Chapter 696: The Birth of the Family (9)
Obviously, in Park Ye-jin's heart, Lee Jun-hee is undoubtedly the best candidate to play the scarecrow, especially in terms of figure, and of course, more importantly, if Lee Jun-hee comes to be a scarecrow, the weight of their team's shots is absolutely guaranteed.
What Park Ye-jin was thinking in her heart, through her eyes, Lee Jun-hee already knew it clearly.
"Ann yes!"
Without waiting for Park Ye-jin to speak, Lee Jun-hee resolutely expressed his opposition.
Are you kidding!
If you just want to be a scarecrow, the key is to wear women's clothes, and there is a queen next to you who is looking forward to it with great interest.
Thinking about the experience of wearing women's clothes at the beginning, I know that now it is all regarded as black history and a stain on life by Lee Junxi, and I will do it again, unless Lee Junxi is crazy.
As soon as Lee Jun-hee opened his mouth to object, Park Ye-jin immediately quit: "What! OPPA! This is also for the victory of our team! Can't they all be sacrificed? ”
Jin Xiulu also beat a side drum on the side: "That's it!" Jun-hee! Be a team player! ”
"Huh!" Li Tianxi smirked on the side and watched the excitement.
Li Junxi still shook his head vigorously: "Anything else is fine, just wear women's clothes, absolutely not!" ”
Lee Hyo-ri heard it, and he was agitating on the side: "Ye-jin! No matter what, you must let Jun-hee be a scarecrow! There will definitely be a surprise! ”
"Yikes! Lee Hyori! You woman~~~~~~~~" Lee Jun-hee wanted to harshly reprimand Lee Hyo-ri for his bad taste, but halfway through his words, he met Lee Hyo-ri's meaningful eyes and immediately swallowed the remaining half of the sentence back into his stomach.
When Park Ye-jin heard this, her eyes immediately lit up.
Play a game, and there are unexpected surprises!
Thinking about it, the gossip soul in Park Ye-jin's heart also burned. I couldn't help but pull Li Junxi and said, "OPPA!" ”
Li Junxi saw that if he didn't sell Li Tianxi again, he would be in danger, so he hurriedly said: "Yizhen! If it's a scarecrow, Brother Tianxi should be more suitable than me! Look at him tall and thin, wherever he stands, he can scare birds without wearing a straw hat! ”
What a wonderful reason for your sister!
Everyone was suffocated by Li Junxi's internal injuries. Except for Li Tianxi, who was framed by him, this frizzy brother still doesn't understand what happened!
Although Lee Jun-hee's reason is very strange, it doesn't seem to be unreasonable!
Park Ye-jin looked at Lee Tian-hee for a while, and then nodded: "Okay! I've decided, Brother Tianxi! ”
"Ahh
It wasn't until this time that Lee Tian-hee realized that things were not good and wanted to oppose it, but Park Ye-jin obviously didn't give him this chance, and Lee Jun-hee didn't agree. If Li Tianxi objected again, would she let her play the role of a scarecrow?
As for Kim so-ro, Park Ye-jin said that she couldn't handle that big brother even more!
"Excuse me!"
Lee Jun-hee, Kim so-ro and Park Ye-jin were already discussing how to dress up their scarecrow later, when they suddenly heard someone next to them say something timidly.
Li Junxi turned his head and saw that it was Li Tianxi who spoke, and asked in surprise: "Brother Tianxi!" Is there anything else you'd like to say? ”
"Uh~~~~~~~" Li Tianxi scratched his hair with an embarrassed face. Say, "That ~~~~~~~~ let me be a scarecrow." Anyway, you should ask for my opinion! ”
Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that this process was really missing.
“OPPA! Don't you want to either? Park Ye-jin's nasal voice started again, and Lee Jun-hee couldn't help but get goosebumps when he heard that tone.
Li Tianxi's expression struggled. Directly from the cart took the hat and buckled it on his head, and the action represents everything.
All right! In fact, he was willing!
The scarecrow of Park Ye-jin's team was determined, and then it was Lee Hyo-ri's turn to be on their side, and compared to the forced apportionment on the side of Park Ye-jin's team, it was much more difficult for Lee Hyo-ri's side.
