Chapter 582: Punishment
Seeing Xiaomeng sneaking into the cockpit like a smoke, Huang Xiaoran stomped his feet angrily, so he could only turn around and say with an embarrassed face: "Brother Jiang...... Xiaomeng, she is not sensible, she has no way to speak, you ...... You're not going to be angry, are you? ”
Jiang Shaoyou smiled bitterly and said in his heart...... It's so angry that I can't do it, but if I am provoked by this little girl a few times, I'm afraid I'm really going to turn into a wolf! This girl really dares to say that she wants me to pee on him...... I'll go, this ...... Does it really work?
Imagine holding Xiaomeng in your arms is like peeing on a child...... Jiang Shaoyou felt his heart beat wildly, and the temperature of his blood continued to rise, as if he had also been injected with superhuman medicine! Fortunately, Huang Xiaoran broke the siege just now! Otherwise...... Jiang Shaoyou didn't dare to guarantee that he would directly correct the scourge of Xiaomeng on the spot!
Although he thought so in his heart, Jiang Shaoyou would definitely not admit it in front of Huang Xiaoran, so he could only pretend to be indifferent, and said with a smile: "Of course I won't be angry, Xiaomeng, she just likes to play around, how can I be angry with her." ”
Huang Xiaoran pursed her lips and said, "But Xiaomeng has never had such a mess with other men before, she looks like she is not close to outsiders, and she never pretends to all men, so that she ...... So much so that some of the people in our company are secretly spreading that Xiaomeng and I are that kind of ...... Well, it's the kind of person who has an abnormal orientation! Unexpectedly, Xiaomeng, she is very different from others to you, if we let the men in our company who are secretly thinking about Xiaomeng, see her intimate appearance with you just now, you have to break your glasses! ”
Hearing Huang Xiaoran say this, Jiang Shaoyou's vanity couldn't help but swell slightly, and then looked at Huang Xiaoran and said with a smile: "What about you?" If you let your fans see you with me, will I be drowned by the saliva of your fans? ”
Huang Xiaoran's face turned red, she lowered her head and snorted lightly, and said, "No!" I...... I don't have anything to do with you...... It doesn't matter what kind of affectionate behavior it is, even if it is seen! ”
"Really? Haven't we ever had any affectionate gestures? Jiang Shaoyou said a little unconvinced: "When you forgot that you were on the surface before, I seemed to have helped you do artificial respiration!" That's mouth-to-mouth...... Isn't that an act of affection? ”
Huang Xiaoran blushed again and said angrily, "Ah...... You hate it, that...... That's an emergency ambulance, this ...... How can this be counted? ”
"So that's not an intimacy!" When Jiang Shaoyou heard this, he deliberately covered his heart with his hand, made a half-dead look, and said, "Ouch...... I don't know what's going on, suddenly I can't breathe! Or...... You can also do artificial respiration for me, anyway, this is not considered intimacy, okay! ”
Huang Xiaoran naturally knew that Jiang Shaoyou was pretending, so he was so angry that he kicked Jiang Shaoyou's leg with his toes, and said, "The ghost believes you!" If you can't breathe, you'll suffocate! ”
"Oops...... It's over, it's over! Broken leg...... Broken leg! ”
Jiang Shaoyou pretended to fall on the spot, hugged his knees with both hands, and said with a pale face: "Xiao Ran, why are you so ruthless?" I'm just joking with you, if you don't like joking with me, just say it, why did you do such a bad thing to me! Ah...... It's over, my knee is completely shattered, and it looks like I'm going to lose this leg in the future! ”
Huang Xiaoran saw that Jiang Shaoyou was sweating profusely and his face was pale, and he thought that Jiang Shaoyou's leg was really kicked off by himself, so he couldn't help but be startled and quickly knelt on Jiang Shaoyou's body, trembling his hands and wanting to touch Jiang Shaoyou's legs, but he didn't dare to touch them, and couldn't help but say incoherently for a while: "Impossible...... I...... I just kicked you gently, what...... How did you kick your leg off? ”
Jiang Shaoyou said in a trembling voice: "You...... Don't you know that you're not an ordinary person anymore? You don't feel like you're pushing too hard, but you're ...... But even the stones can be kicked and broken, you know? ”
"No......" Huang Xiaoran shook his head again and again and said, "I clearly didn't have a ...... just now I didn't turn on the power in my body! How so...... How so? ”
Jiang Shaoyou said weakly: "Who knows...... Perhaps, you think you can control that power freely, but in fact...... In fact, sometimes inadvertently, that power will suddenly leak out! Finished...... My leg hurts...... I'm afraid this leg is really going to be completely destroyed! What should I do......" Jiang Shaoyou said, and began to hold that leg and roll on the deck in pain.
As the so-called concern is chaos, Huang Xiaoran saw Jiang Shaoyou's miserable appearance, and his heart was already in chaos, so he didn't expect Jiang Shaoyou to be a miracle doctor who could live and die, flesh and bones. Not to mention that Jiang Shaoyou's legs won't be broken with a light kick, even if they are really kicked, he has a way to heal himself easily.
