Sun Mubai was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he still obediently cooperated with Ran Zhirou.
If this can make Ran Ran happy and allow her to sweep away the previous haze, then let her succeed once, right? I can finally understand the feeling of being bullied by him before but I couldn't fight back, but he and her are still a little different after all.
Sun Mubai took a deep breath and appeared at the door.
"Poof-cough-cough-hahaha-hahaha-hahaha-hahaha- Mo Qinghe made a gaffe and rolled directly under the table. Oh my god, this is really horrible, I've seen an ugly woman, but I've never seen such an ugly woman. With such a look, if you dare to get involved, it is really hungry.
Sun Mubai's appearance is not ugly, but Ran Zhirou intends to turn him into an extremely ugly person. Sun Mubai's original women's clothes were more normal, and women's clothes that had not been modified in the later stage were only seen by Ran Zhirou alone, so she would not be cheap Mo Qinghe. Ran Zhirou was very clear about this, and she didn't want others to take advantage of Sun Mubai so much.
Although Sun Mubai is taller in women's clothes, she still looks good. What if such a good-looking person is targeted along the way? Ran Zhirou thought again, instead of becoming a beautiful girl, it is better to become an ugly girl who everyone is frightened, so that it is not easy to have an accident and there is a lot less trouble.
What's more, if an arrogant person like Sun Mubai finds himself becoming an ugly monster who can scare others, I don't know what kind of expression he will show?
Ran Zhirou's calculation was not wrong, but an accident happened in the back. Because Sun Mubai himself can't see his ugly face, from front to back, the person whose eyes are tortured, and her stomach hurts when she is devastated.
Sun Mubai shouldn't have expected this a long time ago and finally agreed, right?
If that's the case, then this man is too ruthless, devil!
"Have you laughed enough?" Sun Mubai's voice was as cold as ice, and two big blushes were melted on his face with rouge, and his lips were painted red, extending to the surroundings. actually drew eyeliner, outlining two fine lines at the corners of the eyes, I don't know if it's a cat demon or something. In short, Ran Zhirou had already regarded Sun Mubai's face as a useless rag and scribbled with her. She is willing to do it, if Sun Mubai's handsome face is damaged, she will be the one who will enjoy less benefits in the future.
"Hahaha-haha-I can't do it, I'm really laughing at me, it's so amusing me-" Mo Qinghe's handsome image was not there at all, and the person lay on the table and laughed for about ten minutes before finally stopping. The premise of stopping is not to look at or think about Sun Mubai's face.
And the paralyzed moon scar, after seeing Sun Mubai behind the door, was very frightened, and then turned his head, as if he hadn't seen it. But Mo Qinghe, who was careful, still noticed the shaking of Moon Scar's shoulders.
It's really open, and he can't even collapse with the big facial paralysis of Moon Scar, no wonder he laughs enough without giving face.
"Gone." didn't want to be treated as a monkey anymore, Sun Mubai put on the fake cloak and black hat that Sun Mubai had worn before, and took the lead out of the Sunset Inn.
Along the way, in order not to attract attention, and in order to let the people in front of them automatically make way for them, Ran Zhirou took off the black hat on Sun Mubai's head again and again. Then he covered himself and laughed there alone, Sun Mubai was so angry that he wanted to cover her mouth several times, but he was injured and was not Ran Zhirou's opponent at all.
When Ran Zhirou was laughing happily, Sun Mubai behind him also smiled happily.
As for this damn makeup, God, I still can't imagine it! Since being made like this by Ran Zhirou, Sun Mubai has never looked in the mirror, and even when he drank water in the river, he closed his eyes and insisted on not looking at himself.
He was afraid that when he saw himself like this, he couldn't help but be scared to death by himself. If this were the case, he might become the first person in the imperial court.
How many Shangshu of the Criminal Department were scared to death by their appearance? The key is not that he is ugly, it's just that a certain woman has nothing to do and deliberately corrects him! (To be continued......)