"Zhong Guo!" Yoo Jae-seok looked at Kim Jong Kook with a wicked smile. The gloomy and sympathetic expression made Kim Jong Kook shudder when he saw it, and he naturally had a feeling that something was wrong in his heart.
Liu Zaishi also took a straw hat from the car, and tentatively wanted to put it on Kim Jong Kook, hehe said with a smile: "Zhong Guo! Look at ~~~~~~ scarecrow! ”
Seeing this, Kim Jong Kook didn't know what Liu Zaishi was thinking, and immediately objected: "What! In Brother Shi! Obviously, Brother is the best candidate for a scarecrow, okay! ”
Liu Zaishi's face froze, if he was asked to be a scarecrow, of course he would have no problems, let alone a little burden, but the problem was that in that case, it would be too boring.
"Zhong Guo! If I am a scarecrow, I think the farmers use it to scare the birds, but if I am a scarecrow, it will not be a deterrent at all~~~~~~"
"The bird will make a nest directly on his head!" Li Junxi interjected and hit Liu Jae-seok directly.
Making a nest on Liu Zaishi's head, the members' eyes immediately focused on Liu Zaishi's messy hairstyle, originally at the beginning, Liu Zaishi's hairstyle was still very decent, but after the end of the haystack game just now, the hairstyle carefully taken care of by the stylist has long been a mess, and it seems that the bird doesn't need to make a nest deliberately, and he can directly settle down on his head.
Being watched by the members with such eyes, Liu Jae-seok couldn't help but feel embarrassed: "Junxi! I'm your ~~~~~."
Without waiting for Liu Zaishi to finish speaking, Li Junxi waved his hand with an impatient expression and said, "I know, I know, you are my brother!" In Brother Shi! Your words appear too often in the show! ”
Liu Zaishi was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, but this also seems to mean that when recording this show, he was squeezed by Li Junxi, and it became commonplace.
Liu Zaishi also has experience now, if he continues to grind with Li Junxi, he is afraid that he will be even more miserable, at this time, the best choice is to ignore them one by one!
In the end, after some persuasion from everyone, Kim Jong Kook finally reluctantly agreed, playing the role of the scarecrow of Lee Hyori and their team.
One is because it can't wipe everyone's face, and the other is because it's too reserved. I'm afraid that it will leave the audience with the impression of hypocrisy, anyway, I already plan to develop in the ability world, so I just take this opportunity to try to let go.
After all, it's a variety show, if you continue to be reserved, you won't be able to fit in. The audience won't like it either, and in that case, it's better to let it go completely.
The selection of the scarecrow is decided, and then it is time to dress up, and at this time, it is up to the two teams to show their strengths.
Lee Jun-hee and their side were working hard to dress up their Tianxi brand scarecrow, when they suddenly heard a burst of laughter from Lee Hyo-ri and their team.
The laughter attracted Park Ye-jin and Kim so-ro on the other side, and they rushed over curiously, only to see Kim Jong Kook's current novel outfit. They all couldn't help but laugh.
"oPPa, Dafabet! You're working too hard! Park Ye-jin covered her mouth incredulously, looking like a ghost.
"Zhong Guo, you're a man, don't you want your image?" Jin Xiulu couldn't help but laugh.
Hearing them laughing so exaggeratedly, Li Junxi couldn't help but go over, but after only one glance, he almost collapsed with laughter: "Brother Zhong Guo!" Is this ~~~~~~ still you? ”
Surrounded by everyone. Kim Jong Kook, who was making fun of him, was in front of the camera with a red pestle, and he was embarrassed and wanted to run away.
But the show is still being recorded. Escaping is definitely not possible, Kim Jong Kook can only selectively ignore those laughter, raise his head, and put on a posture of covering his ears and stealing the bell, but no matter how you look at that expression, it gives people a sense of tragedy.
What kind of sin have I suffered?
Ultimately. After some dress-up, it was finally time to announce the works of both parties, and with the order of the production team, Lee Hyori and his team took the lead in announcing their works.
"oK, it's okay! Let you see the power of muscular scarecrows! Lee Hyori finished. I couldn't help but laugh.
As soon as Kim Jong Kook, the muscular scarecrow in her mouth, appeared, everyone at the scene burst into laughter.