Seeing Jiang Shaoyou in pain like this at this moment, where would Huang Xiaoran think of so much, he was suddenly distressed and self-blaming, hugged Jiang Shaoyou, and cried bitterly: "Shaoyou, I'm sorry...... I'm really sorry! I didn't expect it to be like this...... You...... Hit me, scold me! Why don't you break my leg too! Woowoo...... As long as it relieves you of some pain, whatever you ask me to do! ”
Jiang Shaoyou originally wanted to take this opportunity to tease Huang Xiaoran, but at this moment, seeing Huang Xiaoran's true feelings, remorse and pain, where was he embarrassed to deceive Huang Xiaoran again, he had to stop rolling, suddenly turned over and sat up, grabbed Huang Xiaoran's hand, and said with a bitter face: "No...... Xiao Ran, I ...... I'm just playing with you, don't you know what my brother and I are capable of? Before, my brother's leg was blown up by a machine gun and it wasn't broken for a while, how could it be broken by you with a light kick! Hehe...... Okay, stop crying! It's all my fault, I shouldn't tease you, you won't be angry with me, right? ”
"Ah...... You're alright! Huang Xiaoran couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Jiang Shaoyou's changes, and then burst into tears and said, "I hate you...... Lie to me! But...... As long as you're okay, I'm so happy to know you're okay! ”
Jiang Shaoyou was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head a little embarrassed, and said, "I'm sorry...... It's really me bad this time, or ...... If you hit me a few times, you can count it as a punishment for me! ”
Huang Xiaoran tilted his head and blinked at Jiang Shaoyou, and said, "Are you sure...... Do you really want me to punish you? But...... If you really want me to punish me, it's up to me to decide! You're so thick-skinned, even if you hit it a few times, I'm afraid it won't hurt, if I want to punish you...... You must choose a very vicious method, I'm afraid you won't dare! ”
Jiang Shaoyou was startled when he heard this, but then he nodded very seriously and said, "Okay, who let me do it wrong!" It's up to you how you want to punish me, as long as you leave a small life for your brother! Of course...... I can't let my brother cut off his children and grandchildren! So...... Brother, you can't move this third leg! ”
Huang Xiaoran blushed and snorted lightly, saying, "What do you want!" Hum...... Well, that's what you promised! If you really want to let me punish you, then ...... Wait, no matter what I do to you, you won't be able to resist! If you dare to resist...... Hmph, I'll ignore you from then on! ”
"Uh...... Come on for real! This one...... All right! Seeing that Huang Xiaoran didn't seem to be joking, Jiang Shaoyou's heart couldn't help but feel a little uneasy for a while. But fortunately, he is a master of art and bold, in fact, even if Huang Xiaoran really abolished his third leg, he can't let him cut off his children and grandchildren, he can use his perverted recovery ability to grow another "leg" on his own!
In that case...... Then what is there to be afraid of, the big deal is just a little bit of flesh and skin, who made Jiang Shaoyou feel ashamed of himself, now as long as he can make Huang Xiaoran angry, even if he suffers a little crime, Jiang Shaoyou will admit it!
So Jiang Shaoyou gritted his teeth and said, "Come on...... Brother is out today! As long as you can leave a small life for your brother in the end, today you will give your brother Ling Chi, and my brother will never resist, let you ravage casually until you have enough of your anger, how about it! ”
"Wow...... That's what you said! ”
Huang Xiaoran grinned, revealing a smile that captivated the city and the country, but then changed to a vicious appearance for another second, glared at his eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "Look at how I torture you today!" Well...... You close your eyes first, and if I don't let you open them, you must never open them, you know? ”
"Yes...... Her Majesty the Queen! Jiang Shaoyou immediately closed his eyes when he heard this, and then directly lay on his back on the deck in big characters, looking like he wanted to kill or chop whatever he wanted.
However, although Jiang Shaoyou's eyes were closed, he immediately turned on the ability to see, and he could still see everything in front of him clearly through his eyelids.
It's not that Jiang Shaoyou wants to play tricks, it's just that he's really curious...... Originally, with his understanding of Huang Xiaoran, he felt that Huang Xiaoran should not be the kind of girl who would not forgive people for a little thing, why did he show a look of retribution today? Therefore, Jiang Shaoyou really wants to see how Jiang Shaoyou wants to take revenge on him!
Huang Xiaoran saw that Jiang Shaoyou looked very obedient, and really closed his eyes, lying there like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, and couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, but ...... When he really wanted to do something to Jiang Shaoyou, he couldn't help but feel nervous for a while. As if he was a thief, he looked around, and saw that the Yue Nan fleet behind him had already been thrown off so that he couldn't even see the shadow, and the surrounding sea was empty, and he couldn't even see the shadow of a ship, as for Ruan Ling and Xiao Meng on this yacht, they all stayed in the cockpit, as if they had specially left space for the two of them to get along......
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