Chapter 554: The Sissy Cannon
Anyone who is stared at by others will be uncomfortable, even if this other person is his idol, ideal, but how to say that he is a big man!
What's more, everyone knows that the proud upper circumference is still fake, and it is completely false.
As soon as she thought of this, Han Enjing was very depressed, in their small group, her height development can be ranked in the top three, but the part that a woman values the most seems to have no signs of awakening at all, and she has developed perfunctorily and stopped.
Of course, this is not the most annoying, the most annoying thing is that the best developed is actually the Quanbao Blue in the small group, which is most like a primary school student.
God, what kind of sin has this been created!
Do you want to play a game like that?
Li Jixian saw that Li Junxi's eyes were still aiming towards Han Eunjing's position, and his heart couldn't help but feel pantothenic.
I know it's fake, what's there to see!
In a flash, he stood directly in front of Han Enjing, crossed his waist, and looked like a good sister who protected his sister: "OPPA!" That's too much! ”
Lee Jun-hee was amused by the appearance of the two girls and said, "Okay! Don't tease you, get ready! ”
"What's wrong? It's so lively here! ”
Jun Ji-hyun didn't know when he walked over and looked at Lee Jun-hee and the two girls with a playful smile.
Just now, Jun Ji-hyun found out what Lee Jun-hee and the two girls were talking about, and looking at their appearance, it seemed that they had a good relationship, and he couldn't help but feel uncomfortable for a while.
Since reuniting with Lee Jun-hee, Jun Ji-hyun is in his heart. has already labeled Lee Jun Hee as a private label, any woman who approaches, or tries to get close to Lee Jun Hee. was regarded as a potential threat by her, and when she saw that Li Junxi and the two girls who had been secretly watching her just now seemed to be very close, she couldn't help but come over.
The goddess is here!
Li Zhixian and Han Enjing hurriedly bowed and said hello: "Hello seniors!" I'm Lee Ji-hyun (Han Eun-jeong). ”
Jun Ji-hyun smiled very elegantly and said, "Hello! Well~~~~~~ I have some acting things to talk about with Lee Jun Hee PD, don't you know if it's convenient? ”
Lee Ji-hyun and Han Eun-jung are both smart children, and when they hear Jun Ji-hyun say this, can they still not know what to do?
The two of them honestly bowed at a ninety degree. Immediately flashed.
"Why don't you talk now!?" Jun Ji-hyun tilted his head, looked at Lee Jun-hee, whose eyes were constantly dodging, and said with a smile. "Wasn't it fun to talk to young girls just now? Or is it that you don't have anything to say when you see me? ”
Lee Jun-hee didn't know why, and he was nervous for a while, although he had been hypnotizing himself constantly. Tell yourself over and over again. He and Jun Ji-hyun are only in a working relationship, but every time he is alone with Jun Ji-hyun, he still inevitably feels a little uncomfortable, the key is that the relationship between the two is too sensitive, the boyfriend and girlfriend of the ex.
"Jihyun! On set, I hope we can all give our full attention to the film, and the rest ~~~~~~~~"
Jun Ji-hyun asked, "What about the rest?" ”
Li Junxi sighed and said, "Let everything be fate!" ”
Jun Ji-hyun smiled when he heard this. "Yes! That's what OPPA said yourself, when the time comes. Don't hide anymore. ”
After Jun Ji-hyun finished speaking, he went back to the place where he had just sit, picked up the book, and quickly quieted down.
Lee Jun-hee looked at Jun Ji-hyun and sighed again, originally he planned to refuse, even if for this reason, Jun Ji-hyun would withdraw from this movie shooting, but when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say anything.
Maybe Choi is really right!
Lee Jun-hee is a person who can't learn what to do in his life in order to take the initiative when dating girls.