I saw a muscular pseudo-man with a flower hat on his head, a small vest, a set of big flower pants, eyelashes, rouge, and pink lipstick appeared gorgeously in front of the camera!
Just now, Li Junxi and the others saw only a half-finished product, and they almost laughed and peed, but now that they saw the full version, they couldn't even laugh straight.
"Brother Zhong Guo! You're ~~~~~~~~ a big deal! Li Junxi smiled as he walked towards Kim Jong Kook, and gloated and teased, "Wait, wait, let me take a photo with Brother Zhong Guo first, this kind of Brother Zhong Guo is rare to see in ten years, I must take a photo." ”
Li Junxi said, really took out his mobile phone, compared to drawing a scissor hand, and then "click, click" and kept taking pictures.
Kim Jong Kook felt that his temples were beating wildly, but in the face of the camera, he could only endure it, as if he didn't hear this guy's complaints, and still looked at the camera with a smile.
But as long as you are careful, it is not difficult to find from Kim Jong Kook's bulging cheeks, he just gritted his teeth and endured it, looking at his high and bulging cheeks, it is estimated that Kim Jong Kook has eaten this guy's heart.
"Alright! Jun-hee! Let's take a look at yours! Yoo Jae-seok smiled and stopped Lee Jun-hee's behavior, "Anyway, no matter what, you won't be our opponents!" Our work has reached the pinnacle! ”
"Cut! Not necessarily! Park Ye-jin on the side first snorted disdainfully, and then introduced, "Please invite our Tianxi brand scarecrow!" ”
Kim so-ro, who had been waiting behind the haystack for a long time, heard Captain Park Ye-jin's order and immediately walked out with something in his arms.
I saw a humanoid object wearing orange aunt pants, a fancy lady's shirt, and a lady's feather hat being put in front of the camera by Jin Xiulu, and then I heard the uproar at the scene, and laughter broke out.
"Daihatsu!"
"What is this?"
"Tianxi. Your sacrifice is too great! Although the other party was a competitor, Liu Zaishi was still impressed by the scene in front of him, and he laughed happily, "Ah, this is too exaggerated, what can you do in the future!" ”
Yin Zhongxin's face twitched and laughed, "Ah, don't you want to be an actor anymore?" ”
Li Xiaoli endured it at first, but after all, she couldn't resist this strong sense of joy and was amused, but she was worried about Li Tianxi: "Tianxi, are you really okay like this!?" ”
Obviously, the object that was exposed by Kim so-ro was the scarecrow dressed up by Park Ye-jin and their team, Lee Tian-hee.
I saw a pair of false eyelashes of different lengths between Li Tianxi's eyes. Coupled with the thick eyeshadow, it is so sparkling that people can't help but feel furious when they see it, and under the strong eyeshadow are two huge lumps of fat red, with the snow-white cheeks he painted, and the big bloody mouth that was deliberately smeared, people can't help but shudder when they see it. Coupled with his vulgar outfit, you can't laugh if you don't want to.
was complained about by everyone, Li Tianxi's heart was also worried, it is obvious that after this scene is broadcast, his image will be all over.
Seeing Li Tianxi's stiff expression, Li Junxi was afraid that he would not be able to get off the stage, so he hurriedly comforted: "What are you afraid of, it's a big deal to mix the arts in the future!" ”
Li Tianxi heard this. I was about to cry, and I thought to myself: Are you really sure this is comforting me?
Li Tianxi was already very worried, but now that Li Junxi fell into the well, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched involuntarily.
"Oh Tianxi! Don't worry! Seeing that Li Tianxi wanted to cry without tears, Jin Xiulu also deliberately teased, "Anyway, your current popularity is like this, so it's better to start over from the ability world first!" ”
When Li Tianxi heard this, his face became even more bitter.
Lee Hyori is also playful. She curiously approached Li Tianxi and asked Jin Xiulu with an innocent face: "oPPa." Do you scarecrows really not move? ”
"Of course!" Seeing her cunning appearance, Jin Xiulu didn't know what she wanted to do, and immediately sold Li Tianxi with a certain face, "Our scarecrow will never move, and he won't laugh, even if he is a scarecrow." I also absolutely believe in Tianxi's professional ethics! ”
Li Tianxi met Lee Hyo-ri's playful eyes, and when he heard Kim so-ro's words again, he also felt the danger, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help jumping, but he still held back.