"Ernie! How did I find out that the relationship between Jun-hee OPPA and Jun Ji-hyun's seniors is not ordinary! They seem to have known each other for a long time! ”
Li Zhixian gritted his teeth and said, "How do I know, but even if I know, what if I know?" I only see that Jun-hee's OPPA seems to be very repulsive to Jun Ji-hyun's seniors! ”
Lee Ji-hyun is a smart woman, and she is the most observant of words and feelings, she can see at a glance that Lee Jun-hee is as embarrassed as she is when facing Jun Ji-hyun.
"Attention to all departments, fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes to prepare, and then the filming will officially start, the actors are in place, in place!"
What Jun Ji-hyun thinks, Lee Jun-hee doesn't want to think about it, he is now full of thoughts about how to make this movie well, and walked directly into the temporary dressing room on the side after speaking.
As a result, Lee Jun-hee walked in, and Jun Ji-hyun followed in, this temporary dressing room was very large, but Jun Ji-hyun sat next to Lee Jun-hee.
"Uh~~~~~~~~~~ it looks like there's your lounge next door!" Li Junxi reminded him, and looking at his expression, he knew that he was very uneasy at this time.
Jun Ji-hyun raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Isn't it okay here?" ”
Yes, yes, but the problem is ~~~~~~~~~
Lee Jun-hee's image in this movie is really a bit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ mother!
This is also an attempt by Lee Jun-hee, and now the male protagonist of Korean movies is either a tough guy, a beautiful man with a glass heart, a noble son, or a poor grassroots with a strong heart.
The roles played by Lee Jun-hee in the youth trilogy before, although they were trying to break free from this category, they still couldn't be too out of line.
So, in this movie, Lee Jun-hee subverted all the characteristics of the role he played before, and it can even be said that he subverted the definition of the male protagonist in Korean films and created a delicate-minded ~~~~~~~ sissy.
Although it is a sissy, as the screenwriter of this movie, Li Junxi has the most say in every role, and the role of Wang Xiaobei is definitely one of the biggest highlights of this movie.
If you put aside the identity of the screenwriter, purely from the perspective of an audience, the image of Wang Xiaobei is mostly YY.
It's not that Wang Xiaobei is fabricated or whatever, this is actually the same as before the tragic fall in those traditional movies. I don't forget to save the image of the fate of the world.
Through the whole story, the existence of the character of Wang Xiaobei is completely necessary and essential. His presence helped the heroine Huang Xiaoxian get out of the haze of life.
Perhaps, it is a little unfair to make a conclusion about a role in this way, but from the perspective of an audience, Wang Xiaobei is indeed the most suitable person to play such a role, and this "suitability" has more or less idealistic elements.
As the saying goes, if love is gone, there is still a career. But Huang Xiaoxian "scolded the boss like a grandson" as soon as he fell out of love, so his career was gone, and there was still friendship, and the man was a bastard. There is also the embrace of her best friend, the underground mistress of Huang Xiaoxian and her bastard man is her bastard best friend, but the parental family as a family is far away from her hometown, although the arms of her parents are soft. But it can't cross thousands of rivers and mountains.
All right. The absence of her family and the betrayal of her men and friends made Huang Xiaoxian disbelieve in the world, so, emotionally speaking, Huang Xiaoxian needed someone who could help her tolerate her.
First of all, this person has to understand her, Wang Xiaobei and Huang Xiaoxian have quarreled more during this time than old couples for decades, and then Huang Xiaoxian must fully believe in this person, straight men may have impure motives. It's not funny, it's not that I'm a junior. It's just that if you repeat the previous tragedy in the future, that is, the big coffee table, as for female girlfriends, according to the previous experience, maybe they are cultivating the next junior in their lives, so who said that men and women don't have pure friendship, women and Gay aren't they!
The benefits of Gay are straight men, blue confidants, girlfriends are not comparable, when a man is called when he is working, he needs to talk to his heart and has a delicate and tender little glass heart, he can usually hug and hug unscrupulously and don't worry about playing ambiguous, and he never has to worry about being plotted to do wrong when he lives together, he loves to be clean and good at cooking and doing housework, his life is well organized, no one will be impatient when trying on clothes when shopping, and when he watches TV, he will not grab the remote control and change it to a ball game, It's okay to exchange cosmetics, clothes, accessories, and maintenance expertise, and no one will say anything about handsome guys on the street, and from time to time pull out and pretend to be a boyfriend, and you can also be angry with your ex-boyfriend.
The most important thing is that although there is a possibility of bending, it is still much smaller than a girlfriend snatching a boyfriend.
Therefore, every woman needs to have a Gay honey, especially when she is out of love, so Wang Xiaobei made a gorgeous appearance to fill the small gap in Huang Xiaoxian's heart.
Is Wang Xiaobei a gay?
In the whole story, Li Junxi, as the screenwriter, has not specifically explained, judging from the ending of the story, he should be a standard straight man, in fact, no matter whether Wang Xiaobei is Gay or not, Huang Xiaoxian's heart asks, Wang Xiaobei is a Gay.
Moreover, in the story, Huang Xiaoxian was extremely sure that Wang Xiaobei was a pure Gay, of course, there is a lot of evidence, for example, the ** worn by odd and even numbers according to the color of the suit, heartbroken at the TV, lamenting the fate of the hero and heroine, enjoying all the process of doing housework, and pointing at Huang Xiaoxian's so-called "rough" life, with a vicious mouth, sharp complaints, and a strong aura of the queen.
Coupled with the ecstatic figure, the looming small collarbone, the soft whisper, the small eyes when wiping lipstick, the small movements when wiping hand cream, and the small waist when cutting fruits, all point to an indisputable fact that Wang Xiaobei is Gay.
Coupled with the legend that "maybe not all the people who wear the studs are Gay, but the ones I see with the studs are Gay", it seems that the conclusion is even more certain.
However, some details in the story tell people that Wang Xiaobei is actually just a straight man who is too delicate, because if he is really a gay, he will not risk hurting his skin at all, riding unsheltered in the summer noon sun, and the acidic rainstorm in the city, and at the end of the story, the romantic act that obviously shows signs of confession.
However, as soon as the idea of "Wang Xiaobei is a straight man" sprouted in his mind, he was completely stifled by the coquettish anger of "You see my arms are swollen" after he finished making ice cream.
Therefore, these inconsistencies may also confirm from the side that the image of Wang Xiaobei itself is the condensation and collection of multiple images, and as for its Gay characteristics, it is when Li Junxi created this character. The condensation and sublimation of some images combined.
The character of Wang Xiaobei can be very poisonous and sharp, and can wake up the other party with a slap when Huang Xiaoxian is chasing her ex-boyfriend's taxi. You can taunt or help at work, you can help Huang Xiaoxian ravage her ex-boyfriend, you can be angry for her, you can share a suite with Huang Xiaoxian, and ask her to eat toothpaste-flavored homemade ice cream.
But the most important thing. Wang Xiaobei has to be Gay, not because Wang Xiaobei is Gay or not, but because Huang Xiaoxian needs a Gay.
According to Lee Jun Hee's idea when he created this story. Maybe one day, Huang Xiaoxian really comes out and no longer needs a gay honey, and then his Wang Xiaobei will become straight. Then he became the one who accompanied Huang Xiaoxian all the way.
Generally. Wang Xiaobei is such a contradictory image, this is a new attempt by Li Junxi, originally when he was originally created, Li Junxi did not want to play this role, not that he was worried that after playing the role of Wang Xiaobei, it would affect his image, but because of his own image problem, the focus is his height.
Lee Jun-hee is now 186 tall. Although in the gay world, there is no distinction about height. But such a tall person, to play a role that is suspected of Gay, will inevitably make the audience unacceptable in appearance.
But after going through all the male actors in South Korea in his mind, he didn't find a person who could play this role well.
Park Hae-jin is beautiful enough, and his image is a little weak, but his image also has shortcomings, the point is that Park Hae-jin's appearance is difficult to reminiscent of the image of a poisonous tongue.