"Really!" Lee Hyo-ri deliberately made a look of surprise.
"Really!" Jin Xiulu held back a smile. Nod vigorously.
"Then I'm going to give it a try!" After Li Xiaoli finished speaking, he pounced directly on Li Tianxi.
Li Tianxi was startled, and he couldn't wait for him to say "no", Li Xiaoli's little hand directly touched his waist, and then a heart-piercing itch came over.
Li Tianxi gritted his teeth and almost didn't laugh out loud, but he hurriedly held back desperately, but his body bent up involuntarily, thinking that he endured it very hard.
Seeing this, everyone was also amused by Lee Hyori's naughtiness.
Looking at Li Tianxi's twitching expression, Li Junxi couldn't help but sigh, this is really ~~~~~~ and too honest, he can't move, he really doesn't move!
"Alright, alright!" Seeing that Li Tianxi's face was flushed, Li Junxi hurriedly grabbed Li Xiaoli's hand, "Sister Xiaoli, if you scratch it again, Brother Tianxi will be suffocated with internal injuries!" ”
Obviously, Li Tianxi's brand scarecrow is better, and the final result is the same, the camera lens hesitated slightly, and finally turned to Li Tianxi.
"Yay~~~~~~~~~"
After winning two games in a row, Park Ye-jin cheered, and the Lee Hyo-ri team on the other side was a completely different situation.
If you want to say that the most disappointed is Kim Jong Kook, the image is lost, but he can't win, why is he fighting so hard!
"Alas~~~~~~" Kim Jong Kook sighed, took off the hat on his head, threw it on the ground, turned around, and walked towards the place where there was no one.
"Zhong Guo!" Seeing this, Liu Zaishi wanted to "comfort" Kim Jong Kook, but before the words of "comfort" could be spoken, he already laughed.
It turned out that Kim Jong Kook only ran in tears, and didn't notice the road conditions under his feet, but he couldn't collect it and stepped into a mud pit in the farmland!
"Oops~" Kim Jong Kook was busy pumping his feet, but it was already late, and the upper was already covered with mud!
After everyone saw it, they burst into laughter, and Liu Zaishi, who was following behind, laughed so much that his face was about to cramp: "Zhong Guo~~~"
Kim Jong Kook estimated that he wanted to die at this moment, he was ashamed, embarrassed and depressed, turning his back to everyone while taking off those clothes, sulking, and finally kicking off his dirty shoes.
At this moment, everyone finally couldn't help laughing, and they didn't expect that a dignified man, Kim Jong Kook, was also quite childish.
Lee Hyo-ri also smiled, but after a while, she stopped again and looked at Lee Jun-hee with a worried expression: "Jun-hee, Chung Kook OPPA won't be really angry, right?" Go and comfort Chung Kook oPPa! Persuade him to come back! ”
"Now?" Li Junxi glanced at Kim Jong Kook in the distance, he shook his head with a smile, "Forget it, let him go for the time being!" ”
"That's right, it's better to let Zhong Guo stay alone now!" Another Liu Zaishi, who knew him well, also deliberately joked with a mocking face, "Otherwise, if you get closer, you will have to worry about your life!" ”
Everyone glanced at Kim Jong Kook, who was looking like a dead person in the distance, and then looked at his strong figure, and smiled with deep approval.
A few minutes later, Kim Jong Kook finally "deflated", and after cleaning up the makeup on his body, he walked back with his shoes pouting and pouting, accompanied by Liu Zaishi.
“OPPA! You okay! ”
"Brother! Need new shoes? ”
"Zhong Guo! Cheer up! ”
It's okay that everyone is not comforted, but the more the members care, the more embarrassed Kim Jong Kook feels, especially when he thinks of the way he looked just now, Kim Jong Kook feels embarrassed, so he is embarrassed to lower his head and not speak.
When I thought of a man Kim Jong Kook, he would become a cautious man Kim Jong Kook in the future, Kim Jong Kook really had the urge to hit the wall. (To be continued.) )