In the end, Lee Jun-hee still decided to sacrifice the small self and achieve the big self, and in line with the idea that I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, he personally played the leading role.
However, Li Junxi didn't want people to see what he looked like after makeup too early, because he had already seen it when he set his makeup before, and it was too ~~~~~~~~~ mother!
Lee Jun-hee himself is uncomfortable looking at it, let alone being seen by others!
Although he is a little self-deceived, Lee Jun-hee still hopes that the way he looks after makeup will be seen by others as late as possible.
Jun Ji-hyun made it clear that he wouldn't leave, and Lee Jun-hee had no choice but to signal the makeup artist to start as soon as possible, stretching out his head is also a knife, bowing his head is also a knife, sooner or later, just watch it if you want to.
Fifteen minutes later~~~~~~~~~
"Hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Bae Xiujing laughed directly, and was rolling all over the ground, although Jun Jixian forced herself to laugh, but from her constantly shrugging shoulders, it could be seen that she endured it very hard.
Li Junxi looked helpless, looking at himself in the mirror, he couldn't recognize it, oily hair and powdery face, what made him most uncomfortable was the shining earrings.
"If you want to laugh, just laugh!"
Jun Ji-hyun endured, glanced at Lee Jun-hee, and said, "OPPA!" Not angry? ”
Li Junxi turned his head to look at Pei Xiujing, who was still rolling on the ground and laughing until his stomach hurt: "No!" ”
"Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ha
Jun Ji-hyun couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter, she didn't know how many years she hadn't laughed like this, it was too funny.
You must know that Jun Ji-hyun can be regarded as one of the people who knows Lee Jun-hee best, the two have lived together for a long time, what kind of man Lee Jun-hee is, she has the most right to speak.
In Jun Ji-hyun's memory, Lee Jun-hee should look like a very tough kind of man, stubborn, machismo, unwilling to bow his head when he encounters anything, a tough guy.
But now ~~~~~~~~~~~
Jun Ji-hyun almost wonders if Lee Jun-hee's sexuality will change.
Li Junxi stood up: "Laugh here, come out and start filming after laughing, you are the protagonist in today's scene!" ”
Jun Ji-hyun let out an "oh" and then laughed maniacally.
The people outside didn't care at first, but when they suddenly heard a burst of laughter inside, they couldn't help but froze, and then they saw Li Junxi coming out of the dressing room.
Belch~~~~~~~~~~
Your sister!
What is this!?
Everyone was directly dumbfounded, the staff who was installing the lamp, as soon as his hand was released, the lamp fell to the ground, fell to the ground, and he fell directly from the ladder.
The others were no better, as if the whole world was frozen from the moment Lee Joon-hee walked out of the dressing room.
Li Zhixian and Han Eunjing were also directly dumbfounded.
"Ernie! It's over, it's over, your male god has become a pseudo-mother! Han Enjing was so shocked that her jaw bit off, when did she see this Li Junxi!
It took Li Zhixian a long time to react: "This ~~~~~~~~ is just acting!" ”
Although he said this, he was also muttering in his heart, the image of Li Junxi, the way he walked, and ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ actually combed the hair around his ears with his little thumb.
Isn't it really getting crooked!?
It turned out that in order to better perform the charm of the character of Wang Xiaobei, Li Junxi regarded himself as Wang Xiaobei from the moment he walked out of the dressing room, and experimented with some movements and eyes according to his own ideas.
As a result, he was directly regarded as a sissy!
If Lee Jun-hee knew what Lee Ji-hyun was thinking at the moment, he would definitely defend himself loudly: "I'm dedicating myself to art, don't I understand how to dedicate myself!" ”
Before people could finish marveling at Lee Jun-hee's sissy style, an even greater surprise came, this time it was Jun Ji-hyun.
Lee Jun-hee glanced back at Jun Ji-hyun, and couldn't help but froze, the original high-end atmosphere was gone, replaced by ~~~~~~~~ small freshness! (To be continued.) )